Just a hodgepodge of stuff that wouldn’t merit articles on their own.
1:10:45 – There’s an enemy in the game who says “me me me me me” in an annoying, high pitched voice that kind of reminds me of a noise that Curly from the Three Stooges would make. So Mike says, “Games & Movies, do you…do you ever do that? Do you make that sound effect?”
He’s talking about a literal retard and talking about a sound that actual retards might make. I found it funny but it’s not right. I’ve linked to Games & Movies’ Youtube channel before. It’s a man with loads of videos of him going to Disneyland and hugging all of the costumed characters. When he comments on Youtube channels, he ususally just says “*HUGS*”. You can clearly see from the videos that he’s mentally retarded. He’s not weird, he’s not autistic, he’s not “different”, he’s clinically mentally retarded.
Mike knows this. Earlier in the stream, Games & Movies gave money to Mike. This is what Games & Movies does. He ALWAYS gives money to Mike and to Erin. In every fucking stream. This is his full-time job: watching Mike and Erin stream. But Games & Movies pays them. He’s presumably getting some kind of disability money from the government and just blows it on Twitch streamers.
Mike knew that the comment was going too far, that’s why he stopped himself for a second, but then he couldn’t resist and finished the thought. Then Mike made this noise a few times, sounding like something a retard would do. Then Mike, trying to backpedal, knowing that he shouldn’t have said it, says, “I do. Every day. It’s my favourite thing to do.”
Games & Movies literally must have given thousands of dollars to Mike and Erin over the years. This is the thanks that he gets.
It’s not even that Mike should be grateful. He should be ashamed that he’s taking money from literal retards. This is his job. And Erin’s job. They’re there to entertain the mentally challenged. And then he makes this mocking comment.
Speaking of literal retards, Crystal “Horseface” Quin ran into travel difficulty over the festive period.
She was late but wanted them to hold the plane up. Why was she late? She got held up in security.
That’s why you’re told to arrive early. Because you should expect security to take a lot of time. Horseface doesn’t know this?
But I was reading the comments and was pleased to see that at least one guy called her out on this shit.
“Lmfao, I guess you should’ve gotten there earlier like a normal person instead of thinking your popularity means you can inconvenience other people. But I guess complaining online for them to avoid backlash will work once again.”
I don’t know what popularity Horseface has but he’s dead on. Just get there earlier, you fucking cretin.
Horseface has a few tweets vaguely suggesting that she moved to Miami. Nothing is explained or even expressly said but her tweets hint at this.
Here’s she’s threatening us with starting a podcast. Somebody suggests that she should do a podcast with Johanna. Horseface, doing her fake lesbian thing, says, “I wish”. As though it’s difficult to get Johanna to do a podcast. But if Horseface is living in Miami now, I guess it could only be done remotely with Johanna and those are always awful.
Take for example this:
These are livestreams where these two guys review the James Rolfe autobiography. I’ve watched all three parts so far. I was going to write full articles about these videos but the more I watched them, the more I disliked the two guys doing this.
First, let’s start with the positive. They bring up some interesting points and things that I’ve not heard elsewhere, other than from own reviews. As here:
Maybe they’re Newt Wallen’ing my material or maybe we independently came to the same conclusions. But just things about how James is such a massive square in turning down the drugs and alcohol that his friends in college would offer him. And more specifically, one of the guys in this video questioned the veracity of some of James’ stories like the dean catching him the first time he used any marijuana and the high speed chase that ensued right as James was about to have sex with some woman. Shit like this. The guy points out, as I did, that these sound like things that James stole from sitcoms or movies, as opposed to things that actually happened.
But I’m watching the videos and first of all, that complete bore Emoscreenname, moderator of TheCinemassacreTruth on Reddit, is there for at least two of these videos in the comments. And he’s always just repeating stupid fucking “memes” like the autistic imbecile he is. “5:40, guys! Be sure to mention that!” And there are only like five people in these livestreams, so these guys feel obligated to respond to this shit.
And the guys themselves…I find them off-putting. I believe that they’re both from California and they’re not exactly in touch with middle America. The one guy has a bunch of gay shit in his ears and his baseball cap on backwards. Who is he trying to impress? This bearded, long-haired, fat fuck co-host of his? And I can’t remember any concrete examples but they make derrogatory comments about average Americans, in a…for lack of a better term, snooty, “aren’t I so progressive, look at how much shit I can jam in my ears”, California way. Get fucked, boys. Nobody gives a shit about your organic avocado sandwiches, and your cold plunges, and your zany backwards hats.
They also use all of the stupid terminology that the autistic folk on TheCinemassacreTruth use. “Bimmy” and “slobs” and whatnot. It doesn’t give you much credibility.
And they admit that they’re just talking about James Rolfe because they’re trying to get views the same say Red Cow…Media(?) has done. They specifically mention Red Cow whatever. And it hasn’t worked for Red Cow either.
Because they want you to look at the rest of their videos and the rest of their videos are…bad. It’s the same with Red Cow…let me look this up. Oh, Red Cow Arcade. Yeah, it’s all bad. I’m not going to watch you charisma blackholes talking about old video casettes, or recent movies that you liked, or the latest “Nintendo Direct”, whatever that is.
It’s the same with these loud and proud California jokers. I’m going to watch a couple of guys with no personality live-streaming their thoughts on TikTok videos? “Well, this one sucks. I bet the next one sucks too.” Yeah. They all suck and you suck. Now that that’s established, let’s move on and talk about something interesting.
Fucking “reaction” videos to other people’s videos. It’s the laziest “content” that there is. I suppose that I’m kind of doing a written form of that. But have something to say, at least. All of these guys have no fucking charisma and nothing to say. That’s the problem.
Bringing this back to Mike, at least he has charisma. I watch his videos just for my own entertainment. He’s amusing, he’s not afraid to say what he wants (within the confines of Twitch’s rules), and he has interesting insights and sometimes even semi-intelligent things to say.
You need charisma if you’re going to be a success on Youtube. Erin sure as fuck doesn’t have it. Nor do Pam, Pelvic Gamer, Retro Ali, or Johanna. Or if they do, they’re not putting it into the videos. Even what’s her name…god, I forgot already…the prostitute with the big tits…I can’t remember her name. But she’s got nothing. “Look at my tits” is not a personality.
I was skimming through a Newt Wallen video today and he says something about how he has “the gift of gab”. When has he ever said anything interesting? It’s the same handful of topics ad nauseum with that guy: tits and gore, his shitty “movies” that never get made, his prostitute “friends”, jobs that he doesn’t like doing, how Screenwave Media fucked him over, and that his mother never said that she loved him.
John Riggs…Tony from Hack the Movies…I don’t know. The videos are cookie cutter. Maybe they have interesting stuff to talk about but they just don’t.
And James Rolfe is fucking…like a lobotomy patient.
So I don’t know. But Mike is a standout entertainer. More jokes about retards, I guess is what I’m saying.
“SupaPixelGirl” or whatever her 30 other names were has rebranded again as “Oofta”/ooftagaming or some shit, and is trying to be more active it seems.
Lost a bit of weight, too.
(And the prostitute is DestinyFomo.)