“YEARS ago at the ArcLight on Sunset (RIP,) Andy Dick sat two seats away from me and every once in a while I’d hear him laugh or say something and it was so fucking surreal. I’m going to be accused of lying because I don’t remember what movie it was, but it happened.”
Let me get this straight. She was seated at the cinema with Z-list star of News Radio Andy Dick. News Radio is a show from 30 years ago, by the way, a show that nobody watched, least of all Erin. And Andy Dick said some stuff. She doesn’t remember what. I guess. Was he with somebody or by himself. She doesn’t remember. I guess. And she doesn’t remember what the movie was, a detail that she, inexplicably, seems to think is crucial to the story.
THIS IS NOTHING. “I was at the movies and Andy Dick was saying some stuff. Isn’t that wild?”
You really paint a picture, Zombie Gums.
And then look at these fucking responses.
- “I’m guessing living in California this kind of celebrity sighting is slightly more normal than Indiana.”
Erin says, “Well yes lol”
SO FUCKING REGALE US WITH SOME STORIES THEN, YOU FUCKING CRETIN. She doesn’t have any. She’s never fucking done anything. Look at this amazing Andy Dick story that she gave. NOTHING HAPPENED.
Was Andy Dick just talking to himself and Erin, at the movies with her dad, was just looking away nervously? She didn’t seem to have any interraction with him. How the fuck is that a story worth sharing?
- “In 2008 I actually worked there at the arclight! I believe cause it was surreal to see so many stars up and about. I remember serving popcorn to zach braff and anne Hathaway. Zach was a right prick lol”
Erin says, “lol i believe it”
It’s unbelievable. She has no idea how communication works. The guy tells a story, only slightly better than her own, he at least mentions that Zach Braff was a jerk, and then Erin does her old standby, “That’s cool.”
Erin. If you- have stories to tell about all your big Hollywood encounters, FUCKING TELL THEM.
She’s got nothing. And she doesn’t even know how to speak to people who possibly do have stories to tell.
Why does she behave like this? It’s the same on her streams. She’s incapable of saying ANYTHING even REMOTELY interesting. Colours, “X looks like Y”, cute things in the background, and her response for ANYTHING that ANYONE says EVER is always, “That’s cool.”
Does she have autism? There’s something definitely not right with her.
This is like how for years people thought that James Rolfe was just playing a wacky character and then the autobiography came out and he talked about going to special education and there were all of the stories demonstrating his peculiar behavior and thought processes and you realise, “Oh my god. This wasn’t an act. This man is legitimately mentally retarded.”
Is this Mike’s thing? He’s drawn to the mentally impaired?
Let’s try to salvage this horrendous tweet. ArcLight. What the fuck is this and why should anybody care?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinerama_Dome
A movie theatre in Los Angeles. Who gives a shit?
So that didn’t get us anywhere.
How did Erin even recognise Andy Dick? I assume that she went there with her father because she doesn’t seem to have done much between the ages of 18 and 29 or so, which is when she moved in with Mike, other than throwing up after eating at an establishment called Pink Dog and a separate incident where she was served a bowl of ranch dressing with friends.
It’s not like Andy Dick was ever popular. What did he do besides News Radio?
According to Wikipedia…nothing. Drug addiction. That’s it. Was Erin a big News Radio fan? It was on between 1995 and 1999. And bear in mind that this is somebody who says that she’s never seen Seinfeld. Erin aka CyKill86 aka Zombie Gum would have been between 9 and 13 years old. She wasn’t watching that shit. NOBODY was.
It’s just unbelievable. There’s something seriously wrong with her. This might explain all of her made up physical complaints as well like the zombie gums and the phantom carpal tunnel syndrome. Mentally, she has problems.
She also threatens us with releasing that long-delayed video.
“The video I’ve been working on 4ever is DONE! It’ll be out soon. I know I said I’d release smaller vids 1st to get “back in the algorithm” (if that’s even a thing) but fuck it. I don’t want to sit on it. I’m so proud of it and it was so much fun to make! so it will prob bomb lol”
How would it not “bomb”? Your videos are shit and it’s gotten to the point where she releases three videos a year. She hasn’t uploaded in five months.
Oh, would you look at this. Creepy beta orbitter Joe from Gamesack is the top comment.
- “If you enjoyed making it and are proud of the end product, 100% it will bomb.”
Oh, he’s such a card. Chicks like funny guys, right? How’s that working out for you so far, Joe? He’s been trying to get into Erin’s pants for YEARS.
So what’s Erin’s variation on “that’s cool”?
“lol I’m trying to prepare myself.”
Good stuff, Erin. Really interesting.
Maybe she can make a video on News Radio. Who’s your favourite character? The Joe Rogan character? The Phil Hartman character? I’ve literally never seen the show even once so I don’t know the character names.
Maybe I’ve been missing out. Let’s check out a “best of” video on Youtube.
Contemptible. New York-centric trash. Why is it that people from New York think that the rest of the country gives a shit about New York?
Here’s another one. Thinly-viled veiled Jewish bullshit. Who doesn’t like Jews? Come to New York to see lots of money-obsessed Jews.
So yeah, I didn’t miss a thing by skipping News Radio.
There’s no city I hate more than New York. Los Angeles is number two.
Vinnie: Hey, the bodega on 38th street is the best place to get a slice in the city.
I don’t give a shit, Vinnie. Take your pizza and shove it up your ass. Why are you telling me this?
And you’d hear this sort of shit from people NOT CURRENTLY LIVING IN NEW YORK. Dude, fucking move on. I couldn’t give less of a fuck about rent control in your Brownsville tenement.
I wonder if Newt is alright after the passing of the Hulkster? I have to believe he was a huge fan.
If this is a reference to his death-obsessed tweets, he (cross)-posted about Ozzy Osbourne and even Chuck Mangioni but nothing about Hulk Hogan. Maybe something terrible happened.