https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEok2fGVXhg
Back to Newt’s kitchen.
0:15 – “This movie has been covered by Red Letter Media, Good Bad Flicks, Dark Corners, and a tonne of other channels. It’s been talked about a lot.”
Yeah. Even I’ve seen videos of this before. Maybe the Red Letter Media one. But Newt “The Ideas Man” Wallen doesn’t mind doing things that have already been done, better, by other people.
Anyway, then his cat knocks down some poster that he had perilously propped up behind him.
1:45 – Newt starts this weird discussion about how “lower class” people in Indonesia were appeased by a totalitarian government in the form of tits and gore movies. Then he continues about how important movies, tv shows, and video games are to “lower class” people, and cites himself as an example.
I guess it’s true? These are all entertainment mediums for the masses. Overwhelmingly lowbrow. And he’s specifically talking about tits and gore, because that’s all he ever talks about, and that’s decidedly lowbrow.
But was this a specific strategy employed by the Indonesian government to placate the masses? Tits and gore movies as a form of control? I don’t know. Maybe?
Who was ruling Indonesia in 1988? A military dictatorship, lead by some guy named Suharto, who ruled from 1971 to 1998.
I’m looking at the regime’s Wikipedia page and I’m not seeing any reference to tits and gore films used as a tool to supress dissent. I’m not saying that Newt is wrong, though. I’m intrigued by the concept. Newt should write a book on his tits and gore theory as it applies to the New Order era of Indonesia.
4:30 – “There’s nothing that I can say about this movie that somebody else hasn’t already said way better than me.”
He’s made numerous references in this video about how other people have already reviewed this movie. But when has ripping off other people’s ideas ever been a hinderance to Newt? That’s all he does.
No Horseface references yet, by the way. Is he going to be able to pull this off for the full 22 minute video? I’d be astonished.
9:15 – He’s talking about the woman who played the titular character in Lady Terminator. “I’ve never seen a single episode of Game of Thrones. I know she was on that show, though. Which is weird because I love boobs and I love dragons and zombies and wieners and those are all in that show but I just never got around to seeing it.”
So aside from Newt’s boring obsession with tits and gore that he has to mention ten times in every video, we can also add penises to that. So is Newt officially coming out of the closet in this video?
9:45 – He’s talking about some other actor in the movie. “His credit in the movie, his name is Adam Stardust, which is hilarious. I was just like, ‘Adam Stardust is a great name.” It seems like it would be like an 80s Marvel character.”
Or maybe you’re thinking of David Bowie.
10:30 – “Every guy who the Lady Terminator kills — she keeps killing dudes and mangling their dicks or their tit ripped off or something like that. So I guess part of her power is that she’s got to be fuelled by wieners. I’ve known a few girls like that in my life.”
What is this? Is it a Horseface reference? Is it general misogyny? Is he saying this to somehow compliment these women? Is he bigging himself up, talking about all of the hot chicks who he had sex with? I have no idea.
11:30 – “I also like how everyone who’s an assistant in this movie, their credit is ‘Ass”. Like “Ass Director, Ass Cameraman'”
What are you ten years old? That’s the normal abbreviation for “assistant.”
14:30 – “I’m a big fan of Indonesian cinema.”
Oh, do go on. What other Indonesian films do you enjoy?
I’d like to see the Indonesian take on tits and gore.
What a real film curator Newt is.
18:45 – “What’s your favourite copyright-infringing other horror movie?”
He just keeps setting himself up with these comments.
That’s the video. Not a single Horseface reference, with that one possible exception. Wow. I’m really impressed. Maybe he’s finally getting over Horseface. Good for him.
– “Funny, I met the real Elvira this past weekend.”
Newt replies, “I met her years ago at a con. Ive been a fan of her my whole life”
Uh huh. Tits and gore, you say. Interesting. What a novel thing to say. I’ll look into this.
And 70 year old Elvira. That’s hot.
I was watching footage of Elvira on some late night talk show from the 1980s. I think Joan Rivers was doing the interview. I had never actually seen the Elvira character before. I knew what she looked like and that she had big tits but I didn’t watch anything that she was on. I don’t even know anything that she was on other than some shitty movie that she did.
But the character is annoying as fuck. It’s some California valley girl shit. Why would this interest me? I don’t live in California and never have. I don’t get the reference. I don’t give a fuck about California.
Let’s check out The Idea Man’s Twitter while I’m here.
https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1529671938272018432
He gives an update on how many subscribers that he has on Youtube. Newt, let me assure you that nobody on earth gives a shit how many subscribers you have. Just keep it to yourself. We don’t need daily updates.
And he’ll tell you have many view hours he has and shit like this. It’s ridiculous. Nobody cares.
https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1528824687303741443
“Got forwarded this. And it made my day. Just knowing people who I dont know have read issue 1 and like it. Gave me a big dumb smile”
And it’s a screenshot of a tweet of some girl talking about how she likes the Florida Man Saves Christmas comic book. And it’s clearly a school-aged girl.
It’s creepy. Newt is happy that some schoolgirl is enjoying his tits and gore comic book.
A couple of people in the comments ask when the comic is going to be available on the internet. Newt doesn’t know. It was supposed to be this month. Where’s the “merch” store?
I don’t know why he doesn’t just put them on Ebay. Or Etsy. I know that they take a cut of the profits but there must be some site he can use that has a satisfactory system. Having your own “merch” store probably presents its own set of problems. I don’t know. Maybe it doesn’t. But get it done. We’re all dying to see this tits and gore bullshit.
So besides the fact we know he is, he's definitely reading all this because it's been mentioned a lot the past month about how he adds nothing to any discussion that's already been had a dozen times by other more interesting places.Also, kinda interesting how in the past two weeks both he AND Tony have mentioned on video how they've never seen Game of Thrones. In fact, in Tony's contrarian obsessed case he appears proud of it too and gets defensive when joked over about it.Game of Thrones, despite normies crying about the last season (which is still pretty solid. You guys haven't seen shit out there if you really think it's terrible.) is in fact a well made, well acted, well action-scened, tv show. I thought it was overhyped and didn't watch it for years, but upon doing so I had a hard time disagreeing that the many character arcs and settings do kick ass.So you got these two mongoloids with gobs of time on their hands and they still haven't watched one of the better shows of the last 15 years. YEAH DOESN'T EXACTLY SURPRISE. You guys are missing out on shit tons of references that I'm sure a lot of people have made around you the past decade. Tony alone not knowing or appreciating who Tywin Lannister is was particularly telling in his Alien 3 vid.