Gamer Girls

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sa1DnReNqE

Nothing quite says Christmas like watching Kitana from Mortal Kombat showing you her panties.  Behold, the baby Jesus.

Don’t adjust your volume.  She’s not speaking English.  I’m not even sure if her Japanese is any good.

Sometimes some English words appear on screen.  Her name.  “Santa Claus”.  “Start”.

Then there’s a link to her Twitter.  Why does she aggressively promote her Twitter?  Because on her Twitter, she aggressively promotes her OnlyFans as well as the Japanese equivalent.  That’s what this is about.  

Who the fuck would pay money to see a Japanese woman…is she even nude in any of this?  Let me check.  

I don’t think so.  Not in the normal OnlyFans stuff, anyway.  She says that you can DM her for “more exclusives”.  I think that this is intentionally vague.  

Anyway, whether it’s nude or not, I’m not interested.  We can see this stuff for free on the internet.  

Let’s just watch the fucking video first.

0:30 – Purple panties.  

She pulls them down but her baggy white top is covering everything.

1:00 – Now she’s holding them up and saying something in Japanese.  Something about peace on earth and good will toward men, no doubt.

Then she takes her bra off through her top.  Well, that’s something different at least.  I have to say that I’ve never seen this before.

1:15 – Now she’s showing her bra and saying something.  It’s a normal Japanese-sized bra.  I mean, come on.  Haven’t we all seen slim Japanese women with small boobs before?  Watch just about any Japanese porn and you’ll see slim Japanese women with small boobs.  And they’re doing a lot more than showing you their panties.

1:45 – Now she’s putting a red dress on, again, while still wearing this baggy white top.

2:00 – She’s putting red sleeve things on.  

Oh, this is her Christmas outfit.  This is what Santa’s Japanese prostitute looks like.

2:15 – She shows her ass.  Yeah.  That’s an ass alright.  The typical small buttocks found on a large percentage of the Japanese population.

She does a lot more posing.  Come on.  We get it.  This is boring.

2:30 – She’s pushing her breasts together to try to make cleavage but she doesn’t have much to work with.

Then she promotes her Twitter/OnlyFans again, complete with text on screen written in poor English.  I don’t know if the poor English is intentional to look “cute” or if she’s just genuinely not proficient with the language.

Then she wants you to subscribe and hit the bell icon.  She bows as well to show her deep reverence to the international horntard community.

She finishes by waving and saying “arigato”.  That means “thank you”, for any non-Japanese speakers out there.

Absolute dog shit.  She’s only been making these videos for a month, a lot of them are literally less than ten seconds long, but she already has almost as many subscribers as Erin.  Her kimono try on video has 1.5 million views.

I don’t know how much of this is translating into paying customers on OnlyFans, though.  Who would possibly pay for this?  I don’t want to see it for free.  

The rationale for Youtubers being on OnlyFans is that this is somebody who you’ve sort of gotten to know, you like their personality, and now you can see them naked.  

But you don’t know anything about this woman.  She’s wearing a ninja mask and she’s speaking Japanese.  

Let me check the comments.  Are these people Japanese or what?

Maybe half of them are in Japanese.  That’s actually surprising.  How did they find the channel?  All of her video titles and descriptions are in English.

The other comments are in English, usually broken English, suggesting a non-native speaker.  There are a few comments in Spanish.  Here’s one in Vietnamese.  There’s one in Korean.  

So if you understand what she’s saying…maybe.  But I still don’t get it.  Must be those…what are they called…those Japanese guys who don’t leave their home.  Hikikomori.  But even then…they have access to pornography.

I was reading something about cafes in Japan where you can pay to speak to a woman.  Apparently, there’s nothing sexual going on, although, I find that hard to believe.  It would seem that you just go in and talk to a woman and then you pay for this.  

Anyway, check the video out if you’re so inclined.  Or I can recommend some videos featuring Japanese women who actually take their clothes off.

There was one that I saw Zenra Totally Nude Volleyball.  If you just search for that, you should find some pretty substantial clips.  I got the whole video from some site years ago.  It was a DVD rip.  It’s what you would expect from the title but one of the women has big tits, so that’s the main draw there.  The other women just look like average Japanese women.  Not porn stars.  So similar to this NANAII woman.  But naked.  And playing volleyball.

There’s a lot of wacky Japanese porn like this, of course.  They get creative, in part because they have to pixelate the genitalia.  

I read a comment once by somebody who was outraged by the pixelation, and he said, “Who’s jerking off to this?  Lego men?”  It was a hilarious visual.  Lego men masturbating and actually preferring the pixelated stuff.