https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuf5lGMLC2s
It’s Bobdunga in some kind of dinosaur costume dancing to some “cute” weeaboo music. I don’t know why.
No sane person would do this. What the fuck is Hamtaro anyway? Let me look this up.
Some children’s anime from “the 90s”. Yeah.
So…you have Bobdunga dancing to a children’s cartoon theme song in a dinosaur costume. Where does the dinosaur costume come in?
This is clearly some sort of sexual fetish but…to who? Is this what Bobdunga is into? Is this what her loser “fans” are into?
Who would want to see a mentally ill woman in a dinosaur costume dancing to a children’s tv show theme song? Which part of this is erotic? I don’t get it.
Speaking of her “fans”, there are pictures of some of them in this video. And they all share one interesting feature: glasses. I don’t have anything against spectacles per se but they do commonly appear in the nerd aesthetic.
So the pinned comment is from Bobdunga and she’s urging you, the horny loser viewer, to go to her Patreon so that you can appear in the next deranged dancing video. What an incentive. Let the world know that you’re some fucked up, sexless, nerd.
Most of the comments are from people who really seemed to enjoy this, for whatever baffling reason. Then there’s this sole voice of reason:
– “I didn’t realize this was what people were paying for.”
This guy is totally bamboozled, as any normal person watching this would be.
– “I can’t believe you danced to funny hamster song for money. I thought i knew you :(“
Bobdung replies, “Lickboot: ‘We’ve got to have… money!'”
I don’t know what this “Lickboot” thing means, some nerd reference, I guess but…THIS is how you encourage people to join your Patreon? What kind of fucking incentive is this?
I don’t want to see crazy Bobdunga doing something crazy. There’s nothing entertaining about that. I want mentally ill people to get the help that they need. I receive no pleasure in laughing at them . “Oh, look at this crazy thing that this crazy person is doing.” No. I’m not interested.
She has 94 losers giving her money every month. For $10/month, you can vote in a poll about what Bobdunga should do for these “special” videos that she does every three months. So apparently, this is what these people wanted. They wanted to see her dancing in a dinosaur costume to a Japanese children’s cartoon show theme song.
What were the other options in this poll? I would have chosen just about anything else. She gives “poem” and “skit” as other suggestions. Neither of those tickle me either but I’d take them over fucking…what we got.
So I think everyone whose name appeared in this thing donated at least $10/month to Bobdunga. So let’s figure this out. 17 names. It was difficult to see because crazy Bobdunga was dancing in front of the names. So that’s at least $170/month. Let’s say £200/month from these horny losers because some of them are donating at the $20 level.
What do you get for $20? Bobdunga will say your name at the end of every video. Why the fuck would anyone want that? “Oh yeah. She said my name”. Who gives a fuck?
Also for $20/month, you can join her Discord and “occasionally play games” with her. People are jerking off to this? It’s just so removed from any reality of mine that I can’t even begin to understand it.
Let’s say the other 77 people are donating $3/month on average. That’s $231. Add that to the $200 of these 17 hardcore losers and that’s $431/month. Plus Bobdunga’s $100/month from Youtube makes $531/month. Let’s just say $550.
You can’t live on this. And is this how you want to make your money? Shaking down hardcore nerds for money? Having to debase yourself for these sick virgin fucks?
Everybody involved in this should feel bad about themselves. Bobdunga should feel bad for taking advantage of these weird, desperate, degenerates and these guys should feel bad that this is what they’re doing with their money. They have to pay someone to pretend to be their friend.
And look at these “goals” on Patreon.
For 260 “Patreons”:
Again, I’ll be able to dedicate more time to producing more in depth, well thought out videos, and I would have the extra funds to purchase better equipment and buy more games/old videos/items to do reviews on! 🙂
This is her only fucking job. What else is she doing? How is she going to free up more time? She currently has 24 hours a day to work on these videos. Is she going to somehow get more than 24 hours a day to work on this shit if 260 people give her money?
For 832 “Patreons:
Have enough monthly funds to successfully crank out at least 4 high quality episodes every month that are longer than 10 minutes! If I ever reach this goal then this would become my full time career and I would absolutely lose my mind :O
She’s already making four videos a month. How are they suddenly going to get “high quality”? Is it really a budget thing?
And again, I’m pretty sure that Youtube is already her “full time career”. She’s making $550/month on this “career”. She can go to JiffyLube right now and make at least four times as much money.
The minimum wage in Canada is about $11/hour. That would be about $8 American. That’s $1,280/month. So okay. I over-estimated. But she could still make more than twice what she’s currently making by getting a minimum wage job.
For 1100 “Patreons”:
With 100 patrons I will open up a PO BOX!❤
I assume that that “100” is an error. But what an incentive this is. If she gets enough people giving her money, she’ll allow you to send her gifts in the mail. What the fuck? It doesn’t make any fucking sense.
Why doesn’t she just do that now? That’s what Pelvic Gamer does. She often talks about the shit that horny nerds send to her PO box. If you really want to shake your horny loser “fans” down for money and gifts, this is what you do.
There’s a deep sadness in all of this Patreon bullshit. Just get a job, people. That way you don’t have to beg for money. You don’t have to fucking humiliate yourself for peanuts. You don’t have to take advantage of these fucking bizarre losers.