Alright, Pelvic Gamer. Let’s see what snoozefest you’ve brought to the table this time.
0:00 – “Back when I was a wee lass.”
She’s saying, “lass” right? Because in a recent Bobdunga video, Bobdunga called her young self a “lad”. Is this what this is referencing?
0:15 – I won’t say “jump scare” this time. She’s looking semi-normal. By Pelvic Gamer standards.
2:00 – “I can gush about my daddy daemon lord all day.”
She’s talking about how some video game character makes her horny. And this in turn is supposed to make us horny. Hold on. Let me check.
No. Totally flacid.
Okay. I’m calling a halt to the proceedings. I made it to ten minutes. BORING! You’re BORING me, Pelvic Gamer. You’re a BORING woman.
Let’s check out her Twitter.
Oh, she’s playing video games. Riveting stuff, Pelvic Gamer.
So fuck this shit. Sorry for the shitty article. I’ve been reading that AVGN autobiography. Holy shit is it bad. I’m halfway through the book and the man never did ANYTHING. But he sure has a high opinion of himself.
Fucking seven and a half years in special education. It shows. He clearly wrote this book. I don’t think that this is Newt’s plagiarised work. This is the work of somebody who spent seven and a half years in special education. This is the life of somebody who spent seven and a half years in special education.