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Yakuza Zero, Little Nightmares 2, Strangeland and other May updates – Cannot be Tamed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP474VyYYiU
Oh, a video of Pam and her life partner. Great.
0:00 – “So a few cool things happened this month. First of all, I finally got my first vaccine.”
That’s “cool”? I remember getting an MMR vaccine when I was like 20. What’s “MMR”? Oh. Measles, mumps, and rubella. Anyway, could I really have been 20? I don’t know. I got some kind of vaccine when I was 20 because the university I was going to required it. So I went to the doctor, got the shot, and that was that. No big deal. There was nothing cool about it. It was just…a vaccine. And I didn’t tell anybody about it because nobody on earth would have given a shit.
But here we have Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining “virtue signalling.” And how the fuck is it virtuous to get a vaccine? But this is how the discussion has been framed. At least in the US. If you’re a “liberal”, you put your mask on and get vaccinated. If you’re a “conservative”, you refuse to wear masks or get vaccinated. It’s idiotic. This has nothing to do with any stupid fucking politics.
0:45 – Pam’s life partner starts trying to lick her and Pam says, “Yes, I know. I love you too.”
This is too much. Nobody wants to see a couple making out. You see this shit in public and you have to avert your eyes. I don’t want to see it in my fucking Youtube videos. Especially when, with respect, Pam’s life partner is her dog. Now, I’m an open-minded guy and everything, what Pam and her dog do in their private lives is their own business, but I don’t want to see this.
1:45 – She says that she got a new computer so might try streaming again. I’m on tenterhooks here.
2:00 – She shoots oot some channel called Chips N Cellos. It’s some stupid “band” who plays video game music.
These shoot oots used to be so much better when it was 100% gamer grrls. She hasn’t shooted oot a gamer grrl in ages.
19:15 – She’s talking about some game. “One of the quests I did was teaching a dominatrix how to humiliate men, which was a lot of fun for me.”
Why does she think that this is acceptable? Look at where this attitude has got her so far. She’s dating her dog. No man wants anything to do with her. Well, perhaps the horntards but no man with an IQ over 50.
I can’t listen to this bore any more. Let’s check out the comments.
A couple people talking about getting their vaccines. Who the fuck cares?
– “How can you have the big dog in your house that’s unsanitary.”
Come on. That’s her girlfriend that you’re talking about.
A lot of comments about her dog…
– “I didn’t know you’re a fellow Canuck!”
How the fuck can you not? She gives fucking shoot oots.
More people talking about their vaccine…
And her life partner…
Let me check out her Twitter. I can just go on about Pam fucking her dog some more but maybe she wrote something interesting.
https://twitter.com/Jasyla_/status/1399170784120213509
“If anyone else needs detailed analysis of specific episodes or arcs of Xena Warrior Princess in their life.. here you go!”
Umm…no thanks.
Oh, a picture holding a sticker saying that she got vaccinated.
https://twitter.com/Jasyla_/status/1398673755761778688
Is she seven years old? Who the fuck wants a sticker?More weird “virtue signalling”.
If you want to get vaccinated, I don’t fucking care. Go get vaccinated. Get all of the vaccines you want. But you’re not morally superior to anyone for doing so. It’s insane. Why would anybody even think that?
So vaccines…bestiality….I think that’s everything that I wanted to cover.
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The Bald Hypocrisy of TheCinemassacreTruth
Long time poster Jeffrey Sweeney posted a picture of James Rolfe, emphasising his baldness. The message was deleted. Jeffrey Sweeney then proceeded to ask why this post was deleted. This message was also deleted. I link to it above.
In his post, now deleted, he said something along the lines of, “Why can we make fun of the Screenwave guys being fat but not James being bald?”
It’s true. Posts about James being bald are routinely deleted but every fucking day there are posts about how the Screenwave crew are overweight.
So one of the “mods” explains:
“Simple reasoning – don’t make fun of things beyond someone’s control. Fatness is mostly a choice, or at least a result of bad choices”
Without getting into the myriad of reasons why somebody might be overweight, let’s just focus on not making fun of things that are out of people’s control.
So like how James has some kind of genetic deformity with his foot?
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/lgdw7g/dragon_in_my_duckwalk/
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/nnjiva/james_duck_walk/
What about James being autistic?
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/d4zo8a/does_james_have_autism/
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/fjg5ls/autism_speaks/
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/fjg5ls/autism_speaks/
James having gone to special education and/or being “retarded”?
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/nlzztb/little_jamesy_learns_to_walk/
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/cji0s4/special_ed_james/
All of those things are okay. Apparently James chooses to walk with an odd gait. And he chooses to exhibit autistic behaviours. And he chose to go to special education. So that’s all fair game.
But baldness? No. We can’t talk about baldness. That’s going too far.
What’s clearly happening here is that one or more of these homosexual “moderators” are self-conscious about their own thinning hair so they made it a rule that you can’t talk about James’ hair. What else can it be? This “no baldness” rule is insane.
The entire fucking forum is set up to hurl childish insults at people. That’s the only thing that goes on there. But comments about baldness aren’t allowed. It’s insane.
Every day, numerous people are posting clearly homosexual “meme” pictures of the Screenwave guys and how repellent they are physically. That’s okay. Baldness isn’t.
Every day there are comments about how Justin Silverman should be banned from the forum because he’s “abusive” to the users. You know…the same users who talk about what a fat, disgusting slob he is every day.
EggplantDoctor, a “moderator” on the forum, REGULARLY says that Justin Silverman should be banned. EggplantDoctor also REGULARLY posts needlessly insulting threads about Justin Silverman.
I can’t find the posts where he says that Justin should be banned. Maybe he deleted them or some other “moderator” did so. But he definitely wrote them.
I think that EggplantDoctor is some lunatic who used to go to the Cinemassacre sub-reddit and spam repeated anti-semitic comments and bizarre allegations against Justin Silverman. This lunatic who I’m describing was made a moderator of TheCinemassacreTruth REPEATEDLY. Every time his account would get banned, for obvious abuse, SlipperyPete would make him moderator again. I think that the current name of this complete lunatic is EggplantDoctor.
This is why the sub-reddit is how it is. This is why it’s all homosexual abuse. This is what the moderators want. The moderators are overwhelmingly mentally ill and they’re overwhelmingly gay. So they’ve fostered an environment where people can make homosexual comments insulting the appearance of other men. This is how some catty gay men are. They like doing this stuff.
But not baldness. Can’t comment on the baldness. I want to know which one of these moderators is so concerned about his own thinning hair that he implemented this insane rule. Is it EggplantDoctor? Or maybe it’s that super gay “moderator” SlipperyPete.
By the way, the person who created that sub-reddit was somebody by the name DumbassJ. He described himself as “I’m just a teenager on Reddit wasting my life wondering what i’m doing here.”
https://web.archive.org/web/20170708102656if_/https://www.reddit.com/user/DumbassJ/
Then he started wearing dresses and became “trans” and no longer had the desire to “moderate” this forum. I can’t find this information now but I definitely read it. He handed the forum over to SlipperyPete because he was no longer interested in it, having reached adulthood and deciding that he’s a lady now.
These are the people running this forum. Catty homosexuals who are adolescents mentally and/or physically. So that’s why the content is entirely along catty homosexual adolescent lines. But no posts about baldness. It hurts the feelings of one or more of the bald moderators. Just shave it, you thin-skinned faggot(s).
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Erin was visiting her parents again. Alone.
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1399415817578586113
Why doesn’t Mike go? Is he not allowed in the Plays home? I can see why he might not be welcome. He talks about their daughter’s anus on a regular basis on Twitch and Youtube.
But it’s still weird. This is the love of Erin’s life. They’ve been together for three years now. Mike is almost family. He might be their son-in-law soon. So why the fuck would he stay in rural Pennsylvania while Erin goes and visits her family in sunny California?
And while Erin was away, Mike decided to meet up with Jimmy and the Screenwave crew.
https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1398395121046114310
God, look at that fucking top on Crystal. Totally inappropriate. MAYBE one could wear something like that to a club. Maybe. But going to some nerd bar with these losers? It’s ridiculous. She looks like a complete fool. But everything has to be about her and how “hot” she is. Even when doing something as innocuous as going to a nerd bar with her co-workers.
I’d rather have sex with the fat woman standing next to her. Not just because she’s more attractive (which she is) but because the fat chick probably has more interesting stuff to talk about. She probably has a personality. She’s probably more fun to be around.
So Erin replies to that tweet saying that when she’s back in rural Pennsylvania, she’d like to meet these people. She never met them before.
What? She’s been there for three years but never met the Screenwave crew before.
Mike and the Screenwave crew are clearly not friends. They’re work “friends”. So why would Mike go to this? He doesn’t work with these people any more.
I don’t even think that he’s friends with Jimmy any more.
And why would everyone agree to meet up during the one week when Erin is away?
In one of Mike’s recent Legend of Zelda II streams, somebody asked him what he did today. And he got annoyed by this question. He said, “I slept and now I’m streaming.”
He also regularly doesn’t know what day it is and says stuff like, “What does it matter?” Because to him, it doesn’t matter. When you don’t have a job, it makes no difference what day it is or what time it is.
He does nothing. I suspect that neither he nor Erin have any friends. That’s fine. They’re not children. They don’t need somebody to go bike riding with or whatever. But they also don’t seem to do much together.
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1399221293061328897
Here’s Erin showing off her Sailor Moon cards that her mother “found” in their home. Erin says that she bought these in 1997.
Okay, great. But what are you doing now, as an adult? She can’t have an adult discussion because she’s not doing anything with her life.
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Space Jam is Stupid! – Talking About Tapes – Tony from Hack the Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plhKSnpsObE
Okay, I wasn’t going to do a “review” on this but I’ve just been watching this for the past 15 minutes, for my own “enjoyment”, and this is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
First of all, they keep saying, “Michael Jordan wasn’t a bad baseball player.” The guy in a white t-shirt (I don’t know his name) rightly points out that Michael Jordan never even played in the Major Leagues. But Johanna and Tony continue to say that he wasn’t bad at baseball. Johanna saying something like, “He stole 30 bases. That’s pretty good, I think.” She has no fucking idea.
And Tony literally says something along the lines of, “Michael Jordan is better at baseball than I am” to illustrate that Michael Jordan was good at baseball. AND HE’S NOT JOKING.
No. Hey, morons, he was not good. His attempt to play baseball was widely accepted as a failure.
They’re talking about something that happened when they were like ten years old. They only have a hazy memory of it. And it’s obvious and it’s embarrassing for them.
The man’s father died, the father apparently wanted Michael Jordan to play baseball instead of basketball, so Michael Jordan tried it when he was in the grieving process. And he was bad at it. After a year or less, he went back to basketball.
It was widely reported. The press widely covered his attempt to play professional baseball. And the unanimous consensus is that this was a failure.
Now, I’m not some kind of sporting enthusiast. I haven’t watched an entire fucking baseball game in my life. Or basketball. But neither have any of these clowns. I’m going by the WIDELY REPORTED news at the time.
Yes, Michael Jordan was a better baseball player than Tony from Hack the Movies. But that’s not the test. We’re comparing Michael Jordan to PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYERS. Not professional…whatever it is that Tony does for a living.
Anyway, the second insane point that they keep repeating in this “review” is, “Why does nobody point out that the Looney Tunes aren’t real?”
Are we really fucking doing this? BECAUSE THAT’S THE MOVIE, YOU IDIOTS!
Oh my god. They “reviewed” Batman Forever. NOT ONCE did Tony or Newt or Crystal say, “Why does nobody ever point out that Batman isn’t real?”
I swear to fucking Christ that this is what they’re doing in this episode. It’s unbelievable.
Tony suggests that the movie should be more like Roger Rabbit. You know why it’s not like Roger Rabbit? Because somebody already made Roger Rabbit. These people are making a movie called Space Jam. It’s different from Roger Rabbit.
In the Batman Forever review, nobody said, “You know what I think would have made this movie better? If it was more like The Joy Luck Club.” They’re not making The Joy Luck Club, Tony. They’re making Batman Forever.
It has to be among the top ten dumbest fucking things I ever heard in my life. “Why does nobody point out that the Looney Tunes aren’t real?” Fucking unbelievable.
So let’s proceed from the 15 minute mark.
15:45 – “Why does Warner Bros own the centre of the earth where all the Looney Tunes live?”
I can’t even give the context of this. Just take my word for it. Tony is a fucking moron. And why do these other idiots go along with this?
He’s picking apart plot holes from an animated movie. WE ALL KNOW THAT ANIMATED CHARACTERS DON’T EXIST IN REAL LIFE. BUT THEY DO FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS FILM, YOU FUCKING CRETIN.
22:30 – They reference a line in the movie about Hanes, Nike, Wheaties, Gatorade, and McDonalds and give this as an example of the corporatisation of the film. It was obviously a fucking joke exactly to that point.
Let me be clear that Space Jam is not a good movie by any means. It was entirely a corporate cash grab. There is no artistic merit to Space Jam.
We all know this. But Tony is sitting there expressing faux outrage over this. What the fuck did he expect from Space Jam? Did he think it was going to be some artsy independent movie? Was he expecting Hoop Dreams?
28:30 – Johanna says, “My favourite thing is literally every single one of these characters knows who this is. Like, ‘Oh my god, it’s Michael Jordan.” Then Tony says, “So are they watching regular tv?”
I don’t even…are these people fucking retarded? Michael Jordan is not some obscure celebrity. HE WAS THE MOST POPULAR SPORTS FIGURE OF THE 1990s!
And then Tony still can’t understand how these cartoon characters are watching television. Let me explain. In the universe of this movie, the cartoon characters are real. This is not hard to figure out. It’s the same fucking mindset that you have to have with EVERY WORK OF FICTION. Suspension of disbelief.
Tony is watching Interview with the Vampire. “Wait a minute…vampires aren’t real.”
The Green Mile. “Wait a minute…you can’t resurrect mice.”
Edward Scissorhands. “Wait a minute…nobody has scissors for hands.”
45:15 – Tony says that he sometimes plays basketball with his girlfriend. This seems really weird to me. I mean…good for them. It’s a wholesome story. But I just found it surprising given his age and physique and…I don’t know. It just never even occurred to me to play sports with any girlfriend I ever had. Of course, I’ve never exactly been a sports guy.
Maybe this is the sort of thing that people do in rural areas. There’s not much to do. Let’s go to the local school playground and play some basketball. It’s an interesting insight into his life.
49:45 – Tony says that he went to Bucks County Community College. Wow. $7,700/year. Do they do four year degrees? No. Seems to be associate degrees only. Who the fuck is getting an associate degree?
I remember purchasing a car and the salesman said that he has an associate degree. He was probably in his 40s. And he said, “I have an associate degree but nobody cares about associate degrees any more.”
This was twenty years ago. And he was talking about something that happened 20 years before that.
Who in 2021 is getting an associate’s degree? An associate’s degree is a two year degree, if you don’t know what I’m talking about.
And the college’s website says, “associate degree programs at a fraction of the cost of a traditional four-year college.” $7,700/year is a “fraction of the cost”? Let me check my university’s current tuition.
I’ll be damned. It is more expensive. Just a few thousand more but still. It’s surprising.
Notable alumni of Bucks County Community College: Terri Schiavo. Come on. That shouldn’t be nearly as hilarious as it is.
56:00 – Johanna makes some kind of Jimmy Choo half-joke and nobody knows what she’s talking about. But they’re all about “the 90s”, right?
This is the problem. These people have no fucking idea about “the 90s”. They were born in like 1986.
They’re reviewing these movies from “the 90s” and they know absolutely nothing about the decade. That’s why they make so many idiotic comments. They don’t know what was happening in the broader culture. They were children in “the 90s”.
So anyway, that was Space Jam is Stupid aka Tony from Hack the Movies is Stupid. It’s one of the better “episodes”. I stayed awake. I was too busy guffawing over all of the stupid shit they were saying. Plus, it always helps when it’s something other than a stupid horror movie.
I actually predicted that they’d review this movie back in April:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/04/godzilla-vs-kong-first-impressions.html
Maybe he just took my advice. So what about Lessons of Darkness for the next one? Fuck Space Jam and the usual shit films that they review. Give these cinephiles some artsy shit to really sink their teeth into. Tell us about the editing, the shot composition, whatever. I don’t know. I’ll leave it to the pros. Give us your insights as people in the film making industry. Take your experiences from Mummy Cop and apply it to what you see in Lessons of Darkness.
Plus, it’s from “the 90s” and we know you’re all about “the 90s”.
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Borderline Forever – Scott The Woz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhbVUf3yyB0
I have no idea what this is. But it starts by saying that this is his 200th “episode.”
I can just barely accept the concept of “episodes” for Youtube videos. But what really annoys me is when people break their videos into “seasons”. No. When does one season start and the next one begin? In television, at least traditionally with American television, there’s a summer hiatus. So the summer delineates the seasons. Is it the same with “Youtubers”? They take breaks during the summer?
So I’m two minutes in. I can barely even understand what he’s saying. He’s speaking really quickly.
2:00 – There’s a montage of “Youtubers” nodding their head. The only person I recognise is PeanutButterGamer and I only know him from his “collab” with Pelvic Gamer.
2:30 – Metal Jesus appears for a second.
By the way, I still don’t have any idea what the video is about.
2:45 – That Arlo puppet makes a one second cameo.
I think that I’m starting to understand the video now. He’s doing a “comedy” video about how to make Youtube videos about video games. I think. I could be wrong.
3:30 – One second cameo for Jimmy Rolfe. I can’t understand what he’s saying either but he’s the first person to get a line. I think that he said, “Duly noted”.
4:30 – One second cameo for Pelvic Gamer.
5:00 – One second cameo for Retro Ali. She’s looking really awkward.
5:00 – One second cameo for Justin Silverman.
Is this all this is going to be? What’s the point?
6:30 – He starts singing. Oh, this is bad. It’s in post-production and just overlaid on the video. This better just be a short “joke”.
It’s not a joke. This gay man is doing some kind of half-parody of a Hollywood musical. Complete with costume changes.
How am I going to watch an hour of this?
He’s still singing.
9:00 – It’s finally over.
This is brutal. He’s doing like five second reviews of various Nintendo games now. I don’t know. Did I ever like this stuff? Youtube videos about video games? I must have done because I watched AVGN and Metal Jesus and Game Sack and Pat “Contri’s” podcast. Unironically.
It’s been at least three years since I watched any Youtube video about video games with genuine interest. Did everyone suddenly become shit or did I suddenly lose interest? I still play video games. Maybe the formula for these videos got stale. Maybe there’s a limit to how many times you can watch a review on River City Ransom.
I’m 25 minutes in now. He’s been going through the games on the various Nintendo consoles through the years. I was modestly engaged but now I’m starting to tune out. He’s just talking so quickly and the stupid edits. He edits things to make things go even faster.
He also yells a lot. It’s annoying.
27:30 – Oh great. Some stupid skit.
I feel myself nodding off.
Yeah. You know what? I can’t do this. I’ll pause here and get back to this tomorrow when I’m fully refreshed. Fucking skits. I just want to see that gay man Relax Alax. Is that asking too much? Maybe he already appeared in a one second cameo and I blinked and missed him. Oh god. I don’t want to have to watch this again.
Okay, it’s the next morning. Oh. These fucking skits. He even made a joke earlier in the video about unfunny skits. We all know that they’re not funny. So why do them? It’s terrible acting, terrible writing, and terrible production values. I don’t want to see this school play bullshit.
31:00 – He’s inside of his brain looking at his memories. I don’t know why. And the memories are depicted as various video clips. So he points at one of them and says, “That’s when I saw a white guy” and then points to another clip, one of himself, and he says, “That’s when I was a white guy.”
What bizarre comments. Why is he mentioning race, particularly his own? It has no bearing on what he’s saying.
Oh, maybe I should mention the “plot” of this skit. Such as it is. It’s something to do with a blue border that appears around the video. This is referencing the fact that his videos tend to have blue borders around them for some reason. I guess. I only knew this from looking at his older videos just now. I’m not sure if I’ve ever watched any of his videos before.
32:30 – Oh god. Now this Nancy boy is singing again.
Can I just fast forward? God. I fucking can’t because I’m waiting for Relax Alax to show up and the cameo is probably only going to be a second long.
I think that he actually hired a professional band and singer(s) for this shit. It’s just so fucking pretentious. These are YOUTUBE videos. You’re making videos about video games. Who the fuck cares?
This guy thinks that he’s some kind of celebrity and we should all give a fuck about his 200th “episode”. Let me check SocialBlade. This video has over a million views. I’m sure that he’s doing well for himself. But let’s just see exactly how well.
He’s making about $250,000/year. Good for him. Spend it wisely. Save it. Invest it. Whatever.
It’s not so much money that you shouldn’t think about your life in the long-term. This Youtube shit isn’t going to last forever. But he’s completely up his own ass.
God, they’re doing some painful skit about veganism now. And there’s a bunch of other “Youtubers” in this. I don’t know who any of them are. I don’t know what the fuck is going on.
And I just realised that I don’t even really know what Relax Alax looks like. Maybe he’s already appeared and I just didn’t recognise him.
Now they’re on a fake talk show with a real gay man and the “joke” is that it’s a talk show about throats. Or something. I assume that it’s a gay reference.
Fuck. There’s another 25 minutes of this.
This is just really terrible. It’s this guy fucking masturbating himself over what a genius he is and how awesome his channel is.
44:15 – This bum boy is singing again.
There are images from World War II during this song. I don’t know why.
But it got me thinking. Men of a previous generation worked in factories, went to war, they were handy around the house, they knew how to fix cars, they weren’t squeamish around fishing. I can’t do any of that. Compared to men of my parents’ generation, I’m a real limp wristed fairy.
But you look at the young people today and I think that the difference is the same. I mean, these guys are on Youtube and they’re singing and dancing. And all the “SJW” shit, and “simps”, and whatever that’s popular with the young people today. Compared to these pansies, I’m a real manly man.
Is this the progression of humanity? Men are going to become gayer and gayer, generation after generation? How much gayer can it even get?
Anyway, back to this fruit singing and dancing with a bunch of other men.
Now they’re going into space and, once again, I have no idea why. I don’t know what the fuck is going on or who any of these people are or why I should care about any of this.
He paid for a Bret Farve video on Cameo or something. I don’t know what any of this is.
Also Vince Young. Vince Young is another retired American football player. I guess.
55:45 – Pelvic Gamer makes another one second cameo.
56:00 – Oh. Finally. Relax Alax makes his one second cameo. He’s in some…I don’t know…Grim Reaper or something cheap Halloween costume.
57:00 – Our favourite twink is singing again.
That’s the video. He ends it with the credits where he gives himself multiple credits. Like “Produced by Scott Wozniak”, “Written by Scott Wozniak”, et cetera. There are numerous examples of this. And I don’t think it’s a joke. He’s just really full of himself.
So closing thoughts. Well, effort went into this. But it’s gay. Super gay. And I didn’t understand any of it because I don’t watch his videos. This thing didn’t make me want to start watching either.
But yeah, Bobdunga was raging over this video because Relax Alax had a one second cameo in it. Then Mr Wozniak, rightly, just ignored her pathetic “dm”. So now Scot the Woz is “gaslighting” Bobdunga. Hilarious.
Anyway, you boys keep on doing your thing, I guess. But it’s not for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9eB7-oLcMc
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Comparing the Gamer Grrls' Historical Subscriber Numbers
I’ve compiled the subscriber numbers from SocialBlade. They go back to February 2018. Here’s the graph:
I don’t know how well this will work on phones but the blue line is Erin, green is CannotBeTamed, light blue is Pelvic Gamer, orange is Bobdunga, and purple is Retro Ali.I didn’t include Destiny Fomo because her subscriber count is completely fake. She bought fake subscribers many times.
Also, for whatever reason, the data starts at different dates for different gamer grrls. That’s just how it is on SocialBlade. It doesn’t really matter, though.
Some interesting observations. First of all, Pelvic Gamer is doing way better than I thought. I thought that she had the lowest subscriber numbers. But no. She started off higher than her two contemporaries, then in about March 2019, both Retro Ali and Bobdunga passed her, but then in about June 2020, she started taking off and passed both of them again. She has a comfortable lead today.
What happened in June 2020? Maybe that was when she did that “collab” with PeanutButterGamer. Let me check…yeah, that was in late May 2020.
Wow. Can that be right? The fucking PeanutButterGamer rub? Did he even promote her video on his channel? I don’t think so. Well, maybe he mentioned it somewhere. Twitter or maybe in a Youtube video but I’m just not seeing it. And he does have two million subscribers so assuming he did promote her channel somehow, I suppose that it would lead to a significant increase in subscribers.
And then yeah, Retro Ali is in the toilet, where she belongs. Absolute worst “Youtuber” I’ve ever seen. Who the fuck wants to watch a 26 year old woman making the “O” face over Pokemon commercials? Especially now that she’s portly?
Frankly, I don’t see the appeal of watching ANYBODY making the “O” face over ANYTHING. But I don’t know. Obviously, mentally retarded people are masturbating over this. I don’t know what kind of fetishes the mentally retarded have. Maybe this is a popular one for the mentally retarded.
So then we look at Erin. In August 2018, Erin, Retro Ali, and Pelvic Gamer all had similar subscriber numbers. It’s between 6,000 for Ali to 8500 for Erin. Bobdunga wasn’t too far behind with 4500.
How is it that Erin takes off by September 2018? When did she get with Mike? July 2018 was the first video she did in Mike’s house.
So yeah. That seems to be it. He was probably promoting her channel around that time on the Cinemassacre channel. Cinemassacre has 3.5 million subscribers.
I used to say that this buttsex for Youtube promotion made no difference to her channel, but looking at the graph, I was clearly wrong. Had she not got into this sleazy agreement, she’d probably be down at Bobdunga and Retro Ali numbers. If that.
I mean, the quality of Erin’s “content” is probably about at Retro Ali’s level. She’s a complete charisma black hole. She knows nothing about video games. Yeah, let’s just say that she’d be at Retro Ali’s level of subscribers.
But this raises another question. Would Erin even still be making videos if she was getting Retro Ali numbers for all of these years? For a long time, Erin was making $50/month and then it was $100 and then $200 and now I think she’s up to $250/month.
Let me check what Retro Ali is making. $35/month.
Now, obviously $250/month isn’t a lot of money. Nobody would do a job that pays $250/month, even if it was just one day a week.
But $35/month is nothing. That’s less than most kids probably get for their allowance these days. Retro Ali can offer to mow her elderly neighbour’s lawn and make more than $35/month. $35/month is completely insulting. Why even monetise your videos at that level? It’s not worth the effort of going down to the bank and waiting in line to deposit the cheque.
But Ali continues to do it because it’s a hobby for her. She likes getting free games from the horntards. It keeps her away from the meth for a little while. Whatever.
Would Erin suffer this indignity for three years? Erin has absolutely no interest in video games. This is not a hobby of hers. She’s making these videos with the intention of making money. She was disappointed in her life. She was a 29 year old woman working in a record shop. So she got into Youtube because she heard that even middling attractive women could make a lot of money by playing video games.
I can’t imagine that she would still be doing this if she was making $35/month and living with her parents. This is why she was spamming these comments all over. She was desperate to find some bigger “Youtuber” to get with. She did it with Game Sack and Pat the NES Punk and whoever else. If that whole campaign failed, I have to assume that she would have given up. She would have stopped making videos and just continued with her job at the record store.
We can also see that Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining is closing the gap. She said that she had a “viral” video a few months ago so that might explain that sudden increase in subscribers in about August 2020.
So it goes to show that you don’t need to rent out your anus in order to get subscribers. Pam did this completely organically. Indeed, everybody except Erin did. Pam has twice as many subscribers as the three lower gamer grrls but Pam also started off with twice as many subscribers. I think that she’s been doing it for longer than anyone else.
Oh, and I just noticed that sharp increase for Pam in February 2019. That’s probably when she did that video where she dressed as a vampire prostitute, right? Let me check.
No, that was October 2018. Maybe it took a while to catch on.
Anyway, you have to assume that Erin is going to stop making videos soon. Any day now. She’s clearly getting increasingly frustrated and desperate. Putting out videos where she’s wearing fishnet stockings and whatnot. And with Mike no longer controlling the Cinemassacre site, he can no longer uphold his end of the bargain. It was buttsex for Youtube promotion from Cinemassacre. Not buttsex for Youtube promotion from MikeMateiLive. Fuck your 63,000 subscribers.
Maybe she’ll just move to a bigger “Youtuber”. Joe from Game Sack has a standing offer. John Riggs and his poor, downtrodden wife would also be down for it. Maybe Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining. I don’t think that Erin is gay but that’s no barrier for her. She’ll do absolutely anything to further her shitty plans.
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Trying some Atari 2600 Hacks with Erin Plays – Mike Matei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vat-e30S4gA
I watched a bit of this live. They were playing at like 3 o’clock in the morning, their time. And I remember Erin playing Berzerk and claiming that it was one of her favourite games. And she went on to express confusion as to why the enemies suddenly start shooting on the second or third screen. Erin obviously was unaware of the fact that the enemies in Berzerk don’t shoot until the second or third screen. I think it’s the third. But yeah. One of her favourite games. But she didn’t know this little piece of information.
So let’s check it out. I expect loads of idiotic comments from Erin. I expect terrible gameplay from her. And I expect her to exhibit a total lack of knowledge of any of the games (in their non-hacked variety, of course) but she’ll explicitly state that she has close familiarity with said games. I’m so *nostalgic* for cognitive dissonance.
0:00 – “I am here with Erin of Erin Plays” and he does an even more awkward point than she does. He has his hands clasped, as though praying. Maybe right before the stream, Mike was appealing to God to help Erin through these games. If that’s the case, I fear that this stream will simply serve to illustrate that if God does exist, he’s an uncaring God.
So then Mike starts the game and invites Erin to guess what game this hack is supposed to be trying to recreate. Erin doesn’t play along with this ruse. She admits that she already knows that it’s Doom.
What a scumbag Mike is. Trying to pull the wool over the eyes of the horntards. Erin is having none of it. Erin is a beacon of honesty and righteousness.
1:00 – “Look at him go. I like how he walks.”
One might say…that his walk animation is rather…”cute”.
1:45 – Erin says, “I always forget what those are called.” Mike says, “Lost souls.”
Once again, Erin “always” “forgets” the name of some enemy. How often is she talking about fucking Doom? We know how often she’s playing Doom. She played it TWICE. On stream, for money. Over a year ago. And she was god awful.
Then Erin says, “So what is this a hack of again?”
Wait…what? Mike says, “This is a hack of Doom.”
But…a minute earlier, she said that she already knew that this hack was supposed to be Doom. And she was just talking about Doom enemies. So…what? How did she already forget? What exactly was she asking?
Maybe she was trying to ask like what the base game is. Because I don’t think that these games are made from scratch. I think that they take an existing game and tweak them.
Oh, and then Mike brings up this last point that I made. But yeah, Erin has no idea what any of this is.
2:15 – “I haven’t seen any of these hacks, by the way. So this is going to be a big surprise to me.”
One might say that she never played these before. And yeah…she’s really excited by this shit. Atari 2600 hacks. She can barely contain herself.
3:15 – “It looks like he’s wearing moon boots.”
This is like the third moon boot reference that she’s made in recent videos. Let me check the archives.
Well, I mentioned one example here:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/05/erin-plays-and-mike-matei-stream-pac.html
She said, “Moon boots? I remember moon boots. I never had any but they were cool looking”. Riveting. Another story about something that she DIDN’T have.
3:30 – “Is the BFG in this? It might be.”
She was reading a question from the chat. She has NO IDEA what this is.
9:00 – “That looks like the little health…I almost said ‘buckets’. Health buckets! Whatever it is.”
She’s thinking of health packs. What a “gamer”!
So then Mike hands the controller to Erin. And she goes through the same three screens OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. She’s lost in a fucking Atari 2600 port of Doom. THREE SCREENS.
11:45 – Then she dies. She was completely lost. In fucking Doom for the Atari 2600. Over three screens.
Oh, I think that this is a highly edited stream. Let me see if the original is still on Twitch. Well, maybe not. The original is 2:34:41. The Youtube version is 2:12:01. Maybe he just cut out the shout outs to the horntards and thanking them for subscribing and whatnot.
12:15 – So then they play a hack called Beany (sic) Babies. Erin has no idea what she’s doing. Of course.
13:45 – “Want to hear where I got my first Beanie Baby?”
Totally. Mark this date. Erin is going to tell a story about something that she ACTUALLY GOT as opposed to just wanted or “remembered”.
Eugh. She got it at Disneyland. Fuck off.
20:30 – Erin starts talking about Disney again. Out of nowhere. FUCK OFF!
26:45 – Out of nowhere, Erin says, “This is fun.” Totally unconvincingly. She’s not even playing. It’s just Mike going through shitty hacks.
28:30 – Erin is playing a Pitfall hack and tries to jump through a wall on the first screen… She never fucking played Pitfall before. Or any game that has walls in it.
Oh my god. Then she repeatedly falls into a pit. And can’t jump over any enemies. And she doesn’t know how to jump off of the swinging vines.
She did an amazing job on the alligators, though. That’s the hardest part of the game, by far.
Then she died three times on a stationary crab (campfire) because she didn’t know how to jump. Three times.
30:00 – Then she gives up and says, “This is actually…interesting.”
Yeah. It’s Pitfall. That hack was just a sprite swap. She never played Pitfall before. So she’s blown away. It was probably the most ambitious Atari 2600 game. But this is all new to Erin.
30:30 – Erin asks how long Mike streamed Yar’s Revenge. He said, “Three hours and I’ll do it when I want, whenever I want.” Erin replies, “I don’t have a problem with that. I can do that with Fast Food.” Mike ignores this because he knows full well that she doesn’t stream games for that long because she complains about her wrists and she fucking hates video games. So then she clarifies, “For the Atari 2600.” Because she thought that Mike thought that she was talking about fast food the cuisine as opposed to Fast Food the game.
But yeah, Erin is all about cute food in video games. So we’ll look forward to that three hour Fast Food stream.
Then she does an offensive imitation of the retards in the chat who, she claims, would have thought, “Oh, she means fast food like a 24 hour stream?” She’s implying that the people in the chat would have thought that she was talking about the foodstuff as opposed to the game. But…no. It’s ERIN who thinks that Fast Food is some kind of obscure game that nobody would know and that’s why she clarified. But she only clarified because Mike ignored her comment. And he only ignored it because he knows full well that she wouldn’t do such a stream because she has no fucking interest in video games. He even rolled his eyes at her comment.
Then she says, mocking the retards in the chat, “She looks like the Wendy’s girl.”
That reminds me. Do I still have my art from my sub-Reddit? Let me look.
Ha. Here it is.
31:15 – Erin starts saying something completely off-topic. Then she reads from the chat something about My Little Pony hacks and she says, “That would be delightful. It would be under ‘M’ but I’m not going to hold my breath.” Mike basically ignores her, as he should. She’s not interested AT ALL in this.They’re playing a Lord of the Rings text adventure game and it’s clear that Erin doesn’t even know what a text adventure game is.
36:15 – “Moon Patrol Plus? I like Moon Patrol.”
Let’s see it then.
Well, she is jumping over the pits and shooting stuff.
She then says that she played the arcade version more than the Atari 2600 version. I can buy that. She presumably played the Atari 2600 version during an Atari 2600 “variety stream”.
37:45 – They’re playing an obviously two player game with just one player.
39:30 – Now they’re playing another obviously two player game with just one player. Why don’t they just get two fucking controllers and play the game together?
42:00 – They’re playing something called Vector Pac-Man and Erin says, “This is not Vector enough.” She doesn’t even see how this is similar in appearance to a Vector game. And she’s TERRIBLE at the game, of course. Immediately goes for the power pellets. “Power pellets? Is that what they’re called? It sounds weird to me.”
42:45 – “I’m playing this like it’s Pac-Man 99.”
Yeah. Poorly. Because that’s the only Pac-Man game you’ve ever played.
43:00 – Erin wants to play Panic at the Disco because she likes the band. She then says, “I thought it was going to be like a Panic at the Disco song.”
She’s a fucking moron. Mike just ignores all of this shit. How can he possibly put up with this DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY?
43:45 – Then she wants to play a game with “pineapple” in the title because she likes “cute fruit”.
46:00 – They choose a game called The Rock. Mike says, “I was expecting Dwayne Johnson.” Then, in a nerdy voice, Erin says, “Yeah, where’s Dwayne?”
She has no fucking idea who this is.
And this is how she is with everything. She never says, “Who’s that?” or something similar. She just repeats what’s being said and pretends that she understands. Because she doesn’t know ANYTHING other than Disney shit and 1990s pop music.
46:30 – “My mom likes River Raid II”.
This has to be a joke. Erin’s mother is not playing video games. And you know why she chose this game? Because they’re on the fucking “R” in this list of games and “River Raid II” was the last game she saw. So when some horntard asked Erin what her mother’s favourite Atari game is, Erin just said the last game that she saw.
Or maybe Erin’s mother is genuinely a big time River Raid II fanatic. It is one of the better games, after all. When can we look forward to an Erin Plays’ Mother Youtube channel? I want to see Mrs Plays getting the kill screen on River Raid II.
46:45 – Erin says that the Rock was in Journey to the Center of the Earth. So maybe she does know who he is. At least insofar as his acting career.
Oh. No. I think that she was just reading from the chat.
50:30 – Erin is playing a Skate or Die game and she has no idea what she’s doing.
I think that that’s enough for me.
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Corpse Killer (3DO) – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) – Cinemassacre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BwciKSEhv4
I haven’t watched it yet but here’s my guess of what it’s going to be. “POOP! DOODY FROM A DEAD GIRAFFE! JIMMY WENT BOOM BOOM IN HIS PANTS! SHIT POOPY DIARHEA FART STAIN!”
It’s so fucking stupid. When Rainman was writing this shit, it was awful but bearable. With Screenwave doing their best to mimic what they think an AVGN episode should sound like, it’s fucking unwatchable.
You know what they haven’t done yet? Sharting. Why not? I refuse to believe that James doesn’t know about the concept.
It happened to me once. I was walking home from work and I don’t remember if I was sick or what but suddenly, I REALLY had to drop a load. But I just kept repeating to myself, “I’m almost home. I can make it. No need to panic.” And then I decided that if I just let this fart loose, I should feel better. But when I did so, there was a little more than just gas. I don’t think that there was an actual chunk but there was definitely something. Something wet back there. So this increased the urgency and sense of panic.
But I got home and I was relieved to not make any scene in public. And I decided to hurry up and take my shoes and coat off and get changed and then I’ll go to the toilet. No. No time for any of that shit. I had to go to the toilet that second. So I ran to the toilet, shoes and coat still on, and let loose.
There was another time when I was dealing with particularly pungent flatulence. It was a problem for, I don’t know, three months? Something like this. I don’t have any medical explanation for this but they had a really powerful odour for a few months.
So I’m walking to work, out in the fresh air, nobody’s around, so I let one rip. And I was surrounded by like a cartoon fog of the worst smelling flatulence that a human being can possibly produce.
Then like ten seconds later, a middle aged, overweight, black woman walks by, she’s like 30 feet away from me, but she gives me a look of complete disgust. Such was the power of these farts. Even in the open air, these things had a powerful radius.
This is what Rectal Reviews should be about. Jimmy and the boys sharing poop talk. He’d love this shit. When are we going to get it?
0:00 – “Fermented pile of zombie crap.” He’s reading the fucking ad. He’s actually putting poop talk INTO THE ADS. Why would any “sponsor” want this?
The ad is for some VPN server and Jimmy suggests that you can use it to bypass region lockouts from streaming services. Even though I think that this risks you getting banned from the service. I might have mentioned this before but it’s irresponsible for James to suggest this during a fucking ad. If I get banned, is James Rolfe going to give me a refund for the VPN and the streaming service?
1:15 – He refers to the game as an “ass pile”. Whatever that means. Good start, Screenwave.
1:30 – “Pissing up a drainage pipe”.
“Blowing hot turkey farts” on Thanksgiving. What does this have to do with anything? It’s fucking stupid and not funny. GET TO THE FUCKING REVIEW, ASSHOLE! WE DON’T NEED TO HEAR YOUR SICK SCATOLOGICAL FETISHES.
“Then a week later, that week old turkey cloud fart envelopes you.”
2:00 – “You couldn’t even take two shits as identical as this shit.”
It doesn’t even make sense. Who’s having uniform bowel movements?
2:45 – “What really wrenches my taint.”
Doesn’t make sense, Kieran. Your writing doesn’t make sense. This is bad. I’m sorry. It’s just fucking terrible. I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe you’re good at editing. Do the editing. Stop fucking writing this trash. It’s not your talent. It’s fine. Focus on what you’re good at.
3:00 – “Corpse Killer in high definition? More like high defecation.”
3:30 – “What’s a Corpse Killer? How could anybody kill corpses.”
Could this be an actual Jimmy line? He has these autistic fixations on words.
4:00 – “Shit graphics, piss poor controls, and vomit-inducing sound.”
4:15 – “It’s like making cake batter out of monkey barf and horse piss.”
I want to know if even one person laughs at these bodily function “jokes”. When they’re writing them, do they think that it’s funny? At any point in the “creative process”, does anybody find this funny?
5:00 – “You’d have more fun navigating a DVD menu with your dick tip.”
Oh. Yeah, we’ve all been there. This is some excellent writing. I love the totally natural dialogue. Kieran is really wasting his talent here. He should be writing Hollywood blockbusters. Or get to work on that great American novel.
7:30 – “This really scraped my scrotum.”
Are you trying to tell us something, Kieran? If you like guys, it’s okay. This isn’t the 1950s. You don’t have to hide it. Be out and fabulous. You can freely indulge in all sorts of scrotum-related fantasies. I mean, the gay scene is FULL of weird shit. You can find somebody to share your passions with.
8:00 – Weird pronunciation of “duration”. I noticed that Crystal, Newt’s pod-person girlfriend, has the same weird pronunciation. Must be a regional thing.
11:15 – Awkward fake anger.
11:30 He says, “Mariam Webster”. That’s not right, is it? Long “E” sound. “Meer-ium Webster”. Why would the “E” make an “A” sound?
12:00 – “Jizzed lava into your boxer briefs.”
Just download Grindr, Kieran. Come on. We get it. You’re gay and frustrated. There have to be plenty of guys, even in rural Pennsylvania, who you can have a good time with.
By the way, they mention that the actor in this game was in Ghost but I recognised him from Star Trek: The Next Generation. I don’t suppose that Jimmy would have known this either. But if Mike was still writing these, I suspect that it would have been mentioned instead of this fucking Ghost reference that he got from Wikipedia.
13:45 – “Imagine trying to build something out of Legos but every five minutes somebody comes into the room, smashes them, and shits on them and you have to start over using the poopy Legos.”
No thanks, Kieran. I’m not going to imagine that. But you can go the local leather bar tonight and see if somebody is into that.
15:00 – “This is right up your alley. More like right up your ass.”
And then yeah, Kieran and Justin Silverman get credit as “crew/edit.” Why don’t they give writing credits any more? Don’t you want credit for writing the episode, Kieran? This is something that you could put on your Adam for Adam profile. “I write super gay scripts for AVGN. I’m into scat and Roman showers.”
Speaking of gay men, let’s see what Reddit has to say.
– “2 minutes in and I’ve already had an overload of fecal jokes read from a cue card. Sorry Bimmy, tuning out.”
Yeah, I think that that’s normal. A normal person is not going to watch something that’s full of disgusting poop references. There’s nothing remotely funny about them.
– “thanksgiving turkey farts BWHAHAHAHA great writing here Justy”
Yeah, I’d like to know who’s actually writing this shit. Maybe it’s a team effort but who’s responsible for the shit “jokes”? Because that person can safely be relieved from his writing duties. Let him concentrate on other endeavours.
– “The dvd dick tip line was funny. Other than that this was a verrrryy average as it gets episode.”
Well, I’m happy to get confirmation that at least one person on earth finds this stuff funny.
– “Is it just me or is this game really uninteresting to dedicate a full episode to? Feels like quite a generic rail shooter.”
Somebody responds that Kieran likes zombie games. Yeah, it’s true. That’s why there have been some really out of place games being “reviewed”.
And yeah, this game is bad. Who cares? There’s nothing interesting about it. You can’t hide this fact with poop “jokes”.
– “not a bad episode. Not great, but not bad.”
There have been a few comments like this. Even this level of praise, I can’t fathom. This was complete fucking dog shit. But people are saying, “Well, it was alright, I guess.”
It’s like with television sitcoms. 95% of them are completely awful but people watch and presumably find them funny. Two and a Half Men was a massive hit. I just can’t understand it.
I mean, I think that the dumber you are, the more apt you are to laugh at this low brow bullshit. That has to be the case.
But I’m not some kind of a super genius. I’d say that I’m of average intellect. So how is it possible that millions upon millions of people were tuning into Two Broke Girls every week? But I’d watch the show and say, “Holy shit. This is unbelievably bad”?
And it’s not just the obviously bad tv shows. The entire 1990s TGIF lineup is horrendous. I watched all of that shit but I never laughed even once. Even as a kid. To anything. Who are these people laughing at these shows? Or watching this latest AVGN video and saying, “Ehh…pretty good, I guess. 6/10.”
It’s just one of life’s great mysteries. 0/10 for this dog shit from me.
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The Girl Games of Lost Media Part 2 – Trailer – Bobdunga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYexvajd3DI
I haven’t written about Bobdunga in a while. Don’t worry, Bobdunga. It’s not because I’m “gaslighting” you. You’re simply not uploading anything. Come on. Get with it.
No, it’s because she’s busy with this “documentary”. I reviewed part 1 of this thing here:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/03/the-girl-games-of-lost-media.html
I wasn’t impressed and I ended up turning it off. She was patronising to the people who left comments on some message board years ago and I found it really off-putting. Do a fucking professional job, Bobdunga We all know that you hate people who leave comments, say, on Youtube videos, and you think that you’re better than everyone because you’re a big Youtube “celebrity”, but try to contain your contempt for the common man long enough to produce a fucking video.
And it was all of these fucking unemployed “Youtubers” doing insulting voices for these people. Disgusting.
So let’s check out the trailer. Full disclosure: I’ve already tried to watch it once and couldn’t even watch it for five seconds before skipping forward and skimming the rest.
Okay. I’ve watched it now. It’s a minute and forty-five seconds of candles. Then in the end, at least one candle is blown out. There’s also a Nintendo DS with a Mean Girls title screen. That’s it. That’s the video. No narration. Just candles and this Nintendo DS.
I’ve seen some pretentious shit in my day, but this is definitely up there. NOBODY CARES about this “documentary”. So why give us a totally worthless “trailer”?
I don’t want to be too harsh. Bobdunga obviously has problems. And she’s doing something different. She’s trying to make something good. She’s not just cranking out low effort bullshit. So…kudos to Bobdunga.
Let’s check out her Twitter. Is that gay man still “gaslighting” her?
She has some behind the scenes shit for this trailer. For all of the super fans out there who want to know how she made some little prop book.
Some “sexy” pictures of her.
Lots of offensive black person “memes”.
https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1396899278489067523
If you let bad people pull you down to their level, all you get is confusion and stagnation, and that’s what they want ultimately. Don’t let them be a distraction to your success
She’s talking about her homosexual ex-boyfriend again. Get over it. Oh. Here’s more. WAY more.
https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1396645252312743936
Being a woman in the gaming industry that’s publicly battled with sexual abuse isnt easy and puts a target on my back. Police reports, or any evidence wont ever be enough to convince a person with impressionable fans. And its interesting seeing people discredit me for speaking up
I hope yall never have to go through what I did a few year ago 🙂 Youre all terrible to vitctims of abuse, especially on website of anonymity. I will succeed with or without the support of a boys club <3
For the record, I dont blame anyone who appeared in that video, a lot of them had no idea that person would be featured. I just blame the person who posted and organized the entire thing. I told him what happened in the dms but he chose to ignore it
Nobody knows what she’s talking about. One person replies and says, “Something happen?” to which some horntard directs the person to a recent ScottTheWoz video.
It’s here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhbVUf3yyB0
It’s an hour long. I’m not watching that bullshit. But from the description, it features about 50 “Youtubers”. No exaggeration. And they really scrape the bottom of the barrel. Retro Ali is here. Pelvic Gamer. Justin Silverman. Actually…maybe I should check this out. I’ll do it in a separate review, though, if it’s worthwhile.
But yeah, Bobdunga will not stop until RelaxAlax is dead. And it’s just crazy because people read what she had to say about matters. They read it and they decided, “This isn’t abuse.” It’s true. That’s the universal response to Bobdunga’s allegations. But she doesn’t like that. Because she’s fucking mentally ill.
https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1396818882271318016
Black women are frequently discarded, mistreated, tokenized, pitted against each other, and made to feel inferior constantly, regardless of what industry they’re in. You might think you’re respected by your peers but you’d be dead wrong. I choose to support myself.
Let’s assume that this is true. What does it have to do with you, Bobdunga? You’re mixed race. One of your parents is Indian. Do Indian women suffer the same indignities?
What about an arranged marriage? Maybe that would solve your problems. Ask somebody on the Indian side of your family to set this up. Find a nice Indian guy. Then hopefully you’ll forget all about that mean old Relax Alax who had the audacity not to be interested in you. BECAUSE HE’S FUCKING GAY AND ALL!
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My First Twitch Compilation! – Erin Plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0njf5v5vNfY
She never made a compilation before!
Anyway, it’s just six minutes of sexual clips. She’s either saying something sexual or doing something sexual. That’s what the overwhelming majority of these clips are. I guess that I’ll go through them just to illustrate my point.
0:00 – She’s playing King of Fighters and pauses when that kickboxer character pulls his pants down and moons the other character. It’s his taunt.
0:00 – “Why is her name Milky? Is it because she has big boobies?”
0:15 – Profile of Erin’s tits and she bounces around
0:30 – She says “fuck it” and then dances for some unknown reason. “What’s my favourite stuff and things? I like glitter and retro games and I like wood panelling and I like Instagram to talk about 80s interior design and I like cotton candy.” She’s giving an intentionally (I hope) idiotic answer to show how cute and girly she is.
1:00 – She names the Cacodemon plush “Milton” on the suggestion of some horntard in the chat. By the way, she recently forgot this plush’s name. So that shows how much she gives a fuck about this.
1:00 – She’s playing some Wii Sports games, standing up, and then she falls down and lays on the ground for a while. She’s out of frame during this. Then she lifts her legs and says, “Oh, look you can see my foot.”
1:45 – She’s standing while playing a game again and she’s wearing a little crop top and constantly raising her arms, lifting her top up.
2:15 – She laughs a lot because she doesn’t know who Paul Newman is. It’s again, showing how cute and girly she is. By being stupid. Like 12 or 13 year old girls sometimes pretend to be stupid because they think that it’s cute. Most people outgrow this but it seems that Erin hasn’t.
2:30 – A character is saying, “I’m not jealous at all” and Erin says, “Jealousy is a disease, bitch.”
2:45 – Erin is doing “cute” things to a Pokemon.
3:00 – Erin is dancing again. She’s imitating some Pokemon.
3:00 – “For the record, I do not want to be a cute anime girl. Too many testicles.”
Then she talks about how she meant to say “tentacles”, not “testicles.”
3:30 – She says “fucker” and then screams while playing some game where she’s a little girl running away from a guy with a chainsaw.
3:45 – She dies and says that she “forgot” about some enemy. She also screams. She’s showing how “cute” she is again. By behaving like an idiot.
4:00 – She’s putting together this $60 Mario gingerbread house that her mother inexplicably sent her for Christmas and it falls apart. It’s the same pre-adolescent behaviour that I’ve described.
4:00 – She fails at Castlevania because the controller becomes unplugged. She pretends to panic and says, “Oh god” a bunch of times. “This came out of the slot”. She’s so unfamiliar with video games that she doesn’t know the term “unplugged” and calls the controller port a “slot”. She says “The slot is loose. Make your jokes.” So obviously a sexual half-joke and also, it’s more pre-adolescent “cute” behaviour.
4:45 – She has trouble with her Siri or whatever electronics.
5:00 – Mike yells in the next room and she says her “house of madness” half-joke.
5:15 – She blows on some handheld game in a “cute” game that requires blowing.
That’s it. Then there’s a message that says, “I love our community” and she thanks the “clippers”. Shishi is one of these “clippers” of course.
In case people don’t know what I’m talking about with this pre-adolescent behaviour, let me explain further. I used to work in schools and some like 12 and 13 year old girls would refuse to answer even the simplest of questions. They would just say “I don’t know” in a “cute” way, even though they knew the answer. It was considered “cute” to not care about school. Effectively, it was “cute” to be stupid. Being intelligent was considered unattractive.
It’s something that almost everybody grows out of by the time they reach high school. But this is exactly what Erin is doing as a 33 year old woman. And these clips illustrate that this is the image that she wants to portray. None of these clips show competent gameplay or any intelligent commentary, after all. Every single clip is her doing or saying something stupid and/or “sexy”.
This is just more desperate “content” from her. Speaking of which, that light gun video where she’s wearing fishnet stockings isn’t exactly setting the world on fire. It has 26,000 views so far, which is more than her videos usually get, of late, but nowhere near as much as the Power Pad video got. The Power Pad was getting exponentially more views than her normal videos. This light gun video probably won’t even do twice as good as her recent videos. After three days, it only has 5,000 more views than her previous most recent video, from three weeks ago. So this was not a success.
She’s obviously desperate for views and has been for some considerable time. She’s made comments about how she’s getting lower views than in the past and she’s attributed this to Youtube not notifying people of new videos and shit like this.
What’s the solution? Well, I don’t think that “sexy” videos is it. Genuinely, she could do these videos topless and it wouldn’t make much of a difference.
I’d like to see somebody try this, just as an experiment, not for my own prurient reasons. I’ve given this idea before. Do Patreon only videos exactly as you do your Youtube videos but topless. So you have a regular Youtube version of your video and then a topless version for Patreon.
I’d be curious to know if this makes any difference whatsoever in subscriber count or view number or any other metric. I don’t think that it would.
A tamer idea is to do the videos in a bikini. This way you can just put them all on Youtube. Would more people tune in if Erin was “reviewing” games in a bikini? I really don’t think so.
The secret to getting more views is to put out good, interesting content. Obviously, Erin can’t do that.
I’m just looking at Erin’s list of videos…which was the first she did in Mike’s house? Because I’m looking at videos from two years ago that were definitely from when she was living with her parents.
I think He-Man (Intellivision & Atari) is the first video in Mike’s house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCSJOQjsyVE
And Remembering Lunchables was the last one in her parents’ home:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QUpfMpkEIY
The backgrounds are different.
So early July 2018 seems to be when she moved in with Mike. That’s about three years. This buttsex for Youtube promotion thing obviously hasn’t worked. She was getting similar views before and after moving in with Mike. There’s no significant change.
When does she realise that this is not going to be a success and give up? Three years is a fairly long time but it’s not insurmountable. Why throw good years after bad? Just stop what you’re doing and go get a job. It’s not a big deal.
But no. She’s going to continue this ridiculous bullshit where she completely debases herself, week after week, for the entertainment of horny retards. And she’s getting $200/month for this. It’s insane. It’s self-destructive behaviour. Anybody who cared about her would be telling her to stop making the fucking videos and go get a job. Get your life together.
How long can she possibly do this? She’s going to be a 50 year old gamer grrl? She’s already not getting any views as a 33 year old. Her channel is going to take off when she’s 50?
Even if that is the case, what is she going to do until then? Continue to make $200/month? And then maybe $300 next year? This isn’t sustainable. She needs money right now.
Think of how scary it has to be to have to rely on Mike Matei for your very existence. If Mike ever tires of the buttsex, she’s fucked. Where is she going to live on an annual income of $2,400?
She’s going to live with Joe from Gamesack and then be in a weird threeway relationship with John Riggs and his wife and just bounce from one pathetic “Youtuber” to another? That’s no way to live. Be self-sufficient.
She doesn’t care. She doesn’t care about her life. Or anyone else’s. It’s sad.
