The Hilarious Desperation of Destiny Fomo

 https://twitter.com/destinybex

This is her “character” Twitter.  That’s how she describes it, anyway.  She’s playing a “character”.  That “character” is of a horny loser constantly promoting her OnlyFans.  How this “character” is any different from her real life persona, I’m not entirely sure.  Maybe the “horny” part.

So she would post stuff like, “My boobies are so big”.  At first, she would get a lot of replies to this shit.  But after about two weeks of this tedious shit, the novelty wore off.  Now nobody is replying.

Here’s a picture of her sitting on, I guess, a kitchen counter.  Naked but it’s censored.

https://twitter.com/DestinyBex/status/1363996406273482762

She captions it, “Imagine your face was the counter top” and then promotes her OnlyFans.

I’m too busy imagining ever eating food that was prepared on that counter.  You basically have to throw out the counter.  No amount of disinfectant could convince me that that counter is disease-free.

https://twitter.com/DestinyBex/status/1366494670445043718

“My Only Fans is 50% off right now, sending everyone who subscribes today a special surprise”

NOBODY replies.

https://twitter.com/DestinyBex/status/1366895065516437505

“I’m lowering the subscription cost to be more obtainable to new peeps (two hearts emoji) and I’m doing a SUPER CARZY sale for all of those who’ve previously supported me! If you decide to cum back ;p it’s only $4 for the next 24 hours. There’s over 200 post!”

Three replies.  One guy says that he’s only interested if the price drops to $0.  Another guy says that he wants to see her pussy.  The third guy just posted some emojis.

She’s completely desperate for people to join because she knows that the content is bad.  There must be loads of guys out there who signed up for this shit and then stopped.  That’s why she has a “sale” specifically targeting this group.  People see the content, say, “What the fuck?  A woman in a one piece swimsuit?  No thanks” and then cancel their subscription.

Then two days later she posts:

https://twitter.com/DestinyBex/status/1367548232755261441

“Added 24hours to the sale since so many people have asked! Enjoy it, hope you don’t miss out this “

It’s a lie.  NOBODY asked for this.  Nobody wants her shitty OnlyFans.  But she’s desperate as fuck to get people to join.

And would a $1 difference change ANYONE’S mind?  Is there somebody out there who will pay $4 but not $5?  

https://twitter.com/DestinyBex/status/1369401652843851783

“Need my entire body cracked.”

How is this even sexual?  It got four boring as fuck replies.

https://twitter.com/DestinyBex/status/1369720100148936706

“New G string video on onlyfans.  It’s still $5 to join”.  There’s a censored picture of her buttocks, wearing a g-string.

Two replies.  One is just emojis, the other is a “joke” reply about pixelated buttocks.

https://twitter.com/DestinyBex/status/1370430071098503168

“I do audio messages on onlyfans.  here are some reviews on my last one (Eyes emoji) you might wanna check them out lol”

And the “reviews” are:

“Your latest audio was so hot.  I love how tough you were with your self.  I was able to cum with you and I blew such a hug load.  Thank you for helping me cum mami.”

“Thank you baby your voice is beautiful ive came a few times already.”

Two replies.  One is a totally off-topic Family Guy gif and the other one is a gif of Homer Simpsons pouring bleach into his eyes.  It’s a reference to wishing that he hadn’t read those “reviews”.

People do not give a fuck about her boring as fuck tweets, which are mostly desperate attempts to get you to sign up to her god awful OnlyFans.

It reminds me of a video I saw wherein an urban gentleman was driving through the “hood” and stopped to speak to a crack whore.  The woman offered her services and gave a price.  So the guy asked to see her breasts and pussy.  The woman obliged.  Then the guy said, “No, I’m good” and drove off.

We’re all fucking sick of it.  Madam Fomo has achieved the impossible.  She’s made breasts boring.  Put your clothes on and stop this shit.  Please.  We don’t want to see it.  

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