https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9cbnbEppkY
I was looking up a list of like the top gamer grrls on Youtube and Stacyplays was on there. She does Minecraft videos. Like…she plays Minecraft and tells a story as she’s playing? Something like this. A lot of people seem to be doing this. Women in particular.
Over 2 million subscribers. According to SocialBlade, she’s making about $300,000/year from Youtube. And then however much from Patreon. She’s also published three children’s books that have something to do with Minecraft and that’s what this video is about. She’s promoting the book.
I was interested in the video because she’s sort of showing off her “winter cabin”. It looks quite nice. I hope that she paid cash, though. This Minecraft gravy train isn’t going to last forever and I’d hate to see her stuck with a mortgage that she can’t afford.
She also seems to talk a lot about her cats. She has a lot of cats. She also has at least one dog. She’s a fairly large woman. So I did a bit of investigation just to confirm and yeah, this is a single woman.
It got me thinking. Yeah, this is a fat chick but…let’s say that she makes $500,000/year. That’s not enough to find a husband?
I’d give her some loving to get in on that half million dollars a year. Why not? I’ve gone out with fatter women who had less money. You get to live in a nice winter cabin. She presumably lives in a nice house. The animals are a problem but as long as she’s taking care of them, it’s fine. They won’t be around forever. No new pets, though.
Maybe her standards are too high. You see some shocking stuff on Tinder. Great big fat chicks with a laundry list of requirements. You have to be over 6 feet tall, have a car, make £100,000/year, fuck off. You’re a fat chick. Take what you can get.
And we see what happens. They don’t find anyone. I mean, how many tall, good looking, muscular doctors are unabashed chubby chasers? There might be six such people in the world right now. It’s woefully unrealistic.
So anyway, just putting it out there. If Miss Hinojosa happens to see this, I wouldn’t be adverse to going on a date. It beats your cats and a jar of peanut butter.
Not to be all John Riggs about this. But John Riggs is a damned fool. He’s going after these women who are making NOTHING.
Speaking of John Riggs, I was reading his Twitter recently and he seems to be with his wife. Again? I don’t know what’s going on there. He had a post a while ago about being on Tinder. And he’s clearly going after all of these female “Youtubers”. Are they separated? Is it an open marriage? Are they swingers?
Ooh, John Riggs recently tweeted about a pudding pie.
https://twitter.com/johnblueriggs/status/1300240371205566464
Somebody posts a picture of Hostess fruit pies. I haven’t thought about those in years. I’m so *nostalgic* for them. Strawberry was the best. Then lemon. But as a kid, we always had cherry, apple, and blueberry and it was a fight to get cherry. Apply and blueberry weren’t good. I never saw blackberry.
People sometimes ask if there’s food that I miss in the US. Mostly fat people ask this. So I’ll have to use this Hostess fruit pie as an example. They don’t sell anything like this in the UK. A real gap in the market.
White Castle is my usual go to answer for this. In reality, I don’t give a fuck. You eat whatever local cuisine there is. I’m not some fat fuck who obsesses over food. But yeah, I guess I could go for a White Castle now and then.
Bro. I live in New orleans and we had these fried pies called hubigs fried pies. And they were so banging. Similar to the hostess brand only like a Brazilian times better… they had a sweet potatoe one. Yum. Thanks for reminding me. The place burned down in 2013 and they have been dragging their feet to bring it back. Supposedly happening this year but 2020 ya know. Yeah this fat chick sucks. You could have stopped after “its woefully unrealistic” but yeah half a mill you could probably get her to go on a diet ya know so she doesn't die young. She strikes me as a third wave feminist. You know the kind that want equality except they want to be more equal equality. I played minecraft while I was in a hotel for a week and I did everything there was to do in it. Granted I didn't use mods but idk what the big deal is. Maybe because you can run it on a potatoe pc and its got pretty colors and its easy as fuck. Lava was the only thing that ever killed me. Ever. Cause id stop paying attention fall in and not be able to get out cause its bullshit. But 500000. Kids man. I dont get it. If I made youtube videos jingling my keys you think I could quit my dayjob?
There are a lot of these Minecraft videos and the person like tells a story. I think it's kind of like…what was it called…people used to do this with Quake…oh machinima. It seems to be really popular with kids. If you're going to be a gamer grrl on Youtube and want to make money, this seems to be the way to go.