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He’s back on this scam. He said that he was going to start a separate channel for these bicycle and scooter ads. That was at least six months ago. What happened with that?

These ads get no views. People are wise to this shit. There was a time when he was posting these ads every other day. Every other day, there was a new video about a scooter or bicycle that was given to him in exchange for making a video about it (i.e. an advertisement). People were, rightly, pissed off.

Then he started this bullshit of saying, “Hey, I’m just really into bicycles and scooters now.” Yeah. When people are sending you this shit for free in exchange for a Youtube video. He could not be geniune if his life depended on it. See, for example, his pandering to his delusional “trans” daughters.

For the first two minutes and 45 seconds, he puts the thing together.

2:45 – Then we see John Riggs at some local parking lot.

3:30 – He mentions his height. He mentions his height in just about every video. “Let me just clean these pins on this NES cart. I’m 6’5″ so it’s a little more challenging.”

WE GET IT! You’re tall. Who gives a shit?

Is he picking up chicks with this? Why else would he keep saying it? Who are these chicks that he’s picking up with this shit? I know that women like tall men but is that their only criteria? If it were, the tallest man in the world would be getting all of the bitches. And I’m pretty sure that he’s not. I’m pretty sure that that crippled Indian guy isn’t getting shit.

Robert Badlow was a bachelor too, wasn’t he? Yeah. I mean, he died at 22 but people got married younger back then. He died in 1940.

The previous world’s tallest man, John Rogan, also seems to have never married. And he was 38 when he died.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Rogan

And yet, the most famous conjoined twins, Chang and Eng Bunker, DID get married. To two sisters. And they had 21 children. How fucking crazy is this? And they were white American women from the South. In 1840.

If conjoined twins from China could find wives in the US in the Antebellum South, what excuse does anybody else have?

But it begs the question, if women are into conjoined twins, why not freakishly tall men? Which abnormalities are appealing to women and why? Is the world’s fattest man getting any loving? My instincts say no but I would have thought the same thing about conjoined twins. Let me look this up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Brower_Minnoch#Early_and_personal_life

The world’s fattest man ever was married. Somebody saw that 1,400 pound man and said, “I could go for some of that.”

But anyway, my point is that tall men aren’t particularly favoured. Not past a certain height, anyway. That’s why the tallest men in the world are all single. What’s the cut off? I’m saying that anything over 6’2″ is a liability. And the further up you go, the more the disadvantage.

So I think that John Riggs is totally misguided to constantly focus on his height. If anything, he should switch to start talking about how fat he is. Women seem to be more into freakishly fat guys than they are freakishly tall guys.

Back to conjoined twins, of course they aren’t universally beloved by the ladies. I used to always see conjoined twins on Donahue and the like…who were they? I’m pretty sure that they died a few years ago.

Ronnie and Donnie Galyon. That’s it. Died in 2020. Wow, at 68. Oldest conjoined twins. But I remember an audience member in the Donahue show asking if they dated and they said, “None of your business.” It was some black woman. Maybe she was coming on to them.

There are also those twins that are joined at the head. It was two fairly young women but this was years ago. They’re probably in their 30s now. They’d finish each other’s sentences. Really annoying.

Abby and Brittany Hensel. One of them got married in 2021. It all goes to what I’m saying.

Anyway, back to the world’s biggest shill: JOHN RIGGS.

3:45 – Link in the description below. “You actually save cash when you use my link.”

I won’t be doing that. And I can use anyone’s link.

6:15 – “I’m a big dude, almost 300 pounds.”

Yeah, more of this, less of the boasting about your height. You’ve only got 1,100 pounds to go before you can start challenging Jon Brower Minnoch for his title and the accompanying bitches.

I bet the world’s fattest twins got all kinds of pussy too. You know, the guys on the motorcycles. The McGuire Twins.

Oh my god was I right.

Lynda Carter? You just know that they were double teaming her shortly after this picture was taken.

And yeah, they were also both married.

Only 700 pounds. John Riggs is halfway there. I refuse to believe that he’s anything less than 350 pounds. He just has to find a twin.

6:45 – John Riggs comments about how you shouldn’t ride your bicycle or scooter on the grass, but then does so. He says this in every fucking video. And then he says that he donates $5 to the park whenever he goes just because he rides on the grass so often.

First of all, who cares? If you want to ride on the grass, ride on the grass. The Grass Gestapo aren’t going to swoop down.

But secondly, it’s so pretentious how he says that he donates money to the park. And then he uses this to try to justify his grass-riding transgressions. The rules are in place for everyone, John Riggs. You can’t buy your way out five bucks at a time. Either stay off the grass and be Mr Good Citizen, or be a rebel who plays by his own rules and fuck the donations. You can’t have it both ways.

7:45 – Then he finishes the video by thanking the company for sending this thing. Total shill. I’m pretty sure that Youtube requires you to somehow label your videos as ads when they’re ads, as this one is.

You can save $50 if you use his promo code. The thing costs $800. And when you go to their website, it’s marked down from $800 to $750. I’ll bet anything that if you use John Rigg’s promo code, you will not get an additional $50 off. This is just the normal $50 off that they give. It’s not an actual discount.

When I try to click off the site, a popup says, “Save $50 on your first order.” This is just their marketing. They claim to “save” you $50. It’s a perpetual “sale.”

Pinned comment is from JOHN RIGGS. He wants you to buy this scooter because he gets money from it.

• “Trust me, I know this isn’t video game themed, but I freakin’ love this Electric Scooter.”

Somebody replies, “I don’t blame you. It’s hard to turn down testing out a new product when a manufacturer sends one to you and asks you to review it. I do appreciate how you try to keep it honest and maintain your integrity without throwing too many flowers.”

I’m pretty sure that that guy is being sarcastic.

Total piece of shit conman. I’m still waiting for my big return investment on that pair of dirty old sneakers that I invested in thanks to some scam that John Riggs was shilling for. I invested $10,000 in shares of some guy’s Reebok Pumps. Whatever happened to that money? I should have invested in that pair of LA Gears intead.