https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NhdCGd2MIw
(I wrote this over two months ago so there might be some dated stuff here. But also, Tony from Hack the Movies is “premiering” the video with Erin and Crystal. And even in the two minute “teaser”, Erin is awkward as fuck and totally devoid of charisma. Holy shit. This is going to be great. So I’ll probably do a review of that and publish it…probably 31 July.)
For those of you who weren’t already bored of her first attempt at this game. As detailed here:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/05/warioware-mega-microgames-erin-plays.html
She’s playing it again. On stream, for money, of course. She must be “addicted” to this game. She’s playing it TWICE!
She edits out a bunch of failed attempts at the game. What’s the point? Does she even have good attempts at the game?
0:30 – “So I tried regular Monster for the first time ever today.”
Hey guys! Remember Monster?
Is that how people describe it? Because it took me a second to figure out what she’s talking about. I’m thinking that people say “Monster energy drink” but that’s too long of a name. So maybe she’s right. Maybe people just know what “Monster” is.
I had it two or three times. The first time was from, whatever, a little drug store/pharmacy/chemist. I don’t know if it was Monster or some other brand. I think it was like honey flavour. Something weird like that. I seem to remember a picture of a bee or a honeycomb on the can. I got either one or two cans. It tasted like shit.
The second time was at a train station in some small town. I had a lot of time to kill. It was the normal Monster energy drink, the green one. I don’t know how I know it was green. I’m talking about the liquid. Maybe the can was green too. Anyway, it tasted like shit.
But yeah, Erin is all about “Monster”. She drinks it all the time. It’s the only way she can stay awake through these boring as fuck streams. She doesn’t want to sit there playing games and talking to retards. Who would, frankly. But Erin is doubly disinterested because she’s not interested in video games.
I don’t want to fucking watch Erin playing this game so I’m just going to talk more about beverages. If you were hoping for a detailed breakdown of Erin playing this shit game AGAIN, I’m sorry to disappoint. Let’s just assume that she’s really bad at the game and talked about the colours and how cute things are.
But yeah, energy drinks and coffee, I don’t drink that shit. I had one coffee in my life. It tasted like shit.
You see what it does to people. They’re addicted to it. They need it to function. Why would anybody want that?
Even if it was healthy, which of course it isn’t, I don’t want to have to drink an expensive beverage several times a day.
Then there’s the fact that it stains your teeth, gives you coffee breath, increases your risk for heart attacks. What about this is appealing? And it tastes like shit.
People can’t go one day without it. They need it to wake up, they need it in the afternoon, they need it in the evening. The appeal is totally foreign to me.
Alcohol, similar thing. It tastes like shit and people can get addicted to it. Although, nowhere near the levels of coffee addiction. There are no social coffee drinkers. If you’re drinking coffee, you’re drinking it every day. At lest with alcohol you get drunk. I sort of see the appeal of that, especially socially.
Carbonated beverages, also similar. I think that addiction rate here is fairly low but people drink it every day just out of habit, I think. That’s what’s in the refrigerator so that’s what they drink.
Personally, I drink water. If I’m feeling adventurous, I’ll drink some milk or juice. Am I missing out on life by not enjoying the rich tapestry of beverages? I don’t think so. And I have no trouble waking up, I have no trouble functioning throughout the day, and I’m not spending £10/day on this bullshit.
Anyway, Erin didn’t like the regular Monster. She did online grocery shopping and they substituted her normal flavour for the regular flavour. She “forgot” that the original flavour existed. Whatever that means.
But yeah. Online shopping. God forbid you get out of your home and get even the tiniest bit of exercise. Are they worried about covid over at the Matei household ala Jimmy Rolfe or are they just lazy bastards? I don’t know.
1:15 – They’re talking about some rhythm game in the chat. “Do you remember the commercial with Beyonce in it?”
No. Do you have anything to actually say about the commercial? Of course she doesn’t.
3:15 – Then she puts a “hilarious”, “Much, much, much later” graphic on screen to show that she edited the footage.
Hey guys! Remember Spongebob Squarepants?
I guess so. I was too old for the show but I happened to catch a few episodes.
4:15 – “I want to play the Virtual Boy. I’ve never played it.”
Don’t bother. It makes for poor streaming.
4:30 – Erin talks about how she’s “nostalgic” for Disney.
Hey guys! Remember Disney?
Yes, Erin. I remember Disney. But I never went to the theme parks and I have no interest in that.
5:15 – “I’ve never been to Six Flags. I don’t like rollercoasters.”
Hey guys! Remember Six Flags? It’s like Disneyland but ghetto and Bugs Bunny and other Warner Bros characters instead of Mickey Mouse and whatnot.
I wonder if Games & Movies ever went there. All of his videos are about hugging characters in Disneyland. Would he not accept hugging Warner Bros characters? Does Six Flags even have characters walking around in costume? Let me look this up.
According to Reddit, they do, at least as of 2015. Maybe it varies by park.
Oh, I found a job listing for the Six Flags in Arlington, Texas for costumed characters. It pays $12.50. Let the good times roll. Who the fuck would go in that boiling hot costume, in Texas, for $12.50/hour? And you have fucking retards and/or perverts constantly grabbing on you.
8:30 – Erin is talking about the monorail at Disney and somebody in the chat makes the “Mono means one, rail means rail” Simpsons joke. Erin doesn’t get the reference. So she says, “Yeah, it’s just a one little track thing and it’s cool.”
9:00 – “Ha! “And rail means rail.”
Big Simpsons fan. Never saw this episode.
Also, stars Leonard Nimoy, of course. And we know what a big Star Trek fan Erin is. How did she miss this episode?
9:15 – “This is like NES Remix? Yeah, kind of. I forgot about NES Remix.”
She “always” forgets about NES Remix. It’s so fucking stupid. It doesn’t even make sense. How can you “forget” about a game, after having been reminded of it? You’re either familiar with the game or you’re not. In this case, Erin is not.
11:30 – She’s playing a game based on…Bank Panic? Something. And she shoots the guy, his pants fall down, and she says, “Haha. Your pants are down.”
Same with Games & Movies. “Come on, Lennie. Finish up and then we have to work on your alphabet puzzle.”
12:00 – “This game is kicking my ass. I don’t know. I don’t know what to do. I’m just going to keep trying.”
Not me, Erin. You can continue to entertain the horny retards but I’m going to go do something more worthwhile with my time.