https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA-0R_RLkoE
Two and a half hours. So much for carpal tunnel syndrome. Or even “hand overuse”.
1:00 – “Thank you very much to the viewer who gifted me this.”
Who was it? She doesn’t even know. That’s how little she thinks of these losers. And yet they continue to “gift” her games.
Erin complained about how Wario’s nose appears a lot in this game. I didn’t know what she was talking about but seeing it now, yeah…it’s disgusting. Why did they do this? It’s like a disembodied nose and the moustache is its legs.
1:45 – “This is so fast-paced. I forget how crazy it is.”
She said that she never played it before. But, once again, Erin has “forgotten” something about video games.
2:30 – “Eww. Look at his bellybutton. I don’t like bellybuttons.”
This is brutal. And earlier she mentioned that she didn’t like the lips of some character. It’s going to be this level of idiotic commentary for two and a half hours.
Then she edited something out…have to fucking check Twitch.
Well….Edward Bova says, “hi what’s up how are you doing hope The asthmatic juices are flowing well through the anal cavity today”
Ummm…I’ll just move on.
Actually, if you go to this guy’s Twitch profile, you get an idea of the type of person who goes to Erin’s streams. I’ll just say that. I won’t link to his profile but if you look it up, you’ll see what I mean.
Then Erin laughed and said, “Thank you Edward.” For what? Making some nonsensical comment about asthmatic juices and your anus?
Then Edward says, “hi what’s up how are you doing”. She already answered you, Edward. Why do you keep wanting replies? And you’re asking stupid questions. “How are you doing”? You think that she hasn’t heard that one a million times already?
I’ll bring this back to internet dating, because that’s basically what this is. It’s retards using this because they think that they’re going to get a date out of this shit.
Don’t ever say, “How are you doing?” as a message. Unless you’re a young Brad Pitt, you won’t get a reply. It’s brainless. Think of something else to say. Look at her fucking profile and think of something to say.
Then Sergio says, “How are you?”
See? This is what I’m saying. Sergio is at least as big of an idiot as Edward is. You’re not going to get a fucking date out of this. It’s impossible. And certainly not with chat like this. It’s boring as fuck. You have to be different. You have to be interesting. And even if you’re different and interesting, it’s not happening. She’s with the love of her life, Mike Matei. She’s not going to leave him for some retard on Twitch.
I was going to say that you also have to look at the logistics. Does Erin even live close to you? But that’s not really an issue for Erin, is it? She moved across the country to live with Mike.
Get a huge following to your channel. Then MAYBE Erin will go out with you. Once you start doing better than Mike, you have a chance. That’s what Joe from Gamesack is betting on.
Then Edward says, “It makes sense if you watch Aaron’s latest video about TurboGrafx 16 anal cavity and her asthmatic juices We’re acting up in front of Mike”
Oh. I’m sorry that I skipped that one. But it seems like I’m not the only one. That video got HORRIBLE view numbers. So hopefully she’s done with that lazy as fuck 30 second “review” experiment.
Somebody asks Erin what she wants for her birthday. To her credit, she didn’t engage with this. She said that she’s not thinking about her birthday. The horntard obviously wanted to get her something.
So Erin cut all of that out. Why? She said in a recent video that streaming on Twitch isn’t about the gameplay, it’s about talking to the horntards. So then she edits out all of the talking to the honrtards.
3:45 – Erin didn’t know what she was doing. She says that she “forgot” that you can’t use the d-pad. Uh huh. “Forgot” again.
4:15 – “Am I going to do it two player? Oh, like with Mike? Yeah, probably eventually.”
On stream, for money. Why doesn’t she ever play games with the horntards? This seems a natural. Does anyone do this? It seems like it was be hugely popular.
4:30 – Then Sophie says that it’s her birthday. She’s hoping for gifts from the horntards. It’s probably not even a woman. I assume that it’s a guy in a dress.
5:30 – “Thank you so much Mike Matei Live for gifting five subs.”
How pathetic is this?
“Thank you, Mike. You didn’t have to do that.”
Of course he did. This is the agreement. You’re not doing all of that buttsex for free, are you?
6:45 – “Dr Wario is creepy looking. I wouldn’t trust him.”
Maybe she can go to Dr Wario for her carpal tunnel syndrome.
7:45 – Erin claims that she might play some Castlevania game “On her own” but she’ll “Probably stream it.”
I’m leaning towards the latter.
10:45 – “I remember her from one of the last games I played. She’s so cute.”
Great commentary, Erin.
11:30 – “The little glitch bugs are cute.”
Great commentary, Erin.
12:30 – “I wish I had fountains in front of my house.”
Well, getting a job would be a start. But, of course, even then it’s unlikely that somebody just working for a living would be able to afford a property that had fountains. So what gold-digging Erin is really saying is that she wished that she found a guy rich enough to have fountains in front of his house. But all she could manage was Mike Matei.
“This is so like…it’s cute.”
Great commentary, Erin.
Is she even trying with this? She must know that it’s bad. Why does anyone even watch this shit?
12:45 – Mike says, “I’ll install a fountain.”
Erin replies, “Awesome. I want one that looks like it’s from a mall in the 80s”.
Pathetic on so many levels.
Mike has a reasonable amount of money. And he’s blowing it on ERIN. And Erin isn’t even grateful. She wants more. She wants a richer sugar daddy. And Mike knows it.
I used to get these sugar babies once in a while on Tinder. They were almost always under 25. There might be a fat 18 or 19 year old but any older than that, they were usually attractive.
I never went in for any that shit because I’m not a complete loser. But this is the market. If you’re paying women to go out with you, they’re going to be young and/or attractive. Erin is neither.
If some 35 year old average looking woman messaged me saying, “I like to be spoiled”, or some other sugarbaby codeword, they would be out of their fucking mind. I’m not paying a 35 year old average looking woman to go out with me.
But this is exactly what Mike is doing. He’s an idiot. She’s making a complete fool out of him. What is even the appeal? She’s dumb as fuck, she’s boring, and she doesn’t know anything about anything.
Is it just the buttsex? Is Erin’s anus somehow better than the average anus? It would have to be remarkably better than average for any sensible person to put up with this. She’s a complete parasite. I could not stand ten fucking minutes of her banal conversations about Britney Spears. I have the luxury of turning this shit off when I’m sick of her. Mike has to live with her 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
And he’s PAYING for the privilege. He talks about buying her cars and fountains. He presumably has bought a car for her. He pays for her many trips to California.
Erin would have to pay me. I am not listening to these constant lies about carpal tunnel syndrome and so forth unless I’m getting paid. I am not dealing with boring as fuck stories about Disney actors for free. I am not having sex with that chubby, flat-chested woman for my own enjoyment. I need to get paid.
It’s just complete madness. Why on earth is Mike paying for this? Why does Joe from Gamesack WISH that he could pay for this? Do these guys not know any other women? What the fuck is the appeal? She’s a total zero across the board. Personality, intelligence, appearance…zero, zero, zero.