Opening a pack of Star Wars Attack of the Clones cards – Newt Wallen

Alright, Ideas Man. Let’s see your…Star Wars cards. This should be riveting stuff.

Before we begin, are any of these cards worth anything? Let me look this up.

There’s guy selling them for £1 each, he has all of the cards, but I’m not sure it’s the same cards or a UK variant or what.

You can get a box of these cards for $50. So no, these aren’t worth anything. That’s probably LESS than what a box cost new in 2002.

There appear to be 10 chase cards, they’re foil cards, and you get one per pack. So with 36 packs to a box, you’ll surely get the entire set, including the chase cards. There’s also only like 100 cards total in the full set. So this sucks ass. I wouldn’t buy this shit.

I used to buy boxes of comic book cards and open them all. It was fun, I guess. Didn’t really get anything that I could retire off of. But a set with 100 cards, including the 10 chase cards? Fuck no. There’s no way that I would spend my money on that.

I got a box of Lady Death cards and I got the rarest card in the set: the mystery chase card. It’s $15 on Ebay. Let the good times roll.

Fuck, I don’t even know. I got some DC cards from like 1992. I got some Spider-Man cards. I got some Marvel cards by Hildebrant or somebody. Whoever that is. And there were some others. This stuff might not even exist any more. But according to Ebay, none of it is worth anything anyway.

Of course, there’s also my Rob Liefeld autograph card from X-Force. Four hundred big ones on Ebay. Nobody’s buying, though. “Rare” indeed. I think only 100 were made. Assume mine still exists, I should get it slabbed and graded.

Anyway, fucking Ideas Man over here and his worthless cards.

He found these cards while he was moving but doesn’t know where he got them from.

He talks about how great movie cards used to be. No. They were always shit.

He has three packs and he’s going to make three videos out of this. No. I’m not fucking reviewing three videos where he’s opening these shitty cards.

Oh my god. Now he’s reading the cards. This is awful. I don’t want to watch this.

I can’t. I actually have to stop the video. I decided to go with this video because it was only eight minutes and I’ve been busy today so didn’t want to spend a lot of time writing something. But no. I can’t do it. Eight minutes is too long for this. I made it to 4:30. That’s it. I don’t care about the movie. I certainly don’t care about the cards.

Fucking Star Wars. It was before my time. I didn’t have the toys or any of that shit. All I had was a Star Wars character who was like a soldier and I only got him because he kind of fit in with the GI Joes that I had. But it was just this stiff-armed retard in amongst the much more mobile GI Joes.

Oh, I found him. Rebel Commando is the character name. Now to see if I can retire.

About $35 with the rifle. I don’t think that I have the rifle. There goes that idea.

Well, at least Newt didn’t talk about fucking dead women up the ass in this video. Presumably. I didn’t watch the whole thing.

2 thoughts on “Opening a pack of Star Wars Attack of the Clones cards – Newt Wallen

  1. You can tell on his face that he’s still a sad, defeated person.

    He really needs to quit with this YouTube stuff and put time into his own mental health.

    1. He can’t. If you go searching through YouTube there are thousands of channel of every topic with losers who make videos nobody watches for years. All in the hope of making it big which never happens.

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