SMILE review – Newt Wallen

It’s Newt Wallen, PVC Bondage Girl, that smoking woman from a previous video, and a mystery man all in Newt’s car. At night. Can’t see anything. Is the dome light even on? I don’t know.

I talk about that smoking woman here:

https://gamergrrlsofficial.wordpress.com/2022/09/23/wtf-wednesday-review-pearl-newt-wallen/

She was awful. But at least she had a job. I’m all about finding the good in people. Horrible people. But even horrible people have good qualities.

0:00 – They introduce everyone. Newt introduces the guy as “that guy”. So we’re off to maybe the worst start of a Youtube video ever.

And PVC Bondage Girl has that terrible, terrible makeup running down her eyes. I can not believe that she goes out in public like this.

The smoking woman is still smoking. What’s the cancer rate like for vaping? High or…what?

Some potentially dangerous chemicals have been found in e-cigarettes. But levels are usually low and generally far lower than in tobacco cigarettes. Exposure may be the same as people who use nicotine replacement therapy (NRT) such as patches or gum. There is no good evidence that vaping causes cancer.

What? And that comes from Cancer Research UK. Can that be right? I’d like a second opinion.

Well, then forget about the wishing cancer on people angle. It’s scumbag behaviour to constantly smoke. Especially in a fucking car with other people in it. Can she not at least stop smoking the 15 minutes it takes to make the video? Nobody wants to see this. Fortunately, nobody can see her because of the terrible lighting in Newt’s car.

2:00 – Newt complains about a puff of smoke from this woman. It’s true. What the fuck is she doing? Can she not stop this? Total scumbag.

Then PVC Bondage Girl says, “You know what’s funny? When I was sitting there, I saw the vape smoke come up and I was like, ‘What fucking asshole is vaping in the theatre?’ and then you were like, ‘Oh, come down to this row.'”

PVC Bondage Girl may have just found herself back in my good graces. It’s true. What kind of total asshole is smoking in a movie theatre? This fat woman has no concept of acceptable social behaviour. It’s not hard. Don’t smoke in public venues. How long has this been a law? Twenty years?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_smoking_bans_in_the_United_States#New_Jersey

New Jersey banned smoking in public places in 2006. This isn’t enough time to catch on?

2:45 – So then this fat chick just fans the smoke away every time she blows out smoke. You know…rather than just STOP SMOKING like a normal person would do.

And given that Newt was surprised by this smoke, I’m thinking that this woman didn’t start smoking until the video started. What a fucking moron. Like we’re supposed to find this cool? Oh, there’s this fat chick smoking in a car. She must be really hip.

No. She’s a total scumbag. Even the other total scumbags in the car are calling her out for this scumbag behaviour. This is scumbag behaviour even for scumbags.

3:00 – Nice bracelet, Newt. I think that he was wearing this in a previous video with PVC Bondage Girl. Is he coming out of the closet with this? It’s a big fake pearl bracelet. In what way can this possibly be considered masculine? Does a masculine bracelet even exist?

3:45 – “Everyone in this car has some form of mental illness so that’s good.”

That was a Newt line. The guy in the back said something to prompt this. I couldn’t really make it out. But yeah, Newt boasting about mental illness.

Then the fat chick starts talking about her fondness for “shroom”. Let’s just move on. She’s a piece of shit. How many times can I say it?

5:00 – Then PVC Bondage Girl dropped some popcorn that she’s been eating throughout this and Newt complained about this. These are the hazards of allowing scumbags into your car.

8:30 – Then they start theorising about which part of New Jersey this movie was filmed in. For the two people out there who might give the slightest of fucks about this.

12:00 – This guy in the back puts his arm around this fat smoking woman. So they’re obviously a couple. And earlier, Newt talked about how PVC Bondage Girl was grabbing on him during the movie when she would get scared. So come on. This is a date. I don’t care that PVC Bondage Girl has a girlfriend who lives in Minnesota. This is clearly a date.

14:00 – Newt retells the myth that John Wayne had a bunch of undigested meat in him when he died. But Newt says this as if it’s a fact. Let me look this up. This has long been debunked, I’m sure.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/meat-your-maker-2/

Yeah. It’s not real.

So that’s the video. Let’s check out The Ideas Man’s Twitter.

Oh, he’s less than 600 subscribers away from 10,000. That’s great, Newt. Keep us posted with hourly updates. I never tire of this information.

Say…here’s a picture of Newt with his arm that prostitute who he pays to hang out with him. Way to go, Newt. You’re a real stud. Go fuck that diseased prostitute.

Oh, I didn’t even see the picture properly. His arm isn’t around her. He’s just standing awkwardly while she puts her knee close to his genitals. That’s hot, right?

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