Erin Was in California for the Billionth Time

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Hi! Trying to get things back together now that I’m back from CA. The last few Kirby streams are having trouble exporting correctly (I put them all together in a post-game/true ending compilation) and I’m starting to edit the next main channel video now.

Why do I only ever know this after the fact?  And why do other people seem to know when she’s away?  Where is she making these announcements?  Maybe it was during one of her boring Kirby streams that I refused to watch.  

She must go to California at least ten times a year.  No exaggeration.  Who would do this?  What adult visits their parents, who live 4000 miles away, this much?  

And what is she even doing there?  Showing Mike the three sites that she has memories of over and over again?  “Here’s the Pink Dog where I threw up.  Here’s the restaurant that served me a bowl of ranch dressing.  Here’s the wall that I used to stare at.”

She’s never done anything.  Does she have friends there?  Is she just hanging out with her parents talking about celebrities who recently died?  And Mike is sitting there with them?  Isn’t it awkward as fuck given how often he talks about fucking Erin in the ass?  

I wonder if Erin’s parents read the blog.  I really hope not.  I hope that Erin’s parents just live in blissful ignorance about this whole creepy shit that Erin got involved in.  Trying to get into a sugar baby relationship with random “Youtubers”.  Actually finding somebody desperate enough to take her up on her sleazy offer.  That guy constantly talking about fucking her in the ass.  Taking money from mentally challenged, horny losers.  Doing all of this for very little money.  

It’s not what any parent wants for their child.  Well, I don’t know.  Erin’s parents didn’t seem to be particularly proactive when it came to parenting.  And they only had the one child.  Maybe she was an accident.  And they refused to engage with her at all.  

Why would she even want to see people like this?  They were clearly terrible parents.  They didn’t seem to do ANYTHING with Erin.  Listen to her fucking stories.  It’s always stuff that she didn’t do.  Toys that she didn’t get.  

She’s 35 years old and this is what she’s accomplished in life.  A sugar daddy relationship with the guy who runs the ManBabyGaming channel on Twitch and her shitty Youtube channel that makes $50/month.  

How is she ever going to find a decent job?  What is she going to put on her resume?  

Erin Plays
Degree in English (2008)
Worked in a record store (2008 – 2018)
Fake Gamer Grrl on Youtube (2017 – present)
Interests: none
Hobbies: none

You don’t put hobbies and interests on American resumes though, do you?  I think that they’re pretty common on British resumes.  I sure as fuck don’t put hobbies and interests on my resume, though.  Who gives a shit?  I’m there to apply for a fucking job.

“Oh, this guy likes video games and writing about little known Youtubers on the internet.  You’re hired!”

I think that that’s pretty much it for Erin.  Was she going to do anything fabulous anyway?  She was working in a record store for many years.  

7 thoughts on “Erin Was in California for the Billionth Time

  1. She definitely goes back home so many times because she is still being supported by her parents. They must give her money or pay one or two of their bills. So they insist part of it is coming back home sometimes.My friend has a similar arrangement with her father. He's a control freak frankly and has access to her bank account. It's pretty crazy for a woman in her 30s. So I know this shit does happen.

  2. he's only angry that Erin visits her mom because this moron hates his mom because his mom never loved him. He's projecting.

  3. It's an interesting theory but what bills can she possibly have? She's living with Mike. I doubt that he's asking for a share of the electric bill or the mortgage or whatever. Assuming he even has a mortgage. Presumably, she either has a car or Mike lets her use one from his fleet.

  4. I mean utilities alone at our place is split into water and power, and then there's internet/tv service, mortgage, food's gotta be bought, and the ac unit/furnace need servicing twice a year. So that's just the basics of a home mostly, and I doubt Mike is just covering every cent of all that. She or her parents or his parents gotta be contributing.So it stands to reason her parents have this thing worked out with her.

  5. Sorry, mister gay man. I got your follow up rant about me not posting your comment. It got marked as spam and I didn't see it. Please accept my apologies.

  6. you're calling me gay? but you're the one thats hates women. you're a faggot because your mom didn't love you as a child and she doesn't love you now lol thats why you ran away from America because no American women would want you. stay mad faggot. These girls you write about absolutely own you. you hate them but you follow them on YouTube and twitter and instagram and now Discord? You are a jealous faggot.

  7. You know you're wasting your breath, right anon?You have any idea how many nameless insects like you have pulled this same simpy white knight routine on here? lol

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