I was inspired by the Idea Man’s love of coming up with a bad pun and then creating a shitty script around that pun that he shits out in a day. So…this is my Prosti-Newt article. I hope to turn it into a video game or a comic book or a movie some day.
He goes to McDonalds to get a couple of Happy Meals. It’s never explained why he got two, or if it is, I didn’t get it. I guess that I have to watch this again. I already watched it once and he does his usual creep shit.
0:45 – “I have a connection to Hello Kitty.”
And then he talks about his “exotic dancer” “friend” Latia (or something). He’s at pains to tell you that she was Korean, black, and Cherokee. He knew this “friend” when he worked at the comic book store, which must have been 20 years ago. But Latia liked Hello Kitty so now whenever he thinks of Hello Kitty, he thinks about all of the sexy time that he had with this prostitute “friend” of his.
Why does everything have to be creepy with this guy? He could have even just told the story minus the “exotic dancer” part. What did that add to the story? But he wants people to think that he’s some big stud who’s fucking all of these hot chicks. Like Horseface. Never mind the fact that these are prostitutes and he’s paying them.
2:15 – Newt just starts talking about how, “We’re slipping into authoritarianism” out of nowhere. He’s talking about Happy Meals, and how he’s going to give one of the toys to one of his employees, probably in a creepy fashion, and then he starts with this anti-Trump shit.
His Twitter has been FULL of absolutely bizarre shit about Trump for the past couple of months at least. He seems to have abandoned his death toll tweets in favour of Trump shit.
The man won two elections. If you don’t like it, leave.
It’s not like this is a new phenomenon in the US. People talk about 1980 as the turning point, when Reagan was elected. He strengthened corporate control of the country. Wages went down. Unemployment went up. But this was already all going on for at least ten years by then. The groundwork was already in place by the time Reagan was elected.
You can look at the Powel Memorandum of 1971 which attacked perceived “communism” and set the blueprint for the corporate takeover of America for an example. Widely read, widely distributed, and people in power put these deplorable principles into reality.
But was the US ever some bastion of freedom? The country was founded by religious extremists who wanted to create a country so regimented and devoid of independent thought that it would make the Taliban blush. These nutjobs were “persecuted” for perfectly valid reasons.
Then you add to the mix that the country was built on slavery and genocide of the native people. This sounds “progressive” to you? It’s a nation of gun-loving cowards who “won” their country by taking it from Stone Age savages. America has never fought a war against an enemy of equal or greater strength. They’ve never been at risk of invasion.
They didn’t even enter World War II until it was obvious what the result was going to be. There were plans in place on how to deal with a Europe ruled by Germany. The US government was perfectly content to deal with a victorious Germany. Many probably preferred it.
As far as gun violence, that’s been on the rise since the Civil War. Human life was never valued in the US in terms of non-white folk but the Civil War showed that even white people were disposable. Other white Americans. And with the growing industrialisation and urbanisation, coupled with a history of glorifying brutality, the US became a breeding ground for violence.
Look at the degenerate popular culture that arose from such a society. Decades of radio shows, movies, television, and books all glorifying the violence of the Old West.
Take a look at what Newt himself does with his spare time. Dreams of making shit “tits and gore” movies. Do you think that people from healthy countries are doing that? “I’m going to make a movie full of disgusting, graphic violence where prostitutes are getting their entrails ripped out of them.” This is the direct result of a deeply degenerate society.
And none of this is new. None of this started with Trump. Trump is a piece of shit, sure, but he’s from a country that’s ALWAYS been shit. Despite the kings and queens and all of that gay shit, Western Europe has always been a better place to live than the US for the average person.
There’s been a marked increase in the attack on the working class in the US since the 1970s. There’s been open and brazen class warfare since then. The wealth has been redistributed upwards at increasing levels every year since the 1970s. Newt had his entire life to do something about it.
But Newt, being the fucking retard he is, just wakes up one day and says, “Hey, what’s the deal with this Trump guy? He sure is a jerk, isn’t he? If we’d just get rid of him, all of our problems would be solved.”
No. Newt’s solution to the very real corporate takeover of America is to sit in his car eating Happy Meals and hang out with fucking whores who he puts in his non-existent shitty “tits and gore” movies.
Newt is part of the fucking problem. Doesn’t he get it? Newt is what’s wrong with America. A no talent, delusional retard openly trying to lower the level of discourse with his no-brow “movies” that fortunately never get made. He glorifies prositutes. He glorifies violence. And then he says, “What’s the deal with all of this fascism?”
Fucking drowning in medical debt and student loan debt too. What does it take for him to wake up to the systemic problems in America as opposed to blaming it all on one guy?
Back to this mindless video about consumerism, prostitution, and the lack of any mental health care in America.
3:30 – He shows the tiny portions in Happy Meals. Well, it is shocking. You can almost count the number of fries in that thing. Maybe…ten? Fifteen? Another example of corporate greed. But don’t expect such an analysis from the self-proclaimed Ideas Man. His ideas all involve breasts and violence.
4:45 – Then Newt says that even though he’s trying to lose weight for this “movie” that he claims he’s going to be in, which will involve him being nude, he’s going to eat the chicken nuggets. Did that “diet” of his ever even start? You can even see in this video that he has a double chin. How the fuck is he going to lose the 50+ pounds that he needs to lose in the next four or five months? This guy seems to be spending a lot of time in his car eating fast food. Where are the videos where he’s out walking around rural Pennsylvania?
5:30 – Then he starts talking about a man standing outside of his window staring at him. But here’s the great thing about Newt, the long-time “Youtuber” and film-maker extraordinaire: HE DOESN’T SHOW THE GUY. He doesn’t even include any of the audio. There was apparently some big incident with this guy banging on the windows and shit. We get NONE of it.
Newt claims that an employee says that this is a local crazy person who hangs out in the parking lot. None of this is in the video. Newt had an opportunity to have something MILDLY interesting in his video for a change but he decided not to show any of it. I don’t even think that he recorded any of it. He seems to be turning the camera OFF when this crazy guy shows up. What is he doing?
So that’s the video. It’s shit. He promises a run in with a crazy person but none of it is shown. The only crazy person we get is fucking boring ass Newt Wallen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtrr3hFAA_s
There’s a video with PVC Bondage Guy. I’m not watching it but she’s clearly not losing any weight.
Oh, Newt has a new prostitute “friend.”
0:00 – Newt: All right. Who are you?
Alex: Hi. I’m Alex. I don’t know. I can’t.
Newt: Are you an elderly prostitute who I pay to hang out with me?
I can’t believe that Newt uses this blog to try to pick up chicks. How could it possibly work? “There’s a guy with a little-known blog who writes about what a huge asshole I am. You should check it out. I’m a real celebrity.”
She doesn’t even deny being a prostitute.
And why is this taking place in a car again? Film a video at the gym. This woman could stand to lose some weight too.
5:00 – I’m five minutes in and Newt is just boring this woman and the audience about the fucking history of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Who gives a shit? That woman is earning whatever Newt is paying her. But I’m skipping ahead.
I can’t. He’s talking a lot but not saying anything worth listening to.
There was a comment about a muse…where was that?
Oh, it was in the McDonalds video.
- “And there you were saying you have no inspiration or muse. The world is clearly attempting to throw whatever it can your way to spark you, dude. ‘Merica can be a wiggity-wack place…”
Oh. That actually wasn’t worth looking for.
Here’s another video with this prostitute.
6:15 – “Fox News tells me that the Russians are the good guys.”
More anti-Trump shit from out of nowhere.
Here’s the video description:
“A movie with Dinosaurs in Nam should be awesome. but allas”
Can’t even spell “alas”. Unbelievable. A product of the American public school system. It’s by design. And Newt is too stupid to even be outraged by it.
So that’s what Newt has been doing with his time since I last wrote about him. He actually stopped speaking to his father because he voted for Trump. What fucking difference does it make? Who was the candidate who was going to do anything but maintain and stengthen the dictatorship of the capitalists?
Newt’s father voting for Trump just illustrates that his father is easily duped just like Newt is. They’re a couple of retards. What do you expect? But you shouldn’t stop speaking to him over this. Anyone voting for Trump should be pitied for being the easily-mislead fool that they are. Similarly, anyone voting for whoever the Democrats are wheeling out should be pitied. It’s all a sham. The country is run by corporations.
Democracy, in fact, is always inventing class distinctions, despite its theoretical abhorrence of them. The baron has departed, but in his place stand the grand goblin, the supreme worthy archon, the sovereign grand commander. Democratic man is quite unable to think of himself as a free individual; he must belong to a group, or shake with fear and loneliness and the group, of course, must have its leaders.
– H L Mencken