Oh, Erin is pretending to be a big Family Feud fan today. Great.
And we have Mike in his Mickey Mouse shirt. Quite a change from his usual black t-shirt. I suspect that this was a gift from Erin. Maybe she got it during one of her twice-monthly trips to Disneyland. Perhaps she’s checking on her parents’ estate while she’s there.
Do you suppose she’ll keep the property in California? I mean, she’s there so often, it would make sense. It would be cheaper than getting a hotel. More convenient. Plus, all the memories she has of her childhood home. You know…staring at the wall, that time that she played Pole Position on her father’s Atari 2600 PC CD-ROM.
0:00 – “Also, I’m getting over being sick so if I’m coughing, I’m sorry.”
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more unhealthy person. She’s ALWAYS sick. Or so she claims. It’s a mental health problem, not a physical one.
Then she edits something out. So let’s go to Twitch for the unedited goodness.
Mike points at his shirt and says do you know who that is? Erin, the charisma blackhole that she is, says, “No. I’ve never seen that character before.” Mike then says “Mortimer Mouse.” Erin says, “Ew. Mickey is a much better name.”
I’m about 90% sure that Erin didn’t get the reference.
So that’s what she edited out. Just that. Just that little “joke” that I think exposes Erin as not knowing that Mickey Mouse was originally called Mortimer Mouse.
0:30 – Erin says, “At first we were going to do it like him versus me but I think we should be on the same team like versus the computer.”
Oh sure. That makes perfect sense, Erin. That’s what everybody likes seeing, right? A little cooperation. To hell with competitiveness.
How stupid does she think we are? Well, I suppose that her viewers are largely mentally retarded but even they can’t be buying this. She knows she’s going to get destroyed because she knows nothing about video games, doesn’t know the rules around Family Feud, and won’t be able to answer even the simple questions that come up on Family Feud.
She goes on to explain that doing it this way means that they can look at the chat and otherwise it would be “too stressful.” It makes NO SENSE. How does being on the same team mean that they can look at the chat more? They could look at the chat the same exact amount of time IF NOT MORE by being on opposite teams. When the one player is playing, the other player can look at the chat. What the fuck is she talking about? It’s just some paper thin excuse, totally illogical, that she came up with because she doesn’t want to get curb stomped by Mike and demonstrate her complete lack of knowledge about EVERYTHING. Newsflash, Erin. That horse has long since bolted from the barn and is now living in Florida. EVERYBODY knows that you’re an idiot. It’s not a secret. Move on.
1:15 – So Erin is starting the game. You can CLEARLY change what the family looks like, there’s an arrow after the words “Family 1” but Erin doesn’t realize this. So she just asks what the family’s name should be. You can see the retarded suggestion that the chat came up with in the screenshot.
1:45 – Mike asks Erin if she’s ever owned a Furby. No prizes for guessing her answer. What the fuck were her parents doing?
“I didn’t but I had friends who did.”
Great story, Erin.
2:15 – Mike asks if she ever had a Cabbage Patch doll.
No prizes for this one either. But at least she has an excuse here. It’s before her time. But Furbies aren’t.
Mike asks if she ever had Beanie Babies.
Hold everything. Erin says that she DID have Beanie Babies. What the fuck? Maybe she stole one from a friend or something because her parents weren’t buying her anything.
Mike asks if they had names. Erin says, “Yeah…like, I don’t remember their names but each one, like the little Ty heart tag, it would say their name.”
How bizarre is this? It shows that she had absolutely no attachment to these things. I had loads of stuffed animals and I can still tell you their names. It’s like Erin is incapable of caring about anything or anyone.
3:00 – So first question. Name something Switzerland is famous for. Erin is not going to have a clue. I’ll say chocolate…wait, this is the bullseye round so I only have to give one answer. I’ll say chocolate. Let’s see if Erin gives an answer AT ALL or if she just leaves it to Mike or looks at the chat for answers.
Mike screams out, “The Matterhorn”. Erin pauses and says…”Do you think that’s…going to be an answer.”
She’s right to be cautious. First of all, she has no idea what it is. I don’t even know. A mountain, I think. But secondly, this is the BULLSEYE round. Only the TOP answer will be shown. Erin clearly doesn’t know this. Erin has clearly never seen the show before OR played the SNES game.
Then Mike says “chocolate” and Erin says, “Oh yeah.” But she’s still typing “Matterhorn” in.
Oh, chocolate was a suggestion from the chat. This is what we want to see. How well do the retards in the chat play the game.
Guys…PLAY THE FUCKING GAME YOURSELVES. We want see how well YOU do. I want to see Erin answer every single question BY HERSELF. What’s so hard about this?
But then Erin, inexplicably, just types in “Alps” which was apparently the correct answer. She presumably got this answer from the chat.
Then she says, “Yeah, I guess I should have said mountains.”
BUT YOU GOT THE RIGHT FUCKING ANSWER. She doesn’t seem to realize that.
3:45 – “Name an occupation in which it would be a help to be a good listener.”
Who wrote these questions? It’s oddly phrased. I don’t know. Let’s find out what the chat says because Erin certainly won’t come up with anything and Mike is looking at his phone, presumably at the chat.
Erin lost out to the computer who answered “physician.” Erin claims that she was going to say “therapist.” Well then fucking buzz in quicker.
Physician was the right answer.
4:00 – “Name an occupation in which people get lots of mail.” I’ll say actor. Fan mail.
Erin buzzes in, doesn’t know, and then asks for help. Mike doesn’t know. She looks at the chat, who may or may not have provided an answer, and then says, “I don’t know. I guess mailman?”
Then she goes with senator, presmably an answer from the chat.
Mike reads from the chat and they seem to be saying “celebrity.”
Senator was wrong. The computer says “show biz” which was right.
5:00 – “Besides king and queen, name a title some people have in England.” I’ll say prince.
Mike says “sir”, which, of course, is not a title in this sense.
Erin even, inadvertently corrects him, and says “Oh yeah, like you can be knighted.” So the title is KNIGHT you morons.
It was wrong, of course. Erin says, “How come we’re getting dominated here?” Because your answers are shit and you’re shit.
The computer says “lady”, which of course is not a title either. The computer seems to be as stupid as Mike and Erin are.
So we never got the right answer.
5:30 – “Name a person who expects you to pay attention to him or her.” Boyfriend. Let’s see if Erin actually manages this one.
Erin has a vacant look and Mike says “kids”, inexplicably.
Wrong, of course.
The chat suggested teacher, which is also shit.
The computer says “spouse” which of course was the right answer.
It really illustrates what Mike and Erin’s relationship is like that this didn’t occur to them. “A spouse is supposed to listen to you? What? What kind of crazy answer is that?”
So that’s the end of the bullseye round. Mike says, “Do we have any money, though?”
Well, aside from the $1,000 that you got from the first correct answer, there’s the $5,000 that you start with. Doesn’t he know this? Wasn’t he a big fan of the Ray Colms era of Family Feud, which this game is based on?
Oh, maybe the other family got that first answer right because Mike and Erin only have $5,000.
6:30 – Now we’re at the first actual question. “Name something people can inherit gentically from their parents.” Eye colour. Hair colour. Skin colour. Height. Mental health problems.
Mike says “hair line”, an answer that obviously will not be there. Erin says, “Do you think that will be there instead of eye colour?”
Erin, use your fucking head and veto Mike’s idiotic “comedy” answer in favour of your obviously correct answer. This is fucking colours. It’s right up Erin’s alley. Of course she got this one right.
Erin just types in “hair” and says “should I put hair colour?” She’s all about the colours. But she leaves it at “hair” and then the number two answer is revealed as “hair colour.”
The computer chooses height, which is number three.
Erin wins control of the board and eagerly begins typing “eye colour” as Mike racks his brain trying to come up with answers, his eyes never leaving the chat.
Then…eugh…Erin looks to the chat. They aren’t going to play this properly.
Somebody in the chat says “money” and Erin gives a weird look, mentally counting her fortune from her parents, and then re-reads the question and says, “No, genetically.”
8:45 – Erin claims, for the second time this stream, that it’s stressful.
9:45 – Erin says “trauma”, which I think is her own answer, and a real insight into her life.
She didn’t go with “trauma”, though. Instead, she went with “skin”, which was wrong and their third strike.
My answers were all given. So…let’s think…I don’t know. Weight, although this would have been a controversial answer in the 1990s.
Heart problems and skin colour were the final two answers. I guess they didn’t accept “skin” for “skin colour.”
11:00 – “Name a food that leaves you with a couple of days of leftovers.” That’s clearly a Thanksgiving-based question. I’ll say turkey…I don’t know. Stuffing wouldn’t be there, surely. Maybe it’s not just Thanksgiving. Maybe just any big meal. Stew. Maybe Erin will say “casserole” and amuse us all again.
Mike says, “Turkey, Thanksgiving.”
Let’s give Erin a shot at these, Mike. It’s her stream. People want to see her answers.
Mike says “pizza” and Erin immediately looks at the chat. She can’t even give ONE answer herself. Just name a fucking food. What’s so hard about that?
She looks at the chat and says, “Oh, chili. That’s a good one. Like anything in a crock pot, really.”
This is a reference to her tweet a few months ago where she boasted about how she was using a crock pot to make lentil soup.
Mike says, “I think you should say pizza.” Erin says, “But…a couple of days?”
How much fucking pizza is Erin eating? Yes, a couple of days. She’s sitting there and gorging herself.
11:45 – “I’m going to put casserole.”
Oh my god, she did it. Shout out to my favourite article.
She wasn’t even saying this as a joke. What is her obsession with casseroles?
Erin reluctantly puts “pizza” and then says, “Because if they literally mean days…pizza is like one extra day.”
I just don’t get it. They’re either ordering very small pizzas or Erin is eating a lot of pizza. Pizza is CLEARLY going to be there.
What? It wasn’t.
Hopefully, she returns to this casserole idea.
Oh my god, she’s putting “casserole” in there.
Mike says, “So that means you down the entire pizza?”
Yeah. He doesn’t get it either. But…haven’t they ordered a pizza in the FIVE YEARS that they’ve been living together? He doesn’t seen how quickly or otherwise Erin is inhaling pizza?
Casserole wasn’t on there, of course.
Then the chat suggests “lasagna” which Erin eagerly agrees to, lasagna just being another type of casserole, of course. Erin is all about casserole for whatever bizarre reason.
No lasagna so that’s their third strike.
I don’t know. What did I say? Stew. I’m not sure about that. I think that pizza was a good answer, despite Erin’s vociferous objections.
The computer chooses roast beef, which was on there. I’m not entirely sure what that is. I only know it from Arby’s sandwiches. What is roast beef? Let me look this up.
Oh yeah. Like a big chunk of meat that gets carved. I’ve seen this at some of your “classier” casino buffets.
Pasta was number two. Weird answer. Then meat loaf. Then soup.
I don’t know. That was a bad question and bad answers.
13:45 – “Name something you read every day without fail.” Newspaper…what else can it be? Do they want specific sections in the newspaper? Your horoscope. The comics page. The weather. Maybe magazines.
Oh my god, Erin actually didn’t need help on this one. She said the newspaper. Good job, Erin. You can do it.
Mike says TV Guide. Yeah, that’s good.
Newspaper was number one. So then Mike says “try road signs.”
What fucking stupidity is this? And this was after he gave the suggestion of TV Guide, horoscope, and Dear Abby. He thinks that ROAD SIGNS is going to be there. Like people READ road signs. They’re taking a moment to read the stop sign.
Even though Erin, rightly, suspected that it wouldn’t be there, she typed it in anyway. Erin, use your judgement. Do not put his stupid answers in there.
A horntard suggests bible. That was on there.
Mail, another horntard suggestion, was on there.
Horntards are suggesting “clock”. Again, Erin is skeptical, citing the bad answer of “road signs” but she still puts it in anyway. There is NO WAY “clock” is going to be there.
Unbelieveably, it was there.
Then the game just ends abruptly even though there was still an answer up there. What the fuck happened? Did they edit something out? Let me check.
Oh, they did indeed. Let’s see what controversial, too hot for Youtube answers there were.
Well, Erin, a holder of an English degree, misspells “calendar” as “calender” but surely that’s not the reason.
Oh, a horntard corrects her spelling and she immediately tries “calendar.” So maybe that was the reason. She was just embarrassed by this spelling error. WHO CARES? Why would THIS of all things, cause her to be embarrassed? Of all the humiliations that she endures in every stream why is THIS the thing that she decided she didn’t want to rebroadcast?
And that was the correct answer. So they got a clean sweep. But we don’t see ANY of this in the Youtube video. There’s just a brief cut to the victory because Erin was so self-conscious about this minor SPELLING mistake that LOADS of people get wrong.
Absolutely unbelieveable. The video doesn’t even MAKE SENSE the way she’s edited this out. And it’s for such a petty reason.
16:45 – So they’re at the Fast Money round. Mike tells Erin that she has to be quick. Erin panics and asks Mike if he wants to do it. Mike declines and says “You’re more used to it.” In what fucking universe is Erin more used to typing shit into video games than Mike is?
“Name a part of the body that changes least with age.” Erin suggests legs.
Oh, this could be good. Given the nature of the round, Erin doesn’t have time to wait for the horntards to give answers.
“Learn something Boy Scouts learn to do.” Erin says “start a fire”. I would have said “tie knots.”
“Name a color of the rainbow.” Oh, Erin has this one. I’ll say blue but what’s her answer going to be? Mike…FUCK OFF. He interjects with “red”. This was Erin’s fucking moment. We wanted to hear HER colour. Fucking piece of shit.
“How many shows do you try and watch whenever they’re on.”
I don’t think a native English speaker wrote these questions. Erin says three.
“Name a fruit used in pies.” I’ll say apple. That’s what Erin went with as well.
They got 126 points. Mike says that it’s his turn and he shouldn’t have been looking. I was going to make the same point. Mike should have been off in a sound-proof booth, just like on the show.
They end up with 178, owing to Mike’s sometimes stupid answers. So a big fail but still, five dollars a point that’s…890 big ones.
The prize money was never good on Family Feud. They got $890 split five ways. It’s not even worth it. When you factor in the cost of gas, and parking, and having to buy nice clothes, and the missed work, you end up LOSING money.
Even if they got the $5,000 jackpot, who gives a shit? That’s $1,000 for each of them for a day’s work. It’s surely more than they would have made working but it’s hardly life-changing money. You’re not going to buy a car with it. You’re going to maybe redo the tiling in the bathroom and that’s it. It’s worth all of that hassle of going onto the show for new bathroom tiles?
They seem to play this for another round. Let’s see if it improves. I won’t go detailed with this.
Mike is playing now.
It’s the Bulls Eye round. One of the questions is about your favourite fried food. Mike is typing “chicken” and Erin laughs. Mike then panics and says “should I put fries instead?” Erin insists that chicken was a good answer and that she doesn’t know why she laughed. I don’t either. But Mike, like an idiot, changes his answer to “french fries”, which, bizarrely, was the right answer. Then Mike says, “I bet chicken was number one, though.”
No. Don’t you know what the fucking Bulls Eye round is? ONLY the top answer matters. ONLY the top answer is given. He doesn’t have a fucking clue. He calls himself a Family Feud fan?
I believe that Ray Colms hated the Bulls Eye round, by the way. It was shit.
26:30 – The question was, “Name a dog in cartoons or comics”. The final two answers, which nobody got, were Daisy and Sandy. Erin says that she doesn’t know either of them. She’s not a big Little Orphan Annie fan, I guess.
Who’s Daisy, though? Oh, the dog from Blondie.
27:30 – The question is “Name something that most people do at the same time every day of their lives.” Mike says “poop” which is what I thought too, but is it going to be on there? Erin went with “wake up.” But in response to Mike’s answer, Erin said, “If they’re extremely regular” which might be the first time I’ve ever laughed at one of Erin’s “jokes.”
So they lost the second game.
35:00 – They’re playing again.
49:00 – The question is name a famous tiger. The number one answer is Tony the Tiger. Erin put the answer in and they gave her credit for Tiger, from Winnie the Pooh. The computer also gave Tony the Tiger as an answer and they buzzed it. So it’s a bug. They didn’t recognize Tony the Tiger. Maybe if she just would have written “Tony” it would have solved the problem. Because when she wrote “Tony the Tiger” it gave her credit for Tigger, as like a misspelled word.
So they lose and turn the game off.
Do I want to watch any more of this? Not really. I’ll just skip around.
1:07:00 – Mike is complaining about an imaginary person who criticises Erin for being bad at a video game that she’s never played before. Erin REPEATEDLY says that she’s never played the game before. It’s like her catchphrase. And Mike says, “I’d like to take the person who complains about not being an expert at a game you’ve never played before, put him in front of a large audience, have him play a game that he’s never played before, and see how he does.”
Mike, you’re missing the point, probably intentionally. Most people would have more sense than that. They wouldn’t make videos about video games when they don’t have any experience or knowledge about video games. It’s called not being a lying grifter.
Nobody cares that she sucks at video games and knows nothing about them. The issue is why do this then? Why the blatent dishonesty?
So that was Erin crying about not being able to spell “calendar”. I can’t believe that she edited that out. It’s completely trivial. She seems to get hung up on things that don’t matter AT ALL but ignores the MASSIVE problems with her channel. Did we need a 30 minute video where she just talks about colours and plays the first level in a few shitty games, badly? The entire foundation of her channel is rotten and she has no personality AT ALL. THAT’S what she should be embarrassed about. Just stop making the videos. This isn’t for you. There’s no shame in it. People are good at different things.