https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF0Hwmmgovo&t=727s
Here’s part 1:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/09/chill-n-chatty-turbografx-16-variety.html
Let’s get right to it.
12:15 – She stumbles through the description for Night Creatures and then says, “This sounds familiar.” Oh, do tell. You’re a big Night Creatures fan, Erin? If that’s the case, why didn’t you mention it when TWO people asked for your favourite Turbo Grafx/PC Engine games?
So she starts playing Night Creatures. This is so stupid. The idea was to look through a magazine and find interesting games to play. But the reality is that she stopped at the first ad that she found is just choosing the first games in that ad that she sees. This is fucking ridiculous. Zero effort as usual from Erin.
12:30 – She’s reading from the chat, “We’ll all be in a senior home playing Wii Bowling? Well, that would be nice. Wii Bowling is great.”
How so, Erin? This is all that she ever says. “That’s cool”, “That’s great”, “That’s rad”, whatever. She doesn’t know anything so all that she can say is generic bullshit. She has no idea what Wii Bowling is. She’s never played it before.
Then she smiles nervously, desperately thinking of something else to say, and she comes up with, “I like Wii Sports.”
She played it ONCE. On stream, for money. So this is the only thing that she can say. She doesn’t remember anything about the game, this game that she played one time in her life. Briefly.
13:45 – She starts the game. “Oh…this is kind of goofy. I feel like I’ve tried this out before.”
If it happened, it was briefly, on stream, for money. Why doesn’t she ever say this?
This game is remarkably bad, by the way. And she’s remarkably bad at it.
14:00 – “So I don’t know if, like, getting those little magic things help.”
They give you health. I’m not a Night Creatures expert by any means. I’ve never played the game and I’ve never even seen it before. But I know that they give you health because I CAN FUCKING LOOK AT THE GAME AS SHE’S PLAYING IT AND SEE THIS. She’s a fucking moron. She doesn’t know that you’re supposed to check things like where your health bar is when you play a game.
15:30 – “Maybe I’m finding material right now for Halloween videos.”
All “research” that she does for her shitty Youtube videos is always on stream, for money. She’s going to take this exact footage that she’s doing for Twitch and use it in some shitty, zero effort Youtube video.
16:00 – “Oh my god. Look at these monsters. I’m like very — there’s too much to comment on.”
Eugh. Let’s move on.
16:45 – “That looks like the owl from like the Psychosis or whatever.”
Unbelievable. She’s making a reference to something that she saw a few minutes earlier. It’s a well known logo and a well known company but she’s never seen it before. And she still doesn’t know what the actual name of the company is.
17:00 – “Hey, Lord Awesome. Yeah, I’ve had really bad, uh…carpal tunnel issues so I haven’t streamed in a while but thanks for stopping by.”
I can’t wait to see that diagnosis. I want an actual note from the doctor like you would have to provide at school. Or maybe she’ll have the surgery and she’ll be able to show some kind of scar or something. Give us some proof.
17:45 – She dies and doesn’t know why. She’s still not looking at the health bar. The health bar clearly shows that her health was going down and when it went all the way down, she died. This should not be surprising.
“Thank you so much Games & Movies for subscribing at tier 2 for 13 months.”
This is that guy who goes to Disneyland or whatever and has a bunch of videos of him hugging the costumed actors. And like the only thing that he writes in the comments on Youtube videos and whatever is “HUGS!” He’s the most retarded person I’m aware of who goes to Erin’s streams. I’m not saying this as an insult. He’s legitimately mentally retarded. Extremely so. He’s a very low functioning person.
And Erin takes money from this guy. How much is a tier 2 subscription? Let me look this up.
Ten dollars. Tier 1 is five dollars. Most people give tier 1. They’re giving five dollars a month, every month, to this boring fraudster Erin every fucking month. And they’re retarded.
Where is this guy getting the ten dollars every month? This isn’t a Super Geoff situation. Super Geoff is retarded but not to the extent that he can’t work. Super Geoff has a job. But Games & Movies is so low functioning that he’s incapable of working or even taking care of his basic needs. Where is the money coming from?
It’s either his parents giving him money or he’s getting money from the government because he’s disabled. And Erin is happily taking this money. From retards.
18:45 – “You’re on the West Coast so you’re having a bagel and cream cheese? Well, that sounds great, RJ.”
Why does she never talk to the horntards AT ALL? All she can say is “That’s cool” or “That’s great” and the like.
Talk about bagels, Erin. Have you ever had a bagel before? Do you like bagels? Is there something similar to bagels that you prefer? Toast, for example? Muffins? Bread? Can you just make some sort of conversation to entertain the horntards even a little bit?
I used to get crumpets. I wanted to see what they were. They’re supposed to be like the ironically named English muffins. I don’t even know if they sell English muffins in England. But while an English muffin is a thin, hard, easily burned slice of bread, a crumpet is a thick, soft, type of bread and only the bottom should be a bit crispy. Both English muffins and crumpets have a similar structure with the holes in the bread to absorb whatever jelly you’re using but the crumpet is just a vastly superior culinary experience. I would just cook them on my George Foreman grill, on the griddle section.
Erin could have said something like that. Just use what the horntard is talking about as a catalyst for your own story. It doesn’t have to be directly related to what they’re saying. You don’t have to say, “I never ate a bagel before”, for example. You can talk about whatever the fuck you want. But give us SOMETHING.
Talk about the fucking giant pretzels on “The East Coast” (Pennsylvania and surrounding area only, actually). Do you like the giant pretzels, Erin? Have you had one? They’re kind of like bagels, right? Similar texture. They’re both types of bread. So it’s somewhat related to the topic. What’s your favourite type of pretzel? Or favourite dip? What’s your favourite giant pretzel shop?
No. “That’s great”. And then back to more shitty gameplay of a game that she’s never played before and will never play again.
She’s a charisma black hole.
20:00 – Then she writes the name of this game in her notebook so that she can do a shitty Halloween Youtube video on this. This game that she never played before and is really, really bad at. This game that’s clearly a giant piece of shit.
Then she edits something out but I can’t be bothered to check what it was.
She goes back to her ad. “Gunboat? What the hell is Gunboat?”
You tell us, Erin. You “really like” the PC Engine. Remember Gunboat for the PC Engine?
20:45 – Some horntard asks about Rainbow Brite games and Erin tells us all about the Rainbow Brite little tabletop arcade game that she played for a Youtube video.
21:15 – “There’s not a Jem and the Holograms game either, which is bullshit.”
She doesn’t know anything about Jem. The show was cancelled before she was born. She said that she never saw the movie from “the 90s”. I have no doubt that she’s never seen the cartoon either.
“Or Princess Gwenevere and the Jewel Riders.”
Hey guys! Remember Princess Gwenevere and the Jewel Riders?
No, Erin. I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Oh. A cartoon from 1995. Maybe she actually saw this one.
But why would there be a game of any of this shit anyway? Very few cartoons got a video game. And Jem was only on for two years. What about Jem lends itself to a video game? You’re going to make a game about being in a band? Like what? Guitar Hero? The technology wasn’t available in the 1980s.
21:45 – “Rainbow Brite is like badass. And it was so popular like back in 83. I wasn’t alive yet but I mean like they would always like uhh…advertise it with He-Man and stuff and like…it’s just like where’s the nostalgia?”
It was a character made to sell greeting cards but I’m sure that people who had the dolls or whatever have fond memories of the character. But they’re not necessarily going on Youtube and making videos about this shit because…why would they? These are adults. They have jobs, they have families, they have lives. They’ve moved on.
23:45 – Then she decides to play Gunboat. But that’s a boring as fuck story for another day.