WTF Wednesday Review: Andy Milligans BLOOD (1973) – Newt Wallen

Why is that at 2,000 views already? That’s going viral by Newt’s standards. He usually gets about 200 views. Well, let’s find out.

He says that he initially reviewed this movie with PVC Bondage Guy but they were both drunk and talking over each other so he deemed the footage to be unwatchable.

0:45 – “Do you know anything about Andy Milligan?”

No. Please enlighten me, Ideas Man.

He’s a guy who made shitty movies about homosexuals. Oh. I can see the appeal for Newt.

Newt is always inspired by people who made shitty movies. How about drawing some inspiration from people who made good movies?

It’s just the same built-in excuse that James Rolfe uses. “Oh, my movie was bad because it was SUPPOSED to be bad.” Okay, so you’ve proven to the world that you can achieve that goal. That’s fine. Now how about trying to make a good movie?

They won’t do it. They won’t do it because they can’t make a good movie. None of these people can: James Rolfe, Newt, Tony. They’re all completely talentless. So they just wallow in this delusion that they’re making shit movies on purpose.

I’m four minutes in. He’s just summarising the fucking movie. Why is this at 2,000 views? I mean, I guess that a lot of his subscribers are gay so that might be a factor.

5:00 – Now he’s talking about tits and gore.

I don’t get it. Maybe it’s just Newt on different accounts going to this video.

I’m 12 minutes in. He’s just talking about porn. Tits and gore shit that nobody cares about.

I feel like I’ve been cheated. I thought 2,000 views, it’s ten times his usual number, maybe there’s something interesting in here. No. Same old bullshit that he does in every fucking video.

This was a total waste of my fucking time. It was just Newt Wallen talking about a homosexual degenerate who made shitty movies. Newt clearly identifies with this subhuman. So that’s the whole purpose of this video. It’s just about Newt. Everything is just about Newt in Newt’s world.

He’s going on about how shitty tits and gore movies are the one industry where you can make shit and people will remember you after you die. It’s about Newt. It’s about Newt’s obsession with death and hoping that people will remember his shitty movies after he dies. You know…there’s…ummm…that scene he shot with that old prostitute Fallon. And…a few scattered shots of Horseface for films that were never made. And his 325 Youtube videos where he talks about tits and gore.

Let’s see what Horseface is doing.

Uh huh. Horseface worked 90 hours this week. Tell me how that works, Horseface. What exactly does this “work” involve?

That would mean that she’s working seven days, nearly 13 hours a day. Then let’s conservatively say an hour a day to commute. An hour a day to get ready in the morning. That leaves 9 hours a day to do everything else she has to do. Eat, sleep, posting narcissistic bullshit on Twitter.

Does she expect us to believe this?

  • “90 hours! wow amazing! What an accomplishment, the grind, the hustle, just wow! An inspiration!”

Well, that retard bought it.

https://twitter.com/rod_munctun

He posts almost exclusively about Star Trek and covid.

She’s been at “work” for 20 hours. DOING WHAT? People ask her this in every fucking self-absorbed post like this and she never replies. Does that look like “work” to anyone? Sitting in a leather chair and taking a selfie with your stupid horseface?

Here she is 62 hours into her “work” week pretending to be a cat in a box. Or a horse in a box. How is any of this “work”? What is the job?

She seems to have an enormous amount of time to take god awful pictures and post them on Twitter for retards.

She’s a real workhorse, I guess.

3 thoughts on “WTF Wednesday Review: Andy Milligans BLOOD (1973) – Newt Wallen

  1. I worked a job once where I had 5 days off in 6 months. It was basically one day off a month. In that run I did push the 80 hour mark once but honestly I can’t remember. Definitely 70 maybe 80. I worked so much because the place was in a transitional phase where the company was being sold. The old owners stopped giving a fuck and the new owners had no idea what was going on but had many plans to “turn things around.” In short we were understaffed. Old owners would not hire anyone and new owners wanted to but couldn’t afford it because they just bought the company. There were 3 guys who did my job. That knew how to do it. A guy in the morning a guy on the weekends and me, the night guy. Weekend guy took a vacation which is fine +8hrs on the weekend times two was easy money. But then morning guy got fucking jury duty. He couldn’t get out of it. Literally nobody knew how to do the job but me. Weekend guy is MIA. I would start my shift at 2:30 pm and work till 7 then they “let” me go home take a nap till 9 then come back and work 9:30-midnight then I went home and slept again till 4 went in and did the morning shift 5-9 am then went home and slept again till 2. Repeat for 4-5 days! These shifts were kind of altered for my benefit, otherwise no human could have done it. Really they were like 2:30-12 am and pm. With some breaks under normal circumstances. Here’s how I know Crystal McQuin is full of shit. 1- you’d have no time for twitter posing in a cardboard box if you worked 90 hours. 2- if you were on Twitter you’d look like death warmed over at the 60 hour mark 2.5- if you were on Twitter you’d be bitching up a storm that you’re stuck working so much and not be so blasé about it. 3- no company would or could put up the expense of paying someone so much unless it was life or death. 50 hours of work at time and a half?! That’s almost 2 full time employees for one week or three part timers. After the guy came back from jury duty the company ended ALL overtime across the board because I broke the budget. Then everyone hated me! Hire someone!!! 4- for someone who cries about mental health, and well that is everyone on the internet, you don’t know what real poor mental health is until you work that much. I don’t mean I was in an Octavius Kitten depression spiral, I had a complete breakdown of motor skills. I would try talking to people but it was just babble. I could not move my arms without telling my brain to do it first. I’d sit at the the console and mash buttons necessary for that shift then leave. When it got to Saturday I was so happy I only had to work 8 hours! And after that I just back to 40 hours thank god.

    If she reads this and I’m sure she does, bring it. Tell me exactly how 90 hours got done without nearly dying.

    Kelsey Lewin is another one who suffers from time inflation. She used to say “it takes 80 hours to make a video.” bullshit! It’s all wiki reads that are filled with errors because the ones who wrote the wiki don’t know shit either. She gave up on the channel anyway. You got your 100k subscribers award because metal faggot rocks promoted you and being a girl carried you the rest of the way. Looking like Mika Kim is just a coincidence

    1. Kelsey low key creeps me out like the cardboard girl holding physics books that Agent J shot in the Men In Black quals.

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