You know how Erin never shuts the fuck up about Disney? And she goes to Disneyland every two weeks when she’s visiting her parents?
Well, just like the rest of her made up interests, she knows NOTHING about it.
56:30 – A horntard asks which she prefers: Dumbo, Pinochio, or Fantasia. Three of the most well-known classic Disney movies.
“I don’t know. Pinochio was traumatising to me when the kids turn into donkeys and it makes me feel bad because I’m like does that mean they treat donkeys really bad?”
Good stuff, Erin. Moving on.
“I also don’t like…I don’t think that I ever finished Dumbo because I think his mom dies or they get separated or something horrible and I just can’t.”
She’s a big Disney fan, guys. Never watched Dumbo. Even as a 37 year old woman, she can’t handle it.
“Fantasia, I guess I’d pick Fantasia…because I think that was the least…uhh…disturbing to me.”
Oh sure. She loves the racist depictions of centaurs.
She’s never seen any of this shit. It’s obvious. NOBODY would pick Fantasia over ANYTHING. Racism aside, the movie SUCKS COCK.
I saw it as a kid on a field trip. Third grade maybe. It was big news because our school has a pretty strict “All field trips have to be educational” rule. So we went to a lot of museums.
But this is a movie. Disney. Cartoons. It’s going to be awesome.
No, it’s fucking shit. Classical music throughout. That’s how we were able to see it. The “educational” part was the classical music.
I still remember sitting there thinking, “Man, this is going to be awesome. It’s a Disney movie. I enjoy cartoons. Bring it on.” And then the absolute horror as NOTHING HAPPENS. It’s just fucking classical music for 90 minutes. EVERYBODY was pissed off. We were sold a cartoon and we got fucking Beethovan. Fuck Beethovan.
There’s simply no way that Erin knows ANYTHING about Disney for her to pick Fantasia out of those options.
I’m not saying that Fantasia is the worst Disney cartoon movie of them all, I know that there are some exceptionally shitty ones, but from the ones that I’ve seen, which is a pretty small list, Fantasia is FAR AND AWAY the worst. There’s not even a fucking narrative. It’s pretentious “I am an art-eest” bullshit.
1:00:00 – “Alice in Wonderland, Sword…Sword in the Stone or Cinderella?”
She can’t even pronounce “sword”. She pronounced it with the “w” at first. Unbelievable.
“I’ve never seen Sword in the Stone.”
You don’t say. What a Disney fan.
“I’d probably pick Cinderella.”
“But Alice is cool too, it’s just so wacky. I don’t know.”
Great chat, Erin. You’re really demonstrating your lifetime of knowledge about the Disney filmography.
What a fucking lying bitch. Is she genuinely interested in ANYTHING? Maybe her Britney Spears interest is fake too. Maybe she’s been lying this whole time about liking colours. I bet that she doesn’t know jack shit about the different shades of pink.
“I have to be in the mood for Alice. It’s just so…nuts.”
That’s it. That’s all she has to say. People are asking her Disney questions specifically because they’re trying to get her to talk. So they’re asking her shit about things that she professes to enjoy. But you see the responses. IT’S NOTHING.
I probably saw Cinderella as a small child. I don’t remember it. I’ve seen Alice in Wonderland probably five times as a kid. I think that I saw Sword in the Stone too. Alice in Wonderland is clearly the best of the three. Cinderella is boring bullshit from the 1940s, Sword in the Stone is shit from the 1970s, and Alice in Wonderland is drug-fueled greatness from the 1960s.
Wow. I was way off. Cinderella was from 1950, Alice in Wonderland from 1951, and Sword in the Stone from 1963. It’s insane that Alice in Wonderland is a contemporary movie to Cinderella. Alice in Wonderland is action-packed. Cinderella…less so. And Sword in the Stone is shit.
So what did Erin pick? Cinderella. And just by the process of elimination. She didn’t know jack shit about any of them.
1:00:30 – “Sleeping Beauty? I just remember as a kid like I really liked the end when her dress kept changing colours and I would just rewind that part and watch that over and over because I had issues. I was like, ‘I like the colours.'”
Un-fucking-believeable. Here’s an opportunity to talk about your extensive knowledge about Sleeping Beauty and she talks about COLOURS. Could this be any more fucking retarded?
When she’s playing these fucking games, all she ever talks about is colours. And I thought, “Well, it’s because she knows nothing about video games so she has to talk about something.”
As it turns out, this is how Erin talks about EVERYTHING. Because she knows NOTHING about EVERYTHING.
1:01:00 – “Live action Alice in Wonderland? Like the series? I loved that series when I was really little on the Disney Channel. I remember watching that, like, all the time in the morning.”
And? Memorable episodes? Anything AT ALL that you care to say about it?
No. Just that she remembers watching it. ANYBODY could have said that. It’s not adding ANYTHING to the conversation.
“It was weird. Looking back, it was pretty strange.”
Yeah. It’s Alice in Wonderland. This isn’t adding anything. Then she just moves on. It’s incredible. SHE’S RETARDED.
And were they even talking about the fucking series on the Disney Channel? I assumed that they were talking about that movie from the 1980s or whenever. Let me look this up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_in_Wonderland_(1985_film)
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking of. It surely wasn’t made by Disney. It was pretty disturbing. The Jabberwocky terrified me and I had to stop watching. Then I overheard my mother mocking me to my father saying, “It didn’t even look real” and my father defending me saying, “It looked real to him.”
What a fucking piece of shit mother I had. But there’s a little story. It’s something that I contributed to the discussion. I didn’t just say, “That’s cool” or “I liked the colours” like fucking retard Zombie Gums over here. Because I actually saw this shit and have things to say. I’m not just making shit up based on movies that I never saw.
What even was this Disney Channel live-action thing?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventures_in_Wonderland_(1992_TV_series)
I never saw it. I was too old.
1:01:45 – “The Goofy Movie? I remember liking it, I just haven’t seen it in so many years and it’s so popular. Like, a lot of people in their 30s and 40s love that movie and I’m like, ‘I need to rewatch it’ because I don’t remember a lot of it.”
You don’t say. This is her entire existence. She “forgets” EVERYTHING. Because she’s never fucking done anything. This is all entirely made up. This is why she gives generic non-answers to everything. She has no interests, no hobbies, and has never done ANYTHING.
So that’s what she had to say about the Goofy Movie. A Disney movie from her era. “I saw it but I don’t remember it.” Great stuff, you fucking moron.
This is somebody who claims to be all about Disney. WHAT does she know about Disney? Name ONE Disney animated feature film that you can have ANY kind of conversation about. I think that we’ve hit most of the big ones. And even some rather obscure ones. She had nothing to say about any of them.
34:15 – I’m going back in time now but this is remarkable. “Does that say ‘Shreks’? I’ve never seen Shrek. I’ve never seen any of the Shrek movies.”
I guess that she was too busy not-watching Disney movies to watch any Dreamworks movies.
And this was her era as well. Zombie Gums was like ten when the movie came out. She had no interest. She was just staring at a wall all day, every day.
“They just never appealed to me and it makes me feel like an outsider on this earth because everyone, apparently, has seen Shrek and everyone loves Shrek.”
What HAS she been watching then? It sure as fuck wasn’t Disney movies.
Even I’ve seen Shrek and I have no fucking interest in any of this bullshit. It’s just something you encounter in daily living.
34:45 – “Like I’m some crazy, evil person for not seeing Shrek ever. It’s like, I don’t want to. Do I have to? There’s like five…how many are there, like four movies? I don’t want to fucking watch it.”
Then don’t watch it. But this is somebody who claims to be interested in Disney fucking cartoon movies and “cute” shit generally but she seems to have seen NONE of this. And she has no interest in it. So…what the fuck is she doing at Disneyland every two weeks? Why maintain this bizarre facade of being interested in something that you know NOTHING about and don’t give a fuck about?
This is the exact same thing that she does with video games. She clearly doesn’t give a fuck about video games and doesn’t care about them but she’s there fucking streaming video games every couple of weeks. She tried to make a living out of this. WHY? Why try to base your life on things that you DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT?
It’s the most bizarre, mentally ill bullshit I’ve ever seen.
I guess that this is what happens when there’s a human being out there with absolutely no interest in anything. I’ll give her colours. Maybe. But how much can you do with colours?
What is the psychological explanation for how a human being can end up being interested in NOTHING?
Perhaps this goes to my autism theory on Erin. Heavy_Sleep6750 sounds a lot like old Zombie Gums. She has no interests and just goes from one superficial “interest” to the next, much like Zombie Gums’ “today I like Alf, yesterday I liked Popples, tomorrow I’ll like Match Game and I don’t know jack shit about any of this nonsense.”
I also saw a scholarly article just about “boring people.”
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/01461672221079104
Maybe it’s as simple as that. She’s a bore. It talks about the “merging of identities” in boring relationships. That’s certainly accurate. Erin, despite being interested in nothing, will pretend to be interested in whatever Mike is interested in. Her stream ideas are entirely stolen from Mike. “Variety streams” is a term that he uses and Erin just stole. Mike drags Erin to a Star Trek convention, suddenly Erin is talking about her love for Ensign Chekov. Mike makes her watch an episode of the Price is Right, Erin is (erroneously) suddenly talking about what a dick Bob Barker was to the contestants.
She just never does anything and she’s never done anything. It’s to be pitied.