I’m pumped for this. A haunted amusement park. How could you not love it? We all like Scooby Doo, right? This is the plot every third Scooby Doo episode. Is the background greenscreen? He had those books in the background… Read moreJames Rolfe’s Upcoming Book: Gnome Cave
I think I’m starting to understand. With previous songs, I was always baffled because they weren’t covers…and they weren’t parodies…they were just…sort of the song but they would inject random video game references into the song. So now we have… Read moreRex Viper – ScarFox (Push it to the Limit) Official Music Video
0:00 – It starts off gay. Then it gets more gay. Then you see a Transformer cartoon of Optimus Prime. What the fuck is this? James is in his mid 40s and putting cartoon characters in this fucking music video…. Read moreRex Viper – The Touch (Official Music Video)
I wouldn’t normally cover an advertisement but reading the replies on TheCinemassacreTruth on Reddit made me realise some things about who these people are. It looks like a shitty 8-bit platformer. And the video is interspliced with annoying clips of… Read moreAngry Video Game Nerd 8-bit – Announcement Trailer – Cinemassacre
The sequel that nobody wanted. It’s just a 20 minute skit. A skit that makes no fucking sense. I’ll have to watch it again for the purposes of a review. 1:45 – So it starts with a recap of the… Read moreGame Glitches: The Legacy Sequel – Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre
Oh. A new AVGN. The gay men on Reddit were posting endless homoerotic screenshots of that John guy. It’s probably only a short section of the video but clearly that’s what they’re into. Twenty minutes. Do I even want to… Read moreBlaster Master – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
Let me start by saying that they blatently ripped off my idea, worse than anything Newt “The Ideas Man” Wallen ever did. Back when Rental Reviews was a thing, and James clearly wasn’t into it, I would regularly post on… Read moreTheCinemassacreTruth’s Rectal Reviews
Mike recently streamed this. For many, many hours. And he did it in the most boring way possible. He just made a grid and did the same formula over and over and over again for the whole map. I played… Read moreSimCity (SNES) – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) – Cinemassacre
I watched the first 30 minutes and then fell asleep. So I’ll resume from there. It’s a guy talking about how he doesn’t care much for James Rolfe. He mentioned the same stupid bullshit about hanging lights from the ceiling… Read moreI Don’t Know James Rolfe – Folding Ideas
I watched this a couple of days ago for my own “enjoyment”. I like Lemmings. I had the game as a kid for the PC. Maybe a year ago, I downloaded some bootleg version that has all of the levels… Read moreLemmings (SNES) – Neighbor Nerds – Cinemassacre
