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  • Classic Concentration (June 2, 1987)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlRvK5Jg250 

    Checking out Erin’s favourite show.  For this week.  

    0:00 – Some horndogs in the audience start laughing at this introductory puzzle because it features a brassiere.

    This episode appears to be a fairly recent broadcast from a channel called Buzzr.  Whatever that is.  I don’t know if it’s a channel that’s on like cable packages or if it’s online only.  

    Ideally, you want to watch an episode that was recorded back in the day on the original airing.  Because stuff now gets cuts to shit because there are more commercials nowadays.  So they have to edit more stuff out to cram in more delicious commercials for antidepressant medication and erectile dysfunction pills and whatnot.

    0:30 – And there’s a young Alex Trebek.  Well, I don’t know, how old was he in 1987?  Let me look this up.  Forty-seven.  

    Off-topic, but I was looking up what that Fred guy is up to these days.  Lucas Cruikshank.  Jesus Christ does he look old.  He’s 27 but look at him.  Must be all of that hard buttsex.  

    He also has a brother, who’s younger than him, and also really, really gay, and he looks at least 10 years older than he actually is too.  

    Whatever.  But Alex looks…I don’t know…he looks like a 47 year old, I guess.

    1:00 – So Marla is the returning champion.  I looked at the comments and it seems that a relative of hers left a message saying that she became a pediatrician.  Good for her.

    Let’s see…she was in college during this episode.  I don’t know if that’s undergraduate or graduate.  Let’s say her final year of undergraduate.  So that would mean that she was about 22 years old…so today she would be…56.  So yeah, she’s probably still working.  

    Alex tells us that she won $28,900 already.  Man, that had to pay off her tuition back in the day.  Today, that wouldn’t even cover a year at any private or out of state college.  But in 1987…let me look this up.  

    The average tuition was $3,190/year in 1987 for public universities.  In 2017, it was $9,970.

    At private universities, it was $15,160/year in 1987 and $34,740/year in 2017.

    I believe that Marla went to the University of….something California.  And presumably she was paying the in-state tuition rate.  So yeah.  This was a brilliant idea to appear on Classic Concentration.

    Although, you don’t win cash in this game, do you?  You win prizes.  So…$28,900 in prizes…then you have to try to sell them.  Maybe the show offers a cash option if you don’t want the prizes.  Maybe not for the full value but something.

    1:45 – Hey, you can win a Last Mission arcade cabinet.  Hey guys!  Remember Last Mission?  We used to play this all the time back in 1987.  

    2:00 – 

    Alex: Okay, Art just said that he loves video games.  What about you, Marla?

    Marla: Oh (laughs nervously).

    Alex: You can take that for you and your roommates at UCLA, right?  

    Marla: (Laughs nervously) No.

    Alex: Have a ball.  Here’s where you can find it on our game board: at number 19.

    Back in 1987, few women were interested in video games.  And can you blame them?  Look at gameplay footage of Last Mission.  It’s fucking dire.

    2:30 – Alex pronounces “vase” the pretentious way.  Why?  He would do this kind of shit a lot.  But he’s from fucking Canada.  I’ve known people from Canada.  They’re not pretentious people.  They’re simple, backwater folk.  But somehow, Alex thought that he was better than everyone.  Oh.  His mother was French-Canadian.  Now it makes sense.

    2:45 – Marla picks a wild card right off the bat.  So is she going to go for that arcade cabinet at 19?  Of course not.  She’s not interested in fucking video games.  This isn’t what women did in 1987.  Video games were for giant nerds.  And guys.  Children.  

    3:00 – So she just picks a random number and gets a New York Sojourn, or as Alex says, “New York Holiday.”

    Why didn’t he just say “sojourn”?  He must know how it’s pronounced.  He speaks French, I’m sure.  

    And why say “holiday” instead of “vacation”?  Do they say “holiday” instead of “vacation” in Canada?  Even if they do, which I don’t know if they do or not, he’s in the US now.  

    4:30 – There’s a recliner as a prize.  Marla expresses interest in this.  Alex says, “You’re too young to start reclining and relaxing.”

    What?  Well, I guess I see his point.  Back in 1987, recliners were mostly for elderly men who were barely mobile.  And big fat guys.  

    4:45 – A cork sculpture is one of the prizes.  Yeah, I remember cork sculptures.  They were HUGE in 1987.  Fucking everybody had one.  

    There’s also a scale as a prize.  Yeah.  Today, you can get a bathroom scale for ten bucks down at Walmart but in 1987, a scale was a status symbol.  Most people only saw them in doctor’s offices.  Those big ones with the sliding weights.  Few people had a scale in their home.

    5:00 – Marla gets another wild card but she again refuses to take the arcade cabinet.  She doesn’t want it.  She goes for the sailboat instead.  

    What kind of a terrible prize is a sailboat?  Even assuming that you live near a coast, which of course many people don’t, what are you going to do with it?  Don’t you have to rent out like harbour space?  And then you have to maintain the boat.  Or is one of those deals where you can hitch the boat to the back of your truck?  But then this assumes that you have a truck and know how to hitch boats to it.  

    It’s just…there are too many problems.  A sailboat isn’t for everyone.  You shouldn’t just give sailboats to random people because many people won’t have any use for it and/or they won’t know how to take care of it and/or they won’t be able to maintain it.  

    I would have preferred the scale.

    6:30 – Marla guesses, “Can we task”.  The answer is “Can we talk” but for whatever reason she doesn’t get it.

    Then she wins some bath towels.  Yeah.  People loved bath towels back in 1987.

    7:30 – Then she wins an AM/FM radio.  This was genuinely a reasonable prize in 1987.  Radios were expensive and people would listen to them.  Just in their homes.  I guess.  Not like in the pre-television days, of course, but if you wanted to listen to music, you had to put the radio on.

    7:45 – She guesses “Can bundle ask”.

    I don’t know why she has trouble with this.  She knows the first symbol is a can.  She knows that the second symbol is “wheat” because she guessed “Can we task” earlier (can wheat ask).  

    She doesn’t seem to know what the third symbol is even though it’s clearly a doctor asking a patient to say “Ah”.  And she’s studying to be a doctor.  She must know this.  The “H” is covered but…anybody would know this, doctor or non-doctor.  And then the last symbol is just a “K”.

    8:30 – “Check co task” is her guess this time.

    9:00 – “Chair we task”.

    Now she gave up on the “can” and instead focused on what the can says: “cherr” short for “cherry”.  

    9:15 – Alex says, “I feel like I’m learning Eskimo here.”

    You could say that sort of thing back in 1987.  The Inuit people weren’t as organised and vocal.  Plus, I’m not sure that they had televisions in their igloos.

    9:30 – She reluctantly wins the arcade cabinet.

    10:00 – She fails to solve the puzzle so Art gets a chance and he solves it.  “Can we talk”.

    It’s a reference to Joan Rivers, who was fairly popular in 1987.  It was her catchphrase.  She used to fill in for Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show.  She wouldn’t get her own talk show until 1989, though.  Young people like Marla weren’t watching Johnny Carson.  She didn’t know Joan Rivers.  So she didn’t get the reference.

    Art wins a ceramic vase.  Every home in 1987 had a ceramic vase.

    Don’t feel too bad for Marla.  She won two cars plus the $28,900 in prizes.  Who the fuck needs two cars?  But this is how things were back in 1987.  People had two cars.  One was for day to day use and one was like a weekend car for taking trips to your cottage or whatever.  It was a real golden age.

    11:30 – Alex says “ya’ll” in reference to a single person.  Really weird.  It’s weird that he would say “ya’ll” at all and doubly weird that he used it incorrectly.

    12:45 – So after this guy blows the bonus game really hard, it’s time for a new contestant.  Kelly Andruss.  Somebody in the comments says that this woman played a gameshow hostess on an episode of The Golden Girls.  

    Yeah, that’s true.  A lot of the people on these gameshows were just struggling actors and actresses.  Let me check her IMDB.

    Ooh, she was also an episode of Mr Belevedere.  She played Candy.  I seem to remember that episode.  She was a stripper and the episode had something to do with Kevin.  Oh, no I was wrong.  It’s this one:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CABzykyyDhQ

    It’s a two part episode.  Go to 7:45.  Mr Belvedere is at the Owen’s residence, alone, and he turned the place into a hedonistic sex orgy.  Candy is one of the bikini-clad whores who he hired.  She hands him the phone in this scene.

    She was also in the Mike Hammer television series and a Mike Hammer tv movie that came out five years later, after the show was off the air.  They must have liked her.  She played a prostitute in the tv movie.

    She was also in ten episodes of Days of Our Lives.  She played Bridget, who was probably some kind of prostitute.

    And her final role was in 1995 on an episode of Murphy Brown.  She played Stripper #3.

    There’s a show that hasn’t aged well.  They haven’t shown Murphy Brown even one time since the show went off the air.  It ran for 11 seasons.  260 episodes.  Why no rebroadcast?  Because it was full of topical political humour.  Hey guys!  Remember Dan Quale?  No?  Then you won’t get any of the jokes.

    Anyway, I’d give Kelly here some loving so let’s see how she does.

    Aw.  She’s married and from Utah.

    This is how things were in 1987.  People got married young.  You see this a lot with game shows from the 1980s and earlier.  Almost every female contestant is married if they’re older than 22 or so.  They almost always have children.  I’ve seen shockingly young contestants talk about having grandchildren.  It was just normal.  This is what people did.

    But how weird is it that this woman from Utah, who is probably Mormon, ended up being a prostitute in a handful of television sitcoms?  She moved to California with big dreams of being a legitimate actress but these sleazy Jewish producers had different ideas.  

    13:15 – Ooh.  You can win a sweater.  Sweaters were huge in 1987.

    13:45 – Kelly reveals a bedroom set and she says, “Ooh, I like that.”  I’ll bet.  Ooh baby.

    14:30 – She gets a wild card and chooses the bedroom set even though the position of that prize is in the corner and clearly won’t help her solve the puzzle.  She just really wants that bedroom set.  You horny bitch.

    14:45 – Color tv.  Alex says, “Good prize.”

    It’s true.  In 1987, people still had black and white tvs.  

    15:15 – A China coffee set…I’m going to have to plead ignorance on this one.  Did they drink coffee in 1987 in China?  We all know about China tea sets but…coffee set?  What does a coffee set of any nationality even look like?  I don’t drink coffee or tea so I don’t know.  Maybe this is common knowledge.

    16:00 – Chafing dish.  What?  Some sort of a food warmer…like those fucking…what do they call those Chinese restaurants where there’s warmed up food at your table?  Hot pot.  That’s it.  I went to such a restaurant before.  What an awful experience.

    But yeah, back in 1987, we all had chafing dishes.  It was a place to keep your Welsh rarebit warm.

    16:45 – Then they run out of time so they just start revealing the puzzle.  This is such bullshit.  They shouldn’t do this.  It completely fucks the game.  All strategy goes out the window.  I never liked this sudden death shit in any game show.  Wheel of Fortune does it too.  It’s just bad.

    16:45 – The answer is “Why don’t you come up to see me some time.”  Come on.  I didn’t want to hear Art say that.  Couldn’t you give Kelly a shot?

    Oh fuck.  He got it wrong.  So now Kelly gets to see the whole puzzle.

    “Why don’t you come up AND see me some time.”  You dirty slut.  

    Oh, since the game was interrupted, Art gets to return for the next show.  Well, that’s good at least.  Makes things slightly more fair.  

    But yeah, in 1987, all of the teenage boys had posters of Mae West hanging up in their rooms.  

    So Kelly won a ceiling fan. a tastefully decorated bedroom set, and the sweaters.  Hot.

    19:00 – Ummm…Kelly is super stupid.  She’s doing really bad at this bonus game and she basically gave up with 20 seconds to spare and just started making high pitched yelping sounds.  I can’t even recognise these as words but apparently the producers of the show can because they’re revealing the tiles.  So I guess that she’s saying numbers but…come on.  

    A member of the audience is going home with a set of tyres.  What?  Don’t different cars require different tyres?  How do we know that these will fit this person’s car?  And how the fuck are they going to lug four tyres home?  What if they don’t even live locally?  What if they’re on vacation?  

    Some other people in the audience will get a police scanner.  Yeah, I remember a neighbour boy’s father having one of these.  This is how people entertained themselves back in 1987.

    20:15 – Also, some people will get a jar of Peter Pan peanut butter.  Do they still sell this?  It seems so.  But yeah, in 1987, everybody was eating Peter Pan peanut butter.  It was America’s favourite peanut butter.

    21:00 – Alex and the model from the show do a really weird wave and Kelly blows a kiss.  What I think happened is that Alex said that they were all going to blow a kiss but then he and this model just did this bizarre wave instead.  It was some kind of weird joke on Kelly.  

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  • Shantae Limited Run Games Unboxing & Gameplay – Retro Ali

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB8rGg3XUwU

    The triumphant return of Retro Ali!  She posted a “reaction” video a week ago where she was just in a small window in the corner of the screen but I don’t include that.  It’s been about six weeks without a video.  What happened?  She used to post a video once a week.  Where’s the monthly pick ups video at least?  People are clamouring for that shit.  What Pokemon shit did she buy this month?  Don’t leave us in suspense.

    0:15 – “This is hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored product, whatever you want to call it.”

    Oh.  I see.  I call it shilling to retards for pennies.

    They sent her this game.  And she’s getting paid a small amount to do this video.  That’s the only reason she’s doing the video.

    What about doing a video for Slim Fast?  Do they still make Slim Fast?  It seems so.  How many people have died from that?  I don’t think that a diet of shakes is terribly healthy.  

    I’m reading the comments because I don’t know if I even want to watch any more of this shit video.  There’s this one:

    – “I’m convinced that the sole purpose of your channel is to tempt me to buy things that I don’t need…”

    Well, yes.  Ali even admits to it in her response.  She’s shaking the mentally retarded down for pennies.

    0:30 – “I’m super excited about this because this is the first Limited Run game that I’ve ever owned.”

    Yeah.  Because you’re not interested in this shit.  You’re only doing this because they’re paying you to do the video.

    0:45 – “On the back it says, ‘Compatible with your retro handheld’”.

    What does that mean?  Gameboy? Game Gear?  TurboExpress?  Neo Geo Pocket?  I don’t even know what this is.  

    Oh.  There are different cartridges that you can buy for different systems: Switch, Game Boy Color, and Playstation 4.  

    It’s $45, by the way.  The Game Boy Color version anyway.  That’s the one that they sent to Retro Ali.  Everything is sold out, though.  

    4:30 – She puts the game’s box into a “box protector”.  

    I refuse to believe that this will ever be worth anything.  Who’s going to want a Shantae Limited Run Games game ten years from now?  Who even wants one now?  It’s a handful of nerds buying these as “collectibles”.  They think that they’re going to be able to retire off of this shit.

    I used to buy comic books and, to a lesser extent, baseball cards in “the 90s”.  All of that shit is worth nothing today.  I can’t believe that they even still make baseball cards and comic books.  Who’s buying them?  I suspect that it’s only adult nerds who think that this shit is going to be worth money one day.  If you want to read the comic, you can just go online and read a bootleg PDF version.  Don’t the companies sell the comics electronically now?  

    And baseball cards…no kids is buying these today.  Is baseball still popular with kids?  Surely, they aren’t buying the cards.  Why would they?  I’m not even 100% sure why people did it back in the day.

    I mean, I guess it was cool to see a picture of the player and you could see their stats on the back of the card and shit like this.  But all of this information is on the internet now and much, much more.

    Same with Elvis collector plates.  Or the entire Franklin Mint collection.  Or Precious Moments figurines.  Or any of this shit.  It’s all worthless trash.  Nobody wants it.  

    But somehow video games are going to be the big collectors item.  Who the fuck wants physical video games?  I haven’t bought a physical video game in like 25 years.  The only people buying this shit are a handful of giant nerds who think that they’re going to be able to cash out on this shit one day.  It’s not happening.  No normal person wants a bunch of a video games cluttering up their home.  

    4:45 – Then she starts the playthrough.  “Aw yeah!  Let’s go.”  And the title screen looks like shit.  What is she excited about?  

    “Dude this is so wild.”

    She really must be on something.  IT’S THE TITLE SCREEN AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT.  CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

    Then it’s just various edited scenes of Ali “reacting” with her mouth agape.  And…it’s just like the save screen and shit like this.  She’s shown ZERO actual gameplay.

    Straight garbage.  Maybe the worst “playthrough” I’ve ever seen.

  • Erin's Recent TikTok Output

     https://www.tiktok.com/@erinplays87

    I assumed that she gave up on this and…she kind of did.  But she’s still putting up some REALLY half-assed “content”.

    https://www.tiktok.com/@erinplays87/video/6967926772713180422?

    This was taken when she was in her parents’ home.  She shows off some Hello Kitty shit that she has.  For like seven seconds.  And then the video just cuts off mid-word.

    https://www.tiktok.com/@erinplays87/video/6967955609236802821?

    This is part 1 in a two part series where she puts money into some kind of Sailor Moon capsule machine.  I assume that this was taken somewhere in California too.  She says that she used to use these machines as a child.  I…guess that these machines still exist.

    So part 1 just shows the machines and her putting the tokens in them.  I don’t know why the machines take tokens as opposed to quarters.  I don’t know where these machines are located.  Where do you get the tokens?  She doesn’t explain anything.

    https://www.tiktok.com/@erinplays87/video/6967959278430719237?

    The thrilling conclusion.  

    “So I’m new to TikTok and I opened all of these and I made it really cute and then I accidentally deleted the video and I don’t know how to get it back but anyway…”

    Then she goes on to show what she got from these capsules.  “I got this and this and a little cinnamon roll that I need to put together but it’s –” and the video cuts out.

    She really paints a picture.  What the fuck is this shit?  She doesn’t even know.  It’s some kind of…I don’t know…hair barrette?  Maybe it’s just nothing.  Maybe it’s just decorative.

    The other item is some kind of little bag, I guess.

    And I don’t know what the cinnamon roll is or why she described it as such.

    Holy shit.  This is so bad.  

    It’s not going to work, Erin.  You put absolutely no effort into this shit, as usual.  

    TikTok is for doing stupid song and dance routines.  Let’s see it.  What are the trending dances right now?  Let me look this up.

    Umm…god, this is even more stupid than I was anticipating.  Let me search for Britney Spears songs.  Maybe that would help.

    Here we go:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOuiuH1ii74

    That girl shows you how to do some dance for Britney Spears’ hit Gimme More.  I never heard of it, but I’m sure it was all the rage.

    So yeah, this girl shows you exactly how to do the dance.  The difficulty is that she doesn’t show you the end result.  But I found a compilation.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_sVW0Dma30

    Now imagine Erin doing this.  In a bikini and fishnet stockings.  Shaking her ass.  You’re telling me that that wouldn’t get views?  ShiShi would lose his mind.

    I think that it’s intended to be a duet.  According to the comments, the girls at 3:48 created the dance.  

    Well, no problem.  Get Mike involved.  Put him in a little crop top and some booty shorts.  

    It would get a million views.  

    Why not?  She’s obviously desperate for views.  This would get them.  Just learn the fucking dance and take the time to create a COMPETENT video.  If you fuck up, DO IT AGAIN.  Don’t just release the first attempt.  Get it right, make sure it looks good, and then release the video.  Put the time in.  You have nothing else to do.  So do it right.  

    Obviously, it would be embarrassing.  But what dignity does Ern even have at this point?  

    And I wouldn’t have any problem with it.  It would be hilarious, of course, but she’d be using the platform appropriately.  This is what TikTok is for.  Not these fucking shitty seven second Sailor Moon collection videos.  .

    None of these gamer grrls do anything new and interesting.  I suppose that Madam Fomo has tried a few different things: try on hauls, cosplay, softcore porn but those ideas were all terrible.   And Bobdunga is trying new things.  

    But everyone else: same old shit over and over and over again.  It’s all so formulaic.  Why not mix things up?  Try something new.  

    A video of Erin and Mike shaking their ass to a Britney Spears song.  If done right, it would take off.  And then suddenly, they’re getting a huge influx of new viewers to their Youtube channels.  

    Or maybe the video would become so popular that they’d say to hell with Youtube and make dance videos on TikTok full time.  

    I think it would be good.  Maybe it would be something that Erin actually likes doing.  She could even come up with her own dances.  Do some dances to some Sailor Moon songs.  Or the fucking Match Game theme song.  She could dress up as Patti Deutsch and do some funky 70s dance number.  

  • Wonder Boy in Monster World review (Sega Genesis) – Cannot be Tamed

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCmlHy3GwKY

    Hey guys!  Remember Wonder Boy in Monster World.

    I do not.  But I did rent Wonder Boy III once as a kid and I really liked it.  It was from some weird store that rented TurboGrafx games.  I never bought it, though.  The whole idea that people would rent games and then buy games that they liked is a myth.  You would just buy whatever was in the store and base your purchasing decision on the screenshots on the back of the box.  

    1:00 – “My first impression of the game is it is very cute.”

    Earlier in the review, she mentioned that the game is “adorable”.  She must be taking notes from Erin Plays videos.  Maybe Pam will be sitting on the floor and wearing fishnet stockings in an upcoming video.

    8:30 – “One thing that really sticks out about Wonder Boy is how adorable everything is.”

    Yeah.  We know.  This is the like the tenth time that she mentioned this.  We get it.  The game has “cute” graphics.  Who cares?  

    You can mention it once, I guess, but ten times?

    So that’s the video.  She thought the game was okay and cute.  Super.

    – “The sprites in Wonder Boy look adorable.”

    Ummm…yeah, did you watch the video?  Pam mentioned that a time or two.

    – “No, you’re adorable”

    Go masturbate.

    Speaking of which, NewWaveJunkie left a reply:

    – “Charming is the perfect word to describe this game. I’m enjoying your Genesis reviews since it’s not a console I grew up with or have taken the time to explore (yet). Great work as always!”

    Uh huh.  How’s your wife doing?  She’s okay with all of this?

    – “I got a refund on my ps2. I plan on getting the 5th edition dnd books. I would like to be a high elf warlock.”

    Is this referencing something?  A “meme” or something?

    – “Great seeing this live”

    Oh, that’s right.  Pam “premiered” this video.  Unfortunately, I had other commitments.  

    – “Goodnight you a pretty!”

    This is a little short and Pam isn’t doing anything interesting on Twitter either.

    What about monetising the blog?  GamerGrrls has been getting record numbers of hits the past few months.  Google promotes AdSense in the blog tools.  How much do they pay?

    “You probably know that making money from a blog or website is a very lucrative proposition.”

    Wait…really?

    “You can earn $100, $200, or even $1,000 a day using Google Adsense from a home office.”

    Come on.  How about a non-bullshit answer?  This was the first fucking result on my search.  Clearly a scam.

    What the fuck?  The calculator on the AdSense website doesn’t even go low enough for the number of views that I’m getting.  Not even close.  But if I were to get 50,000 views a month, I could make $2,600/year.  Well…maybe when I’m getting 50,000 views a month, I’ll consider that.

    All of these results are so fucking old.  Nobody is monetising blogs any more.  Nobody has blogs any more.

    There’s apparently a different company that you can use if you’re getting 10,000 hits a month.  That’s closer to where I’m at.  That’s obtainable.  But where are the figures?  Why is everybody so secretive?  

    Oh.  Somebody says $8 per thousand hits.

    So…let’s say 10,000 hits a month.  That’s $80.  Would it be worth monetising for $80/month?  

    I mean, there’s the whole issue of putting ads on the site detracting from how the site looks but who isn’t using AdBlock?  The people not using AdBlock clearly don’t mind the ads.  

    But $80/month…is it worth the hassle?  Is there even hassle involved?  I mean $80…it’s nothing but it’s twice what Retro Ali is getting from her videos.  Do I just want to throw $80/month away?

    Plus, I’d have to be approved.  I mean, there’s nothing inappropriate about the site but people have different ideas on these things.  

    Maybe I should hire Screenwave to handle this shit.  They can work on search engine optimisation and handle all of the finances.  Maybe they can get me some sponsors and I’ll start the article with like three paragraphs about testicle shaving.  And I’ll provide my affiliate link. 

    Perhaps I could even get the full service.  Just kick back and let Kieran write this shit.  “Hey guys!  Remember poopy doody giraffe dicks?”

  • John Riggs has a Trans…Son and/or Daughter

     https://twitter.com/johnblueriggs/status/1405209310494216192

    My oldest is trans. On his 16th birthday we legally changed his name to Leo Phoenix Riggs. He’s never been more happy in the past few years than right now. We’ve cut unsupported family completely out of our life. If someone has a problem that’s their problem.

    What in the name of fuck is this?  

    First of all, how many children does John Riggs have?  I thought that he had three.  He has the son and daughter that he semi-regularly puts in his video.  They’re like 11 to 13 years old.  And then he has an autistic son who we never see.  And now he apparently has this…umm…son or daughter.  

    It took me about ten minutes, but I think that I’ve figured it out.  I found this person’s Twitter.  They reply in the comments to this tweet.  It’s a girl and she’s gay.  She says this on her profile.  She says that she’s gay.  And “ftm”.  That’s “female to male”, right?  

    So…it’s a lesbian and she says that she’s a guy.  That’s the situation.  Why not just be a lesbian?  But whatever.  I don’t give a fuck.  I’m not going to criticise a 16 year old.  That’s not what this is about.

    This is about John Riggs being a sick fuck.  First of all, if he was at all the heroic father that he’s claiming to be with this virtue signalling bullshit, his “son” would probably still be a daughter.  He’s fucking disgusting.  This is a married man constantly trolling for ass.  OPENLY.  Who the fuck knows what’s going on in the Riggs household.  Is it some kind of “open marriage”?  Or at least “open” on his end?  

    And these fucking disgusting comments that he makes to his children in his videos.  I talk about one example here:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/03/my-100000-subscriber-silver-play-button.html

    The fact that he’s so comfortably making sexual comments around his children really raises some questions.  I’ll just leave it there.

    And now he’s promoting his trans “son” on Twitter.

    What the fuck?  Forget about all the questionable stuff that he seems to do in his private life.  Let’s just go with the fact that his daughter is now his “son”.  Fine.  You know what a normal person would do in that situation?  Keep it to themselves.  They wouldn’t go on Twitter and say, “HEY, LOOK AT MY TRANS SON!  AREN’T I A SUPER FATHER?  FUCK THE HATERS!”  And he puts a fucking picture of this person up.  

    He’s fucking disgusting.  Exploiting his own children.  And for what?  Virtual kudos from other degenerates who buy into this shit?  

    I think that his goal with this is the same goal he has for everything that he does: get some ass.  Some SJW chick with unshaved legs is going to be so impressed with this progressive hero John Riggs that she’s going to overlook the fact that this is a grossly obese 45 year old married man.  Or maybe he’s open to guys too.  Or guys who say that they’re women at least.

    Look at this fucking reply:

    – “Will you be my internet dad? I tossed mine out for similar hateful views.”

    And you go to this…person’s Twitter and it seems to be a woman with a beard.  Right?  Is that what I’m looking at?  

    https://twitter.com/CPOretro

    And John Riggs replies with “Always”.  So…I’m pretty sure that he’d fuck this…let’s just say “individual”.  That’s what he’s doing with this.  That’s the goal of this.  He’s exploiting his children to have some kind of sex with somebody.  He doesn’t care what combination of genders they may be.

    He mentions that this son/daughter of his used to appear in unboxing videos.  Let me look.

    Oh yeah.  It’s a girl.  

    Kinsey, the fat chick from Metal Jesus Rocks, leaves a comment:

    – “Congrats Leo, that’s super exciting!! And John, you’re an amazing and supportive Father!”

    Are you out of your fucking mind?  He’s a complete degenerate.  He ruined this girl’s life.  I don’t know what the fuck is going on in the Riggs household, but even if we don’t look at the most serious possibilities, what we do know is that he’s constantly trolling for ass; he makes vile, inappropriate comments to his children; and he’s been exploiting them for Youtube views for years.  

    Doesn’t he feel at all bad about this?  Doesn’t he feel at all responsible?  If he just got a fucking job like a normal person, and kept tighter control of his micropenis, none of this would have happened.  

    And then everybody congratulates him for being such a great father.  They’re living in some fucking Bizarro world.  Does this whole situation not raise any alarm bells for them?  Are they that blinded by accepting of “trans” people that they don’t question anything else?

    – “Hi Leo (Purple heart emoji) Happy Pride month. Trans men are very much men. John you are the parent so many trans kids need. I lost my father when I came out at 30 as trans myself”

    And then you look at “her” picture.  Come on, dude.  Nobody ON EARTH is going to think that you’re a woman.  It would be distasteful to link to this “woman’s” Twitter but…holy shit.

    – “That’s awesome! Handsome man aswell”

    John Riggs replies, “Of course he is, he looks like me!”

    It’s vile.  It’s a normal looking girl.  She just cut her hair short.  What about this screams masculinity?  

    But they’re all congratulating John Riggs for being such an awesome father.  “Oh, yeah, my daughter looks just like me.”  What?  Fuck you, you sick fuck.

    – “What an excellent set of parents, awesome job man”

    Are you out of your mind?  Do these people not know anything about John Riggs?

    I mean, I don’t know much about him.  I don’t really watch his videos.  I see him constantly on Twitter responding to various gamer grrls and he’s clearly a creep in that sense.  He’s clearly trying to have sex with these women.  Even though he’s married and has four children.

    And I saw a post where he talked about difficulties he was having on Tinder.  As a married man with four children.

    And I saw some creepy videos that he had of his children where he made sexual comments to them.

    Let’s forget about all of that.  Maybe that’s all relatively trivial.  Maybe there’s nothing weird going on.  

    What we all know is that he tweeted a picture of his 16 year old daughter about how she’s now his “son”.  And he did this, clearly, to get kudos from the “progressive” community.  

    That doesn’t seem weird to anybody?  Nobody questions why somebody would do that?  This is not the behaviour of a good father.  His children’s “gender identity” should not be for public consumption.

    – “Yes John! The world needs more parents like you. I hope Leo is having a great Pride month!”

    That’s another weird thing about this.  S/he says that they’re gay.  So…I’m not following.  If this is a transsexual, that means that she considers herself to be a guy now.  So it’s a gay guy.  So “he” is interested in guys?  I’d be really surprised if that’s the case.  

    – “Big props to you man. This takes a lot of courage to post.”

    Horny John Riggs replies, “Oh, it’s all good. I feature him in my videos sometimes. Some have caught on in the comments, others, well, they get blocked. haha”

    Wait a minute…no, I was right earlier.  He has three children: two daughters and an autistic son.  The other son that I was thinking of, is this daughter.  She looks like a guy in some of the more recent videos.

    This puts a weird new spin on those sexual comments that was making.

    – “Yeah, I noticed when I watched. I just don’t like to pry about things like this. But I’m glad you posted this.”

    Horny John Riggs replies, “With me, pry anytime.”

    But what about with your children?  Can you not let them have any privacy?  Why put them on the fucking channel?  

    He replies to another comment, “$200 at the courthouse – easily done. And now it’s official. NOW it’s going through the schools and doctors to get it changed so it’s not just a ‘goes by’”

    Again, nobody needs to know this.  

    What if she changes her mind?  Won’t she be embarrassed by these videos and how “supportive” her father was on Twitter?  

    And the person he responded to was another man in a dress.  They’re out in force for this tweet.  

    – “That’s awesome! I’m so happy to see supportive parents”

    What parents?  I’ve never seen his wife in a single video.  He keeps putting his kids in the videos, why not his long-suffering wife?   

    – ” funny reading the (few) comments from ignorant assholes who have nothing better to do than push their antiquated bigoted world views on others (Face with tears of joy emoji) you almost feel bad for them at this point.”

    Horny John Riggs replies, “It’s easy to not comment but they still choose to, basically advertising that they’re ignorant. Pretty sad but all we can do is educate.”

    Forget about the more controversial stuff about John Riggs clearly being a terrible father and how society and one’s environment can influence one’s sexuality.  Just look at what we all know.  John Riggs posted this on fucking Twitter.  How can anybody think that that’s a good idea?  You don’t have to share everything about your children on Twitter.  Ideally, don’t share ANYTHING about them.

    It’s insane.  The lengths this sick fuck will go to get kudos from degenerates.  He’s doing this to troll for ass.  That’s the only reason that he does anything.  He’ll take any ass.  Female ass, male ass, female to male ass, male to female ass.  He doesn’t care.  He just wants ass.  And he’s using his children’s personal business to get it.

    Nobody has a problem with that?  Everybody just talks about how brave he is and what a wonderful father he is?

    – “FATHER OF THE CENTURY RIGHT HERE! BEEN LOVING THE RIGGS FAMILY FOR A WHILE NOW AND I AM SO HAPPY FOR LEO”

    Must have been a really depressing century if John Riggs wins that title.

    – “Have any guest rooms?”

    You can probably share John Riggs’ bed along with his wife.  You anime fucking loser.

    – “This is wholesome. Such a blessing for this to be on my feed”

    Unbelievable.  Which part of this was wholesome?  The part where John Riggs exploits his children for internet kudos and/or ass?  The part where John Riggs has no interest in getting a job?  The part where John Riggs isn’t interested in raising his children?  The part where John Riggs doesn’t care about his marital vows?  The part where John Riggs is a giant creep?  

    – “I know two Trans individuals. If he’s ever looking for an inclusive employer (one who has insurance that covers the surgery) check out Starbucks.”

    This is hilarious on multiple levels.

    Somebody posts a gif of Snoop Dogg nodding.  Somehow, I just don’t think that Snoop Dogg is “down with” the trans stuff.

    Now we finally get to the good replies: the ones that have been buried under the “more replies” section for being downvoted or maybe Twitter automatically puts detracting comments of this sort in the “spam” section.

    – “Kind of fucked up you would cut out family based on the decision of a child”

    That’s an interesting take on this.  I don’t know.  

    – “your child’s life decisions isn’t important to you and it shows”

    I wish that he would have elaborated.  I’m not really following.

    – “16?! That’s just bad parenting.”

    That might be too broad of a statement.  Somebody can decide to be “trans” at 16 even if they had competent parents.  You see this stuff all the time in society today.  People can be influenced.  

    But yeah, clearly John Riggs is a terrible parent for the reasons I’ve already outlined and no doubt many, many more reasons that I don’t know about.

    – “So just to be clear: You have a daughter. At some point, she had mental issues. Conditioned by propaganda and seeing the positive attention our sick system gives to kids who pretend to be the opposite sex, she now pretends to be a boy. And you’ve nixed family over it. Correct?”

    This guy seems to get it.  He’s an Indian guy.

    – “fast forward 20 years later when she changes back”

    This was in response to where John Riggs’ “son” said that she was waiting for her “top surgery”.  

    It was a black guy who left that comment.  A black guy who, by the way, says that he’s a “leftist” and “bi”.

    – “lmao it’s a kid, imagine if it changes it’s mind”

    That’s another black guy.

    Why am I mentioning race?  Because non-white people very often don’t go in for this sort of stuff.  That’s just the reality.  

    – “hashtag ‘when you come from a long line of micro penises’”

    I don’t get it but I still laughed.

    – “few questions, why are you posting this here? why are you posting this everywhere infact and why does it say Putin at the end?”

    I don’t know about Putin but yeah.  It’s weird that he posted this.

    – “To suggest that by cutting your hair short, taking some pills, doing a surgery or even identify as a man makes you a man is insulting to all men. The hashtag in it sell is laughable because it is 100% absolutely not true. A man is a man and a trans man is a trans man. Simple.”

    – “Wow, you jacked up your own kids life. Your a terrible parent.”

    Now this guy gets it.  I’ll be honest.  A lot of the people who left “negative” comments had fucking weird, right wing profiles.  And most of the people who left “positive” comments had weird, “I’m a man who wears a dress” profiles.

    But this guy gets to the heart of the matter.  It’s not about politics or religion or race or any of this shit.  It’s about John Riggs being a complete degenerate who didn’t give two shits about his wife or his family and this is what happens.  Go get a fucking job and stop trolling for ass, you fat bastard.  

    He’s talked about his depression and how Youtube brought him out of his funk.  Nobody fucking cares.  You know what else is good for depression?  Employment.  Going out and making an honest living.  Taking care of your family is good for depression too.  Think about somebody other than yourself for once.

    Putting this shit on fucking Twitter.  Go fuck yourself, you sick fuck.

  • Destiny Fomo is "Travelling"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIdAvTgE6y4

    Hey guys!  If you want to see some “cool pics” from all of her travels, all you have to do is go to her second Instagram.

    That’s an old video.  Here’s a more recent one.  She’s in Hawaii.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNI2tMh5pk4

    She claims to be travelling with her mother.  Interesting.  She always says that she’s travelling alone or this time she’s allegedly with her mother.  But we know for a fact that when she went to Japan, she was with her “boyfriend”.  So why did she make out like she was travelling alone?

    And for somebody who seems really concerned about covid, she sure does a lot of travelling.  

    Off-topic, I recently discovered some escort reviews and advertisements of a woman who is always described as being a short, busty “Latina” living in New York City with red hair.  

    The ads that I saw all say that she’s a short, busty “mixed race” woman living in New York City with red hair.  

    That’s interesting.  It’s a common issue.  Some black/white mixed race people look Hispanic.  

    So let’s get to the reviews.  I can’t actually read them without being a member of the site but they do tell you whether or not they would recommend the “provider”.  And for this particular woman, every single review was a resounding “no”.  

    And although you can’t read the reviews without being a member, people will respond to the reviews and this is all public.  Sometimes they’ll give some details of their own experience with the “provider”.  They all agree.  They all say that this woman doesn’t seem to want to be doing this and therefore doesn’t give them a good “experience”.  

    In some of the comments, these johns mention how they would get random texts from this “provider” weeks or months after the “session” asking if they want to “meet up” again.  This is unusual in the trade and these johns found it peculiar.  It’s really desperate and suggests that this woman isn’t getting much, if any, repeat business.  It might also suggest that her pimp is “pressuring” her to make some money today.

    The “provider” that I’m talking about also changes her name several times.  The johns on the forum suggest that it’s because she’s trying to keep ahead of the abysmal reviews that she gets.  That makes sense.

    I mean, I’ve read some of these “escort” review sites in the past.  Like 95% of the reviews are positive.  It’s remarkably uncommon to see a bad review.  I was only interested in reading the bad reviews.  

    So for somebody to get consistently bad reviews, indeed LITERALLY every review of this particular escort was negative, it’s extremely unusual.  

    Let’s check out the ads.  There are pictures of a brown-skinned, busty, short woman with red hair.  They also have the phone number written across the picture.  Huh.  I could swear that I’ve seen this sort of thing before but I just can’t place my finger on where.

    There’s also discussion in these forums about whether or not this woman is on Youtube.  And they all agree that she is on Youtube.  But this escort is no longer seeing “clients”. 

    By the way, when did Destiny Fomo start her OnlyFans?  

    Well, I reviewed the video where she talks about starting an OnlyFans here:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/05/destinyfomos-onlyfans.html

    She’s deleted the video but that article was published on 4 May 2020.  I probably published it a day or two after the video was released.

    Just coincidentally, this escort ad lets you see when the account holder was last online.  And in this case, the person was last online in April 2020.

    The last forum post about this “provider” was also in April 2020.  It seems that this woman left the business, at least to some degree, around April 2020.  Maybe she found another means of making money.

    So those were just some random “escort” reviews and advertisements that I saw.  Once in a great while, I’d read “escort” review sites.  Just the bad reviews.  Sometimes they were funny.

    But it’s also sad.  In some of these reviews, it was clear that the person didn’t want to be doing this.  That seems to be the case here too.  

    You can say, “If you don’t want to do something, just don’t do it” but it’s more complicated than that, of course.  A lot of these women have pimps and pimps control the women through violence, intimidation, threats, drug addiction, mental manipulation, any number of things.  

    Anyway, what is TuanX up to these days?  

    Oh, here’s his latest video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u48TWaAU2Y

    $5000 DESK SETUP TOUR!

    He’s since changed the name of the video to: “ULTIMATE LIVE STREAMING (WORK FROM HOME) SETUP TOUR!” but what I said previously was the original title.

    That was four months ago.  This was also around the time when Destiny Fomo was posting on Twitter that she got a huge new $2000 computer monitor.  

    What a wacky coincidence.  But yeah, Destiny Fomo has appeared in some TuanX videos.  Like this one:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1ox98Klfso

    She says that they’re “friends”.  They must be quite close to talk like that.

    Some interesting comments in the comment section of that $5000 Desk Setup Tour video.  Somebody by the name of Beans MC says, “Tuan x I love your content oh and thanks for friending me on nintendo switch :D”

    She’s changed her name to “Bubble” now.

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7V-vzXFfggOED-wrbR_xuw

    So who’s Beans MC/Bubble?  A Canadian girl who makes Minecraft videos.  She used to post regular videos but basically stopped around six months ago.  This was around the time that she left that comment on TuanX’s video.  

    But she did post another video three weeks ago.  Some weird Dragonball video.  Hope she’s okay and not “travelling.”

    Another youngster says, “‘I’m definitely going to save every penny until I go to college.”  TuanX replies, “Don’t forget to put that money to work too! Invest!”.

    Oh.  Maybe that’s how he’s able to afford this expensive “gaming” setup.  He’s putting things to work.  Good for him.

    He also has a website.  As here:

    https://www.tuanx.com/

    There’s nothing really on the website.  Just his social media links, a “merch” store, and a “Join the lunatics” button.

    What’s this?   Well, you can receive text messages from him if you fill in all of your personal details.  You have to give your email address, phone number, location, gender, date of birth, Twitter, and Instagram.

    Why would he need all of that?  And why would anybody even want texts from him?  

    Here’s his Vimeo:

    https://vimeo.com/tuanx

    No, he’s not an investment banker like I originally thought.  He gives his job as “singer, MC, writer and actor”  I see.  And you can see a music video that he did over a decade ago called “Anatomy of a Hustler”

    His Instagram and his Twitter both list his phone number.  I’ve never seen that in my life.  Most people don’t want their phone number out there.  It’s presumably his “business” number.  You know, his music business.  He released two albums.  Over ten years ago.  They’re not available in any format and, as far as I can tell, have never been available.

    He also gives his Switch number and his PSN username.

    I wonder how an unattractive guy in his 40s is able to be “friends” with a reasonably attractive woman in her early 20s.  Some guys just have it, I guess.  Maybe they’re attracted to the fame.  He has 57,000 subscribers on Youtube.  He averages about 5,000 views per video.  He has 7,000 followers on Instagram.  1,500 followers on Twitter. 

    He must be doing something right.  He’s obviously making a lot of money.  Even though he has no discernible source of income.  

  • Sega Game Gear VHS Tapes – Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9eUXKgzCA 

    0:00 – But first a message from our sponsor.

    And James yet again shills for a VPN and advises you, the viewer, to break the terms of service of your favourite streaming service by using a VPN.  

    So we get to the video.  He keeps talking about the Howard Johnson hotel chain like it’s some obscure thing from a bygone era.  Are Howard Johnson no longer in business?  

    There are 300 locations according to Wikipedia.  Maybe that’s a fraction of their heyday, I don’t know, but 300 locations is still a good number.

    I guess that Kieran never went to one.  Is this another Kieran episode?  He writes some straight garbage.  But Justin and Tony from Hack the Movies aren’t exactly Tennessee Williams either.

    1:45 – “This deranged anal belch of a human”

    Yeah, I think it’s a Kieran episode.

    3:15 – They refer to a character in one of these tapes as “An annoying 90s fuck”.  No.  This is not something that somebody who lived during “the 90s” would ever say.   Come on, Kieran.  Up your game.

    I guess that he’s doing his best.  You can’t just say to somebody, “Hey, write better.”  You either have the ability or you don’t.  Kieran does not.

    Oh, I should mention what the video is about.  I haven’t done so already because…I’m not entirely sure what it’s about.  They’re video tapes that Howard Johnson would sell that give tips on Sega Game Gear games.  I guess.  So like you would check into the hotel and then you could buy these tapes from the front desk to entertain your kids .

    3:45 – Kieran explains, through James, that you were able to rent Game Gears at Howard Johnson.  That’s cool.  I’ve never seen that.  He also mentions that hotels had consoles hooked up to them.  I’ve never that either.  

    Maybe if you’re going to a hotel near Disney World or something you see this sort of shit.  Hotels geared to children.  But I’ve never stayed in such a place.  Maybe I had a weird childhood.  I had more enriching vacations.

    I mean, it doesn’t have to be anything snooty.  Going to Paris or something.  But anything is better than these trash Disney vacations that people seem to take.  I mostly went on like nature vacations.  I think that that’s the way to go.  But whatever.  Kieran went to Disney and that sort of shit.  He didn’t pick his parents.

    5:15 – Listen to how James pronounces “rabid baboons.”  What the fuck?  He butchers both words.  They couldn’t do a second take?  If he just can’t pronounce it, say something else.  It hardly adds anything to the writing.  Nobody on earth is laughing at “rabid baboons”.

    5:45 – “So what is HoJo”?

    The first two letters of “Howard” and “Johnson”.  How are you not getting this, Kieran?  Surely James knew what it was.  What the fuck is this?  

    “I’ve never heard one person in my entire life say ‘Go HoJo’”.

    No, nobody has ever used that corporate slogan, just like nobody ever said, “You deserve a break today” when going to McDonalds or “Have it your way” when going to Burger King.  But the term “HoJo” existed and was used.  I don’t know how widely it was used but I’m confident that it was used.

    But Kieran never heard of it before.  Maybe there aren’t Howard Johnsons in Pennsylvania.  No, there are at least three: one in Allentown, one in Hershey, and one in Harrisburg.   

    6:00 – “If I knew anyone who ran around with a Game Gear and screamed ‘HoJo’ and weren’t trying to be ironic, I’d shit out my dick.”

    Yeah, that’s a hilarious fetish that you have there, Kieran.  

    But this is just a bizarre strawman.  Of course nobody ran around screaming “HoJo” for no reason.  Kieran seems to think that the term “HoJo” is really hilarious and nobody had the sense to reign him in.  

    Yes, the term is stupid but it was used.  And it was probably used semi-ironically.    

    “That’s a real stretch to try to make the name Howard Johnson sound cool to 90s pre-teens.”

    Kieran…not everything is about children.  Just because you were a child in “the 90s” doesn’t mean that everybody was.  

    HoJo, probably originated organically, from the customer base, as a slightly derogatory term for the hotel chain.  “HoJo” suggests that it’s a budget hotel.  It’s nothing to do with appealing to children.

    Why didn’t James say, “Hey, Kieran, you don’t know what you’re talking about and I’m going to sound a total ass if I read this shit.  So please don’t give me a script where your misguided obsession with ‘HoJo’ serves as the basis for the script”?  

    6:30 – “Also, instead of HoJo, shouldn’t it be HowJow.”

    What?  No.  It’s not even worth explaining the many reasons why that doesn’t make sense.  Kieran.  You’re an idiot.  Drop this bullshit HoJo thing right now.  James is going to look like a total fucking retard if you continue this any longer.  

    7:30 – There’s a window that sometimes pops up in these videos with a guy talking about various Howard Johnson promotions.  And Kieran/James says, “I guess that he’s the hotel’s lawyer.”

    What?  Kieran…it’s the hotel’s spokesman.  This isn’t complicated stuff.  

    “And it’s a good thing that they have one because if I were this businessman, I’d sue the dick off of this hotel chain for causing me anxiety.”

    No.  Kieran.  Listen.  That man was not portraying a lawyer.  You know this.  You must know this.  But this was just your awkward way to shoehorn a stupid half-joke about suing the hotel for…something.  It doesn’t make sense.  You’re an idiot.  

    You know, I was looking at a recent Tony from Hack the Movies video.  I didn’t actually watch it, I’m not watching that shit any more, Newt Wallen and Crystal Quin can go fuck themselves.  But I noticed that he had an editor for one of these videos.  And I looked her up.  She’s a recent graduate.  They’re employing interns at Screenwave to edit the videos.  Probably unpaid.  

    This is the level that this company is at.  And the fucking writers, I mean, with respect I think that Tony has an associate’s degree, if that.  I don’t know what kind of education Kieran has but I’m thinking that he doesn’t have too many advanced degrees.  

    These are the people writing the show.  30 year olds with limited education and limited experience in the film industry.  They’re just local hillbillies for fuck’s sake.  I mean, no disrespect to anyone but this is not a professional organisation.  

    I’m not saying that you have to have a master’s degree from Harvard in order to write something worthwhile.  If they had somebody there who has some kind of writing talent, that would be fine.  But they don’t.  These scripts are awful.  Kieran wrote an 11 minute script about how stupid the term “HoJo” is without understanding any of the linguistic history of the term.  The video is built on a false narrative.  

    8:15 – Weird pronunciation of “sausage”.

    8:45 – There’s a little comedy scene in the video where this businessman comes on to a maid and Kieran finds this really offensive.  “It’s another reason that this tape couldn’t exist today.”

    Yeah, because of easily offended pussies like Kieran.

    9:45 – The businessman playing the Game Gear “Reacts to it like somebody is tickling his anus.”

    Keep your fetishes out of the video, Kieran.  Let me look.  There must be some gay bars in the area.

    Yeah.  Yelp has a list of the top ten gay bars in Bucks County.  They’re not actually in Bucks Country but they’re in nearby Philadelphia.  

    What about the U Bar?  It’s in Philadelphia.  Here’s a review:

    This was a really fun little gay bar in Philly.  Great vibe, simple decor, and bartenders poured good drinks.  Liked the music all night.  I also really liked that it was truly a gay bar, meaning it wasn’t overcrowded with drunk straight girls like other “gay” bars in Philly.  Guys!  Come here!

    Sounds good.  Total sausage fest.  I’m sure that you’ll find a guy to tickle your anus over there.  

    Kieran also keeps mentioning something called “B-Dubs” this is a similar thing to Howard Johnson where the name of the place has been abbreviated.  But I don’t know what place he’s talking about, I never heard of it, and he keeps fucking mentioning this stupid “B-Dubs” half joke.  Kieran…this is bad.  It’s bad writing.  REALLY bad.  

    11:00 – Then…oh my god….James is wearing a long wig.

    Kieran…there are places you can go to where men will do all of this stuff with you.  You can put them in wigs and they’ll tickle your anus and they’ll shit on your dick.  Whatever you’re into.  Gay men are pretty adventurous sexually.  Go to the U Bar and find somebody there.  Don’t put this shit in AVGN videos.

    11:15 – Then he makes another “the 90s” reference that doesn’t even make sense.  

    11:30 – “You’ll want to shove a Game Gear up Howard Johnson’s asshole.”

    Not me, Kieran.  My heterosexual credentials are unchallenged.  But if YOU like that stuff, that’s cool.  You can put stuff in men’s butts.  As long as everyone is into it, what do I care?  Keep it out of the videos, though.  

    So that’s the video.  Kieran, just come out of the closet.  There’s no shame in it.  This isn’t “the 90s” where this stuff was still frowned upon.  Today, you can be loud and proud.  So put your denim chaps on and hit the bars.  This is Pride Month for fuck’s sake.  Go do your thing.  But not in the videos.

    Really, really, REALLY terrible writing in this one.  In case I hadn’t made that clear.  They’re totally out of ideas.  

    Speaking of gay men, let’s check out what the boys on Reddit have to say.  I bet it will mostly be about James’ wig.  I anticipate LOADS of hilarious and not at all homosexual “memes” of James in this wig for the next three to six months.

    I don’t know.  Everybody just seems to think that it was a bland episode.  I suppose that if you accept the gay stuff and the “HoJo” stuff, that’s true.  

    Somebody says, “This is something that would be on Erin Plays.”  No, this was way more involved than anything Erin has ever done.  Let’s not exaggerate.

    But yeah it’s just bad.  It’s a total amateur production at Screenwave.  They’re completely out of their depth.  

    Nobody there can write.  That’s the main problem.  And that’s fine.  Why would they think that they can do everything?  You can do the editing, you can do the producing, you can do the special effects, whatever.  But find somebody who can write.  It’s not you.  Nobody at Screenwave has it.

    It takes a certain amount of intellect to write good comedy.  And with respect, I don’t think that these are the brightest guys on earth.  This is why the writing is bad.

    Justin would sometimes write some funny stuff on Reddit.  He seems reasonably intelligent.  But I don’t think that he’s writing these AVGN scripts.  Or if he is, he just doesn’t have it either.  

    I’m trying to think of comedy shows that I liked.  Mystery Science Theater 3000, Frasier, Seinfeld, The Mighty Boosh, I’m Alan Partridge.  Shit like this.  I like comedy written by people who are at least as intelligent as I am and they’re respecting my intelligence by writing good, witty, smart stuff.  

    What I don’t like is some hillbilly writing, “Hey, I did a big boom boom in my pants.  Wank a hippo’s dick off.”  That’s insulting.  That’s wasting my time.  

    They’re doing their best.  But it’s bad.  I can’t sugar coat it.  “A” for effort, “F” for execution.  

  • The Girl Games of Lost Media (Part 2) – Bobdunga

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bQVTurDGPY

    I reviewed part 1 in late March.  I couldn’t even get through it.  She and her fellow unemployed “Youtubers” were so patronising to people who left comments on some forum that I just couldn’t take it any more.  I reviewed it here:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/03/the-girl-games-of-lost-media.html

    Let’s see if she learned anything from that.  Like don’t insult your audience.

    0:45 – I’m feeling uncomfortable already.  I don’t know if it’s just me or if everyone experiences but when you watch something that’s clearly the product of a diseased mind, it makes you feel sick.  Or if you’re talking to somebody with serious mental illness, it just causes an uneasy feeling in you.  I get that big time with Bobdunga’s videos.  

    She’s said in the past that she’s in therapy (over that guy who “gaslighted” her like three years ago) but I don’t know if it’s working.  Well, I shouldn’t say that.  Maybe she’s getting better.  But she’s certainly not among the sane members of society as of yet.  Maybe she’ll get there one day.

    Yeah, the editing is…I don’t know.  It’s giving me diarrhoea.  

    2:30 – It seems to be the same format as the last one: have her “Youtuber” “friends” do voiceovers.  

    Oh, I looked at the description.  She doesn’t have nearly as big a cast of “Youtubers” doing voiceovers this time.  That’s good.  This is being narrated by Saberspark.  Whoever that is.  Sounds like a douchebag.

    3:30 – “I expect right about now, you’re expecting some kind of fakeout.”

    What?  No.  It was just this douchebag talking about the game, or something, and there were a bunch of insane edits.

    “You’re thinking that maybe somebody will leap out from behind the scenes to tell you that this is all just a ruse and that you’ve been click-baited for a small amount of ad revenue.”

    She just can’t help herself.  She has to talk about how little she’s making from these videos.  If you don’t want to make the videos, don’t make them.  Nobody cares.  That’s the reality.  It’s nothing personal.  Nobody cares about any of this shit that anybody does.

    It’s like James Rolfe when he tries to portray himself as a martyr doing all of these videos for his eager fans.  No.  Nobody would give a shit if he stopped making videos.  If you don’t want to do them, don’t do them.

    If Jimmy decided to stop making videos, a few nerds would say, “Well, that sucks” and then the next day, they’d be on to something else.  

    3:45 – Weird, maniacal laughter.

    5:30 – She begs you to watch part 1 of the video.  “I promise you won’t be disappointed.”  

    Bobdunga, I tried.  It was unwatchable. 

    She keeps making out like this is some Indiana Jones shit and she’s searching for the Ark of the Covenant.  No.  All she’s doing is Googling for some rom.  And put the lights on in your room.

    6:30 – Oh, and she’s also sending emails to people who worked at the company that developed this game.  I don’t know.  It’s fine, I guess.  She’s a “journalist”.  She’s trying to uncover a story.  A story about…the Mean Girls Gameboy Advance game.

    7:00 – She uses the term “reaching out” in one of these emails.  It’s some obnoxious American business term.  

    Then…what…there’s some Asian guy in a mask who’s replying to her email.  He’s reading the email that was apparently sent.  Is this the actual guy who wrote the email or an actor playing the part of the guy who wrote the email?  It’s weird in either case.  Why is wearing a mask while in his home, in a darkened room, alone, using the computer?  

    No, I think that that was an actor because the next “scene” gives this guy an alias.  So…it was an Asian guy in a mask…portraying this anonymous person who responded to Bobdunga’s email.  Why the mask?  Why even have an actual person, on screen, reading this?  

    And why all the secrecy anyway?  Why is this source anonymised like it’s some Deep Throat situation?  Bobdunga isn’t uncovering corruption at the highest levels of government.  She’s emailing computer programmers to find out if they worked on some little-known game that nobody cares about from 20 years ago.  Can’t the programmer be identified?   

    Oh.  She goes on to say that he requested to be anonymous.  Well, fine.  There could be any number of legitimate reasons why he wouldn’t be too involved in Bobdunga’s project.  

    But she frames this all like it’s some kooky X-Files shit.   She’s going to talk to the Cigarette Smoking Man soon.  

    It’s so annoying how Bobdunga is sitting in the dark and pretending to type on her pink keyboard.  

    10:45 – Bobdunga makes a shocked face in this weird re-enactment of this masked guy sending her screenshots of the game.  

    14:00 – A different anonymous source sent Bobdunga the rom of this game and the “actor” who’s doing the voice over has a lot of really weird pronunciations.  

    17:15 – “Was this really a copy of the rom or just somebody really dedicated to trolling me?”

    Another bizarre comment from Bobdunga.  She thinks that everybody is against her.

    17:45 – She shows footage of the game.  This anonymous source told her that he doesn’t want her uploading the rom.

    But wait a minute.  Isn’t Bobdunga in a whole lot of trouble now?  She’s in possession of this Mean Girls rom and everybody knows it now.  People are going to track her down to try to get their hands on this valuable piece of “gaming” history.

    18:00 – “It felt like a literal fever dream.”

    Erin used this term recently too.  I’ve heard it before, of course, but I don’t even know what a “fever dream” is.  Does anyone?  Let me DuckDuckGo this shit.

    “A fever dream is a term used to describe vivid dreams you have when your body temperature is elevated. For many people, these dreams can be disturbing and unpleasant.”

    I’ve never experienced this in my life.  Of course, I haven’t had a fever since I was a kid.  Not that I know of, anyway.  What even is a fever?  When you have a high body temperature?  Yeah.  Causes are viruses or bacteria.  Okay.  

    Yeah, I’ve never experienced this.  I must have had a fever at some point in my adult life but I don’t recall any associated vivid dreams.  Does this actually happen on a wide scale or is it just a stupid expression?  

    Anyway, back to the worst episode of The Twilight Zone that I’ve ever seen.

    19:30 – She says that she can’t supply the rom, as mentioned earlier, but she’s going to show gameplay.  Then she tells you to like the video and subscribe to her channel, complete with a graphic showing you how to do to this.  Also her Twitter and Instagram.  This is shameful.  

    I’m 26 minutes in.  This is boring as shit.  And Bobdunga has an odd pronunciation of “cliques”.  

    Fuck.  This is so booooooooooooooooring.  I could be doing so many other things right now.  Well, there are just five minutes left.  I’ve gotten this far.  I can do this.

    28:15 – The game crashes at a certain point.  So we’re “treated” to more bad acting from Bobdunga in her darkened room.  Is her mother not paying the electric bill?  The computer works.  Maybe it’s hooked up to a generator.

    28:45 – Footage of a DIFFERENT person using a computer while wearing a mask.  Who is doing this?  People who don’t want to infect their computers?

    29:15 – She talks about how she got the music data from the game.  She uploaded these songs over the past couple of weeks on her channel.  

    30:45 – “In a last ditch effort to debug the Mean Girls DS game, I was put in touch with a programmer.”

    It’s so fucking annoying.  So now we have an anonymous programmer who’s going to help her fix this game.  And she doesn’t say where she found this person.  It’s more stupid X-Files bullshit.  

    Didn’t she know a programmer?  Couldn’t she find somebody online who could have helped her?  No.  Just some random person approached her on the street one day like L Fletcher Prouty approaching Jim Garrison.  

    Then there’s yet more bad acting from Bobunga as she re-enacts talking to this secretive computer programmer on the phone.  This elusive programmer said that he would fix the game on the condition that the rom stays on a USB drive but Bobdunga has to visit him in person.  Then Bobdunga makes a weird coronavirus half-joke.

    So that’s it.  The programmer refused to meet with her because of coronavirus.  .  

    I mean…is this the only computer programmer in the world who can fix roms?  It’s just so stupid.  All of this is stupid.

    We’re talking about a video game here.  Why did she present this like it’s the most important issue of our time?  Why did she never turn the lights on in her bedroom?  Why was  the whole thing presented like we’re talking about international espionage?  

    Just more craziness from crazy Bobdunga.

  • Classic Concentration and Wheel of Fortune on NES! – Erin Plays (Part 2 of 2)

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiFSdITHPVY

    The thrilling conclusion.  She’s playing Wheel of Fortune now.  She’s never seen the show in her life.

    She starts off by saying, “This is more stressful”, comparing the game to Classic Concentration, a game that she played for the first and last time a little while earlier.  She cut this comment from the Youtube version.

    56:30 – “GameTek.  GameTek also did the last one.”

    Tell us what other games GameTek “did”.  Anything?  No, she doesn’t know.

    What I would have mentioned was the fact that Rare is listed on this title screen.  Are you familiar with Rare, Erin?  No, of course not.

    57:00 – One of the horntards tries to teach Erin about GameTek.  “They did all of the game shows for NES.  Yeah.  Like there’s also Remote Control but I’m afraid that I won’t know a lot of the answers because it’s like I do know stuff about the 80s and stuff but I don’t know if I would get it right.”

    Why is she so nervous about looking like a fraud and a fool?  She looks like a fraud and a fool every fucking stream.

    And by the way, Erin mentioned Remote Control in reference to a person talking about how GameTek made all of the game show games for the NES.  Remote Control is not a game that GameTek had anything to do with.

    But yeah, Remote Control would be good for Erin.  It’s not just music questions.  There’s also general *nostalgia* questions.  I mean *nostalgia* from the 1980s (so earlier than the 1980s) but also contemporary 1980s questions would now be *nostalgic”.  So what’s the problem?

    Dare I do a Remote Control playthrough?  Let’s try it out.  Fire up the emulator.  

    Yeah, this is not challenging stuff at all.  I completely curb stomped everyone.  The computer players NEVER ring in before you do, unless you want them to.  And I played the game once beforehand, as practice, and in this recorded playthrough I got some of the same questions.  So there don’t seem to be many questions in the game.  So I know that this is crazy to say but if she actually played the game off stream a few times, she should be able to sort of memorise the questions and the answers.  

    Also, the head to head game at the end is completely broken.  All you have to do is keep scrolling down and hitting the button.  As you see in the video, I shut the other guy out by doing this.  There’s no penalty for getting a wrong answer so you can just choose all of them.  

    The game is also mostly about television.  I forgot that.  I thought it was mostly about music.  But no.  So it’s pretty easy if you’re at all familiar with late 1980s television and the most popular shows of the 1960s and 1970s (Brady Bunch, Hogan’s Heroes, I Dream of Jeanie, shit like this). 

    So Wheel of Fortune.  One of America’s longest running game show.  It’s been on for Erin’s entire life.  Five days a week, 52 weeks a year.  But somehow she’s missed every episode.  But she “wants to see it”.  Probably.

    57:15 – “If they had Remote Control for like 90s or early 2000s, I’d be on top of that shit.”

    Now I’m interested.  Is it possible that Erin would do really poorly at this game?  I mean, I know that she does poorly at every game but this Remote Control game is so easy that I’d be astonished if anybody loses.  I’m thinking that even people who have never lived in the US should be able to do well enough to win.  You can guess on a lot of the questions.  Also, just like in the head to head part of the game, there’s no penalty for guessing in the normal part of the game.

    “But yeah, I wish that there was more trivia stuff that was just simple like this.”

    What about a You Don’t Know Jack stream?  There were loads of them.  From 1995 to 2018, apparently.  Choose one that looks promising to your particular knowledge base.

    57:45 – “Win Lose or Draw?  I don’t know if I’ve played Win Lose or Draw.”

    I can field this one for you, Erin.  You’ve never played it before.

    “The 70s House?  Yeah, if they had one about deep cut Mtv shows, that would be great.”

    Erin has said that she’s never seen this show before.  Let me look this up.

    Thank fuck for the archive.  Catching out Erin’s lies again.

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/03/erin-plays-and-mike-matei-stream-boom.html

    “Have I watched The 70s House? I haven’t yet. I need to show Mike that show.”  That was three months ago.  Maybe she’s had a chance to see it now.  And show Mike.  But I really doubt it.

    Oh, and she didn’t know Aeon Flux.  

    58:45 – She puts it on easy mode.  Of course.

    “I’m just going to put ‘Erin’ because that makes things less confusing.”

    She picks that name every time.  Is she this easily confused?

    If she picked “Poo” or something, would she be sitting there and letting the timer run out when it was Poo’s turn?  “Who’s Poo?  I’m not Poo.  I’m Erin.”

    59:15 – “I haven’t seen this show or played this game in yee—a very long time.”

    She was about to say “years”.  She’s right.  The last time she played this was like two years ago, with Mike, on stream, for money, and she was horrible at it.  And she hasn’t seen the actual show, I suspect, ever.

    59:30 – “Am I excited for anything from E3?  To be totally honest, I haven’t looked at anything today about E3 or anything.”

    Forget about today.  Have you looked at anything EVER about E3?  For this year or previous years?  Of course she has not.  And she’s so clueless about this that she can’t even come up with her usual obvious lies.  So she decided to be “honest” with us for a change.

    “I don’t know.  I’ll see what Nintendo says or if anything interesting comes out of it.”

    This is just ridiculous.  Hey, what is Nintendo going to say?  I’m really curious what Nintendo has to say.

    Let me remind everyone that Erin was chosen to give a PRESENTATION at E3, what was it, two years ago?  She doesn’t know the first fucking thing about video games and she doesn’t give a fuck about video games.  This was the presenter.  How did she get the job?  Was there any sort of an interview?  Was there any vetting process whatsoever?  

    Anyone who would have talked to Erin for five minutes would have been able to determine that she knows nothing about video games and isn’t interested in that shit.  But she’s there in her little dress telling the world about how great the Sega Genesis Mini is.  She hasn’t touched that Sega Genesis Mini even one time since doing that presentation.  

    She is a complete and total fraud and there should be an investigation into how she got this job at E3.  

    “I don’t know what to expect so I don’t have an interesting answer.  I’m sorry.”

    Your ridiculously bad answer is not a result of not knowing the future.  It’s a result of gross lack of knowledge about video games and gross lack of interest in video games.  

    Why does she even read these questions?  “Oh, what is Nintendo going to say?”  She knows that she has no fucking answer for these questions.  Why doesn’t she just ignore the question?

    1:00:00 – Unbelievable.  She has not gotten any better at this game since she last played this two years ago with Mike.  It’s her turn and she reads “Enter a CONSONANT”.  She reads “consonant” like this is a new word for her.  And then almost chooses “A”.  Then she almost chooses “E”.  Then she panics and chooses “D”.

    You know how in Wheel of Fortune, how the most commonly picked consonants are R, S, T, L, and N?  Well, Erin doesn’t know that.  Because she never fucking watched the show.  Not even once.  

    “I shouldn’t have picked D.  I should have picked the popular letters.”

    Maybe Mike finally explained to Erin, in a way that she can understand, this basic bit of Wheel of Fortune knowledge.  Because he was getting frustrated as hell playing this game with her.  Erin doesn’t have the first fucking clue how to play this game.

    Yeah, and then the horndogs promt her with the popular letters and she says, “Yeah, I know” and then READS the letters that the horndogs told her.  She doesn’t know them.  

    1:00:30 – “Would I rather be a contestant on Double Dare, Legends of the Hidden Temple, or Guts?”

    She doesn’t know the fucking shows.  They were before her time and SHE HAS NEVER WATCHED TELEVISION.  Are you fucking retards not getting this?  

    “Legends of the Hidden Temple for sure.  I used to want to be on that show so bad.  That was like my favourite out of those three as a kid.”

    Why?  Can you elaborate at all?  What specifically did you like about Legends of the Hidden Temple.

    You can take her answer and replace ANY of the shows with Legends of the Hidden Temple.  

    “Double Dare for sure.  I used to want to be on that show so bad.  That was like my favourite out of those three as a kid.”

    “Guts for sure.  I used to want to be on that show so bad.  That was like my favourite out of those three as a kid.”

    She’s never seen any of these shows so she just lied and gave the most generic answer that anyone can possibly provide.  

    Now she’s avoiding looking at the chat because I bet that people are asking follow up questions.  Why guess?  I can just look at the Twitch stream.

    Yeah, a couple of people are talking about how there’s going to be an adult version of Legends of the Hidden Temple.  Erin doesn’t want to see this because she has no idea what this game is.  

    Then some horntard says, “You’re gorgeous have a good night”.

    These are the things you miss from the Youtube version of these streams.

    Then a horntard gives her the answer and she says, “I’m going to solve it” even though she only has $600 and there are loads of letters left on the board.  

    Meanwhile, people in the chat are leaving comments about the “silver monkey” (a Legends of the Hidden Temple reference) and Erin doesn’t have the foggiest idea what they’re talking about.

    Then she runs out of time while trying to put the letters in because she’s a complete imbecile and doesn’t know how to play video games.  

    1:03:45 – Then it’s her turn again and she decides to try to solve it again.  

    You know how in Wheel of Fortune, the goal of the game is to get as much money as possible?  Erin doesn’t know this.  She has no idea how the scoring system works.

    1:04:15 – “I like how she claps.”

    Let’s just move on.  She’s a moron.

    1:05:00 – Erin starts clapping like Vanna White apparently does in the game.  She’s a moron.  Let’s move on.

    1:06:30 – Erin thinks that the answer to the puzzle is Love Shack.  But she’s taking a gamble by spinning again.  Why not solve right away again?

    I will bet anything that the answer is not Love Shack.  She’s a moron.

    Then a horntard suggests that it might be Love Story.

    Then Erin chose an “N”.  There is no “N” in either “Love Shack” or “Love Story”.  She’s a moron.  There was also no “N” in this particular puzzle, which I suspect is neither “Love Shack” nor “Love Story”.  We only got on to “Love” titles because some idiot horntard gave “Love Boat” as an answer, which doesn’t even fit.

    Then the game asks if she wants to use her free spin.  Erin says, “What?  Uhhh…yeah.”  She doesn’t know what a “free spin” is.  She’s never watched the show before.

    So now she says, “Should I just solve it?  Oh, I’ll spin” and then she spazzes out.  She has no idea what she’s doing.  She doesn’t know the rules of the game.  She’s never seen it before.

    Oh my god.  Then she chooses an “A”.  

    When she played this game with Mike, she would do this CONSTANTLY.  She doesn’t know that you have to BUY vowels.  She doesn’t even know what a vowel is.  

    “Oh you have to buy…oh, an ‘A’ is a vowel.  Damn it, Erin, you stupid, stupid girl.  See the time makes me do stupid things.”

    She blames the timer on everything.  Is it the timer that made you “forget” what a vowel is?   Anybody who has watched the show even one time would be able to play this game without issue.

    And she had these exact same fucking problems when she played the game with Mike two years ago, on stream, for money.  She learned nothing from that.

    Then one of the horntards is berating her for choosing an “N”.  “I know it doesn’t have an ‘N’.  It’s stressful.  I don’t like being under a time…uhhh…limit like that.”

    Oh, and I’m looking back at what the horntards were saying.  One of them says, “Love Shack is from 1989”.  This game was released in 1987, I believe.  But as Erin has said already, she doesn’t know when the game was released.  She presumably doesn’t know when Love Shack was released either.  I’m not even sure if Erin knows that Love Shack is a song.  Maybe it’s just something that she heard somewhere.

    It was NewWaveJunkie who corrected Erin.  He said, “Neither shack nor story have an N lol”.  I suspect that if anyone else said that, they would have been banned.  But I think that he’s a moderator in the chat.

    1:08:00 – In a nerd voice, Erin says, “Erin can’t spell.”

    I don’t believe that that’s the issue.  The issues are that she doesn’t know the rules of the game and she’s a total moron.  

    Then she chooses a “K”.  There are no “K”s.  “Okay, so it’s not “Love Shack.  I bet it’s Love Story.”  

    Then maybe you should have chosen a “V” to determine if “Love” is even the first word.  That would have eliminated both options.  

    Then the computer, who is on “easy” mode by the way, chooses a “V” and indeed, it is in the puzzle and the first word may be “Love”.  The computer in this game, maybe especially on easy mode, basically picks letters at random.  But they still do better than Erin, who also chooses letters at random, but at least the computer follows the rules of the game so never chooses vowels when they’re supposed to choose a consonant.

    1:08:45 – A horntard suggests “Love Stinks”.  Erin thinks about it for a moment and says, “There’s no ‘K’ though.”  Another problem, one that Erin misses, is that “stinks” is too many letters for the fucking puzzle.

    1:09:30 – Then the computer player, in this ridiculously easy game, on this ridiculously easy setting, solves the puzzle.  It was Love Story.

    1:09:30 – “Now you know why in Legends of the Hidden Temple, all of those kids could never put that three piece statue together at the end.  (laughs nervously)  Yeah, it’s stressful.  I don’t blame them.”

    She has NO IDEA what they’re talking about so just says her generic, “It’s stressful.”  She said that this was her favourite game show out of the three mentioned and that she “always” wanted to be on the show.  It’s a giant lie.  She doesn’t know ANY of those shows.  She’s never seen any of them.  

    Why didn’t she just say that?  Would anybody have cared?  They’re there jacking off over an average (at best) looking 33 year old woman playing a video game, REALLY poorly.  That’s their fetish.  They don’t care if you haven’t seen some children’s game show from “the 90s”.  

    “I would be horrible at a game show.”

    How about this particular game show.  Tell us about this particular game show.  How would you be terrible at Legends of the Hidden Temple?  Give an example.  

    “I could do Match Game, though.”  

    Oh, of course.  Match Game, hosted by Ray Born.  She’s seen two episodes AT BEST and now she’s a real Match Game pro. 

    Why am I the only person writing this shit?  Why aren’t there 100 blogs exposing Erin’s lies?  Because this is fucking ridiculous.  It’s INSANELY OBVIOUS that she’s a massive fraud and everything that she says is a lie.  Does nobody care?  

    She’s taking money from people with mental retardation.  This is disgusting.  The New York Times should be doing an expose on this.  Or at least the Rural Pennsylvania Gazette.  Why am I the only journalist covering this story?

    “Because they’re all just wasted so there’s like no pressure.”

    Oh.  So when Erin said that she wants to be on Match Game, she meant that she wants to be ONE OF THE CELEBRITY PANELISTS.  She doesn’t even know what she’s saying.  I don’t think that she knows that there are contestants on this game.  

    And the reason that she changed the subject is because she knows NOTHING about Legends of the Hidden Temple because she never fucking saw the show before.  She was 7 or 8 years old when it was cancelled.  Even if she did watch it, which she didn’t, her memories of the show would be hazy at best.  But she said that she wanted to be on the show.  Even though she was 7 or 8 when the show was cancelled and the kids on the show were at least 12 years old.

    1:10:00 – Then she’s in the speed round and she chooses an “E”.  She doesn’t even know that she’s in the speed round so if this was a regular round, that would have been another fail.  But in the speed round, of course, you CAN choose vowels but they’re not worth any money.  So why would she choose a vowel straight off the bat?  Because she doesn’t know the rules of the game and she’s never seen the show.

    1:10:30 – “The Fisher Price memory game?  I’m sure if I saw it, I’m sure that I’d remember it.”

    Why didn’t you just say that you know what it is and give a generic rider?  “Oh, yeah.  The Fisher Price memory game.  That was my favourite game as a kid.  I really liked it.”  Something like that.

    She keeps looking at the chat for the answer to this puzzle.

    “Thank you Marty!”

    So what did old horntard Marty say?  “Your hair style looks really nice Erin” and then five emojis: Grimace (or something) Erin, Pikachu, and I think two cats or possibly a dog and a cat.  

    This is what these mentally retarded people are here for.  And tell me that that person isn’t mentally retarded.  Who of normal intelligence would say something like that?  

    1:11:15 – “Ohhhh…I don’t know…”  Then she chooses a “T” and is really surprised by this.  “Oh there’s a T?!?!?!”  It is one of the most popular letters, Erin.  If you’d watch the show even one time in your life, you would know this.

    Then the horntards give her the answer.

    1:12:15 – “You bet I’d do good at Super Market Sweep?  That would be fun.”

    She has no idea what this game is.  She’s never seen it before.  So she again just gives a generic response and changes the subject.

    1:12:45 – She’s at the bonus round.  “Enter five consonants.   Okay.”    She reads this bit every  time.  She needs to be prompted what the rules are because she has no idea what the rules are.  

    “Okay, I’ll do the popular letters.”  Then she chooses RSTMN and E.  Well…not quite, Erin.  Maybe watch the game just one time before you play the 30 year old video game.

    She doesn’t know the answer so appeals to the horntards.  So a horntard gives her the answer.  “I would not have gotten that.”  YOU WOUDN’T HAVE GOTTEN ANY OF THIS SHIT IN ANY OF THESE GAMES IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE HORNTARDS!

    “See, I was thinking like the NAME of a person, not a position.  You know what I mean?”

    I know what you mean.  That’s why on the show, Pat Sajak used to explain that “Name” does not necessarily mean a proper name.  

    Then Erin claps like she thinks Vanna claps (in this game, she never saw the show, of course) and then laughs nervously.  

    “See, I’m horrible at this game but it’s fun!”

    You don’t even know the FUCKING RULES, ERIN.  STOP LYING TO YOUR MENTALLY RETARDED “FANS”.  Shaking these mentally challenged people down for money.  It’s fucking disgusting.  

    Done with this shit.  She goes on for another 45 minutes.  Fuck this scumbag.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5sxO5rtvcQ

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  • Classic Concentration and Wheel of Fortune on NES! – Erin Plays (Part 1 of 2)

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiFSdITHPVY

    She cut a huge chunk of the stream out right at the start.  I talked about it yesterday.

    https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/767766622181604322/161620750662052867?hl=en

    But she starts the stream by answering a question from a horntard about playing Jeopardy.  She dismisses the idea, probably because it requires answering semi-academic questions and she doesn’t want to expose herself as a complete moron.  I think that that horse has left the barn.  Her name is Crystal Quin.

    Then she says that she never saw Concentration before.  

    Hey guys!  Remember Concentration?  That 1980s game show hosted by the late Alex Trebek?

    Sure I remember it.  I used to watch it all the time.  How about you, Erin?  No?  Oh.  But you want to watch it.  Why now?  I’m not sure if the episodes really hold up.  It’s a pretty simple game.  

    I’m reminded of the stream where Mike is talking about how good Levar Burton was as a guest host on Jeopardy and Erin was all in with her agreement.  Yeah, that Levar Burton guy was really great.  So then Mike asked Erin who another guest host was and Erin had no fucking clue.  She couldn’t even name a single person.  

    It was just more lies.  Erin isn’t watching Jeopardy.  Erin never saw Levar Burton hosting the show.  She doesn’t even know who Levar Burton is.  

    Then NewWaveJunkie says that you can watch Concentration on Pluto TV, whatever that is, and Erin says, “That’s right!  I’ve been watching it!”.  She goes on to say that she’s been watching Match Game reruns and The Price is Right from the 70s and 80s.  It’s a lie.  It has to be.  Everything she says is a lie.

    “Oh, you were playing Animaniacs on Genesis.  That’s cool.”

    That’s her only reply to anything that anybody ever says.  It’s a combination of not giving a fuck, not being able to have a conversation, and not knowing anything about the topic.  Whatever the topic is.  Video games, in this case.  So she always just says, “That’s cool”.

    It’s like James Rolfe who just says “Yeah” to everything.  Although, he’s autistic.  I don’t think that Erin has autism.  

    Then she says that she hasn’t been playing games recently because she has carpal tunnel syndrome.  I mention this in more detail in my post yesterday.

    “Kieran told you to come here?  That’s cool.  Yeah, Kieran is streaming and Mike is streaming so if you’re here, thank you because those people are like cooler than I am.”

    Why the fuck is Kieran telling people to go to Erin’s stream?  He thinks that he’s going to get a date out of this?  Unless Kieran suddenly becomes huge on Twitch and/or Youtube, it’s not happening.

    “Apparently, I can’t breathe.  It’s just like allergies.  Same old shit every day.  I’m sorry that I’m always complaining.”

    Yeah.  Especially about IMAGINARY health problems.

    Somebody mentions Charles Nelson Riley from Match Game.  Erin claims that he’s her favourite.  Then she says, “Brett…is it Brett…Somers?  She makes me a little nervous but I like her.  I like them all.”

    She doesn’t even know their names.  She might have seen two episodes.  If that.  Now she’s all about Match Game.  Until the next made up interest takes over.  What’s it going to be next?  Webster?  Popples?

    “And I really like the host…(long pause)…Ray Born…Ray Burn.”

    I’m not making this up.  The man’s name is Gene Rayburn but she called him Ray Born.  She took a bastardised version of his last name and made it one full name.  She paused between the “Ray” and the “Born”.  She think that his name is Ray Born.  And then she switched to Ray Burn.

    Fuck.  I have to download this Twitch stream now.  I don’t care how many gigs it is.  I’ll buy an external hard drive if necessary.  This can’t be lost to the ages like that stream where she said that she got first place in Fortnight on her first attempt and then again when she teamed up with Mike.

    Then she says, “Wait, what’s his name?  Holy shit.”  And she stares at the chat hoping for some help but nobody tells her the name.  So she just changes the subject.

    She’s a big Match Game fan, guys.  She just got through saying that she likes all of the “regulars” but Charles Nelson Riley is her favourite.  But she barely knows Brett Somers’ name and she doesn’t know the host’s name.  

    How can she possibly say that she likes the “regulars” when it’s clear that she’s never seen more than one or two episodes?  How can she know who the “regulars” are based on one or two episodes?  

    Ray Born is spinning in his grave.

    Oh, finally.  NewWaveJunkie to the rescue. He says “Gene Rayburn.”

    Why doesn’t anybody in the chat say, “Wait a minute…you’re a total fraud, Erin.  Stop lying to us”?  No, they just go along with the lies.  Why?  They have to know that this is all a pack of lies.  It’s fucking obvious.  Even these literal retards have to be able to see this.  But they not only go along with it, they actively assist in her lies.

    “I was obsessed with Casper when I was little.”

    Tell us all that you know about Casper, Erin.  I think that she just did.

    “I miss Bob Barker too, Jose.”

    She knows absolutely nothing about Bob Barker.

    “Miracle Piano is a game I’ve never played.”

    You don’t say.

    So then she does a new intro and before that she said, “Just in case I upload this to Youtube, which I probably won’t.”  This is the intro that we see in the Youtube video.  So she cut the first 12 minutes out.  

    0:15 – So now we’re back to the Youtube version.  She’s choosing a character to play as.  “There’s not going to be a red-haired girl.”  Just pick somebody, you fucking bore.

    0:45 – “My name is just going to be Erin.  I’m not peppy enough yet to think of a funny name.”

    Or witty enough.  Or charismatic enough.  Or entertaining enough.

    “I guess that I could have made it like “Buttmunch” or something.”

    Well, no, because there’s clearly only space for like six characters.

    1:30 – She says that she only played this game a few times and never by herself.  So Mike must have forced her to play this game with him.  Why?  He must know that she’s not interested in this shit.  

    I’ve tried to get my girlfriend interested in stuff that I like.  Show her a tv show that I like, for example.  Within two minutes, she’s looking at her phone and doing other things.  So it’s disheartening for me and painfully boring for her.  So don’t bother.  Just watch your fucking Real Housewives of Atlanta in my girlfriend’s case and listen to your Britney Spears in Erin’s case.

    Then Erin takes number suggestions from the horntards.  Who fucking cares?  Just pick a number.

    2:30 – One of the prizes is a VCR.  “I want a VCR!”.  Then she tells a bizarre story about how she needs a new VCR and “a few years ago they said they weren’t going to make VCRs anymore” so she’s “paranoid that there’s not going to be a VCR in my life any more.”

    Are they really still making VCRs?  I don’t think so.  I’m seeing something from 2016 saying that the last company why made them is no longer doing so.

    But more to the point, what does Erin need a VCR for?  For her giant VHS collection?  Show us your VHS collection, Erin.  Her video game collection was ridiculously small and she actually does this as a “job” so these are props for her.  I want to see just how small this VHS collection is.  In reality, she doesn’t have a single VHS.  So what does she need the VCR for?

    By the way, the Erin Plays VHS shirt is no longer available on her “merch” store and hasn’t been for some time.  She just quietly dropped it.  Here’s where I talk about it:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/10/erin-plays-merch-erin-plays.html

    She only has the shirt with a disc on it now.  I guess that the VHS shirt is a collector’s item now.

    3:30 – She thinks that she knows a match.  Tiles 21 and 25 are the matching pair.  She just opened tile 21 recently and thinks, but isn’t sure, that 25 is the matching tile.  She opened tile 25 a while ago.

    So when it’s her turn, she immediately goes to tile 21 and then tile 25.  This is stupid.  She should have went to tile 25 first to make sure that this was the tile she was thinking of.  Because if it turned out that she was wrong, she could have just picked a different tile.  

    It’s a minor point when playing these matching card type games that most people master by the age of six or so.  But because Erin never played any card matching games as a child or did anything as a child, she doesn’t know the finer points of the game.

    Then one of the horntards helps her with the rebus puzzle.  Just let her play the fucking game herself.  Don’t help.  Let’s see just how terrible she is at this shit.

    5:00 – She knows the answer to the puzzle and she says that it’s because the last time she was playing (which was with Mike, a fact that she doesn’t mention) this was one of the puzzles.

    6:00 – “That’s cool, Sergio.”

    Let’s see what Sergio actually said that was so cool.

    Oh yeah.  John Riggs is in the chat.  He said, “Asian Trip, congrats, it’s Iran.”  One of the prizes that Erin has is “Asian trip”.  She never mentions this for whatever bizarre reason.  Maybe she thinks it’s racist to say “Asian trip”.

    But John Riggs’ comment is…stupid.  I guess that technically Iran is in Asia but who would…nobody thinks of Iran as an Asian country.  You would say, “Middle East”.  But he’s trying to be funny and Erin is ignoring all of his comments.  

    Oh.  Sergio’s “cool” comment is, “Erin, 3 is my favourite number too!  for real, since I was very young! (weird emoji).”

    Go get a girlfriend, Sergio.  This is pathetic.

    7:45 – Somebody asked if Erin can play an instrument and she says that she used to take drum lessons.  I’d guess that she did that for a week or two and then stopped.

    8:30 – “The reason that I got stressed about drumming is because I couldn’t do paradiddles and all of that stuff.”

    So you quit.  Fine.  Nobody cares about you or your childhood “stress”.

    “I didn’t have a lot of, I don’t know if ‘will power’ is the right word, as a teenager.  I gave up easily.”

    Well, that seems to be a trait that has followed Erin throughout her life.

    Oh, she says that she took these lessons for a few years.  But never mastered the basics of drumming.

    Do a stream where you show off your percussion skills.  Just Erin standing behind a snare drum doing paradiddles.

    9:45 – Then Erin fucks up because she didn’t use my match game tip that I explained earlier.

    11:00 – Then the horntards give her the answer to the puzzle.

    13:00 – So now it’s the speed round.  Erin talks about how this is “stressful”. 

    Oh fuck.  She just picks tiles at random and doesn’t even look to see what they say.  

     She got two matches.  She needed seven.

    14:15 – Shout out to her “carpal tunnel”.

    15:30 – John Riggs says that if she wins the next game, he’ll gift five subs.  I can’t find this in the Twitch stream but…she says it so…I don’t know.  

    20:30 – The horntards give her the answer again.  It’s “Copenhagen”.

    Then she can’t spell it so checks the chat a couple of times.

    23:30 – I’ll say that the answer is “Family Feud”.

    Oh fuck yeah.  I beat the horntards.  The horntards gave the answer a few seconds after I did.

    Then Erin says of Family Feud, “The best show ever.  I miss Richard Dawson, that creepy, creepy bastard.”

    She’s never seen the show and she knows nothing about Richard Dawson.

    24:30 – Erin doesn’t know that the sheep represents a ewe.  Because she’s an idiot.  She doesn’t even know that it’s a sheep.

    “What animal head is that?  What animal am I looking at?”

    “A ‘ewe’?  A fawn?  A ‘ewe’”?

    She’s never even heard of the word “ewe” before.

    “Oh my god.  That’s a deep cut.  A female sheep is called a ‘ewe’”?

    “I’m from LA.  I don’t know that shit.”

    One doesn’t need to be raised on a farm to know this.  One only needs to receive the most rudimentary of educations.

    I’m trying to think where I learned this.  Yeah, I have a vague memory of a lesson in an early grade about the names of different male and female animals.  It was a vocabulary class, presumably.  Or maybe it’s just something that you pick up.  But yeah.  Erin is a total moron.

    And she lives in rural Pennsylvania.  Are there no sheep there?

    There might not be.  I never saw a sheep until I moved the UK.  You see them when you’re taking a train through countryside.  The sheep are chilling out there.  

    And you can buy lamb meat in the stores.  Like lamb hamburgers and maybe lamb ground meat.  You can also get venison burgers.  I never saw any of this shit in the US.  It seems to be all cows over there.  Cows, pigs, and chickens.  Few sheep.  

    25:15 – Speed round again.  She got two the last time.  Let’s see how she does this time.

    By the way, even the horntards were making fun of Erin for not knowing what a ewe is.  

    She got four.  “That’s the best I’ve done.”  You mean in the two times that you’ve played this game?  Super.

    By the way, they give you a password after this bonus round.  I suspect that if you enter this password and win again, they’ll give you five more seconds to play this game.  It’s like how they would do it for returning champions on the real game.

    27:00 – NewWaveJunkie says, “Jon Voight’s LeBaron” and Erin doesn’t know what he’s talking about at all.  She never watched Seinfeld, of course.  It was only the most popular show of “the 90s”.  And Erin is all about “the 90s”.  But somehow she missed this hidden gem Seinfeld.

    “I’ve heard of Jon Voight and I know that a LeBaron is a type of car.”

    Well, no shit Erin.  This bonus round is ALL car models.  Haven’t you figured this out?

    28:00 – “I’m not a car person.  I just want one that’s reliable and drives for a long time and is comfortable.”

    Well, you’re making $250/month.  As long as you keep saving and don’t spend any of that money, you should be able to get a good used car in about three years.

    28:30 – “It was like the first day of college and it was one of those annoying get to know your classmates exercises that I hate.”

    Boy, is she right.  Those things are fucking awful.  

    Anyway, one of the questions was what your dream car would be and Erin didn’t know anything about cars so she said a Lexus.  And the girl she was paired with thought that this was a stupid answer and that Range Rover would be a better answer.

    But yeah.  Fuck those introductory games that they would do for college or whatever.

    “But now, I wish I could get a Pontiac or like a Trans Am from the 1980s.  I want a Trans Am from the 80s but like a new one.”

    Does Erin even realise that Pontiac is the make and Trans Am is the model?  This is to say that there are many Pontiacs out there.  It’s like saying, “I want a Ford”.  

    But Erin wants a new car from the 1980s.  Makes sense.  Let’s get back to the game.

    “Ideally it would be bubblegum pink with sparkles.”

    Okay, cool.  There’s a lot more Concentration to get to.  There’s another 90 minutes here.  

    31:15 – “Yeah, the Trans Am from Knight Rider was pretty sweet.   Kitt or whatever his name was.  See, I never saw an episode of Knight Rider.”

    You don’t say.

    Then one of the horntards suggests that she get a master’s degree and Erin says, “No, I’m done.  I’m done.”

    It’s not a terrible idea.  If she got a degree in something that actually would lead to a job, it might be good.  And I’m sure that Mike would pay the tuition so it costs her nothing.  Why not?  Get a degree in nursing or something.  Can you do that or do you need a bachelor’s degree in nursing first?  It seems that you need an associate’s degree in nursing.  So that would be two years…is there no fast track program for people who already have a degree, though?  

    Something for Erin to look into.  Don’t just immediately pooh-pooh the idea of getting a real job one day.  Do something.  Learn a trade.  I’ve suggested plumbing many times and I genuinely think that that would be good for Erin.  She could make some money with that.  

    34:00 – The horntards give her the answer again.

    34:30 – “Would I like to be in James’ horror movie?  No because I can’t act.  I’m not an actor.”

    Well, that hasn’t stopped you from playing video games, on stream, for money, despite the fact that you have no interest in or experience with video games.  So why not give acting a try?   

    35:45 – “You saw a DeLorean?  That’s cool.  That’s something you don’t see every day.”

    She has NO IDEA what this is.  So once again, she goes to her “That’s cool” response.

    “I don’t like that eyeball.  It reminds me of…what was it called…Neon Flux?  That Mtv show.”

    No, that was Aeon Flux, Erin.  You’re all about Mtv and the 90s, aren’t you?  This should have been right up your alley.  And it was a cartoon.  You like cartoons.  Remember He-Man?  That show you allegedly watched for the first time as a 33 year old woman?  Or what about Daria?  You claimed to have watched that show in “the 90s”.  But Aeon Flux passed you by?  

    She was like eight years old when the show ended so too young to be watching it but that’s never been a barrier for her.  She likes loads of shit that was from before she was even born.  Like NES games, for example.  Or Rainbow Brite.  Or Richard Dawson’s Family Feud.

    Then when one of the horntards corrects her, she says, “Ay-on Flux.  I was close”.  She pronounces the “AE” as “A”.  She’s never seen this shit in her life.

    39:45 – One of the horntards gives her the answer.  She was thinking “prison” but the actual answer is “Conway Twitty”.

    I want to see Erin do this shit by herself.  She would get completely destroyed.  

    41:45 – Bonus round for Erin, thanks to the horntards again.  She got four again.  “It’s so stressful”.  She also blames it on her “carpal tunnel”.  Fuck off.

    Then some horntard gives her a pro tip for playing matching games.

    44:00 – A horntard suggests that she plays Just Dance.  Uh huh.  Erin says “I’m not that sort of personality.”  

    “I want to do a hoola hoop stream.  I can hoola hoop for long periods of time.”

    That would work for the horntards too.

    45:00 – “What kind of books do I like to read?  Ummm…”

    I can not wait.  Let’s hear it, Erin.  You have a degree in English.  Can you even think of the name of ONE book.

    “(After a long pause) The past ten years, I’ve been into like non-fiction stuff.”

    Just one book, Erin.  Give us the name of ONE book.

     “The last book I read, which I didn’t finish, was…ummm….the one about Kim Gordon from Sonic Youth.”

    ONE book, Erin.  I want the name of ONE book.  It can even be something as stupid as a biography of some “the 90s” music group.  But give us the NAME of a book.  ONE book.  You’re an avid reader, right.  You’ve been really into “non-fiction stuff” for the past decade.  And you have a degree in English.  ONE book.  Go on.

    “It was her, umm, biography or memoire or whatever you want to call it.”

    What was the name of it?  What was the name of this book that you haven’t finished and don’t even know what genre it is?

    “I started it like a while ago and then I just forgot about it.”

    But you just got done saying that you’ve been reading non-fiction for the past ten years.  THIS is the book that you come up with?  A book that you didn’t even finish?  

    Okay.  Give us a different book that you’ve read then.

    No.  She just smiled nervously because she knows that she got exposed as a fraud yet again and then changed the subject.

    Let me look this up.  I believe that she was thinking of Kim Gordon: Girl in a Band: A Memoire.  So the word “memoire” is actually in the title.  Erin had a hazy memory of this so mentioned it.  But she couldn’t remember the title.  And I don’t think that she knows what a memoire is.  

    The book was published in 2015.  She probably got it around that time and hasn’t yet got around to finishing it.  She “forgot” about it.  That seems to happen a lot to Erin.  

    So now she’s talking about her “carpal tunnel” again.  She just gave up on books.

    I want to see a literary stream with Erin.  Or do a series of Youtube videos.  Talkin’ About Books.  She has a degree in English.  Why the fuck not?  This would be perfect for her.  And the carpal tunnel shouldn’t be a problem.  Just turn pages or swipe or click or whatever you have to do.  She can handle that.  Change the channel to an all literary channel.  Fuck video games.  You’re not interested in that shit anyway.  Books are “where your heart is.”

    46:30 – “But yeah, like in high school and college, I was really into like Chuck Klosterman.”

    Now we’re talking.  Erin is dropping some names.  Literary figures.  Let me look this up…a columnist for Esquire who writes about popular culture…huh.  Well…technically, he writes books.  Books don’t have to be highbrow.  Let’s hear more, Erin.

    “He would do a lot of music writing.  Like he would write for Spin Magazine sometimes.”

    Right…well, give us a name.  What book of his have you read?  Like 10 to 15 years ago?  While a student.  Presumably for an assignment.

    No.  That’s it.  She dropped the subject again.  

    Erin, let’s be honest with the audience for once.  You don’t read.  You don’t do anything.  Can’t you just say that?  

    47:30 – “I have not played Earthbound, no.  I know that that’s like insane.”

    Not for you it isn’t.  I’d be shocked if you did play it.

    47:45 – “Show stopper!”  Ha!  I beat the horntards again.

    Yeah, then they give her the answer.  Erin didn’t have a clue.

    48:30 – “What’s the last thing?  It’s like a stirrer”.

    No, you moron.  It’s an oar.  Unbelievable.  Maybe I misunderstood what she was responding to.  She can’t be this stupid.

    Oh my god.  No, I was right.  Because then a horntard corrects her.

    Even when she has the entire puzzle revealed and knows the answer, she still doesn’t know what she’s looking at.

    “Show stopstirrer”

    Erin isn’t even trying with matching these tiles any more because she knows that the horntards are going to bail her out every time.  She’s just picking shit at random now and doesn’t care if she gets a match or not.

    50:30 – “Hay is in a lot of these?  Yeah, hay and hoes.”

    That’s it?  Erin, the music super fan isn’t going to make a Ramones reference?  She doesn’t know anything about music either.  She doesn’t know anything about anything.  

    Did Chuck Klosterman write anything about the Ramones?  Probably not because he’s not much older than me.  Erin’s favourite author is like 45 years old.  And she was reading his stuff 15 years ago.

     Oh, here’s something by old man Klosterman about the Ramones

    https://www.nytimes.com/2002/12/29/magazine/the-lives-they-lived-the-ratt-trap.html.

    That was written when he was like 25 years old.  How did he get something published in the New York Times, something that he has no first hand knowledge of, when he was 25?  I looked and despite the name, he’s not Jewish.  So I don’t know.

    51:30 – And the horntards give her the answer yet again.  They’re also trying (and failing) to help her with the matches now too.

    53:00 – “Yeah, I’ve played this before.”

    What?  Does she mean for this stream or those two times that she played with Mike in preparation for this stream?  This is fucking ridiculous.  More lies and obfuscation.

     54:45 – Bonus round.  “This is so stressful this one.”

    Fuck off.

    She got two matches because she’s a moron.

    Then she says that she really likes the game and can play it for a long time.  But she won’t.  She’ll never play this game ever again, unless it’s on stream, for money.

    Then she moves on to Wheel of Fortune.  

    This went on way too long already so I’ll do part 2 tomorrow.  Unless something really amazing happens in the world of gamer grrls.

    Hey guys!  Remember Richard III?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGA1c0ZA2m8

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    RIP Ray Born.