Kirby and the Forgotten Land – Alivel Mall 100%! – Erin Plays

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piH9I65_StE

Erin Plays superfan Shishi did a creepy “best of” gif of this video.  As here:

https://twitter.com/ShishiVids/status/1512075516215365638

Even this “best of” thing is BORING AS FUCK and exposes Erin as having no personality or intellect whatsoever.

So let’s check it out.

It starts in the middle of something.  She edited stuff out.  Let’s see if she put this shit behind a paywall on Twitch.

She did not.  But the video on Twitch is 2:19:00 whereas the Youtube version is 1:29:00.  So she cut an hour out.  

She also has a video that was posted two days after she uploaded this to Youtube, of the same game, and it’s 1:47:00.  She’s wearing different clothes so it’s not part of this original stream but…if she got 100% in the game, why is she playing it again?  

Let me just see what she cut out first.  

Wow.  There are some creepy as fuck animated emojis of Erin waving.  Some horntard (Shishi, I think) took actual video of Erin waving and made it into a tiny gif.  And now fellow horntard Jose is using these gifs as a way to say hello to Erin.

Somebody asks Erin, “If you could swallow something and become it, what would it be?”

Uh huh.  Jerking off again, are we, Drew?

Erin says, “I’m not going to answer that question, Drew.  Whatever I say will get me in a lot of trouble.”

Then a hortard asks about her “carpal tunnel syndrome” and Erin says that she keeps a diary about her hands.  “Today, was a good hand day.”  Shit like this.  Unbelievable.  The lengths she’ll go to keep up this charade.  Or maybe this story is just made up and there’s no hand diary.

She doesn’t want to go back to some Castlevania game because after she played it, on stream, for money, it was, “The worst carpal tunnel pain I’ve ever had in my life.”  Uh huh.

This is boring as fuck.  She’s just drinking coffee and talking to the horntards who have NOTHING interesting to talk about.  They just ask her about coffee and her fake carpal tunnel syndrome.  

Somebody asks Erin what makes her happy and she can’t give an answer.  She doesn’t know.  Then the chat starts suggesting answers and only then is she able to answer.  The fucking horntards have to prompt her with answers even on something as basic as, “What do you like?”

Finally, we get to where the Youtube video starts.  The first 20 minutes of the stream has been cut out.

She playing a level that she already played, briefly, on stream, for money.  And I guess that the idea here is that she’s going to get 100% of this level.  Not of the whole game.  And I think that this is the first level of the game.

So, what do you like, Erin?  Dur, I don’t know.  Stuff.  Stuff and things.  Let me check the chat.  Chat, what do I like?  Oh, yeah.  Disney.  I like Disney.  Oh, and Weezer.  Good answers.  Thanks, guys.  This was really helpful.  I didn’t know what I liked.

Fucking retard.  She’s never done a single thing in her life.

Then there’s another edit.  You know what?  Fuck it.  I’m done.  I’m done at 0:49.

Let me tell you what this video is going to be.  It’s Erin.  She’s playing this game that she only played once before, briefly, on stream, for money.  She has no idea what’s going on.  She’s going to talk about cute things in the game.  She’s going to talk about colours.  She’s going to say, “That’s cool” to absolutely everything that the chat says.  She’s going to display a complete lack of knowledge, interest, and ability in video games.  She’s going to say things that expose her as an idiot.  She’s going to make shit up to try to hide the fact that she doesn’t know anything about anything.  And then she’s going to end the stream by saying, “My hands hurt” and wave to the horntards in her weird, vaguely sexual fashion.

1:28:00 – Yep.  Right there.  There we see it.  Erin doing the hand stretches.

“My hands are getting a little sore so I’m going to stop.” 

1:29:00 – Then after probably the 200th edit, Erin says, “Alright, guys.  Have a really good night.  I’ll be back again soon.  See you next time” and she does her weird, vaguely sexual wave.

Wow, did I call that one.  Who could have guessed?

3 thoughts on “Kirby and the Forgotten Land – Alivel Mall 100%! – Erin Plays

  1. Yeah, I managed to catch most of Newt's stream live. I didn't think that video with his mother was too weird. I mean, other than the fact that he sold his mother a softcore pornographic comic that he made.

  2. In front of a child, with terrible audio, and he asked her to state how long he's been wanting to make a comic book and she said for the last 7 years, and he brought up in the comments how his dad doesn't speak to him (again).Even his own mother doesn't have the decency to tell him the truth and patronizes this nonsense. Thus pushing in his mind even more drive to continue.So yeah besides all that weirdness, sure very normal lol.

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