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Godzilla VS Kong First Impressions – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster – Tony from Hack the Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDcXAqhzMD4
I’m just going to dissect a portion of a transcript to illustrate exactly the areas that Johanna should work on if she wants to get better at this.
It starts at 8:45. Tony and Johanna had a bet over this Godzilla vs Kong movie wherein the loser had to read an apology written by the winner. Something stupid like this. So it starts with Tony asking the two people in the “audience” (some friends of his who happened to be there, I think) for his phone. He has the apology on his phone. Johanna won the bet so he’s just going to read the apology that he wrote for her, that she would have had to read had he won the bet. Hopefully that’s clear.
Tony: Studio audience, could someone pass me my phone?
Johanna: Oh, what, are you going to read yours?
Tony: I was going to read the one that I wrote for you.
Johanna: Yeah, that’s what I —
Tony: So just as a consolation, this is what Johanna would have read if she had lost.
Johanna: This is great. There’s only going to be like, what, 100 people listening to this?
Tony: (laughs) No, our views are good. They’re going up.
Johanna: No, I know. I’m being a —
Here’s the problem. First, she interrupted him, so I don’t even know exactly what he said. I kind of guessed.
Secondly, she trailed off. She does this a lot. She did it twice already just in this section. She doesn’t finish her sentences.
Thirdly, it was obviously a joke. You don’t have to then explain, “Hey, I was joking.”
Fourthly, she’s kind of right. This video has 289 views after 24 hours. So there’s no need to apologise. She should have stuck with her convictions.
Tony: Okay, so —
Johanna: Someone give me a shoe or something so that I can throw it —
Tony: Here we are. Here we are. So if Johanna —
Johanna: Alright. I got a brick.
Again, they’re talking over each other. I can’t understand what’s being said.
And the thing that Johanna interrupted with doesn’t even really make sense. Why does she want to throw a shoe at Tony? She doesn’t explain why. I get that she might be upset, at least in jest, at what Tony has written for her to say, but is this how she expresses her displeasure? By throwing shoes? It seems a weird outlet for aggression to me.
The brick comment is even more peculiar. I know that it’s a joke but even as a joke, I just don’t really get it. She’s going to hurl bricks at Tony if Tony was going to make her read something really stupid?
I guess that it’s like when audience members are unhappy at a wrestling show or comedy club or something they might throw stuff at the performers. But she’s two feet away from him. Why doesn’t she just threaten to punch him in the stomach or slap him or something? Even those would be weird. Why threaten physical violence at all? I don’t know. It just seems odd to me.
Tony: This is part of the embarrassment, I now have to read — (laughs)
Johanna: Thanks, studio audience. I have shoes next to me.
Tony: I now have to read my apology letter for Johanna but I’m reading it so it’s not as funny so it’s embarrassing.
Johanna: Mm hmm.
More interrupting and continuation of this perplexing shoe joke. And I thought that she had a brick already. It’s not worth expending too much brain power on this one.
So this is what you would have said.
Johanna: Mm hmm.
That’s two “Mm hmms”. It’s not good. Full words. Full sentences. Full thoughts. That’s what we need more of. These “Mm hmms” just detract. It breaks the flow.
Tony: “Me name Johanna.”
Johanna: You’re so annoying!
Immediate interruption.
And is “annoying” the right word to use there? How is it annoying? “You’re so stupid” or “You’re a jerk”, I could accept shit like this. But what about this is annoying?
Tony: “Me brain small. Me pick Godzilla in fight against Kong. Kong is clearly stronger, smarter, and sexier.”
Johanna: What the — sexier?
She interrupted just to point out an obvious joke. Did she not know that it was a joke?
She does this a lot. Tony will make an obvious joke, she seemingly won’t recognise it as a joke, and then Tony has to awkwardly explain that it was a joke. She does it a few times in this thing.
Tony: “Me no make good decisions. Godzilla, like me, is sad soul with no eggs.”
Johanna: Why are you obsessed with my eggs?
This is a weird joke that Tony has been making recently. So here’s an example of something that Tony should stop doing.
But to help Johanna, she shouldn’t be so jocular with it. Either on the podcast or off the podcast, she should forcefully state that these comments aren’t funny, it’s way too personal, and it’s pretty gross.
Tony: “Why me no smart like Tony who is also stronger, sexier, and smarter than me? Me jealous of his big brain. He also very buff. Me sorry for doubting Tony’s smarts. Me apologise for my stupids.”
Johanna: My stupids!
Tony: “Me apologise for letting fans think some reptile could beat up strong, sexy ape. Me apologise for letting fans think dumb me could beat strong, sexy Tony. Failed, I have. Into exile, I must go.”
Johanna: So studio audience, you got that, right?
Woman in Audience: Sounds like he’s illiterate.
(Johanna laughs)
What was Johanna even asking? What did she want confirmation on?
And she throws to the “audience”, who don’t have microphones, for some kind of response. I had to turn the volume up really high and somewhat guess at what this woman in the audience said.
And then Johanna reacts to what this woman said, even though we can’t hear what this woman said.
Tony: No, but see, it was supposed to be Johanna reading —
Johanna: But you wrote it and they knew you wrote it.
Tony: Yeah, because I wanted to make you seem stupid.
Johanna: It makes you seem stupid! You wrote it.
Tony: I know but just imagine that you would have lost —
Man in Audience: All I hear is (something).
(Johanna laughs)
Okay. Again, Johanna has to be told why this is a joke. And she keeps arguing. It’s not exactly high brow stuff either. It’s obvious why the joke works. Whether or not it’s funny is down to personal preference but the joke is clear and shouldn’t require any explanation. Tony is clearly getting frustrated at having to explain this very simple joke and Johanna isn’t getting it.
Then some guy in the “audience” says something, again, I don’t know what he said, he doesn’t have a microphone, and Johanna reacts to it.
Tony: Look, look, look. Because if I didn’t read it, people would have wanted to know what your apology would have been.
Johanna: And they never would have known because, guess what, I’ll never lose to you (laughs).
It’s some lame, needlessly aggressive half-joke that doesn’t even make sense. Johanna is telling Tony that people will never know what the apology that Tony wrote for her will be WHILE he’s reading that exact apology. So what she’s saying doesn’t make sense.
Tony: Okay, what’s the next versus movie that comes out? Who’s going to win in Mortal Kombat? Do you want to take that bet?
Johanna: Johnny Cage.
(Woman in Audience says something…”You wrote that one too” maybe)
(Johanna laughs)
There’s a lot to unpack here.
First of all, Tony had to just go with Johanna’s dumb comment, knowing that her comment didn’t make sense. So it’s awkward.
Secondly, why did she pick Johnny Cage? She gave no explanation. It was just the first name that she thought of, I guess. But it’s not funny or interesting or anything. You have to give a fucking reason. It requires fast thinking to do this sort of shit effectively. If you don’t have it, you don’t have it. It doesn’t mean that you’re stupid. But this is bad. It’s bad podcasting.
Thirdly, this person in the audience again chimes in and again I don’t know what she’s saying. But Johanna laughs at it.
If in fact, that woman said “You wrote that one too” it doesn’t make sense. But whatever it is, we can’t fucking hear it. These people do not have microphones. Don’t encourage them to contribute.
Tony: I win that one. If you couldn’t hear, somebody asked, “Who broke up with who”?
Oh. I think this last sentence was added in post-production. I don’t know. Maybe not. Maybe Tony just had enough awareness that people can’t understand what’s being said by these people.
But yeah, this interjection doesn’t make sense. I keep repeating this but it’s true. This weird “female comedy” that everybody enjoys, I guess.
Oh, I probably have to explain. Tony and Johanna used to date. I guess. But who’s going to know this? I’m probably the pre-eminent Castszilla Vs The Pod Monster enthusiast and I don’t even know anything about it. They just said something in passing about this before. But a casual listener wouldn’t have a fucking clue that they dated before so they wouldn’t get the reference at all.
Even armed with this information, what the fuck does the fact that Tony and Johanna used to date have to do with who would win in this Mortal Kombat movie? Absolutely nothing. But this is immediately where this woman went to. Again, it’s weird, aggressive, “female comedy” that doesn’t even make sense.
Tony: I win that one 100%. That was the last time I ever won.
Johanna: Who won in the end, though? Who won in the end? It was me.
Again, Tony had to go with this bizarre comment that doesn’t even make sense. I guess that he broke up with Johanna? So that means he wins? But…wins what? What does this have to do with Johnny Cage? Or have we just moved on from that?
And then Johanna just continues this cavalcade of confusion by claiming that she’s the ultimate winner. Of what?
Tony has a girlfriend. And Johanna is dating some guy who sells used Hyundai’s. That’s fine. Nothing wrong with any of that. What about this requires winners and losers?
It’s just a continuation of this weird derailment of the conversation from this stupid woman in the “audience”.
Tony: Technically, Nicki and Ian both lost, really.
Johanna: They really did. Why are you with us?
(Woman in Audience says something totally unintelligible. Probably wouldn’t make sense even if it was intelligible.)
Johanna: Ahhh.
So I guess that it’s their respective current partners in the “audience”. And they’re named Nicki and Ian? Who the fuck would know this? All of this shit should have been edited out. Everything from “Who broke up with who?”
And if this is right, why would Tony’s current girlfriend say, “Who broke up with who?” And in response to a question about Mortal Kombat, no less? She presumably knows that Tony broke up with Johanna. Is she just a total bitch who wanted to cause problems with Johanna?
And then for Johanna to say that she won in the end, that’s her being a bitch back to Tony’s girlfriend.
This is how fights start. And look how senseless it is. It started with a complete non-sequitur from Nicki. I assume it’s Nicki, anyway. I don’t know any of the parties in this thing other than Tony and Johanna. But they’re bringing in new people with no introduction and no microphone.
“Who broke up with who?” Fuck off.
You know, this started as a critique of how awful Johanna is at these podcasts, and she is awful, but at least now we can see that there are worse options out there. Let’s hope that Nicki is never a guest host on any of Tony’s shit. Holy shit. It would just be one random, nonsensical, unfunny, needlessly aggressive comment after another.
Tony: So what did you think of Space Jam?
Nicki: I’ve got a blue shirt on, bitches!
Tony: (laughs) You sure do. I was really surprised to see Bill Murray in this.
Nicki: I ate some Pringles for lunch. Suck on that!
Tony: (laughs) I love Pringles. So then Marvin the Martian…
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Retro Ali's Shockingly Low View Numbers
https://www.youtube.com/c/RetroAli/videos
She hasn’t uploaded in three weeks and her last two videos got about 1300 views (edit: she recently uploaded a commercial for some piece of shit that some company sent her). Indeed, I’ve been studying the numbers and none of her non-“reaction” videos do well. Here’s a graph that I carefully prepared:
If you can’t read the numbers, it doesn’t really matter, but the x-axis is just the number of videos in sequence and the y-axis is the number of views. The blue line is “reaction” videos and the red line is non-“reaction” videos.So I took all of her videos from the past two years and plotted the data. The two lines don’t match up in time but that’s not what I’m trying to show. She did more non-“reaction” videos than “reaction” videos so that’s why the non-“reaction” line extends further out. But she basically does “reaction” videos as frequently as she does non-“reaction” videos.Her non-“reaction” views are in the toilet and always have been. It’s only when she does “reaction” videos that anybody watches. And even then, unless she’s making the “O” face in the thumbnail, they don’t usually do well.Her “reaction” videos do so much better than her non-“reaction” videos that it’s hard to see anything on that graph because the non-“reaction” line ends up looking like a straight line. So let’s check out a graph of only her non-“reaction” videos:
Same data, these are her non-“reaction” views, but we can see a clear downward trajectory. Of course older videos are going to have more views but not to this extent. Most of the views come in the first week of uploading the video.For the sake of completeness, here’s the data of just her “reaction” videos:
It’s more or less consistent.It must be disheartening. Her normal videos get 1500 views and then she does a fake “reaction” video with her mouth agape and she gets 50,000 views. Where are these people coming from? She only has 23,000 subscribers. And why are so few of these subscribers watching her normal content?Why aren’t these people who stumble upon the “reaction” videos then subscribing? Well, maybe after they blow their load they’re no longer interested. They just want to go get a sandwich or something. Then by the time they come back, they’ve forgotten all about Ali’s horse cock sucking face.And the less said about Retro Ali Live, the better.One hundred views is considered phenomenal on there. It’s just her Twitch streams. And they’re like three hours long. How many times can you watch somebody play Pokemon?Oh, she plays piano in this one:She’s no Myra Hess but at least it shows that she has some hobby outside of playing Pokemon. There’s also a guitar in the background. -
FINISHED Sketchbook Flip Through – No Talking/Commentary – PushingUpRoses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Srq9AeFPrc
PushingUpRoses is maybe my least favourite person of all time. She’s so awful that I can’t even review her shit. It’s too infuriating for me. But this is a video where she doesn’t talk so maybe I can handle it.
Oh my god. This video is without commentary but she starts the video by saying that a video of this sketchbook WITH commentary is on her Patreon.
Go fuck yourself. Get a fucking job, you hobo. What do I care about your inane, self-obsessed commentary?
So she’s drawing like aliens who are yelling. You know, those grey aliens with the big eyes and big heads and little bodies. I did this shit when I was like 14.
0:30 – Here’s a drawing of a crying woman. Shows what a tortured artist she is.
0:45 – Some fictitious female Star Trek character, I think.
Then a close up of a crying eyeball.
1:00 – More weird aliens.
1:15 – A rabbit and a picture of Bob Ross that she pasted into this book. She didn’t create that picture, she just pasted it into the book for whatever crazy artistic reasons.
Then a drawing of a bald woman. Maybe these weren’t even aliens before. Maybe they’re all just bald women.
She also makes comments in the sketchbook about how her art isn’t very good.
I guess it’s true. It’s probably better than I can do but if I practiced, I could probably become as a good as PushingUpRoses. It’s just, you know, I stopped drawing when I was like 15, as most people do.
I used to really like drawing, as most kids do. I wasn’t particularly good but I was okay.
But then I had a couple of shitty art teachers who really soured me on the whole thing. I had three, actually, now that I think of it.
In 9th grade, there was just some fucking pretentious douchebag who once had a job animating commercials for a well known breakfast cereal and because of that, he really thought highly of himself. That’s fine. We’re all happy that you got that dream art gig twenty years ago but that doesn’t mean that you have to talk down to a class of 14 year olds.
I don’t know. He was just an asshole. On one of my report cards or something he wrote, “Has to at least TRY”. I don’t even know what the problem was. Did I do all of the assignments? Probably not but I can’t remember anything in particular. I had other stuff going on. Art class was a low priority for me. He should have been more encouraging. He just made sarcastic comments. Fuck him.
Then in the tenth grade, I had a different art teacher. He just kept insisting that I wasn’t good at art and I don’t know why. He hadn’t even seen anything that I did. I wasn’t really doing any of the assignments. I didn’t give a fuck. But it wasn’t because of a lack of talent. He was a shitty teacher.
So we have to do a fucking caricature. This was easy. I can do this. The other shit we were doing was a lot of shitty sculptures and papier mache and whatnot. Fuck that. I don’t want to carve the milk carton block bullshit. But drawing a caricature? I can do that.
I’m excited. I’m going to do this shit. But before we even start, he comes over and draws me a caricature of Bruce Lee. Then he says that he wants me to trace it. And that will be my work. Tracing his drawing.
So whatever. He does the drawing, it’s great, whatever. But I feel like a fucking idiot now. I don’t want to trace his fucking drawing like I’m in kindergarten.
So I do my own work. I do a caricature of Leonard Nimoy as Spock. It’s not bad. I spent a lot of time on it. I coloured everything in. Whatever.
I turn it in, he takes one look at it, says, “Okay” and marks whatever grade in his book. That’s it.
Then in the 11th grade I had another art teacher. It was some woman who kept coming on to me. Making weird sexual comments. Well, whatever. At least she’s the right gender.
But again, she kept insisting that I’m not good at art. I ended up getting a “D” in her class and I dropped the class after that. I took fucking geography or whatever to replace it. Just a normal class.
Actually, all of these teachers gave me “D”s or similar. It’s crazy. Art is supposed to be the easiest fucking class available. That’s why I kept taking the classes.
The teachers were right. Compared to the other students, I wasn’t very good at art. Most of the other students were really into it and they drew a lot in their spare time and they considered themselves to be artsy people.
But I enjoyed drawing and it was of reasonable quality. I made like comic strips and shit like this. I also made like shit with construction paper like South Park but this was before South Park. Just like a picture of whatever using construction paper. I recreated book covers using construction paper, for example.
But these teachers just kept talking about how shit I am at art. I mean, okay, I’m not as good as this hemp smoking guy over here but how about a little encouragement? Help me reach my potential.
Well, they’re all dead now. Actually, I don’t know but they’re at least all retired now.
Back to PushingUpRoses and her…art.
More bald alien women…
1:45 – A weird house.
2;00 – Hot air balloons. This one is okay. See? This is what I’m talking about with the encouragement.
Then another house and a weird eyeball thing.
2:15 – Ghost woman.
2:30 – Severed head.
Then a blue woman and some flowers.
2:45 – A house and some weird woman with beads or something coming out of the top of her head.
How much more of this is there? Five minutes? Oh fuck. No. I think that I hit my limit.
I’ve skimmed the rest. It’s a lot of buildings and bald alien women and hot air balloons.
So that’s that. What can I say? If she enjoys drawing, good for her. She’s not going to make a living out of this.
Oh wait. But she is. Kind of. She sells her “abstract” paintings. To horny losers and militant “feminists”.
She’s shown her “creative process” before. She just mixes the paint, pours it on the canvas, and spins the canvas around. It’s like something you would do in kindergarten. People are buying this shit.
Her Twitter is all about how depressed she is. And her therapist. I haven’t seen the word “meds” yet but I’m sure if I look hard enough, I’ll find it.
https://twitter.com/PushinUpRoses/status/1377158351050579974
“I’m depressed. Really depressed. Feel like giving up.”
Then 350 replies from horny losers giving her virtual “hugs”.
If you’re depressed, I’m sympathetic. Talk to somebody about it. Not Twitter.
https://twitter.com/PushinUpRoses/status/1377416179858345984
“My therapist convinced me to take a day off – total self care day. Ate well, put a mask on my face and eyes, and now I am treating myself to BoTW, where I proceeded to get stuck in a giant mechanical camel for an hour. *twitch*”
What’s BoTW? Oh. Some Zelda game. How silly of me not to know every acronym.
Well, that was money well spent. Her therapist convinced her to do a little “self-love”. As opposed to what? This is all she does. She’s extremely self-absorbed as these people who boast about depression on the internet tend to be. Almost always women, by the way.
What about solving the problem? Wouldn’t that be an idea? Get a job. That would solve a lot. You’d be out, making money, feeling good about yourself. Maybe that’s a crazy idea. Maybe you’re better off wallowing in self-pity with your army of horny loser “fans” on the internet giving you virtual hugs.
I mean, that’s depressing. What kind of life is that? I totally understand why she would be depressed.
Take somebody like Erin, for example. We can really use any of these gamer grrls but Erin is the funniest. Similar situation.
You wake up every day and you make videos for a handful of horny losers like Shishi and Marcus and Jose and whoever else. Day after day. These shitty videos for these mentally challenged, horny losers.
Anybody would get depressed by that. And you see how these gamer grrls manage this depression. They take periodic “mental health breaks”. Retro Ali does it, Pelvic Gamer does it, Bobdunga does it, and Erin probably does it but she just doesn’t announce it as such.
But the problem is still there. These breaks don’t solve anything. You’re still making $200/month with these shitty videos for mentally challenged horny losers.
The solution is to get a job and stop making these horrible videos. That solves the problem. It’s not challenging stuff.
But these gamer grrls are just so “addicted” to the “fame”, I guess. “Wow, some autistic guy is jerking off to my Castlevania video. This is awesome.”
Is it really?
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Pick-ups! Valheim, Neofeud, AI: The Somnium Files and other March updates – Cannot be Tamed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kddzh39D0A
0:00 – Pam is sitting on the couch with her new life partner: her dog.
There’s a lesson somewhere in this. You know how people talk about how hot Pam is? She isn’t but let’s go with it. She’s a horrible, horrible person. So it doesn’t matter how attractive you are. People don’t want to be around horrible people. Looks fade, being a bitch is forever.
Back to the video. She talks about Bobdunga’s “documentary”. She had a role as an “automated robot voice”. She describes this as, “The role I was born to play.” A little humour from Pam, acknowledging her boring as fuck nature.
Then she starts showing the shit that she bought last month. And some horndog gave her a game. I’m not watching this.
4:30 – Wait. She bought some Leisure Suit Larry book? How odd. She says that she played the game as a kid. Her aunt gave it to her. And she eventually got all of the games. She doesn’t mention the obvious sexism in these games at all. How peculiar.
19:15 – Let’s skip to what she’s been playing this month. Not that I give a fuck. Why would anyone?
22:00 – Valheim. She doesn’t like it. She says that she doesn’t like any popular new games. That’s because you’re so much better than everyone else, Pam.
Then she talks about some other games and that’s the video. I didn’t really watch. She’s unwatchable.
God, this is too short. I can’t publish this. I’m going to have to pad this out with totally off-topic shit.
Tony from Hack the Movies released another video. He’s reviewing Darkman with Justin Silverman. I haven’t watched it yet. I don’t think I’ll do a review on it. I’m not even sure if I’ll watch it. Without Mint, what’s the point?
And fucking Darkman. I don’t give a fuck about this. All Tony does is review films from “the 90s” or 2000s that are geared to an audience no older than 15. What the fuck is wrong with him? Stuck in perpetual adolescence. It’s a psychological problem. He should talk to SupaPixelGirl about it. Get the help that he needs.
He’s doing like three videos a week. Three one hour videos a week. It’s too much. Way too much. Who is that interested in Tony from Hack the Movies, with his boring fucking teenage movies, and his awful guest hosts to watch 3+ hours of this shit per week?
But yeah, I did end up finishing that one with Mint. Oh god, it was terrible. They made out like this was a joke but it wasn’t a joke. She’s just incapable of having a conversation.
I’ve had many similar situations. You’re in school or something and have to do group work. Fucking awful. You just wish that you were anywhere else. You don’t want to talk to anyone, you don’t want anyone to talk to you. You just want to be left alone. But you have to fucking get through this shit.
Everyone is uncomfortable as fuck. Why isn’t this guy talking? They start thinking that there’s something wrong with them or that I don’t like them or whatever. Then they start making fun of me to other people in the group, to try to ease the situation. And then I start laughing about it to show that I’m in on the “joke”. But everybody fucking hates having me in the group because I don’t fucking contribute at all.
That’s what we were witnessing with Mint here. Somebody who doesn’t want to talk to anyone and doesn’t know how. I assume that she’s been like this her entire life. It’s extremely difficult. Probably less difficult as a woman because being “shy” can be “cute” as a woman, as some of the Youtube comments confirmed, and she obviously found a boyfriend, but it’s still difficult.
It doesn’t end at school, unfortunately. Any social situation. Work, roommates, dates, neighbours, taxi drivers, grocery store checkout workers, whatever. You can’t avoid it.
She just has to start making an effort or it’s going to be this same painful bullshit that we saw on the podcast for the rest of her life, in every social situation. It’s fake and it’s forced but you just have to put on a fake persona in social situations for this to improve. Otherwise, people are constantly going to think that you’re a lunatic or simple-minded or just don’t like them. Also, you probably want to avoid podcasts.
So that’s my advice. Maybe it doesn’t even apply to Mint. I only know her from that one podcast appearance. But I identified. When I was her age, I would have been at least as bad as her. Even now, it would be fucking brutal. Not that I have any immediate plans to appear on Talking About Tapes.
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Brazilian Gamer Grrl Sentenced to 116 Years in Prison for Fraud
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/11259664/brazilian-pro-gamer-shay-victorio-jail-fraud/
Could this be the start of a trend? Erin should be worried.
It’s just some big titted “e-sport” “athlete” who played Counter-Strike. It seems that she’s “retired”. The fraud relates to some online store that she ran. People weren’t getting what they ordered.
Anyway, that article is from a year ago. What actually happened?
She’s still posting on Twitter:
Maybe she smuggled a phone into the prison. You know. Anally. A Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra.
But she’s also still posting on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CFpGzRAJsDQ/
There are a bunch of pictures of her posing on a yacht in a bikini with some heavily tattooed douchebag.
So it seems that she successfully appealed. That’s what I was able to surmise from the few articles that have been posted subsequently. Not many major news outlets covered this important story. The Sun was one of the few who dared. They’re always on top of breaking stories involving women with big tits.
Hey guys! Remember The Sun?
I remember. I used to buy the paper every day when I first moved to the UK. It was just so crazy to see tits in the newspaper. And I didn’t have a computer at the time so this was old school porn that I had to rely on.
I thought that there was going to be tits everywhere in the UK. On television and billboards and whatever. No. It’s pretty disappointing.
Eurotrash was on when I first moved here. There were some tits in that show. And Big Brother had some nudity but it wasn’t gratuitous and it wasn’t even really anything that you wanted to see.
Katie Price had some “reality” show and there was a lot of nudity in that. That was actually pretty good. Nudity-wise, I mean. Content-wise, it was dogshit.
I also saw some Andy Warhol movies. One of them was just a naked guy sitting on a sofa for 90 minutes.
But it seems like as the years have gone by, television in the UK became more and more conservative. It’s been years since I saw any nudity on television. I stopped watching tv like five years ago but even before that, it was probably at least five years since I saw any nudity on tv.
Even just in like mainstream movies how there might be a scene with some nudity…I haven’t seen anything like that in years. They used to show it. But then it seems like they stopped.
Of course, in the US they edit out all of the nudity from films and the profanity too. It seems that this puritanical view has taken over the UK television industry as well now.
I don’t think that The Sun has topless women in their paper any more either. Yeah, it apparently stopped in 2015.
Not that anybody buys newspapers any more. But I lived with some scumbags from Poland many years ago and they’d pin particularly hot Page 3 girls on to a bulletin board in the kitchen. And these guys lived with their girlfriends, I think. Wait…were they their girlfriends? No, I think it was just random Polish girls. There were two Polish girls who shared a room and two Polish guys who shared another room. And then there was another Polish guy who had a room. Anyway, nobody cared. And they all drank all day.
There was another place I lived that had some scumbags from India there and for some odd reason, they just had a copy of the Sun open up to page 3 lying in the living room. Then the landlord, who was also from India, comes in with his young son, takes the newspaper, folds it over, and gives me a dirty look like I was the one who fucking did it. I just answered the door. It was nothing to do with me.
But we live in more enlightened times now. If you want to see tits nowadays, you have to watch a “feminist” playing video games.
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie is Dumb! – Talking About Tapes -Tony from Hack the Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7o4-z0FvHA
Couple of guest hosts. Just look at this guy. Holy shit. That’s some hair and blouse that you have there. Ding a ling a ling.
And I did some investigation before even starting the video and the woman is gay too. She describes herself as a “titty artist”. And what she seems to do is draw pornographic furry “art”. I think that this is the woman that Tony was talking about on one of the Godzilla podcasts. She apparently drew unsolicited furry art of Tony and his co-host Johanna. And I think that she then charged him for it.
So in the first few seconds of this video, we get a preview of the upcoming “fun”. This woman is a straight up moron. Some dumb hillbilly from Virginia. I’m not saying that all people from Virginia are dumb hillbillies but she is.
Why can’t we get any good women on this show? Because I come off as misogynistic with this shit. But look at what we have:
Johnanna: Dreadful
Newt’s “Model” Girlfriend: Horrendous
This latest woman: Objectionable on multiple levelsWhy can’t we get intelligent, articulate women who can review a film in a forthright and meaningful fashion? Why is it always these vulgar dumbasses? Does Tony not know any classy, intelligent women?
So let’s see what these two homosexual pornographers have to say about the fucking Power Rangers. Hey guys! Remember the Power Rangers? I guess but I was too old to watch that shit. Can we can review some films that normal adults enjoy for a change?
0:45 – So they start with Tony saying that this woman, who is either high or just really slow (could be both) did some picture of Tony in booty shorts.
Then he mentions that gay Godzilla picture that I mentioned before.
And he’s throwing such softball questions to this woman in an effort to get her to say something funny and/or interesting and she fails hard.
I think that this gay man is wearing a cape. It reminds me of a video I saw of noted Hollywood homosexual Ben Vereen. He was wearing a cape during some interview and the cape is never mentioned.
Anyway, Tony watched this movie on Youtube. How lazy can you possibly get? He couldn’t even download the torrent? The torrent version is going to be better than what’s on Youtube.
2.45 – Tony asks them how “pumped” they were for the movie back in 1995 or whenever it came out. This woman says, “My mom watched it for me.” Tony just says “oh” kind of awkwardly and moves on.
What does her comment even mean? Tony obviously didn’t care enough to explore it. I can’t blame him. This dope is a total lost cause. Don’t try to get anything intelligent out of that woman.
By the way, I’m six minutes in and this woman isn’t contributing anything. It’s just this man in a cape and Tony talking. That’s pretty much always how it is when you have three people talking. And this woman is just not equipped to interject. It requires quick thinking and this is not a skill that she possesses.
6:00 – Tony must have noticed this, so he said, “What do you think, Min(?)?” I guess that her name is Min. Or something.
So let’s see what old Min has to say.
“I was never really into Power Rangers as a kid. I was really only introduced by Vizzy.”
Vizzy is the man in a cape. They’re in some kind of homosexual relationship. A gay man and a gay woman. There’s probably a name for this but I don’t know what it is.
So yeah, she’s totally worthless for this discussion. She’s straight up telling you, “I don’t give a fuck about this shit?”
I appreciate the candour. I really do. It’s a lot better than pretending to be interested in something and then trying to fake your way through it. But it then begs the question, “What the fuck is she doing here?”
Even if this was a topic that she’s very familiar with, say, methamphetamines, she just doesn’t have the mental acumen to have a discussion about it. She’s dumb and she has no conversation skills.
I’m sympathetic. I really am. I used to go on dates and not say a whole lot and they were fucking disasters. It wasn’t until I learned, “Hey, I have to work on my conversation skills if I’m going to get a second date out of this shit” that things started to change. You have to make an effort. If you’re an introverted person, it doesn’t come naturally. You have to force yourself to have a conversation.
Fortunately, my humiliation was limited to bad dates. This woman went on a podcast and decided to try to get by on her “good looks”. 13,000 people have seen this.
It’s just not her thing. She wants to make pornographic furry “art”. Fine. Do that. Not everybody has to be a podcast superstar like Tony from Hack the Movies. The world also needs pornographic furry art. Stick to what you’re good at, avoid what you’re bad at.
6:15 – Then Tony turns to the guy in a cape and says, “This is a great guest you’ve got here.”
Let me check the comments. Are even these weird Tony from Hack the Movies “fans” turning on this woman?
– “You could crop mint out of the whole video and hardly notice”
Oh. Her name is Mint. I said “Min” before. But yeah. She’s bad.
– “Mint is charming but she didn’t bring much to the discussion. Still it’s refreshing to hear an opinion from someone with a different point of view.”
You mean the point of view of somebody who didn’t even watch the movie?
– “That’s a good way of putting it. Is she just really shy?! It’s cute… But doesn’t add to the discussion”
– “Mint is definitely the Korben Dallas to this podcasts Ruby Rhod.”
I don’t know what any of this is but I think that he’s shitting on her.
– “Tony, I know she is trying but she killed this for me…. you guys have great back and forth then she just try’s to add in but knows nothing :/”
– “She’s an empty void”
– “Lol mint… it’s like when I have a gig and bring my girlfriend. Shes trying tho”
Somebody replies, “No she’s not”
– “well she was clearly out of her element on this one. bring her back on something she knows about so she has a chance man.”
– “Mint was very insightful (laughing emoji)”
– “And the awards for the worst guests goes to…”
Somebody replies, “Come on the dude was pretty alright.”
– “There’s a whole lot of ’tism in that room. Wow.”
– “Mint is totally high during this.”
– “Mint needs some caffeine or something.”
– “Those two made it very difficult to get through the whole video with what little they brought to the table. Him trying to play the stoner character & her the naive person who knows very little about the topic being discussed. At least your other guess take notes & watch the movies before you film. If you bring them back again, please make it something that they are BOTH knowledgeable of. That way the video will be more entertaining. Keep up the good work & can’t wait for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Darkman in the next few weeks.”
– “Tony where’d you find these zoomer weirdos? Peppermint doesn’t even like power rangers. Where’s Newt?”
– “how many lady`s are in this room?”
– “She doesn’t know very much about the power rangers”
– “Shes on some mad drugs”
– “Awful guests. No pink haired zoomers pls”
– “Why is she here?”
Tony replies, “She wanted to be!”
That’s the only criteria? It does somewhat explain things, I guess.
– “Mint is a girl? I never knew…”
I assume that she makes references to her being female.
– “Two questions what’s this girl been smoking??? And can i have some….”
– “Sorry can’t finish this,plz don’t use these two again”
– “is just me or she is trying to hard to be thug guy.”
It’s true. She tries to sound like a hillbilly thug.
– “I can see why this channel is struggling”
– “10:54 seriously don’t ever have this chick on again, she was a total drag on an otherwise great funny episode. Why would she even want to be here if she knows nothing about the movie, didn’t even watch it and gets annoyed and acts weird when Tony asks her about the movie. I know It was probably just a joke but she seriously killed the laughter every time the attention went back to her. Never thought I’d miss Newt lol”
– “Sorry don’t care for these other two people at all… bring back rental reviews”
– “very terrible guests”
– “Don‘t have Mint back, please. I’m sure she’s nice and all, but that was terrible.”
Somebody replies, “I was pretty amazed at how worthless she was and how little she had to contribute.”
– “Man, these guests are really cringe..”
– “Dude looks terrible for 22. Get a gym membership. Nice Cape nerd”
– “You need to have these two specific guest on more often and Mint should never know what you all are reviewing. Just have her pretend she knows what you all are talking about. Its hilarious.”
– “Mint might be the most annoying, awkward person I’ve ever seen / heard speak.”
– “Ouch…ruff guests this time around..”
Okay. I have to stop. There are more but I can’t just keep copy and pasting comments.
I’m actually intrigued to watch this now. I know that I stopped at 7 minutes but now I want to see how bad this truly is. Just for my own enjoyment. I can’t write about it, though. I think it’s pretty well established that she’s god awful. There’s nothing more that I can add.
But holy shit. I don’t think that I’ve ever laughed so hard at Youtube comments in my life.
I have to watch this, though. I’m going to fucking download it even. This is so bad that I suspect he’s going to delete the video. I should do an edit of just Mint.
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Darkman (NES) – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) – Cinemassacre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPVwsiTdDHA
It starts with Rainman “joking” about how he’s depressed and hasn’t left the house in a year. But this is real. It’s not something to joke about. Seek help.
1:30 – “But first, a message from our sponsor.”
It’s the same fucking ad that they’ve been doing for this VPN for ages now.
Jimmy suggests using this VPN to watch shows on Netflix that are blocked in your country. Tony from Hack the Movies recently said that he tried this and got a message from Netflix telling him not to do that again. So this is something that you can possibly get banned for.
6:30 – Extended poo talk…
7:30 – More poo talk. Retards the world over are holding their sides.
14:15 – “Tabasco enema”.
I’ve finished the video. Other than that poo talk, it was okay, I guess. Nobody gets a writing credit on this one. There were no dumb skits. There was even a joke about this.
Let’s see what the homosexuals on Reddit have to say about this.
Yeah, they seem to give it mediocre to good reviews. Maybe a 6/10 on average. That’s about right, I guess.
I was watching earlier episodes a few months ago and was actually surprised that they were funny. I didn’t even realise that these were supposed to be funny. Not actually funny, anyway. I haven’t laughed at any AVGN in many, many years.
So why do I watch? I don’t know. They’re mildly interesting. I’m subscribed. I’m not subscribed to a lot of channels. I don’t have a television. So…whatever. It’s better than a lot of the shit that I’m subscribed to.
But I haven’t expected it to be funny in many, many years. Way before Screenwave. Poo talk and dumb skits. That doesn’t tickle me.
That’s it for the video. Now for a diatribe on the essence of comedy.
I’ve always had a problem with rehearsed comedy. I remember as a kid, I really hated stand up comedy because although the guy is presenting this material like he’s just coming up with it off the top of his head, I knew that he had done this bit a thousand times before. There was a dishonest element to it that I didn’t like.
It’s like with clowns. Nobody thinks that they’re funny. And they’re unsettling because there’s a disconnect between their painted on smiles and their actual expression, which, even if they’re smiling, you know it’s fake. Same thing with costumed characters. That Mickey Mouse head is always smiling but the person inside that costume is probably miserable. But even if he isn’t, I don’t know. This is fake. That smiling Mickey is fake.
You can extend this to television or movies or whatever. I almost never find any of this shit funny. If you’re trying to be funny, there’s a really good chance that it’s not funny.
But of course, there are tv shows and movies that I find amusing but they have to be cleverly written. If I’m not congratulating myself for being smart enough to get the joke, it doesn’t work for me. So a lot of this lowest common denominator shit, particularly from the 80s and the 90s, I don’t even understand how anyone is laughing at that. Fucking Webster or Two Broke Girls or whatever. How can anybody possibly be laughing at that shit?
So it’s like with AVGN. The poop talk, no. It doesn’t work for me. That’s fucking stupid. Small children and the mentally challenged might like that but not me.
But here’s an example of something that’s actually funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u5dtBtG9yU
9:45 – After talking about poop (which isn’t funny) he talks about if video games are art (a popular topic for a time) and goes on to ask if Tiger handheld games are actually games. He then describes them as a “Caveman’s version of video games.”
It’s funny because you can relate, what he’s saying is true, and it’s a relatively intellectual topic. It is a mystery why those handheld games were so popular and they barely qualify as games. Why would anybody buy these when you can just save up a bit more money to get a Gameboy? But people did. I had some and I played them. I don’t really know why.
So I think that this is the key. More of the intelligent and relatable stuff, less of the poop talk and dumb skits where he’s beating up a costumed character or bad CGI or whatever.
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Castlevania: Bloodlines (Sega Genesis) Full Game – Erin Plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BOyPANWLFk
Hello, gentlemen. Do you recall Castlevania? Well, Erin is playing it. Yet again. On stream, for money.
Four fucking hours of this.
Right before this video, I was watching Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining’s latest video. She’s reviewing some FMV game. The video is ten minutes long. I got to 90 seconds and I said, “What else could I be doing?” Then I found this four hour Erin Plays video. Even a four hour Erin Plays video would be less painful to watch than a ten minute Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining video.
So here’s the plan. There is absolutely no way that I’m going to watch four hours of this shit. I won’t even make it ten minutes if I just watch from the start. So I’m going to watch the first few minutes, see if she says anything really stupid, and then I’m going to skip around at random. It’s the only way that this is possible. NOBODY can possibly watch four hours of this shit.
0:00 – “I’ve played it before but I beat it on ‘easy’ so now I’m going to be playing it on ‘normal’”.
Whoa. What a bombshell. Is this the first time that she’s playing a game on ‘normal’ difficulty? Any game that has an ‘easy’ option, she always goes for it.
“But I will be using unlimited continues because I just need to, you know, I don’t want to punish myself too much.”
Oh. So then she enters a cheat code to give her unlimited continues.
She actually uses cheats and then counts that as “beating” the game. She’s the only person I’ve ever encountered who does this. Everyone else knows that using cheats means that you didn’t beat the game. The clue is in the name: “cheats”.
Mike was playing Where’s Waldo for the NES recently, on stream, for money. And at one point, his stream was “raided” by Erin. He starts talking about how she’s playing Castlevania. And he’s trying to really big up Erin’s “gaming” achievements. “She beat the game as John? I’ve not even beaten the game as John.”
Well, obviously Erin is a bigger “gamer” than you, Mike. Is that what you want to hear? Erin is a real hardcore “gamer”. Not a scammer at all. She’s beaten ALL the games. On stream, for money. With cheat codes.
1:00 – “SE to 73”
She’s adjusting the sound levels and reading from some notes that she presumably took from the last time that she played this game on stream, for money. So first she changed the background music level and then she changed the “SE”.
She doesn’t know what this stands for. It took me a few seconds too. “Sound effects”. But she doesn’t have a clue. It’s a minor point, maybe.
1:15 – “We will be playing with John Morris. When it’s Castlevania, I like to play with my whippy boy.”
She played this game ONCE. On stream, for money. Why does she portray herself as somebody who plays games extensively, in her spare time? It doesn’t happen.
1:30 – “Yeah, last time I was wearing a Sailor Moon hoodie and now I’m wearing a Hello Kitty hoodie.”
Hey guys! Remember that Erin is 33 years old? And she’s wearing shit with children’s cartoon characters on it? That’s normal, right? Normal 33 year olds wear stuff that’s clearly marketed to children.
I don’t find this cute. It’s pathetic in the extreme. But you have weirdos like Shishi jerking off over this.
2:00 – Then she goes on an extended rant about how she planned on playing this game without the cheat code but then decided, “Let me work up to that.” So we’re going to get MORE of this fucking bullshit.
If you like the game, play the game in your spare time. You don’t have to subject the entire world to this shit. We’ve seen you play Castlevania. Do something else.
I think that she cut out an extended section where she talks about how she’s getting used to the controls. She said shit like, “It’s been so long since I played this, I forgot the controls”. She played the game ONCE. On stream, for money. It’s not surprising that she doesn’t remember the controls.
She’s really bad at the game, by the way. Do I even need to say this?
Okay, I made it to five minutes. It’s time to move on.
10:30 – “Boss time. I forget. I always forget.”
How can you “always” forget? You played the game ONCE!
It’s just constant lies from her.
4:11:30 – She “beats” the game and then says that the next step will be on “normal” without cheats. We’ll all look forward to that boring as fuck stream.
She was wearing this same hoodie for the full four hours. Is that right? She streamed for over four hours straight?
Yeah. I checked Twitch. Four and a half hours. And two days earlier, she streamed the same game for two hours and twenty minutes. And five days after this video that she uploaded, she streamed the game for three and a half hours.
Isn’t this destroying her wrists? Normally, she can’t play a game for 20 minutes without complaining about “carpal tunnel”.
But I skimmed this video and didn’t see a single mention of “carpal tunnel” or any footage of her massaging her wrists. Interesting. She played a game for ten hours over the course of a week and no wrist problems.
The third video that she did in this trilogy this week is where she plays the game on “normal” without cheats. I don’t know what she did in the first video. She didn’t upload it. I assume that she played the game and didn’t beat it.
Anyway, it’s all trash. Who can possibly be watching this? They’re mentally challenged. That’s the only explanation.
I’m subscribed to this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/c/BenSpinden/videos
He has autism or something. Whatever it is, it’s severe. So he’ll upload hours and hours and hours of footage every day. His most recent obsession is showing his video game collection for the year 2021. He must do this every year. So for every console, he has a different video. And it’s just hours of this shit. And he gets like 50 views on these videos.
He also plays a lot of gameshow games like Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune or whatever. And he’ll sometimes play with his friends on Steam or whatever. Not co-op because the games don’t allow for online co-op but they’ll just help him with the answers. His friends are also autistic or something. And they get every fucking question right because they’ve played these games repeatedly. They’ve memorised the answers.
One of his friends is a woman, which is unusual. And they were all “playing” Wheel of Fortune together. She gave the answer to the puzzle before there were even any letters revealed.
So I can see autistic or just generally mentally challenged people enjoying Erin’s videos. They like repetition. So Castlevania over and over and over again. They’re down for that. Ten hours in a week. They can watch that shit. But nobody else can. No healthy person can watch ten hours of Erin playing Castlevania. I can’t watch ten fucking minutes of it.
Could this be a conscious decision? Is Erin intentionally targeting the mentally challenged?
It’s like cat videos. There are videos on Youtube specifically designed to appeal to cats. So it will be like a ten hour video of a mouse running in and out of shot. Something like that. And they’ll loop the footage to make it ten hours long. And then cats watch that shit and the person who made the video gets money from this.
I’m thinking that Erin is doing a similar thing for the mentally challenged. She’s intentionally making videos that appeal to the mentally challenged. And in her videos, she’ll say, “Oh, I missed you guys so much.” Shit like this. It’s clear manipulation. She doesn’t miss these fucking losers. She’s intentionally creating a girlfriend experience to appeal to these pathetic horndogs.
Anyway, she’s doing this shit for peanuts and getting fucked in the ass on the regular over this. So at least this deplorable behaviour is not working out for her.
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SupaPixelGirl Ends her OnlyFans
https://onlyfans.com/supanintendogrl
https://onlyfans.com/supanostalgic
Last time I checked, Dr OnlyFans was charging $5.99/month for pictures of her in a turtleneck sweater and nude pictures of another woman and claiming that they were of her. She also constantly berated the people paying for this shit.
All of that goodness has now come to an end. How are these people supposed to jerk off now? A close up of a vagina that could be anyone’s vagina. That’s hot shit. Come on. Don’t take that away.
What happens to these people’s money? Do they get a refund? Because you can sign up for up to six months. Only a lunatic would do that, especially if they know how unwell SupaPixelGirl is, but I’m sure that people do it. And even if they just signed up for a month, don’t they get a refund for that final month?
I wonder what OnlyFans’ refund policy actually is. Surely, if somebody deletes all of their content, as SupaPixelGirl has done, that’s grounds for a refund. But what if the content is just really bad? Or really sparse? Like they only post one picture a month or something. Can you get a refund then?
No, from a quick DuckDuckGo, OnlyFans never refunds anyone for anything. So those people all just got fucked.
Well, there’s still her Instagram.
https://www.instagram.com/supanostalgic
Oh. It’s just that picture of her in a bra from months ago. That’s the most recent picture. And some shit about her idea of feminism. And pictures of a cat.
What about Twitter?
https://twitter.com/SupaNostalgic
“your local blockbuster employee”
Ha! Hey guys! Remember Blockbuster?
Oh, sure. We all remember Blockbuster, Dr OnlyFans. Did you see Erin’s recent video that had “Blockbuster” in the title but had nothing to do with Blockbuster? That was awesome! Made me fully nostalgic!
She’ll write something like once every three months. And then often erase what she’s written. But we’re in luck! She posted something just a few hours ago.
https://twitter.com/SupaNostalgic/status/1375873928938262534
I just found out today Chris Farley was originally cast as Shrek. Anyways, one of the greatest comedians of our time.
Hey guys! Remember Chris Farley?
I remember. He wasn’t funny. At all. A big fat guy yelling. That’s not comedy.
Why doesn’t she talk about her fucking job search? She moved to Boston or somewhere to look for work as a psychiatrist or psychologist or something. Maybe that’s why she got rid of her OnlyFans. She finally realised that having a crazy OnlyFans wasn’t going to help her with getting a job.
Apparently, fellow students reported her to somebody in her course for having an OnlyFans. Wasn’t that enough of a wake up call? But no, she was doing this for “feminism”. It’s empowering to take pictures of a naked woman that you find on Reddit and try to pass them off as your own.
By the way, as far as I’m aware, SupaPixelGirl has never posted a single nude picture on her OnlyFans. Not one of herself, anyway. There was a close up picture of a vagina, which could be anyone’s vagina, and that’s it. And even if that vagina belongs to SupaPixelGirl, who gives a fuck? Who’s jerking off to close up pictures of a vagina? This is like medical photography that a gynecology student would look at.
But yeah, I’d like to hear how the job search is going. Or if she’s already working, tell us about that. Not details, of course. But just broadly, if she found a job, how she likes it, shit like this. Or if she hasn’t found a job, tell us about that too. It’s difficult. I’m sympathetic.
She could show us her new apartment. How does she like Boston. Or wherever she is. I don’t know if it’s Boston. I think she’s originally from Seattle, and then she did her master’s degree or something in Georgia or somewhere in the South, and then she moved to the Northeast to look for work or because she had a job already lined up.
Imagine going to this lunatic for your psychiatric needs, though. Holy shit. No, thank you.
So that’s about as much as we know about SupaPixelGirl. She’s also on Twitch. She does a stream about once a month but you have to be a subscriber to view that goodness. Five bucks a month. For one video of her playing some game, poorly, or “just chatting” streams. I think I’ll pass.
She’s also on Discord but I don’t understand that. Like “Youtubers” will have a Discord that you have to pay to get into. Why would anyone do that? Isn’t it just like a chat room? I’m supposed to pay to talk to the horndogs?
At least she ended that dreadful OnlyFans. And she’s looking for work. Although, I’d be astonished if she finds work as a psychologist or psychiatrist. Just look for a job in an office or something. You blew your money on that master’s degree. And the undergraduate degree. That’s just the unfortunate reality. She’ll be paying that shit off the rest of her life. Let it be a lesson to everyone else.
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The Girl Games Of Lost Media – Documentary – Bobdunga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8ZUR2De15s
It’s finally here. After months of hype and no videos except for the odd Oculus Rift commercial, it’s the grand premiere of Bobdunga’s “documentary”: The Girl Games of Lost Media. The thumbnail has pictures of Mean Girls and Clueless Nintendo DS games. I don’t have high hopes but let’s give it a chance. It’s an hour and fifteen minutes…
0:30 – She’s talking about…I don’t even know. I’m already lost. Something about Saturday morning television. And she says, “It brings you nostalgia”. It’s just so annoying. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe everybody else is using the word “nostalgia” correctly and I’m the idiot for thinking that it’s not right. But “brings you nostalgia”? No. It’s wrong.
“Nostalgic feelings”. I’d be down with that. Or “feelings of nostalgia”. That’s right. Am I crazy? Why are people constantly misusing the word “nostalgia”?
4:30 – Pink keyboard and pink Nintendo DS. Because she’s a girl!
Why don’t guys do this? I mean with blue. Blue is the most masculine colour, right? There’s nobody on earth hoarding all of the blue consumer goods to announce to the world that he’s a man.
This “documentary” is not good, by the way. I hate to say that. But we all knew that this would be the case. I’m at six minutes and it’s been all padding so far.
I’m at eight minutes. I have to take a break.
There’s just sooooooooooooooooooooo much stock footage. I hate this shit. Youtube is full of lazy bastards who do this.
11:00 – She pronounces “clique” as “cleek”. There were a few other odd pronunciations earlier in the video too. I didn’t mention them. I assume that it’s how things are pronounced in Canada.
Anyway, let’s try to get through this. She’s finally talking about the fucking subject of the video.
11:45 – She has some of her friends or at least Youtube “friends” act as narrator for some message board comments. And they’re intentionally making the people sound like idiots. It’s like as a child when you would imitate your sibling or whoever when you were mad at them. “This is you…duh duh I’m an idiot” said in a stupid voice. This is the level that this “documentary” is at.
And oddly, they use a stereotypical New York accent for a guy who is clearly Canadian (he talks about “loonies”). And somebody with “from Leipzig” in their name is read in some valley girl accent.
This is how “Youtubers”, I’m obviously including Bobdunga, view the public: brainless, zombie masses.
12:45 – They’re reading another comment, and they add the word “yo” in the beginning to make this guy sound even more unintelligent. And it’s this same guy doing the Italian-American New York accent even though the guy has a username that suggests that he’s Hispanic.
By the way, I’m reading the description and apparently Pokimane appears in this video as Cher. Bobdunga re-tweets LOADS of stuff by this woman. Maybe Bobdunga is a lesbian now. I really don’t think that Pokimane will be interested, though. I mean, come on. You have to find somebody in your league.
Oh, JOHN RIGGS also supplies his voice acting “talents”. That’s fantastic.
“Pam” as well. I don’t know if that’s CannotBeEntertaining or not. She doesn’t link to anyone’s channels, except for Pokimane.
This has been done to death. Get a bunch of loser “Youtubers” to voice your shit. It’s just a way to promote each other. Mutual masturbation. But nobody gives a fuck. Who’s getting excited over John Riggs voicing somebody in your stupid little video?
14:00 – Chapter 3 is entitled “That’s so Fetch”. I think that she used this expression earlier in the video. I couldn’t understand what she was saying. Maybe this chapter will elucidate things. Like what “fetch” means in this context.
18:30 – More mocking of the people who left comments on message boards. It’s distasteful in the extreme. Does anybody find this funny? It’s some shitty “Youtubers”, who think that they’re above the common man, mocking you. Like “Youtubers” are anyone.
“Oh yeah! I like being insulted! Give it to me, some ‘Youtuber’ who I never heard of before! You make $5,000/year! You’re a big superstar celebrity!”
20:15 – They have mocking images of the people who wrote these messages and there’s a reference to somebody named Paolo. She uses a picture of what I initially thought was a woman but from reading the comments, it’s Prince.
God. You know what? I don’t want to watch this shit any more. Fuck Bobdunga and fuck these loser “Youtubers” doing the voices.
Fucking ridiculous. Try not to insult your audience the next time you make a “documentary”.
