I found this video when I was searching for “point and drink adventure”, Pam and Pele’s boring as fuck lesbian podcast. And when I saw the title asking if this “drink pass” was worth the money, I immediately thought, “Who gives a fuck?”
But having now watched the video twice, I’m obsessed with finding out the answer.
So these two women are at some amusement park in Ohio. They’re trying to figure out if the drink pass is worth paying for.
One of the women says that the cost of the drink pass is $35. But if you pause the video at 0:10, they show the prices. It’s $34.99 for the SEASON pass and $16.99 for the day pass. I’m only interested in the day pass because there’s no fucking way that I’m going to go to this amusement park more than once in a season. I won’t even go once. But for these purposes, I’m pretending that I’m going to go one day.
The season and the day passes each offer a second option. Either you can get a reusuable plastic cup or you can get new paper cup whenever you get a new drink. These ladies chose the paper cups, which I found slightly peculiar. They just didn’t want to lug a cup around, I guess. Plus, it would get sticky and unhygenic. The drink flavours would merge with each refill. I suppose that there are a lot of disadvantages to the reusable cup but the advantage is you get a cup that’s yours to keep forever as a memento of your time at this amusement park.
0:15 – This woman says that you can only get a new drink every 15 minutes. I’m not sure how this is enforced. I assume that it’s a card that you get and the card won’t let you get more than one drink every 15 minutes.
0:30 – They show the drinks machine. It’s one of those fancy newer machines that gives you a bunch of different options. I saw a similar thing at a Pizza Hut a few years ago. Wow. The marvels of the modern age.
1:00 – The one woman said that her machine had a lot of sold out items so she panicked and just got a Hi-C. Nothing wrong with Hi-C.
The beverages average about $5 each. That’s without the pass. And what these women are doing are tallying up how much it would cost without the pass and then seeing how much it costs with the pass. But again, I’m pretty sure that they’re basing this on the SEASON pass instead of the day pass. I don’t know why.
1:15 – They’re showing their second drinks now. The one woman got a no-sugar soda (as she did for the previous drink too) and the other woman, the one who panicked the first time, seemed to panic again and she got a half-something and half-something else. This is one of the main benefits of these machines. You can combine beverages. But she seemed to have panicked again and just got whatever.
By the way, are these drinks actually worth $5 each? They’re pretty small cups. What’s the going rate for a cup of soda? I know it’s an amusement park so they jack up the prices but is $5 reasonable even in those circumstances? I’m not sure. It may be.
https://ziggyknowsdisney.com/big-price-increase-on-walt-disney-world-snacks-soda-and-water/
According to that, a fountain beverage, is $4.29 at DISNEY WORLD. So $5 seems too high. If even Disney World is cheaper, it can’t be a fair price. But it’s not a massive price difference, I guess.
2:00 – They got some more beverages. They’re up to four. I might have missed one.
Oh. Now I get it. They got the season pass because they plan on going back to this place. So they admit that they didn’t save any money today by getting the season pass but they say that had they got the day pass, they would have saved $5.
That’s about right. The beverages are about $5 each and the day pass is $16.99 so it’s about $3 that they saved.
So as long as you get at least four beverages a day, you’re better off with the drinks pass. But I’m not sure if I would drink four beverages in a day. I’m thinking that I would only drink three at a push. And I wouldn’t be there all day. I don’t even like amusement parks. Let’s say that I get there at 10.00…I’d like to be out of there by…4.00 maybe? Maybe 6.00 if I’m with one of these sexy young Midwestern ladies. Trying to ply them with sugary beverages and work my magic.
But I’m probably only going to eat once during my time at the amusement park. MAYBE a small second meal. An elephant ear or something. So I’d have a drink during those ocassions. But am I going to wander around just drinking a soda for no reason? Not really. That’s not my thing.
So for me personally, I think that the drinks pass is NOT worth it. But it all comes down to how much you enjoy sugary beverages. If you engorge yourself on these sodas and enjoy stumbling around with a full bladder and a sugar high, then the drinks pass might be worth it. From a financial standpoint, anyway. I would still recommend drinking fewer of these beverages.
What other kinds of videos do these women make? They should do an OnlyFans where we get to see them peeing after drinking all of this soda.
https://www.youtube.com/@caycayette/videos
Beauty, college, and lifestyle. Well, at least it’s honest. She’s not pretending to be interested in video games or something. She’s making videos on the boring, vain shit that women tend to be interested in.
Ooh mama. Never mind your back, I want to hear more about your front. And she calls me “girl”. Don’t assume my gender.
Anyway, it’s just a Jansport backpack. It’s the same shit that kids in my day had. It’s quaint, I guess but what’s the appeal? What’s in this woman’s backpack? I’m guessing books, pens, and a bottle of water.
I never had a Jansport backpack, by the way. I had just generic bullshit. When I was in grade school, I had a fucking backpack that was purchased on a cruise in Europe. It had the name of this cruise ship operator in big letters on it. NOBODY knew what this was. All of my classmates have their Jansport backpacks and I’m fucking tooling around like I just got off the boat. “GO BACK TO GERMANIA, GERMAN BOY!” No. You don’t understand. I’m as American as any of you. It’s just that my idiot parents are completely clueless and disengaged.
Even in high school, I didn’t have anything cool. Not even approaching cool. I had a generic, plasticy backpack that was purchased at the drug store. I think that I got it in the 8th grade and I had it all through high school. It quickly got a large rip on the bottom but I still used it all through high school.
I couldn’t even use it as a backpack because it was so ergonomically poorly-designed that it was really uncomfortable to use as a backpack. It had thin straps. There was no protective material on the part of the bag that’s in contact with your back. And it had a drawstring top. So not a zipper or anything. So I would just carry it by hand.
Wait a minute. I think that I still have this bag. Let me find it.
Completely shameful that this was my bag throughout high school. “Escape: The First Travel Bag” in pastel pink and purple letters. No zipper at the top, just this drawstring and plastic clasp. And look at the back. There’s no way that you could use that as a backpack. Thin straps, poorly placed, and if you have books or whatever in the bag, it would just poke you because there’s no protection.
Who thought that this was a good idea to use as a bag for school? Why were the parents of all of my classmates able to figure out that Jansport was the bag to get? Why was I was given no guidance, whatsoever, about ANYTHING from my parents?
That bag was so embarassing that I went out of my way not to use it. So I wouldn’t bring books to or from school. This meant that I wouldn’t do homework. I just couldn’t bring myself to use that fucking bag. I’d rather fail the class than use that bag.
Four years of this. Was it really that difficult to say, “Son, it’s a new school year. Let’s go get you a decent bag. Something a bit more stylish. Here’s $30.”
Couldn’t do it. It wasn’t even about the money. It was about the effort. Nobody wanted to put any effort into parenting. Better to watch trash talk shows for ten hours a day. Paul the Pee Drinker and the other degenerate Club Kids on Geraldo are more important than my own children.
And thinking back further, I had a GREEN BRIEFCASE as a bag when I was in the first through third grade or so. It had a tastefully small silhouette of a turtle on it and it was clearly for children but the point stands. A GREEN BRIEFCASE. I’d carry it to and from school. Then I got that bag from the cruise line.
Anyway, enough of my traumatic bag stories. Let’s find out what’s in this woman’s bag.
Hand sanitiser. “It’s so important to keep yourself clean during this time.” She made this video during covid. Whatever happened to covid? We shut the world down for two years over this. What for? There’s still covid, right? Are the bodies piling up in the streets? When is somebody going to apologise for this complete bullshit? At best, it was a massive overreaction. At worst, this was some conspiracy shit and I’ll leave it to Chris BORES to uncover the truth.
Anyway, she has various academic supplies in her bag and a hairbrush and whatnot. Great. Let’s see that hairbrush in action on her OnlyFans.
No, she’s a pleasant person. We don’t need that filth. Good luck with the channel, madam.