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 https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1451375532596158468

Going to be adding New content to the Schlock and Awe Films channel soon. Got some new shorts in the works. And will be doing Production updates on projects among other stuff . So If you could give it a sub. Would be much appreciated

And then you go there and it’s all one and two minute videos with the woeful Crystal Quin.  

I don’t think that this is going to be a success, Newt.  I really don’t.  I don’t want to crush anyone’s dreams but…there is ZERO demand to see a 90 minute “film” of Crystal Quin in various fake commercials.  Because that’s what he’s doing.  That’s one of his projects.  

I asked in a recent article why Newt was making these fake commercials with Crystal.  This is why.  He’s going to compile them into a movie.  Are you fucking kidding?  There is no market for that.  

https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1450552215542845449

Someone beat me to it. Just another in long line of scripts I was excited about that will just rot on my desktop

And there’s a picture of some shark vampire movie.  This was his idea that he was so proud of.  A shark vampire movie.  So now he can’t do a shark vampire movie because somebody else has done such a movie.

This is shit that you come up with as a prepubescent child.  It is complete fucking shit.  

https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1450880885226680335

In therapy. start new job next week. rewriting a script. talking to people about doing a own show. offered to write something small. trying meditation. trying to untangle rats nest in my brain and be better to myself and my friends who deserve better than I have given

https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1450556263851515904

Best 2 scripts I have ever written are Planet Frankenstein and Florida Man saves Christmas. Both are too big to make. Sharkula and laZer dudeZ and Satan’s slumber party and such are all tiny budget. Cheesy an sleazy fun trash.

First of all, I’m glad that Newt got a new job so quickly and he shouldn’t be so down on himself on the plagiarism.  IF it was entirely Newt’s fault, and I don’t say that it was, it’s lazy and unprofessional but the whole thing was bizarre to begin with.  Write movie reviews for somebody else?  It’s ridiculous.

Anyway, these scripts all sound like shit.  Who is possibly watching movies like this?  

Here’s my idea: write something good.  Write a think piece that you can actually be proud of.  This monster shit is idiotic.  Anyone can do that.  

Let me think of some good ones.  The Mummy Versus The Wolfman but both monsters are female and have big tits.  Sex Doll Massacre – like Child’s Play but the doll is a sex doll with big tits.  Robot World Conquest – robots with big tits take over the world.  

It’s just so fucking stupid.  This is not going to be a success.  Has it been a success so far?  These fucking stupid, shitty movies?  Why do they do it?

Fucking Tony from Hack the Movies did this too.  He did that horrendous Mummy Cop.  Why?  What are they getting out of this?  Nobody paid for Mummy Cop.  Tony paid to have this made.  He lost money from doing this.  And what does he have to show for it?  A completely unwatchable shitty movie with zero production value and a script that a child could have written.

I know that shitty low budget monster movies get made.  Straight to streaming services or whatever.  But what’s the profit on this shit?  I can’t imagine anyone paying to see these movies.  I can’t imagine anyone watching them for free.  So how much is the fucking script writer getting paid?  A hundred bucks?  

It’s all just such a waste of time.  How has he not figured this out yet?  

Surely, people would pay for a good, original, innovative script.  

Or forget that.  Make your own movie.  Keep the budget in mind, make it simple, but write a good script.  Two people talking.  There’s your movie.  They’re saying interesting stuff.  My Dinner with Crystal Quin.  You discuss gas prices and what state you think the other diners are from.  There you go.  There’s the fucking movie.  Art house shit.

You don’t need monsters, you don’t need big tits, you don’t need shitty special effects.  Two people talking.  Make the fucking movie.

All that it requires is a good script.  I suppose that that’s where the difficulty comes in for Newt.  

You look at this shit that Screenwave have written…it’s all dog shit.  They don’t have it.  They don’t have the writing ability.  And most people don’t.  It’s nothing unique to Screenwave.

Two people talking.  That’s all you need.  There’s your movie.