Gamer Girls

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQlPlWilUV8

This is what she’s doing for her big Halloween episode.  This fucking piece of shit where she talks about “random” games (all of which she played on stream, for money).  

The last video like this was so bad that I deemed it not worth my time.  It was the only Erin Plays video in two years, or however long I’ve been doing this, that I decided not to watch.  Because the first video in this “series” was fucking horrendous.  Complete low effort garbage and the premise is totally dishonest.  These games aren’t “random”.  They’re all games that she played on stream, for money.  And then all she does is describe that one time that she played the game on stream, for money.  That’s fucking idiotic in the extreme.  Why would anybody want to watch this?

So this is her fucking Halloween episode.  This total fucking trash.  

I guess that I’m obligated to watch at least some of it.  If there’s not at least a “sexy” costume, I’m going to turn this shit off after no more than two minutes.

What?  What is she wearing?  What the fuck is this?

This is the least sexy thing I’ve ever seen in my life.  Is this even a costume?  I can’t tell.  I mean…who would wear something like this in their day to day life?  

Is it supposed to be like that girl from The Addams Family?  Let me check…no, I don’t think so.  So this is just something that Erin wears.  This is in Erin’s normal rotation of outfits.  

What the fuck is this?  In years past, she would wear “sexy” low-effort costumes for the entire month of October.  Last year, we only got one costume because she gained weight: chunky Strawberry Shortcake.  This year we get NOTHING.  Fucking school marm Erin, assuming that this is even a costume, which I don’t think that it is.

She would go on Twitch in “sexy” costumes”, she would make Youtube videos in “sexy” costumes.  THIS is what we get this year.  This weird top or dress with a bow on it.

0:00 – “So if you’re not familiar with this series, what I do is I have Mike over here, off-camera, and he’s going to give me 20 random game titles to talk about.  I don’t know what the list is so some of them I may not know.”

Fuck off.  This is risible.  They’re going to be games that she played on stream, for money.  One hundred percent.  And all she’s going to talk about is that one time that she played the game, on stream, for money.  That’s the only thing that she can talk about.

No.  I’m not doing this.  This is shit.  I’m watching the first one of these and it’s exactly as I said.  It’s a game that she played on stream, for money, and all she’s doing is telling you about that one time that she played the game.  What’s the fucking point?  This is idiotic.  Fuck Erin and fuck Mike and fuck anybody who watches this trash.

Now for the off-topic portion of the article, which is of limited appeal.  I didn’t post anything yesterday so apologies for that.  I had a Cal Ripken Jr-like streak going but then something came up and I couldn’t post.  

While I was away, I got near-record hits for that 24 hour period.  I thought that it was somebody just frantically refreshing the page wondering why I didn’t post yet but no.  Somebody advertised the blog on 4chan.

That explains the “sneed” comment in the previous article.  I saw that and I thought, “What the fuck?  Why are people leaving 4chan comments here?”  This is why.  It was somebody from 4chan.

This happened before with somebody linking to a particular article.  I don’t know what the actual post on 4chan was but it would appear that this time somebody just linked to the blog broadly as opposed to any particular article.  It seems odd to me.  Like somebody just said, “Check out the blog.  All of it is good.  Every article.”

Although, I suppose that guy on Reddit did the same thing.  

So I extend a warm welcome to all of the fine folk from 4chan.  “Sneed” and whatnot.  I think it’s an insult but I’m not 100% sure.  I looked it up and not even the internet knows.