Why I won't be playing the Secret of Mana remake – SupaPixelGirl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOe1e_TmngQ

It’s a video that some guy with the hilarious name of ChubbyChecker re-uploaded.  SupaPixelGirl is doing some kind of “comedy” thing…where she dances.  I don’t quite understand it nor do I care to figure it out.  It’s a minute long.  Check it out if you enjoy watching videos of the mentally ill.  I just find it sad, though.

Fucking nobody is uploading.  ALL WEEK.  What are these people doing?  I don’t think that Bobdunga works.  Erin definitely doesn’t work.  Youtube is their “job”.  Fucking crank out some shitty videos so that I have something to write about.

Speaking of mental illness, I was checking out Retro Ali’s Twitter recently.  She hasn’t uploaded a video in about two months.  I thought that she gave up for good, but unfortunately not.  She’s just taking a break to help with her “mental health”.

Erin posted a fucking Splatterhouse stream recently but I’m not watching that shit.  I get too upset.  And it’s the same fucking shit every time.  “I really wanted to play this again!”  “Then why didn’t you play it in your spare time, you dumb bitch?”

I was recently looking at one of Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining’s Top Ten Hottest Babes of the Internet videos.  The video was made like two years ago and like half of these gamer grrls are no longer uploading videos.  So it’s encouraging.  I mean, one day Erin is going to stop making videos.  One day soon, one would hope.  I want to be there for that.

Madam Fomo hasn’t uploaded a video in two weeks.  Her last one was that OnlyFans commercial.  I think that she’s more or less done with Youtube.

Of course, SupaPixelGirl has been gone for months.  Maybe over a year.  She had one of her many mental breakdowns.

You look at all of these crazy gamer grrls and it really makes you appreciate the gift of sanity.

I look for other gamer grrls but nobody really speaks to me.  There’s that Polish vampire but she’s fucking awful and I can’t even understand what she’s saying.  It’s all the same fucking videos anyway.  It’s just her playing that vampire game every time.

And there’s some hot Japanese woman Zuvi-Nyan Gaming but fuck…she’s getting like 400 views on this shit.

Kimchica is another hot Asian woman who nobody’s watching.

The problem is that these women are fucking boring.  But then how do you explain Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining and Erin with their 40,000+ subscribers?  These women are as least as boring as the two Asian women mentioned previously and NOWHERE NEAR as attractive.  How are they getting views and subscribers when equally boring, yet hotter women are getting nothing?

You’d think the weeaboos would be all over this shit.  I think that Zuvi whatever is actually Japanese, as in born in Japan.  But no.  Nobody’s interested.  Oh, I see that she sells nudes on Patreon.  STILL nobody is interested.

I mean, what more does she have to do to get people’s attention?  Creating interesting content about video games is obviously out of the question.

When is John Riggs going to start a nude Patreon?  I haven’t seen him commenting on people’s Twitter or Youtube videos in a while.  Of course, I don’t really look at Twitter much.

Same with Joe from Gamesack.  He seemed to stop after I called him out on it.  Come on, guys.  Don’t take away my fun.  Continue to make an ass of yourself by coming on to Erin with these creepy Youtube comments.

Anyway, yeah.  SupaPixelGirl.  I wonder how the job search is going.  Poorly, presumably.

2 thoughts on “Why I won't be playing the Secret of Mana remake – SupaPixelGirl

  1. i've recently checked out retro ali's youtube channel. there's nothing of notice. the entirety of her content consists of her reacting to some game, making a few throwaway comments here and there, rinse and repeat, the end. they are utterly unremarkable, i don't even recall the game she reviewed or what she said. those videos only make sense to people who personnaly know her. like you have an old friend from college or high school and you find out that he/she has been making videos and putting them up on the internet. you might occasionally check them to support them. or bring this up as a converstional topic next time you meet them. other than that, it's pointless. i also noticed that retro ali puts up some very unflattering thumbnails of herself. is she aware of this? erinplays at least tries to look cute or sensual (she has the same face for every thumbnail, it's uncanny). but retro ali mostly appears either with her upper jaw jutting forward and eyes bugging out or making the o face in a way that borders on the obscene and the crude. i don't understand why she does that, it's not cool and doesn't suit her at all. our brave youtube personality also seems to be something of a loner, her recommended channels section is empty, except for a mirror channel, or something of the sort that she keeps for backup purposes. by way of comparison, erinplays has a list of people she links to, but i don't know if they link back to her (i don't feel like checking it out myself, but i assume that they do)

  2. Oh yeah, Retro Ali is trash. She does those O-face thumbnails on purpose, of course. It's part of some fetish. Guys are jerking off to this surprise butt sex face thing.Retro Ali is without question one of the worst retro gaming “Youtubers” on earth. I used to review her videos but they were just so god awful that I couldn't do it any more. And every video is exactly the same.

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