https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsY-tBrOy9E
0:00 – Oh. She’s wearing glasses. How unexpected. She’s never worn glasses before. Let’s see what this is all about.
She tells us that this “episode” is special because, “Your girl got her first sponsorship.”
It’s for glasses. We’re supposed to get excited because she’s shilling some cheap fucking spectacles.
0:30 – “We love to see it and this is a product that I genuinely liked.”
I previewed her older videos, checking to see if she ever wore glasses. No. Not once.
Does she even require glasses? Is this purely for “fashion”?
0:45 – Then she starts the commercial. It’s a straight up commercial. These other gamer grrls just talk about the product. In one way, that’s kind of a half-assed way to do it, but in another way, it seems more natural.
Pelvic Gamer is doing a regular commercial. Like you’d see on tv. Minus the production values. She’s showing like promotional pictures of the glasses.
There are Pokemon versions of this eyewear. What makes them Pokemon? I don’t even know. I’m looking at their website. The arms (or whatever) of the glasses are somehow…”inspired by” particular Pokemon. And there’s allegedly an etched Pokemon on these arms but it’s so fucking faint that I can’t even see it. Not even in these promotional pictures that are zoomed in.
The children’s models are more obviously Pokemon themed.
What adult would want this trash, though? And these are cheap glasses. $140. These aren’t going to last too long.
1:30 – She makes a “joke” during this commercial about how she plays her Switch while “working at work”. And there’s a picture of her in her “home office”, for lack of a better term. Does she even have a job? Not long ago, she said that she lost her job. Maybe she found another one. Or maybe she’s talking about her Youtube “job”.
2:00 – “Throughout this video, I’ll be sporting more of Jin’s Pokemon models so see if you can catch (see what I did there?) which Pokemon it is.”
No. It’s impossible. These glasses are all non-descript. And who the fuck cares anyway?
Wait a minute. I just realised that Pelvic Gamer did this commercial for like six pairs of glasses. Six pairs of glasses that she doesn’t even need. Six pairs of glasses that even if you required glasses, you wouldn’t want to wear these things.
It’s just ridiculous. Maybe she got paid as well but…how much could they possibly have paid her? She averages about 6000 views per video.
2:15 – She starts the video properly. So that commercial was exactly 90 seconds long. That’s what they must have demanded. A 90 second commercial.
We’re supposed to be excited about this. Yeah! Go Pelvic Gamer! Make us watch shitty commercials for products that nobody on earth can possibly give a fuck about!
We’re not getting paid. YOU are. So why should we be excited? We’re supposed to be excited because you’re getting paid some money to do this shitty commercial?
These shitty sponsorships destroy your credibility and degrade Youtube as a whole. Here’s yet another one from that uber shill Erin Plays:
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1341175687382769669
Thank you very much to @SomeCompany for this awesome Castlevania shadow box from @SomeOtherCompany! This will be a very nice addition to my streaming corner (smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes emoji). You can see what other games they offer and snag one at SomeCompanyWebsite dot com.
It’s an ad. But she never says this. She never says when she’s doing an ad. And this is a company that she’s shilled for MANY times.
How can it even be worth it for the people making these videos? Just go get a job. I’m not saying that in some kind of work ethic kind of way. I don’t give a fuck if you’re lazy. But it would be EASIER to get a job than this begging, shilling, bullshit on Youtube. And you would make MORE MONEY if you had a job. Way more money.
But they’d rather constantly shill and get pennies for it. And we’re supposed to celebrate this. Yeah! I LIKE having cheap shit constantly marketed at me! I LIKE clicking a video that purports to be about Pokemon but instead, it’s just an ad for glasses. I LIKE being lied to. I LIKE hearing fake “reviews” of products.
Go get a job, ladies.
2:15 – Then we’re “treated” to a video of Pelvic Gamer dancing in front of her mother’s garage. “Back in high school, I was in dance club.”
She’s like 30 years old and still talking about high school. Has she done anything since? Was high school the peak of her life?
Then…ohhh. There’s some…twerking. Oh god.
And she’s wearing skin-tight trousers, for lack of a better term. Oh…this is rough.
Also, the audio is…I mean…you hear her grinding on the gravel a lot. I know that she’s in her mother’s alley and it can’t really be helped but…why is she taking this video in front of her mother’s garage door anyway?
So anyway, this dancing had something to do with Pokemon. I don’t know what, though.
By the way, she’s only doing this Pokemon video because she got this stupid fucking sponsorship from this eyewear company. So the whole video is a lie.
3:30 – I…oh…what? There’s a close up of Pelvic Gamer’s (I guess) legs. And she’s walking. And we’re supposed to be turned on by this. Pink shoes.
Oh…then a close up of her…eugh…let’s just say “torso”. And she’s wearing some kind of Pokemon dress with Pokeballs hanging off of it. I don’t know why.
Come on. It’s the “holiday” season. Show some mercy. I don’t want to see this.
And then she shows her…oh god…buttocks.
Then she’s putting her Pokemon glasses on. At least I think they’re Pokemon glasses.
Then she…oh come on. This is too much. She gives us a “sexy” look.
3:45 – “Looks aren’t everything.”
Well…we can agree on that. It’s fine that Pelvic Gamer doesn’t toss my salad appearance-wise. Of course it’s fine. But my objection is that SHE THINKS that we’re all supposed to be jerking off over her. It’s crazy. No. I’m not doing that. I can’t believe that anyone is.
4:00 – “I was never the popular kid but the beauty trainers looked like the popular kids I’d seen in school and I’d always want to be them so what girl doesn’t want to be beautiful?”
Well-adjusted women, with goals, who have achieved things in their lives don’t have these hang ups.
Why is she still talking about high school? Fucking do something with your life. Move out of your mother’s house for a start.
It’s crazy. With the possible exception of Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining, none of these gamer grrls are fully realised, independent adults. They all either live at home or are leaching off of a guy, be it a pimp or a sugar daddy.
Grow up. Take control of your life. Don’t rely on your mother or some guy to feed and clothe you. Get a fucking job.
This is why they’re all mentally ill. They’re in a constant adolescent state. No responsibilities. Just play video games for some horny losers for $50/month or whatever. It’s like they’re still getting allowance money.
There are jobs out there. Go find one.
4:30 – She’s wearing a hat with…a hamburger on it? I think? This is supposed to represent…”youngster” Pokemon trainers?
5:15 – Then there’s bizarre footage of Pelvic Gamer dancing in between an obese woman and an obese man. Why?
5:45 – It’s Pelvic Gamer doing some “spooky” thing in her mother’s basement and literally her mother says, “Pelvic, is that you?” And Pelvic Gamer pretends that she’s a cat and runs off.
I wish that I was joking. See for yourself.
Her mother is operating the camera. Then she opens the door to Pelvic Gamer’s bedroom and Pelvic Gamer is doing some weird dance.
I wonder why these mothers even allow this. Why don’t they ever say, “Hey, you have to go look for a job today”? It’s not like these are particularly young women. Pelvic Gamer is over 30 years old. When is she going to move out?
8:00 – Now Pelvic Gamer is back in her mother’s garage and she’s sitting on a tiny motorised scooter. This is a toy from when she was a child, I assume. Oh no. It’s her five year old nephew’s toy.
Wait a minute. Why would her nephew’s toy be in her mother’s garage. At least I assume it’s her mother’s garage. So does her sister and her son also live at home?
8:30 – Then there’s an awkward skit…I can’t even do this any more. Watch it for yourself.
9:30 – Oh god. So the video is over but now she’s going to give the answers to which Pokemon glasses she was wearing in the video. Seriously. No discourtesy intended. But NOBODY ON EARTH CARES ABOUT THIS!
Then she encourages you to go out and buy these spectacles. And “tag her” if you actually do make such a purchase. Because she makes money out of this shit. Not much money but it’s something.
Pinned comment is Pelvic Gamer shilling for these fucking glasses.
– “Normally i hate sponser, but i somehow really felt happy that one of my favorite youtuber gets to make them sweet Sponsor bucks”
Yeah, the first part of this horndog’s comment is true. People hate this shit. But we’re supposed to congratulate these gamer grrls for sponsored videos? Fuck off.