https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKm9Ib3rrQc
0:00 – Jump scare.
I must have used this half-joke about Pelvic Gamer a dozen times but it’s particularly apt this time. What the fuck is she thinking? I don’t want to see an extreme close up of ANYONE’S face.
This woman was a “model” or an “actress” or something. THIS woman. It goes to show that any woman can do this and it also illustrates that through doing such work, it warps your perspective of reality.
You can see this with Horseface McGee too. BIG TIME with her. Somebody pays you to take some candid photography and then suddenly you think that you’re some hot chick who everybody wants to have sex with. No. ANY woman can do this. And you’re proof of this.
Then Pelvic Gamer yelps for some reason. I don’t know. Female “comedy”, I guess.
She wasn’t going to play the game because she hates Toad but then she shouts out some horntard who “gifted” her the game last year. It’s pathetic. Get a job, Pelvic Gamer. Stop taking gifts from the mentally retarded.
3:15 – She makes a “69” joke. Oh god. Don’t make me think about Pelvic Gamer doing any sexual stuff.
So yeah. She reviewed the game. It was boring.
I don’t get these videos. The game was released years ago. What’s the point of reviewing a game that came out years ago? Nobody is thinking of buying it. The only way such a review could work is if it was funny or in some way entertaining. But Pelvic Gamer is neither funny nor entertaining.
– “Only seen two seconds. Best review and best opening ever.”
It’s fucking disgusting. I was going to take a screenshot of this opening but I thought that it would be in poor taste and it would drive people off.
Let’s check out her Twitter. Oh. She likes video games. That’s all that she ever writes about. Get a personality.
What about her new “collab” channel with what’s his name PeanutButterGamer. Ha. That should be Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining’s name. Too bad that it’s taken.
https://www.youtube.com/c/NormalBoots/videos
Oh…like 15 videos of some giant nerds playing Minecraft. Yeah, I’ll put that shit on my to do list.
Pelvic Gamer hasn’t been interesting since she did that vile video where she put a toddler’s train costume on and pretended that she had a giant phallus. How long ago was that? Let me check the archives.
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/05/review-legend-of-zelda-spirit-tracks.html
May of 2020. She hasn’t been remotely interesting in over a year. Is it time to take her down from Mount GamerGrrls? But then who would replace her? Maybe TheGebs24? She’s fucking brutal to listen to. And does she even say anything worth writing about? Let me check some recent videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_GhMOO2KY0
Well, she’s not a looker and yet she always does her best to try to pull in the horntards by showing her legs and whatnot. I can work with that. Plus, she’s a lesbian so there’s that angle. She’s doing this shit to pull in the horntards despite the fact that she’s a lesbian. And in a relationship. With a 300 pound American woman.
She also seems to do videos NOT about video games from time to time. I appreciate that.
Plus, she’s British. I think. She lives in England anyway. So there would be some diversity in that sense. Everyone else I cover is American or Canadian.
Yeah. Maybe. I’ll try it out.
Super Retro Gal was great but she doesn’t upload nearly regularly enough.
There’s also Sunpi but she’s absolutely unwatchable.
Crystal Quin, at least through Tony from Hack the Movies is an option but I swore her off. But I did happen to skim a recent Talking About Tapes that she was in, along with Newt, and I don’t think that either one of them made a single sexual comment. So if they took my advice, good for them. But I’m still not reviewing that shit.
But yeah, I’ll try TheGebs out and if it works, I’ll perhaps drop Pelvic Gamer.