Yeah. We know. She was in a recent review of some movie called Sinners. I wrote about it but it was soooooooooooo fucking boring that I just ended up talking about PVC Bondage Guy’s odd passion for Rammstein and comparing… Read moreMetz is back aka RIP Madilynn Paige – Newt Wallen
I was drifting in and out of sleep for this one. I swear that I heard it all but I couldn’t tell you much about it. The main takeaway here is that PVC Bondage Guy has the delusion that she’s… Read moreThe Fabulous Return of PVC Bondage Guy
So we’ve got Newt, Roly Poly Piper, and I think that same john from last week all eating Taco Bell. Why are these people always eating? That fat guy can afford to skip a meal, as can the fat guy… Read moreNewt and the Gang Still Eating
0:00 – This is Neil. He’s a big Newt Wallen fan, apparently. Says that he regularly talks about wrestling in Newt’s Discord hoping to woo PVC Bondage Guy. He’s Canadian, I think. He travelled from Canada for this. He’s about… Read moreAnother Fat White Guy Visits Newt Wallen and PVC Bondage Guy
I didn’t mean to talk about Newt again so soon but I’ve got some devastating news. Ghouls, Ghouls, Ghouls is off. Newt needs to film this at a “haunt”, which neither I nor PVC Bondage Guy nor anyone knows what… Read moreAMITYVILLE POOL TOY MASSACRE – Newt Wallen
I don’t mean Joe from Game Sack and 8 Bit Eric this time. I mean just random gay dudes. Somebody left a comment on the blog saying that Newt mentioned something about a threesome in the latest live stream. Didn’t… Read moreNewt Sending Pictures of his Penis to Gay Men
Newt says that he’s been working his three jobs. I recently had somebody call about a part-time job that I applied for. They seemed to suggest that it might be possible for me to do this job in conjunction with… Read morePVC Bondage Guy is Cosplaying as Bastion Booger
1:41:00 – “When I went to start making porn, when I went to do like hang girl stuff…” Do I even want to look this up? Eugh. I guess that I have a journalistic obligation. Nothing immediately comes up. I’m… Read morePVC Bondage Guy’s Pathetic Porn “Career”
0:30 – PVC Bondage Guy says that she’s Ukrainian and Italian. Uh huh. I never got into any of that shit. And I’m actually a citizen of a European country. My mother is an immigrant. But I never said, “Hey,… Read moreNJ HORROR CON DAY 1 – Newt Wallen
I don’t think that I’m going to actually watch this but I am going to mention Newt’s desperate as fuck thumbnail. This is supposed to be sexy? And holy shit, look at this outfit that PVC Bondage Guy is wearing… Read morePVC Bondage Guy is Overweight Plus Bonus Article about Newt’s Health Problems
