https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUcj4x-EXsU
Whatisupmydudes? Did you know that Reto Ali has a SECOND channel where she uploads her Twitch streams? Of course you didn’t! Nobody knows! These videos get like 40 views.
But Super Mario All Stars? How can I resist. Everybody enjoys some Super Mario All-Stars.
I was just watching this for “fun”. But this is shit. In the extreme.
In the first five minutes, she belches, tells you about the hot salsa she just got done eating, repeatedly describes how it makes her choke on her phlegm, demonstrates same, snorts mucus, and talks about her allergy problems.
Who’s watching this dime store version of Erin Plays?
And I did some skimming. She makes a lot of stupid faces and makes a lot of stupid noises. I mean…how can this be any worse? But she’s giving shoutouts to Jose and whoever at the start of this. Jose…is there nothing else that you could be doing with your time?
6:45 – “But yeah, I’ve been playing this off stream. For a bit.”
Is this really happening? Does Retro Ali only play videos on stream, for money too? Because why would she even say that if she genuinely plays games in her spare time? Anybody would assume that you play video games in your spare time.
8:15 – “I’ve never actually beaten Mario 2”.
What? I’ve beaten it and I didn’t even have this shit as a kid. Retro Ali goes on to say that she did have the game as a child. So…whatever. Let’s just see how bad the gameplay is. It’s not going to be Erin levels of horrendous gameplay. That would be impossible. But let’s check it out.
Oh what? She also says that she didn’t beat Mario 3. This is ridiculous. What was she doing? She had the games.
I beat all of this as an adult. On emulators. A few times. And I’ve never really been interested in console games.
One would expect Retro Ali, who’s all about retro video games, to have beaten Super Mario Bros 3.
9:00 – Yeah. She’s bad. She dies almost straight away at her save point. She starts at a save point. She’s at a boss. And then she makes a weird noise and a weird face. This is what she does.
“DID YOU SEE THAT? SOMEONE CLIP THAT!”
Yeah. We saw you suck at the game and then make a stupid face and make a stupid noise. Why would you want that saved for all eternity? Most people try to avoid making a fool of themselves.
9:30 – “I just got edge guarded. Well that happened.”
She uses a lot of these stupid phrases too. But…maybe my understanding of “edge guarding” is wrong, but I don’t think that that’s what happened. You just fell into the pit because you suck at the game.
Then she starts again. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! (horse cock sucking face) The plaaaaaays (???) Did you see that? The plaaaaaaays (???) Oh my god. That was the play, dude. That was play of the game right there. (Then she dies.) Someone clip that!”
I’m done. Never again with this shit.