https://fawesome.tv/movies/10666511/convention-creeps
This is a compilation of various Z-list “Youtubers” talking about nerd conventions. The sound is all fucked up because these are just a sampling of videos that these people made in their living rooms or whatever. That’s where Newt made his. So Newt’s sound levels will be completely different from the next person’s. No effort was put into this at all. I mean, I’ve never talked about sound levels in my life but this is really, really, REALLY noticeable and distracting.
THIS is a documentary? All these people are doing is promoting their fucking Youtube channels. It’s a scam.
What they could have done is interviewed actual people who go to these conventions. You know, like a documentary. That might have been interesting. What motivates a person to go to a nerd convention? What type of people go to these things? Instead, they did this.
And Newt didn’t say a single thing that he hasn’t said a billion times already on his Youtube channel. Did he talk about Horseface? Of course he did. He got fired, he was sad, Horseface stopped talking to him, et cetera. We get it, Newt. This was years ago.
He also seems to have a bizarre obsession with pointing out how many gay people attend these nerd conventions. Newt, just come out of the closet. We don’t give a shit. You’re a single man, you have a cat, you’re emotional, you sell pictures of your penis to gay men. All the signs are there.
Then you hear a buzzing and he ends by saying, “My dryer’s done. My clothes are done.” This is unbelievably bad. Why was that left in? It wasn’t even done for laughs, as far as I can tell. You can barely hear it.
This video got a 51% rating. I don’t see any way to vote so don’t know how they got that rating. But 51 seems very generous. It’s a scam. A compilation of Youtube clips is not a documentary.
And the other people in this thing…Jesus fucking Christ.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm13713433
If you thought that Horseface was tough to look at, take a look at Kristy Adams over here. I’m not even 100% sure that it’s a woman. But she’s there “starring” in these “tits and gore” movies. Newt even mentioned one of these several times before: OnlyFangs. In what conceivable universe is this a hot chick? But she’s there fucking promoting her shit in this “documentary.” That’s all that this is.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm8966356
Jessie Hobson. So-called film director of “tits and gore” trash. Not coincidentally, he was an “actor” in something called Cult of Blood, which was written and directed by Robbie Lopez, the same person who “directed” this marketing “documentary.”
“Jessie Hobson is the author of several memoirs from his various lives, a collection of My Little Pony fanfiction novels, as well as the forthcoming alien-themed bukake erotica ‘Blumperfluff’ series, which he insists is ‘sure to be my seminal work.'”
In case it needs to be pointed out, his IMDB “mini biography” was written by himself. It even states as such at the bottom. So he’s writing his own “biography” in the third person. And this is what he decided to include. This disgusting bullshit that nobody is ever going to pay money for or even look at for free.
https://www.youtube.com/@cjrobles2.0
CJ Robles. He has a Youtube channel where he talks about his struggles with mental health to an audience you can count on with one hand. His videos struggle to get ten views.
On his Instagram, he describes himself as a “Filmmaker, Stand Up & Improv Comedian, Actor, Clown, Podcaster, Streamer, Motion Graphics Designer.” Those are a lot of words to say “unemployed crazy person.”
There’s also somebody called Buck Stallion but I couldn’t find anything about him. Lose the wacky name, asshole.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10898010
And it was all directed by famous German/Spanish/Scottish director Robbie Lopez. He puts his “ethnicity” along with other completely bizarre information on his website.
https://filmfreeway.com/RobbieLopez
Why can’t people just be honest? “Dumb cunt” would really get to the meat of the matter.
And of course it’s a bunch of “tits and gore” shit that nobody has ever watched and the guy has never made a penny from.
You want to hear the opinions about nerd conventions from these fucking pathetic lunatics? And that’s not even what they’re doing. It’s mostly promoting their shit. And CJ Robles…oh my fucking god. That guy needs immediate intervention. His shit was genuinely disturbing. He’s just rambling about credit card debt and how people don’t want to move to Texas while wearing his “merch” that nobody but he has ever paid for. He just jumps from topic to topic, clearly suffering from mental illness.
Oh, Steven Reifsteck was also in this. He wasn’t credited on the site but he’s in the end credits. Another lunatic promoting his shit “tits and gore” movies that never go anywhere.
Complete trash. None of this would happen if the US had a competent mental health system. And this isn’t something to be proud of. Like Newt frames it in this “documentary” about how it’s all the freaks and outcasts and whatnot who go to these nerd conventions. No. It’s mental illness. In fact, I’m reminded of the fact that Newt talks about his own mental illness in this thing and how he goes to a psychiatrist.
The “tits and gore” “industry” would stop tomorrow if these people were just given the treatment that they so desperately need. There’s nothing artistic about what they do. And nobody is watching it. So what’s the point? These people are wasting their lives for nothing. It’s delusional crazy people enabling other delusional crazy people.
This isn’t outsider art. This is shit. There are artists who happened to be mentally ill but being mentally ill in itself does not equate to artistic visionary.