https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8td0in5phg
I happened to catch this one live right before it started so I checked it out. Tony does “premieres” for these videos.
So I logged in and I thought, “Maybe I could say some shit in the chat.” Tony was there as was this Joe from Movie Dumpster guy as was Crystal Quin.
I didn’t want to say anything that made it too obvious that it was me but they had to have figured it out pretty quickly. I kept pointing out every time Horseface talked about hot chicks, which, sadly, wasn’t even that much by Horseface standards. So then I just started making half-jokes about things that Crystal theoretically could be saying. Like every time a woman appeared on screen, I’d say, “Now Crystal is going to talk about how attractive this woman getting hit against a tree is.”
Nothing really happened. I didn’t get banned, which was surprising. Horseface asked me if I was okay a couple of times but I just ignored her. I didn’t want to cause a scene and ruin the “premiere” so I just made a few fairly innocuous comments and nobody really seemed to notice.
I managed to get through the whole video. I was starting to doze off about halfway through but I persevered. I think that the interaction, such as it is, helps with staying awake. Nobody said anything interesting, though.
Oh, a couple of people said “sawl” though, in reference to Tony or Crystal saying “saw”. So it’s not just me who noticed this.
Horseface was also reading something and her reading was pretty poor and she said…fuck, what was it? Oh. “Ex-cape” instead of “escape”. What an idiot. This is a big time professional actor. Isn’t reading lines part of the job description?
Anyway, there’s no chance that I’m going to re-watch this shit for review purposes. Nothing happened anyway. They summarised the three movies. They talked about their favourite kills. Horseface pointed out some hot chicks and her fondness for breasts. And that’s it.
Oh, somebody also mentioned Newt at the end of this and Crystal responded. Let me see if I can find it.
2:00:15 –
Collector of Things: I’m sad Nute can’t do Hack the Movies stuff any more but the irany of Crystal being in this one and Nute not
Horseface: he was fired from the company. Nothing to do with me.
Collector of Things: I still miss Nute
Horseface: everyone is entitled to their own opinions
The word “Newt” must be blocked so he’s using “Nute”.
But I find it weird that Horseface responded that Newt getting fired was nothing to do with her. Is that what the guy was suggesting?
Where did this all come from? Because Newt always says this too. “Don’t blame Crystal for me getting fired.” I’m not. Who is? What possible rationale can there be for Crystal being responsible for Newt getting fired? I can’t figure it out. But it seems that this is going on. I guess.
https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1524987578432331776
“Nothing like drinking Red Breast 12 and smoking a cigar in Tampa on a beautiful night!”
And then a “sexy” (giant quotation marks) picture of Horseface holding a cigar. She posted this a few hours after the “premiere” so she must have been in Florida for this? For some reason.
Oh. Earlier in the day, she posted another “sexy” (enormous quotation marks) picture and said that she was going to Tampa.
https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1524705405586362369
No explanation for any of this. The horntards all leave sycophantic messages and post bizarre gifs for some reason. This is how courtship works in special education, I guess.
Anyway, she’s a remarkably unintelligent woman.
Still just as funny how fragile and predictable her ego is.
The funniest part of HTM vids like this is that it's clearly just Tony and Joe talking about the films, and Horseface is just there.She doesn't add anything, and she acts like a little kid trying to interject some shit while one of them is talking that nobody is ever going to care about hearing. It could just be Tony and Joe the entire video and not only would it improve the “discussion”, but it would probably not have to be as long a video too.