Gamer Girls

 https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1468098633446744066

“No cam stream tonight since I’m out of town and didn’t set up my camera. I’m nervous but kind of stoked lol. Anyway, continuing Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow! Prob gonna be lot’s of back and forth and grinding but if you want to say hi, please do!”

Then I actually went to the stream on Twitch, and by “no cam” she means that she’s not on camera.  It’s just game footage.  And she was really concerned about doing this, thinking that people wouldn’t watch, because she knows full well that people are just there to jerk off.  

Anyway, in the stream, she says that she’s back in California.  Is Mike also there?  I don’t know.  She’s always vague on the details.  You wouldn’t even know that she’s in California from her tweet.  She’s just “out of town”.  But in the stream, as I said, she clearly says that she’s in her parents’ home.

Why is she always there?  She must go back to her parents’ home…I’m going to say…about ten times a year.  No exaggeration.  And this is during fucking covid.  The bodies are piling up.  Mass graves of covid victims.  Borders are closed.  Government advice is to stay home.  No.  Erin is making cross-country trips ten times a year.

I won’t officially time stamp this because it’s just her shitty Twitch stream, which will only be around for the next couple of weeks, but around the 11 minute mark, some horntard says, “LA Comicon was last weekend, good times.”  Erin says, “Oh yeah.  LA Comicon did happen last weekend.  I didn’t go.  I didn’t know it was happening until the day of.  I was like, ‘Oh.  Okay.'”

Is Erin implying that she would have gone had she had more notice?  Because that’s fucking ridiculous.  She has no fucking interest in comics or video games or anime or any of the fucking nerd shit that these horntards are into.

 But back to Erin and visiting her parents ten times a year.  This is not normal.  At all.  Even without the covid travel advice.  

As a 20 year old in college, living 100 miles from my family home, I didn’t visit this much.  I went back maybe four times a year.  

Erin is 35 years old and constantly visiting her parents 3,000 miles away.  This is not normal, adult behaviour.  Why is she not interested in living an independent, adult life?  

Part of the problem is that she’s in this fraudulent relationship with Mike Matei.  Getting fucked in the ass for Youtube promotion.  It’s not real.  This is not a real relationship.  So she’s in this creepy limbo.

Plus, she doesn’t have a job.  This adds to her aimless existence.  

It’s just pathetic.  I don’t know what else to say.  She’s totally wasted her life.  She’s getting $10,000/year from playing video games, poorly, for horny retards.  She doesn’t even like doing any of this.  How long can this possibly continue?  

How could somebody fuck their life up this badly?  This can’t be mere chance.  This had to be intentional.  She made a series of catastrophically bad decisions.  This was a concerted effort to ruin her own life.  

This won’t be covering new ground but maybe if we go back in time and recreate the events, we can come a step closer to figuring this all out.  

The year is 2016.  Erin aka Cykill1986 is 29 or 30 years old.  She’s living in Los Angeles, California.  The entertainment capital of the world.  A city of dreamers.  And she’s working in a record store.  Living with her parents.  

Obviously, she can’t afford a place of her own in Los Angeles on a record store shop assistant salary.  But she could probably find a place with a roommate or roommates.  

Let me check Craigslist.  

Yeah, there’s definitely stuff here in the $500-600 range.  That’s affordable.  I paid $550/month 20 years ago and I was making $8.50/hour.  So it’s equivalent to what she was probably making at the record store.  Indeed, minimum wage in California is like $14/hour and was probably not too much less than that in 2016.  

Oh, here’s an interesting ad.  

 $1 Looking for a live in Cuddle Buddy (: (Beverly Hills) 

About the place, it’s an average private studio just me, and whoever takes me up on this offer and I’m usually not home that often, the coolest part about the whole thing is I added a theater to the studio, so one whole wall turns into a screen ( used to be built in at my old studio, but I added it here it’s still dope 🙂

A little about me: 29m slim/ skinny not too skinny lol, I have a great sense of humor, I’m usually the loud funny one in the group, it’s hard for me to be too serious unless I’m at work then it’s easy. I’m spontaneous, Adventures, Most of my friends are girls, but I’m not into them. Just looking for a live-in cuddle buddy, nothing more unless you’re down for more over time and if the vibes right. I would have to be in a relationship for anything more. If you can also help me keep my place clean/organized, that be awesome or you can chip in a few hundred for rent or a cleaner. If I were trying just to get laid and sleep around, then I’d go Swype on tinder, lol. I was born and raised in LA. I’m usually either invited to a birthday or busy with work stuff. If you’re new to LA, I can show you around.

It’s very centrally located in Beverly Hills, walking distance to almost anything and everything restaurants, shopping, Rodeo Drive, Hollywood, and the bus stop, which can take you to downtown LA, mid-city, UCLA, Westwood, USC, SMC, miracle mile.

If you’re interested, feel free to send me a pic or your IG for a response, and if you like your number, I can text you back pics of me and my spot.

Fun fact I used to DJ.
Pet peeve I can’t stand the smell of cigs, but I don’t mind if your 420 friendly

Update:
I’m not desperate. I’m not old or ugly, and I’m Not a sugar daddy, lol; I’d prefer someone around my age, between 18 and 34    

The guy lives in a shitty studio apartment but expects somebody to want to live with him in exchange for “cuddling”.  But this isn’t a sugar daddy situation.  Then what the fuck is it?  And if you don’t want to “cuddle” with him, you’re expected to spend “a few hundred” for rent and/or a cleaner.  Why…I wouldn’t want to share a fucking studio apartment even if I wasn’t getting fucked in the ass by some creep.

Anyway, that’s effectively the type of ad that Erin replied favourably to.  And you can see from this guy’s update that he was getting roasted by the ladies over this ad.  Nobody is going to fucking do this.  It’s ridiculous.  The guy is totally broke, a drug addict, and can’t get a girlfriend.  Form an orderly queue.  Who wants to fuck this guy in exchange for low-quality room and board that may or not be free?  

Why did Erin decide to be a fake gamer grrl in the first place?  Well, it was just a hobby at first.  I can understand that.  She heard that fake gamer grrls can make a lot of money.  So she’s testing the waters.  

But it wasn’t a success. At all.  People saw right through her shit.  And she had no fucking charisma.  Her videos were boring as fuck.  This is never going to be successful.

But then she started spamming the big retro gaming “Youtubers”, trying to get into a relationship with one of them.  This was a calculated move.  This was her intention.  She wanted to get into a relationship with a bigger Youtuber to grow her channel.  

This is what’s puzzling to me.  How could she possibly think that this was going to work?  She could have got with PewDiePie and her channel was never going to take off.  She knows NOTHING about video games, has no interest in that shit, and she’s a personality blackhole.  She had to know at least the first two of those things.  And her channel is already not successful.  She was probably making $20/month at the time she started looking to nab one of these retro gaming studs.  

And the person who responded favourably to this totally transparent, desperate con, was Mike Matei: somebody who didn’t even have their own Youtube channel.  He owned Cinemassacre but only because James Rolfe, the actual face of the channel, is deeply autistic.  

So Erin thinks that Mike Matei, somebody who’s best known for producing a shitty video on Inspector Gadget, years earlier, is going to launch her gamer grrl career?  How?  

But she was so confident that this was going to work that she quit her job and moved across the country to live with this total stranger.  And she exchanged buttsex for Youtube promotion.  I don’t say this to be crude.  That was clearly the agreement.  This was all discussed beforehand.  It had to be.  This was not a romantic relationship.  This was a business agreement.  This was a sugar daddy situation.

Mike promoted her a few times on the Cinemassacre channel, she got a slight increase in views, and now she’s making $10,000/year on Twitch and Youtube.  

She was making at least twice that at her record store job.  Five years earlier.  This was a total disaster.  What did she expect to happen?  

Nobody would do this unless they expected at least $100,000/year.  How many “Youtubers” are getting $100,000/year?  

She’s getting sodomised on the regular by a man she doesn’t love for $10,000/year, free room and board, and all the trips to California she wants.  

Why would she continue with this?  Does she still hold out hope that her channel is going to become a success?  There are only so many horny retards out there.  I think that she’s fully tapped this market.  

At this point in her life, I don’t even know what she can do.  She has a five year gap in her resume and her last job was at a record store.  She’s 35.  Go back to live with your parents and then what?  Get another minimum wage job?  Get into a relationship with some loser?  

Maybe getting fucked in the ass for $10,000 and entertaining horntards is the best thing that she can be doing.  That’s a terrifying thought.  But it didn’t have to be like this.  She’s totally wasted her life by moving in with Mike.  That’s where it all fell apart.  Had she just kept the fake gamer grrl thing as a hobby and continued to work a real job, it would have been fine.  She could have found a decent guy, got married, have kids, whatever.  She threw it all away to try to be a big fake gamer grrl and it failed spectacularly.