Scaling Mountains In The Climb 2 (With my sister) – Bobdunga

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4bUORGen2Y

Another advertisement for Oculus Rift.  I thought that she was done with these.  She already did four of these commercials and her last one was two months ago.  Oculus must just own Bobdunga outright now.  She was purchased for a $299 piece of hardware.

It’s her sister playing this game.  And Bobdunga is REALLY promoting this game as well.  Did the makers of this game also pay for a commercial?  Why else would she shill this hard for them?

I watched two minutes of this.  It was just this girl playing the game, mostly in silence.  The game looked like shit and she just seemed confused.  It did not look fun at all. 

Here are the problems with advertising VR games:

1.  The games all look like shit
2.  The games are all simplistic
3.  You look like a complete jackass while playing them

Maybe the games are cool when you’re actually playing them.  That’s what people say.  I don’t know.  But you clearly can not appreciate them when you’re not wearing the headset.

And the target market for this shit is nerds.  Do nerds want to look even nerdier?  You have to be a fully committed nerd in order to get any VR shit.  Any borderline nerd is going to shy away from this shit because it’s a huge commitment.  If you buy any VR shit, you’re announcing to the world, “I wish to be alone forever.”

It reminds me of a documentary I saw where a guy had a bunch of high end sex dolls.  They cost over $1000 each and he would buy clothes for them and shit like this.  He had like six of them.  It was a middle aged guy.

So he got a new girlfriend.  He invites the girlfriend over to his place to look at his collection.  She humours him because she’s being filmed but she’s clearly mortified.  He has the dolls all nicely arranged.  They’re posing in lingerie and whatnot.  Needless to say, he never heard from her again.

It’s the same with VR.  If you buy this shit, forget it.  You’re never going on a date again.

Same with any number of nerdy hobbies.  Pat “Contri” told a story about bringing a woman to his apartment, she saw the shelf upon shelf of video games, and she made her excuses and left.  He never heard from her again.

Pokemon, same thing.  If your home is full of Pokemon shit, forget about ever being in a relationship with a woman.  

“Well, I’m going to find a nerdy woman who shares my passion for nerdy shit.”

Good luck.  First of all, there aren’t many such women out there.  The ratio of hardcore male nerds to hardcore female nerds must be something in the order of 100:1.  At least.  

Secondly, why would you even want these women?  They’re nerds.  Wouldn’t you prefer a non-nerd?  

Finally, why would these women want you?  You’re looking at a 100:1 ratio.  What makes you better than the other 99% of the nerd men out there?  And that’s just nerds.  Why would these women even want to go out with a nerd?  Just because they’re a nerd doesn’t mean they have to find another nerd.

“I’m going to be myself and if people don’t like that, to hell with them.”

It’s not going to work.  You don’t have to completely make shit up, although that helps.  Just don’t mention the Pokemon collection.  At least not on the first date.  And if she ever comes to your place, hide that shit.  You’re trying to make a good impression here.  Then MAYBE, after you’ve gone out for a while, you can drop hints that you’re a giant nerd.  Maybe.  I don’t recommend it.  I say wait until you’re married and have at least two children before you mention the Pokemon collection.  By then, she’s too invested.  

Fucking VR.  This is never going to take off.  I put this alongside 3d television and the Segway.  It’s a fad for lonely nerds that will never reach mainstream popularity.  Who the fuck wants to flail their arms around in some stupid game where your character has his feet nailed to the ground?  What’s the most popular VR game?  Let me look this up.

Beat Saber.  That’s a shitty rhythm game.  

Star Trek: Bridge Crew.  Super nerdy shit where your character doesn’t move.

Half-Life: Alyx.  Rail shooter, I think.  

It’s trash.  I don’t want to play any of this.  And two of these games are from three or four years ago.  It’s not happening.

Anyway, let’s check out the comments.

– “Just a reminder, this is the 5th and final video sponsored by Oculus! Tomorrow, the documentary I’ve been working on will be available for Patrons! The video goes live on the channel Tuesday”

That was from Bobdunga.  Oh.  So hopefully she’s out of this indentured servitude now.

That’s it.  Let’s peruse her Twitter.  Maybe she talked about being “gaslighted” by that guy again.

https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1373782441731710978

also, stop making threads of “unproblematic yoututbers you should watch” unfortunately, from experience, most of them have a lot of skeletons that have yet to come out. how about just stop idolizing people you dont really know?

She’s talking about that guy again.  It’s deplorable.  She’s mentally ill but that’s not an excuse.  She has control over her actions.  She can stop posting this shit.

https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1373736225216020485

the last sponsored Oculus video is dropping tonight im pretty sure, i honestly cant thank them enough for the opportunity to work together 🙁 <3 its also helped tremendously in funding stuff for the documentary

Wait…so they paid her as well?  I just thought that they gave her the equipment.  

How much could they have possibly paid her?  These videos got very few views.  Who the fuck wants to watch FIVE videos on this shit?  And most of them were like 15 minutes long.  This last one was only seven minutes.  Nobody is watching this.  And certainly nobody is buying this shit as a result of her videos.  I resolved never to buy any VR shit after watching her videos.  Previously, I thought, “Well…maybe it’s kind of cool.”  No.  Nothing cool about that shit.

She also hypes this documentary A LOT on Twitter.  Even if it’s good, which it won’t be, it can’t possibly live up to all of this hype.  She’s been hyping this for MONTHS.  It’s just about some fucking shitty Flash game that she can’t find.  Or something.  Who cares?  

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