So Erin was cooking it up in her crock pot recently. Lentil soup. What the fuck? Even her soup choices are bafflingly terrible. Isn’t that a Jewish thing? Let me look this up. Yeah. I think so. I’m seeing a… Read moreZombie Gums Soup and Madilynn Paige
Yeah. We know. She was in a recent review of some movie called Sinners. I wrote about it but it was soooooooooooo fucking boring that I just ended up talking about PVC Bondage Guy’s odd passion for Rammstein and comparing… Read moreMetz is back aka RIP Madilynn Paige – Newt Wallen
Well, another missed opportunity for this guy. Why didn’t do a rip off Monster Madness? The guy is extremely desperate for views, he’ll do anything, he’s constantly talking about subscriber numbers and whatnot, but he refuses to do something that… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: SON OF DRACULA (1974) – Newt Wallen
Alright, quote, Ideas Man, end quote, let’s see what brilliant ruminations you have on the Terminator series. It needed better scripts after the second movie, right? That’s what I’m wagering on. Better scripts. And more tits. Was there nudity in… Read moreHow to fix the TERMINATOR franchise – Newt Wallen
As you may know, I’ve been working on a new nickname for this woman. I wasn’t happy with Skeletor. So after many hours of wrestling with these woke AI’s, I finally managed to get an appropriately insulting nickname for an… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Guns Girls and Gambling (2012) review – Newt Wallen
