Gamer Girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxPHn5_YNrA

More dreadful “content” from Erin.  She’s playing Yoshi’s Island yet again.  I don’t even want to get into it.  But Mike is there with his Elmo puppet again.

She uploads these clips because these stupid Elmo appearances are the most popular thing that happens on her channel.

Mike must know that her videos are trash and does this Elmo thing to try to make things interesting, at least for a few minutes.  He really needs to sit her down and do some intensive coaching on how to make interesting “content”.  Give her some tips on things to talk about and things NOT to talk about about (e.g. “X looks like Y”, colours, things that are cute, background shit).

Maybe he has done this but she just can’t do it.  I mean, she’s not able to give any video game trivia while she’s playing or something like this.

What about trying different “content”?  Mukbang would be good.  Shishi would blow his load without even touching himself.  I remember one time she was eating some kind of tapa or something, it looked disgusting, but Shishi was really excited about this.

So what she needs to do is get some mac & cheese.  A Kraft mac & cheese mukbang.  It would have to be like…I don’t know…ten boxes of this shit.  Well, obviously, she’s going to have to buy twenty because she’ll have to scavenge that second packet of cheese for each portion but ten boxes of the noodles.

Speaking of which, I wonder what she does with the spare box of mac & cheese, the one that now doesn’t have a packet of cheese.  Is she just cooking the noodles and putting…I don’t know…pasta sauce on it?  I mean, the noodles in this shit aren’t exactly high quality, are they?  Would you want to eat them with pasta sauce on them?  Maybe she just throws them out.  They’re cheap and Mike is making all of those Youtube bucks so they can afford to waste some mac & cheese.  They’re living high on the hog over there.

What else?  Oh, that ice bucket challenge.  She could bring that back.  Wear a white t-shirt.  I actually saw one of these videos on Pornhub recently.  That would get some views.

Or what about educational videos on like breast exams?  Those are allowed on Youtube, last time I checked.  Maybe they’ve since changed their policy.

Ha.  Yeah, I’m seeing some good breast exam “content” still.  One of the comments I saw was, “Very educational.  Please more!”

There’s also ASMR.  She could click some buttons on a controller or flip pages in some 30 year old catalogue.  “Hey guys!  Remember turning pages?”

Oh, “reaction” videos.  That’s been working so well for Retro Ali, after all.  All you have to do is find something and “react” to it.  By “react” I mean, “open your eyes and mouth really wide.”  And it can be absolutely anything, no matter how mundane.  There’s actually a trend, apparently, of people “reacting” to Reddit comments.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0-swBG9Ne0Vh4OuoJ2bjbA/videos

1.5 million subscribers.  The guy doesn’t even appear on camera.

Or maybe Youtube is too restrictive a platform for Erin.  There’s always MyFreeCams.