Oh, Horseface is in this one. Always a favourite here at Gamer Grrls. Is she going to talk about hot chicks? Almost certainly.
I always say that Tony should put people in the videos, man or woman, based on their ability to talk about a fucking movie, as opposed to trying to pull in horntards with “hot” chicks like Horseface over here. But then when he does that, I have nothing to talk about. When he has some competent bearded fucks, I just say, “Well, this was boring. I’m not watching this any more” and end the article. But Horseface always brings some cringe to the table.
And we’ve got Johanna. She’s boring as fuck and can’t talk but she seems to have adopted the Horseface coping strategy of just talking about hot chicks when she can’t think of anything to say. Which is often.
Maybe these two ladies are going to talk about how hot each other. That’s always a bonus.
So Child’s Play. Have I see this? No. I don’t think so. Certainly not in its entirety. In fact, I can’t remember anything from the first movie. I saw parts of a sequel where he was in a military school.
1:00 – Tony says that all of us have the experience of being in a video rental store, seeing Child’s Play, being afraid of it, but eventually watching the movie and finding it really funny.
Johanna and Horseface both vigorously deny having experienced this. And they’re right. What the fuck is this? This is a very specific set of circumstances.
I think that we’ve all at some point experienced growing up in rural Pennsylvania with our Italian immigrant father who owned a delicatessen. And then as we got older, we grew a beard and gained 200 pounds. And then we abandoned our dream of being a big Hollywood bigshot and got a job at Screenwave Media instead.
No, Tony. That’s your life. Other people have different experiences.
11:15 – Johanna is talking about a hot chick vis a vis some guy in the movie. “I want to know what the hell he is packing because how did he land Tiffany?”
Johnna…we don’t fucking care about hot chicks in the movie. Shut the fuck up if you don’t have anything half-way intelligent to say.
11:30 – Horseface, apparently speaking on behalf of hot chicks, says, “Because crazy bitches. like, you know, we don’t we don’t always go for the most hottest men.”
Horseface…you have the face of a fucking horse. Hence the name. You are NOT by any means a hot chick. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
21:30 – Horseface didn’t know that the character in the movie is called Chucky. What? She’s here on the show, she apparently has watched the movie, but she didn’t know this. How is it possible? I know this and I’ve never seen the movie. It’s just part of the zeitgeist. Everybody knows it. Except Horseface.
And she’s a big horror fan? How…this is insane.
30:00 – Somebody sent sex toys to the Screenwave office for Johanna. Then Tony says, “We’re not saying 100% what her job is but she orders stuff for the office.”
Why is it a secret? She’s does the payroll. Some kind of finance role.
What’s Horseface’s role at Screenwave? According to her, it’s nothing. And she regularly appears on Talking About Tapes, allegedly for no money. She always goes to events that Screenwave appears at like Magfest. She’s always presented as part of Screenwave for any nerd convention panels or whatever.
But she doesn’t work at Screenwave. Apparently. We’re missing some important piece of the information.
34:15 – They’re talking about gas versus electric stoves for some reason.
Horseface: Is anyone else petrified of leaving the gas on?
Tony: I have an electric stove, so no.
Johanna: Must be nice!
And Johanna said this in a really bitchy way. Like having an electric stove means that you’re part of the wealthy elite. What? No. If anything, it’s the opposite. Electric appliances are for poor people. Nobody wants that shit.
Almost every place I’ve lived in had electric heating and electric stoves. This is in the UK. And these were all low end properties. Electric appliances cost more to run and are less efficient than gas. But presumably, it’s cheaper to put electric heating and stoves in properties because why else would all of these landlords do this?
Then Horseface says that she actually removes the knobs from her gas stove every time she goes out because she’s afraid that her cat is going to turn the oven on and somehow start a fire. I’m not making this up. Horseface thinks that her cat is going to turn the oven on and start a fire.
She’s talking about the burners, I assume. But don’t you have to hold the starter button down and then turn a knob? And you do this all at the same time. She thinks that a cat is able to do that?
Well, according to Reddit, this is a known problem. And the top solution is to remove the knobs. So maybe I’m the idiot. Cats are, apparently, regularly turning stoves on.
I’m at 45 minutes. It’s just Tony summarising the fucking movie. This is what he does every time. A scene by scene summary of the movie. Who cares? This is not interesting. And it’s not a review.
I was looking at old article recently where I talked about Rental Reviews. As here:
I gave a break down of the genre of movies that they covered.
31 comedy films
26 action films
10 horror films
8 science fiction films
7 video game films
4 superhero films
3 dramas
Horror films weren’t really a common thing. Comedies were the most popular genre covered.
Why don’t they go back to the Rental Reviews format? Get a fucking retarded man to say “yeah” repeatedly while you summarise a comedy movie. It’s got to be better than what they’re doing now. This shit is not working. Tony summarising a horror movie? No. I’m not interested.