https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzyLawx70vw
Whoa! Did my pants suddenly get tighter? What’s going on here?
No, that’s just newly-single Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining getting her melons out for the boys. She’s out there now. She has to advertise.
If you’re just here to jerk off, as we all are, here are the exact times where Pam and her two friends appear:
1:54
4:15
7:13
8:46
10:47
6:00 – Shoot oot to super gamer grrl Erin Plays for dishing the top strats to this game! She even links to the video. Not that anybody ever clicks those.
So yeah. Pam reviews the game. What can I say? Boring as ever.
But we never get a proper look at the goods like the thumbnail promises. You just see some cleavage.
I don’t know what can really help Pam. Maybe if she does the videos topless? But Youtube wouldn’t allow that.
Maybe in a bikini? I mean, that would be novel, right? Nobody is doing that to my knowledge. I wonder why not. It seems a natural.
Maybe topless OnlyFans videos? There’s another obvious idea that I don’t think anyone is doing. Madam Fomo and what’s her name, that fat crazy chick, they’re on OnlyFans but as far as I know, they aren’t doing game reviews there. Why not?
Here’s a sure fire way to make money: you review the game like normal on Youtube. Then you record a second review, same review, same game footage, same script, but topless. And you write in the description of every video, “If you’d like to see a topless version of this review, please go to my OnlyFans.”
That’s genius. Why is nobody doing this?
It wouldn’t even take that much longer to do. This Castlevania video is pretty typical for how these gamer grrls make videos. They narrate over game footage and there are sections where they’re talking on camera interspliced into the video. It’s only these portions where the woman appears on screen that they’d have to record separate topless footage of. It would take like ten fucking minutes at the most. Then you just swap out the footage.
It’s like PushingUpRoses releasing a video on Youtube without commentary and then telling you to go to her Patreon for a version of the video with commentary. Now, obviously nobody wants to see PushingUpRoses topless but it’s a similar idea, just cranked up. It would be a license to print money.
What else? Pam. Boring. Tits. I think that I covered everything that I wanted to talk about.
Oh, no. There’s also this tweet from Erin:
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1381700504242249732
She’s advertising Pam’s video. Some of that delicious circle jerk promotion. Mutual masturbation.
Speaking of which, there’s another million dollar idea: gamer grrl “collab” videos on OnlyFans. I’ll leave this one to your imagination.
Off topic, but I’ll put this here. Here’s another tweet from Erin:
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1381795830911397888
She’s promoting Mike’s recent appearance on the latest Talking about Tapes with Tony from Hack the Movies.
I watched it and it was…just bad. Mike was an asshole and didn’t add anything to the discussion. And everybody was laughing at random intervals but nothing being said struck me as funny.
Yeah, here are a couple of comments that sum up my view:
– “I like Mike on his own, but don’t invite people who purposefully tries to derail and disrupt. Wasted time”
– “Mike is a funny dude, but I feel like this ‘review’ became more about the fact Mike is there than actually talking about the movie”