Random Glitch in Vampire Survivors! #shorts – Erin Plays

I…what? I don’t even know what to say about this. NOTHING HAPPENS!

Let’s look at her Twitter.

She’s proud of this video. We can expect more delicious shorts from Erin Plays. Not the kind of shorts that she wore in the Power Pad video but the kind of pointless bullshit shorts that she uploads to Youtube.

She doesn’t have a clue. She doesn’t know what an entertaining video is supposed to look like. Or even a coherent video.

ShiShi leaves a message complaining about the video. He doesn’t like shorts. Not these kind of shorts anyway. And I don’t blame him one bit. Shorts suck dick. Especially Erin’s shorts. The Youtube shorts. But I fucking hate them. What’s the point of them? It’s just a regular Youtube video but less than 60 seconds long and you can’t rewind or fast forward. So…why would I want this? It’s a downgrade from a normal Youtube video.

When even Shishi is complaining about the videos, you know that there’s a serious problem. And only like two other people replied to this video on Twitter and Youtube COMBINED. So people hate this shit. They don’t want to see it. And the video was unbelievably pointless.

So what else is our retro gaming all-star talking about Twitter?

Hey guys! Did you hear about Taylor Swift?

No, Erin. I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about and I don’t give a shit.

This is a stealth ad. She’s 100% getting paid for this and not declaring this information anywhere, which is surely against Twitter’s policies if not also US federal law. She’s shilled for this Numskull company many, many times. CLEARLY an ad. Not mentioned anywhere.

Only one person replied because even the horntards are wise to this shit.

https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1593411727588294656

Erin is concerned that Twitter is going to shut down or something. So she gives her Linktree so people can still follow her completely banal musings.

She’s on Tumblr. No messages there.

She’s on Mastodon. No messages there either.

Good stuff, Erin.

God, her “merch” is so unbelievably bad. Do not get Bitch Duo to design your “merch”. I’ll just say that. I don’t care that he did it for free. It looks like shit. Why are these the designs that he came up with? Some weird VHS magnetic tape and a 3.5″ disc with no protective metal sleeve on it? What the fuck does this have to do with Erin Plays?

I talk about Erin’s horrendous “merch” here:

https://gamergrrlsofficial.wordpress.com/2020/10/18/erin-plays-merch-erin-plays/

Anyway, fuck Erin and her boring ass shit.

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