https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hFne96df9U
0:00 – “Hello, beautiful peeps.”
People who do this are really patronising, hold very high opinions of themselves, and have a bizarre obsession with physical appearance. This applies perfectly to Zap.
They got a plane from Texas to South Carolina and there was a stop in Atlanta. Really? There aren’t any direct flights? Let me look this up.
No, there are definitely direct flights. I’m searching for Houston to Greenville, South Carolina. I don’t know where in Texas they departed. I’m thinking that they just wanted to save some money by getting the cheaper flight that has a stop. I’d pay the bit extra not to have to spend any time in Atlanta but whatever. She’s obviously not making much money from Youtube.
It’s like a $60 difference between the cost of a direct flight and a flight with a layover. $310 versus $245. That’s a pretty big difference, I guess. I think that I would just pay the extra not to have to bother with the layover and having to go through security again and racing through the airport and issues with bags and being in Atlanta for any period of time but whatever.
1:00 – “Hopefully, I’ll see ya’ll lovely, beautiful peeps.”
It’s so off-putting. On so many levels. The Southern “ya’ll”. The Ebonics. The vanity. It’s great. This woman has it all.
1:15 – Upon arrival at historic Greenville, they stopped at an establishment called Rocky’s Hot Chicken Shack. Or “Chack” as she pronounced it.
Then there’s a picture of her with John Riggs. What a sick fuck he is. THE WOMAN IS MARRIED, JOHN. SO ARE YOU. GO TAKE CARE OF YOUR FAMILY.
By the way, did you know that John Riggs has a weird tribal tattoo on his leg? I didn’t know this and I don’t want to know this but here was have a picture of fat ass John Riggs wearing shorts and showing off his shaved legs.
2:00 – She’s talking about how her and her husband have a panel at “SEGE” (which she pronounced as a word”. “It’s going to be pretty (Ebonics)”.
What the fuck is she even saying? Here’s my advice on how to get more popular on Youtube: SPEAK SO THAT PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE SAYING. I’m not putting this “Ebonics” stuff in as a joke. I genuinely don’t know what she’s saying.
“This is a great place to visit whenever you decide to visit South Carolina.”
Ha. Yeah. I’ll put it on my to do list if I ever find myself in South Carolina.
Maybe I shouldn’t write off the whole of the South. But I’ve never been. And I’ve never had any desire to go.
I’m trying to think…have I ever even known anybody from the South? I mean the deep South. I…don’t think so.
Hollywood depictions are never favourable. Smokey and the Bandit. Every Which Way But Loose. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. It’s always depicted as a place full of inbred, racist, Jesus nuts. Is this accurate or are the Jewish Hollywood producers conspiring to portray a negative image of the South?
I used to watch a “Youtuber” who did metal detecting videos. He’d go down the “crick” with his metal detector. It was interesting. He would find some garbage. But it was nice scenery and whatnot. Relaxing videos.
Then he suddenly found Jesus and started inserting bible verses into his videos. That’s around the time when I stopped watching. If this guy is high on Jesus, that’s cool, but what does it have to do with metal detecting?
There’s Adam the Woo, of course. That Jesus nut from the South.
Plus, there’s the weather. I don’t like hot weather.
I mean…it might be interesting. Could be an adventure to live there for a year or two. See how you like it.
More people should do this. Just up and move. You get some stories out of it. Opportunities arise. Who knows what can happen? Maybe you’ll meet some hot chick like Zap over here.
2:30 – Brutal “interview” of the guy who “owns” the convention. She very patronisingly calls him “buddy”.
Could her shorts be any shorter? I don’t want to see this. This is the fattest “sex symbol” I’ve ever seen.
3:30 – A couple of fat lesbians doing cosplay. And then more footage of John Riggs…
Shout-out to Kenny James. “Ya’ll” know Kenny James, right? The voice of Bowser? I don’t really play the games. Does Bowser ever have any lines? I can only think of him laughing and maybe roaring in the Nintendo 64 Mario Party games.
Well, whatever. He’ll be signing autographs.
4:15 – Zap starts saying “cringey” shit and this guy LITERALLY cringes. It’s fucking hilarious.
4:30 – “I started game hunting over here really early thanks to my man over here. What’s your name?”
More patronising bullshit. Zap. Nobody gives two fucks about you. You’re not some hot chick. You’re not some superstar. You’re a fat, ugly, Puerto Rican woman. That’s fine. Nobody cares about that. It only becomes an issue when you try to put other people down. You’re a total nobody.
If she had a nice personality, nobody would care about her appearance. But she’s awful. She’s an awful, horrible person.
“Look what I got. Look what I got here, guys.”
You mean three chins? Cool. Maybe start eating less and exercising more.
And she says “ya’ll” constantly. Is that what people in the South do? That would be reason number ten billion why I’m not interested in going.
5:00 – Finally, the big interview with…Kenny James? And she calls herself “Dab Crystal.” She can’t even pronounce her own fucking made up name. Why didn’t she just call herself Dab Crystal if she knew that she was unable to pronounce “Zap”?
This guy does not want to be here. The indignity of all of this. He’s cringing too. She’s a highly cringeworthy person.
6:15 – “Hello, beautiful peeps. How ya’ll doing.”
She just said this randomly as she was walking. She said this to random people. Like anybody knows who the fuck she is or wants to interact with her in any way.
And that “interview” was…I didn’t even realise that it was an interview until she described it as such just now. She didn’t ask him ANYTHING as far as I recall. She just made some “cringey” comments and the guy looked uncomfortable as hell.
6:30 – “Look who I have right here. Johnny (Ebonics)”.
Why does she do this? Can she really not speak? Maybe she can’t. She can’t even pronounce her own name.
So we were introduced to Johnny Ebonics, he said, “Hello” or “Wazzup” or “Hey diddle diddle” or whatever and then that was it. Who the fuck is Johnny Ebonics? Why didn’t you stop to talk to him?
It was the same with that vendor who she spoke to. She was all up in his ass, in a patronising way, and then she just walked off without saying goodbye and he awkwardly sat down when he realised that she was done.
7:45 – Another awkward as fuck interview. That guy is looking around for the nearest exit. His fight or flight instincts are kicking in. He wants no part of this whatsoever. This is the same look that EVERYONE who Zap “interviews” has.
She doesn’t even introduce who this guy is or what his role is. I have no idea what this guy is talking about or who he is.
8:15 – She can’t pronounce “tomorrow”.
She keeps hyping this convention but…why? She’s a guest speaker. Isn’t she? Not a promoter. And she’s releasing this video LONG after the show is over.
9:45 – She’s showing other people at this convention. I don’t know if they’re vendors or speakers or the general public or what. But they’re overwhelmingly obese.
It puts things into perspective. Compared to these guys, Zap is almost slim.
This is something you see a lot with the gamer grrl scene. It seems to attract average (at best) looking women and it’s not hard to figure out why this is. They get constant praise for how hot they are from these fucking 300 pound guys and/or the mentally retarded.
So you take some woman who doesn’t get much attention from guys in the “normal” world, she starts playing video games (on stream, for money), and suddenly all of these guys are talking about how hot she is and how they want to have sex with her. It’s an ego boost. And these women either don’t know or don’t care that the people saying this stuff are all a bunch of losers.
10:45 – Footage of Zap with JLuv81. I notice that the other two women who were on that panel want absolutely nothing to do with Zap.
11:00 –
Zap: There’s something that everyone wants you to do with me.
JLuv: Okay?
Zap: Do you know what that is?
And…it was…slapping…slapping her face. THIS is what “everyone” wanted to see? Do you mean your 2000 subscribers, the 200 people who have watched this video, or the 20 people who left comments?
Why was this hyped? This is dogshit.
No, I’m done. This is brutal.
So JOHN RIGGS leaves a message. He’s still dreaming about going back to Rocky’s. Uh huh. And spending time with other men’s fat wives? Your own fat wife isn’t good enough for you, John?