The sequel that nobody wanted. It’s just a 20 minute skit. A skit that makes no fucking sense. I’ll have to watch it again for the purposes of a review. 1:45 – So it starts with a recap of the… Read moreGame Glitches: The Legacy Sequel – Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre

Oh. A new AVGN. The gay men on Reddit were posting endless homoerotic screenshots of that John guy. It’s probably only a short section of the video but clearly that’s what they’re into. Twenty minutes. Do I even want to… Read moreBlaster Master – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

Let me start by saying that they blatently ripped off my idea, worse than anything Newt “The Ideas Man” Wallen ever did. Back when Rental Reviews was a thing, and James clearly wasn’t into it, I would regularly post on… Read moreTheCinemassacreTruth’s Rectal Reviews

Mike recently streamed this. For many, many hours. And he did it in the most boring way possible. He just made a grid and did the same formula over and over and over again for the whole map. I played… Read moreSimCity (SNES) – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) – Cinemassacre

I watched the first 30 minutes and then fell asleep. So I’ll resume from there. It’s a guy talking about how he doesn’t care much for James Rolfe. He mentioned the same stupid bullshit about hanging lights from the ceiling… Read moreI Don’t Know James Rolfe – Folding Ideas

I watched this a couple of days ago for my own “enjoyment”. I like Lemmings. I had the game as a kid for the PC. Maybe a year ago, I downloaded some bootleg version that has all of the levels… Read moreLemmings (SNES) – Neighbor Nerds – Cinemassacre

James Rolfe, who has autism and is obsessed with numbers, chooses THIS to “celebrate” the 20th anniversary of “the nerd”? Some boring as fuck, “What’s the best Castlevania?” 0:15 – “But first, a word from our sponsor.” That’s all that… Read moreWhat Is the Best Castlevania? – 20th Anniversary of Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre

0:15 – But first a word from our sponsor: that same fucking VPN. 1:30 – That’s some hair, Jimmy. When I was a kid, I had a band teacher. This was the late 1980s. And he had a really obvious… Read moreMy Horse Prince – Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre

24 minutes. Can they make this at all watchable? Let’s see how many minutes I can get through. I’ve never played Overwatch, by the way, but I know that it’s like Team Fotress 2, a game that I played extensively… Read moreOverwatch 2 – Neighbor Nerds – Cinemassacre

A double review. Double the green screen. Double your boredom. 0:00 – He starts with weird, fake enthusiasm. I prefer James’ genuine autistic disinterest to everything that isn’t poop as opposed to this weird and creepy fake enthusiasm. 0:30 –… Read moreGhostbusters: Frozen Empire and Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire – Double Review – Cinemassacre