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  • MASSIVE Mega Drive Bundle in a Charity shop! – TheGebs24

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UBaKUEu_qs 

    She puts “*MUST SEE*” in the title but I’m not doing that clickbait bullshit.  She does this a lot, though.

    Hey guys!  Remember the Mega Drive?  

    No.  I think that it’s the Genesis in North American markets.

    She’s driving and her 300 pound American girlfriend is filming.  They’re going to a charity shop.

    Hey guys!  Remember charity shops?

    No.  In the US they’re called…I don’t know…they were just called “used clothing stores” in my area but I’ve seen “thrift shop” used in videos.  It’s probably a regional thing.  I’ve never been to one.  Not in the US, anyway.  I’ve never seen any.  I did go to an army/navy surplus store once, though.  Similar thing, I guess.

    0:30 – “We’re going to snag some cottage.”

    What the fuck is she even saying?  She’s really hard to understand.  She was talking about going to an antique shop.  They’re going to “snag” (“purchase”)…something.  Cottage.  Cottaging.  That’s a sex thing in the UK.  You go cottaging.  But I don’t know what it means.  It’s about having sex in the park or something.  It might be a gay thing.  

    Oh.  Gay sex in public toilets.  Yeah.  So they’re going to do that at the antique shop.  Interesting.  

    2:15 – She complains that they’re selling some Batman game for about the same price as it’s selling on Ebay.  Well, if they sell it for less than Ebay prices, somebody is just going to buy it and put it on Ebay.  

    3:30 – She’s talking to some guy who works there and looking at a ZX Spectrum.

    Hey guys!  Remember the ZX Spectrum?  No.

    The guy who works there is covered in tattoos.  So is TheGebs.  

    5:45 – She puts on screen that the guy wanted £55 for some Hobbit game for the ZX Spectrum but the Ebay prices are between £9 and £30.  

    She teases that he’s going to make some patronising remark to her but…she never shows the remark.  Why not?  They were filming all of this.

    6:45 – Then she has an ad begging you to become a member of her channel (or something) for “only” £1.99/month.

    She said this right after she got done bitching about how some games were overpriced because they’re cheaper on Ebay.  She’s pinching pennies but she wants you to give her £2/month. 

    For what?  And that’s just the lower tier.  It goes up to £9/month.  You get some emojis that you can use in the comments section.  Who cares?  I never understood this at all.  You see this on Twitch and Steam was doing this for a while too.  Maybe they still are.  You were able to “win” custom emojis by purchasing games.

    7:30 – They didn’t buy anything from the first place so they’re on to the second place.

    She’s complaining about PS2 games that cost between £3 and £5.  Unbelievable.  HOW CHEAP DOES SHE WANT THEM TO BE?  Pretty soon, they’ll be paying you to take them away.

    10:30 – She’s excited to see a Jar Jar Binks life size statue.  There are two possibilities here. 

    1) Her enthusiasm is genuine because she’s a giant nerd and that’s pathetic.

    2) Her enthusiasm is fake because she’s trying to get money from giant nerds and that’s pathetic.

    14:45 – Now she’s back in the car.  She’s talking about the guy who worked in the first shop.  Apparently, he said some odd things but…none of this was caught on film, it would seem.  

    He just made some weird jokes.  Jokes that working class English people might make.  Trying to “have a laugh” as these folk are wont to say.  I’d be uncomfortable, as apparently she was, but you have to look at the intention.  He was trying to have some “banter” to get a sale.

    15:45- She complains for the tenth time about this guy calling her “love”.  He apparently said, “It’s a charity shop, love” after she complained about the prices being higher than on Ebay.

    Of course it’s patronising but again, it’s part of the culture.  The working class culture of Great Britain.  

    And it’s not a sexist thing.  I’ve had female cashiers at grocery stores say this to me.  I had a MALE cashier say this to me just recently.  They’re not coming on to you or trying to be patronising.  It’s just what they say.  It’s the vernacular.

    Even if he was trying to be patronising, which he may have been, he was right to do so.  She’s in a shop and complaining that the prices aren’t as low as on Ebay.  How fucking annoying is that for these shop workers?  They must experience this all the time.  If you want to buy it on Ebay, buy it on Ebay and get the fuck out of the store.

    But getting back to “love”, you also hear “pal” as you go further north.  Mostly from working class men.  And you hear “geezer” in the south, again from working class men.  “Let me ask this geezer what time it is”, for example.  It doesn’t mean “old man” as it does in the US, it’s just a jocular term used by working class English men.

    I’ve also heard this shit in banks.  Not that a bank teller is a member of the bourgeoisie but you just don’t expect to hear it in a bank.  

    You just have to roll with it.  I know this as an immigrant.  Why is this seemingly news to TheGebs24, who I think is English and judging by her many tattoos and somewhat challenging accent, a member of the working class?

    16:15 – So then she says that she told this guy that she’s not going to pay £55 because she just bought a house.  Why is she saying all of this?  If you’re not interested, leave.  Nobody cares about your house.

    Then the guy responded by saying that he has three houses.  And she doesn’t like that he was boasting.

    He said that precisely because she was boasting about just buying a fucking house.  She doesn’t seem to get it.

    18:00 – “Then I said to him,  ”Do you want to subscribe to me on Youtube?’  ‘No, no, no, no, no.  I don’t want to watch people play games.  I want to play games.’”

    This is like children talking.  But again, she was at fault.  Why is she talking about her fucking Youtube channel?  She went in there with an attitude, feeling superior to everyone because she bought a house and is a big Youtube celebrity, and then she can’t understand why she got attitude back.  

    Then she shows a list of names of people who are giving her money every month so that she can buy a house.  It’s a real sausage fest.

    The horntards in the comments all agree that that guy was a terrible, sexist person and that TheGebs24 is totally righteous.  And hot.

    Oh, and I just realised.  That “MASSIVE” Mega Drive bundle was about 15 games.  

  • Youtubers Who Have Banned Me

    Basically all of them.

    I was banned from Cinemassacre many years ago.  I don’t even remember what I said.  It couldn’t have been anything remotely offensive though because I know how these “Youtubers” operate.  They’ll ban you for anything less than complete ass licking.

    I was banned by LazyGameReviewer because he had recently moved, and he obviously moved to a nice place, and I said, “That’s a funny looking basement” or something like that.  It was some kind of half-joke about how “gamers” live in their parents’ basement.  So I got banned.

    I was banned from Pat the NES Punk’s channel because he used to always leave those spammy, “Tell me what YOU think about the video” sort of comments and I replied with something along the lines of, “Do you really care about anyone’s opinion or are you just trying to increase interaction on your videos?”  That’s worth a ban, of course.  I wasn’t licking his ass.

    My favourite ban is from Gamester81.  This is a bald man and he’s self-conscious about it so he usually wears a hat.  But for some recent videos (at the time) he started not wearing a hat.  And some kids in the comment section were making fun of him.  “Ew.  Put your hat back on” and whatnot.

    So I replied to one of these people, denouncing this behaviour and giving kudos to Gamester81 for not wearing a hat.  I encouraged him to continue not to wear a hat and that perhaps this will be inspirational to other bald men.

    I was banned for this.  I was banned for DEFENDING Gamester81.  It was effectively an ass licking comment and I STILL got banned.  

    Gamester81 went back to wearing hats for a long time.  But more recently, he’s finally abandoned the hats and does videos hatless.  He even has a little cartoon image of himself on his videos, bald and hatless, in a Mr Clean pose.  So he finally embraced it but I’m still banned.

    Nobody is watching his videos any more but I don’t think that it’s due to a lack of hair.

    I was banned from Retro Ali’s channel for noting how stupid her “reaction” videos are.  

    I was never banned from any other gamer grrl channel because I never left any comments on them.  Except for Erin.  I left one comment, I don’t remember what it was, it was probably mildly critical of her “content”, but she left it up and I wasn’t banned as far as I’m aware.

    As for Mike, I never left a comment because I know that I’d get instantly banned.  He’s exceptionally bad for this even by “Youtuber” standards.  

    I was banned from Adam the Woo’s channel because I left a comment about how he should stop making videos if he’s not enjoying it.  This was during one of his many, “I’m going to quit making videos because I don’t enjoy doing this” manic rants.  So I just agreed with him.  Stop making the videos if you don’t like doing them.  He didn’t like that.  Ban.

    You really don’t want to leave comments on Youtube videos because you know that you’ll get banned.  And once you’re banned, you no longer want to watch videos from this thin-skinned loser.

    I read something on Reddit just recently about this.  A guy got banned from some channel and then he said, “I’m not going to watch his videos any more.”  It’s true.  That’s what happens.  If this asshole is so precious that he won’t let me comment on his videos then fuck him.  

    Speaking of Reddit, the boys over there are celebrating the moderator of the Cinemassacre subreddit finally stepping down.  He was awful and a giant nerd who doesn’t know how to interact with people.  He actually brags about moderating some Discord or video game shit back in the day.  He also talks about how he left the “Bronies community” because it got too “toxic”.  

    He’s a stereotypical giant nerd with no social skills.  THIS is the guy moderating the subreddit.  And this is usually exactly the type of guy who moderates forums or video game servers or whatever.  

    He also grossly abused his power, which, again, is typical.  

    That said, I was never banned from there.  I posted there.  Once in a while.  No problems.  

    But the boys on Reddit will say things like, “Hehe…all I said was ‘Screenwave sucks’/’Justin is fat’/’Bootsy 4eva’/’Here’s a picture of Mike’s penis’ and I got banned.  What a fascist!”  No, maybe you’re a fucking moron.  And gay.

    What did they think was going to happen?  Those bans were justified.  Write something of substance and then maybe you won’t get banned.  But just “Bootsy rules”?  Fuck off, you imbecile.

    On the other hand, I did get banned from the homosexual Cinemassacre subreddit.  Because I didn’t lick the ass of the power-tripping moderators there.

    “Who’s going to read long-form posts about Erin?”

    Well, as it turns out, lots of people.  People enjoyed my posts there.  But these dumb as fuck, not to mention gay, moderators there didn’t like that I was stealing attention away from their boring as fuck “meme” posts of Justin’s face superimposed on Akebono’s body.  

    So I started the blog.  With no advertising whatsoever, I get 200 hits a day.  For long form posts about little-known “Youtubers”.  Using a format that hasn’t been popular in at least 15 years.    

    Anyway, these “Youtubers” are extreme narcissists who want total control.  This is why they don’t like things like the GamerGrrls blog.  

    Madam Fomo reports every single post that I write about her to Google.  Somebody from Google then looks at what I wrote, says, “Nothing wrong here”, and deletes the complaint.  But this is what she does.  She’s a serial complainer.  She wants total control of the discussion about her.  Given her questionable lifestyle, I can see why, but that doesn’t justify the behaviour.

    I think that Nathan Barnatt did some weird complaint about a post that I made about him too.  It was deleted for a short while and then re-instated.

    Retro Ali got the “merch” store removed, or maybe it was Madam Fomo.  But Retro Ali definitely contacted the woman who drew the pictures in the banner and told her that she should do a copyright strike against me to get the store shut down.  The artist declined the suggestion because we had a fucking agreement.  We agreed to split the profits of the store.

    You know how many mugs were sold?  One.  An Erin mug.  I suspect that it was Mike buying it as a joke gift for Erin.  So I split the ten bucks or whatever it was with the artist who, by the way, lives in the Philippines and isn’t a wealthy woman.  

    So the store got shut down either because of Retro Ali or Madam Fomo.  Even though there was absolutely nothing wrong with the items I was selling.  The woman who owned the copyright to the art agreed that I could sell them and we split the profits.  Madam Fomo doesn’t have a copyright claim on her vague anime likeness.  

    So I opened a new store, using a different company, but I just put one item there, it’s of Erin, and the only colour is pink.  I stopped there because it’s a HUGE hassle to create new items on that shop.  You can’t even change the fucking colours without creating a whole new art file.  So I just said, “Fuck it.  I don’t care.”  And I don’t need the money.  But that woman in the Philippines is potentially losing out.  Way to go, ladies.  You fucked over a struggling female artist.  Must be that new feminism.

  • Destiny Fomo is Spending Thousands of Dollars on Comic Books

     https://twitter.com/DestinyFomo/status/1412143480651005961

    She spent $2800 on an Avengers #4.  

    TuanX, also seems to enjoy comic books.

    It doesn’t take a genius to see what’s going on here.  She’s laundering money through COMIC BOOKS because that’s what her idiot pimp wants.  She’s giving him the comic books.  Everything she owns is his.  That’s how the pimp business works.  

    She’s getting money from OnlyFans.  It can’t be that much because she’s constantly promoting it and the content is awful but let’s say that she’s making…$100,000/year from OnlyFans.  I don’t know if that’s anywhere near accurate.  Let’s say that she’s making $100,000/year from all of her social media shit: OnlyFans, Youtube, Patreon (if she has one) whatever.

    That money is all legitimate.  It’s all legal.

    What a sensible person would do is open a bank account, put the money in the bank, and pay taxes on it.  

    Then she has this other job, the one that that involves a lot of “travelling”.  That money is illegitimate.  What she should do with that money is launder it through gold, jewellery, this sort of shit.  Go to pawn shops.  Make a purchase of less than $1000 and then go to the next pawn shop.  Rinse and repeat.  There must be thousands of pawn shops in New York.  You’ll never run out.  

    But because she’s controlled by this pimp, who’s a complete moron, all money gets laundered through video games and comic books.  

    By the way, wasn’t she leaving New York?  Where’s this new place that she got?

    Also, what happened with her job at the comic book factory?  She had a two year contract to write an original comic book.  That was signed back in January 2019.  The contract is nearly over.  Where’s the comic?  She made a couple of references about working on it, well over a year ago, and then it just stopped.  I was really looking forward to this comic.  A woman who’s barely literate writing a comic book.  That would have been a first for the industry.

    So somebody in the comments asks her how much these comics all cost.  She says, “im eating a sandwich tonight… nuff said lol”

    Hey guys!  Remember when Stan Lee would write “nuff said” at the end of his responses to readers’ letters?  Well, Madam Fomo is doing that now too because she’s a comic book writer just like the late Stan Lee.

    Did Stan Lee ever have sex for money, though?  Not as far as I’m aware but anything is possible, I guess.

    But yeah, she’s eating a sandwich.  Because she just spent ALL of her money on comic books.  She’s budgeting, guys.  She’s an “escort” who spends thousands of dollars on comics but she’s also on a strict budget.  Just like you guys.  Money is a real concern for Madam Fomo.

    She can only afford a sandwich tonight.  That’s Madam Fomo’s idea of poverty.  Eating sandwiches.  

    It’s all lies of course.  Her pimp buys everything.  Using money that she gives him.  And she might be making reasonable money now but the pimp is blowing it all on comic books and the usual stuff that pimps purchase.

    According to the online reviews, Madam Fomo was REALLY BAD at her “night job”.  So I don’t even know if she was making much money off of that.  Whatever.  I mean…it’s just such a disaster.  What a fuck up.

    Oh, Super Geoff replies.  Super Geoff also regularly goes to Erin’s streams.  Super Geoff is a mentally retarded man who works in a grocery store.  

    Somebody else says, “Well one shows2,800 so that must mean her only fans popping off.”

    It’s tough to give financial advice.  The pimp is the problem.  If it weren’t for the pimp, she wouldn’t be doing any of this.  She wouldn’t be on Youtube, she wouldn’t be on OnlyFans, and she wouldn’t be “travelling”.  

    But if she did get rid of the pimp and still wanted to do all of that stuff, I have to assume that she’d be handling her money more sensibly than this.  Who the fuck launders their money through comic books?  Her pimp is dumber than she is.  

  • Godzilla Singular Point Episode 5 Review – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U4ws8zYGUY

    I listened to a few minutes of this before I figured out what they were even talking about.  It’s an anime.  

    3:45 – The first mention of the word “anime”.  And it’s an indirect reference.  Why didn’t they just start the podcast by saying, “We’re reviewing the new Godzilla anime on Netflix: Singular Point”?

    Are we just supposed to know this?  Everyone listening to this follows anime?  Well…they probably do.  

    So they talk about this anime and Bill Cosby and Britney Spears for ten minutes and I don’t even know what’s going on.  

    11:30 – Shout out to the new podcast studio at Screenwave.

    12:15 – Shout out to the young, probably unpaid intern.  I think that this woman edits Talking About Tapes too.  Fucking ridiculous.  

    What the fuck does Screenwave need with an intern?  And what valuable job experience is anyone going to get from Screenwave?  

    12:45 – Shout out to the horntards sending stuff to Johanna.  This is shameful.

    14:15 – Shout out to pre-paid Nokia phones.

    I’ve always used pre-paid phones.  Whatever they’re called.  Where you have to top up whenever you run out of credit.  I never had like a year contract or whatever.  I don’t even know what the options are.

    So I’ll put £10 on the phone and that will last…fuck…two or three months.  Maybe longer.  Especially now that free wifi is all over the place.  You can make free Skype calls and there’s free internet, of course.

    Maybe things are different in the US.  Maybe you have to get a contract.  Maybe free wifi coverage is less than total.

    These are the things that make me not want to go back to the US.  I wouldn’t know what the fuck to do.  I wouldn’t know how anything operates.  

    And there would be no sympathy because I sound American.  People wouldn’t understand why I don’t know what’s going on.  

    I left when George W Bush was in office.  And things were getting weird.  Jingoism was on the rise.  All of those crazy laws were passed.  There were fucking terrorist drills.  Like a tornado drill back in school but for terrorists.  I had to fucking do this at my job.  I had to sweep the building looking for pretend bombs.  Are you fucking kidding?  I’d be first one out the door if I was told there was a potential bomb in the building.  I’m not going to risk my life for eight bucks an hour.

    And it seems like things have gone downhill since.  More jingoism.  More crazy laws passed.  

    Everything has become politicised.  Even fucking vaccines.  If you want to get the vaccine, you’re a “liberal” and if you don’t, you’re a “conservative”.  How does that work?  What about this is political? 

    I was reading about Trump suing Facebook and whatnot for banning him.  Good for him.  How insane is it that they ban the fucking president?  And for what?  Having a contrary political view than somebody else has.

    I wouldn’t vote for Trump, I wouldn’t vote for any of these clowns, these people don’t represent me, but how is it possible that we’ve reached the point where the president can get banned from social media?  These companies should be held accountable.  This is a common problem.  People get banned all the time from various websites and whatnot, for no good reason, and there’s no appeal, no explanation, you’re just fucked.  That can’t be right.

    But people support it.  It’s insane.  Who are these people?  How is it possible that large swathes of the population have become so misguided?  They’re not teaching Voltaire in the schools any more?

    I get some wacky people who come to the blog.  Somebody promoted my blog on some weird, right wing blog.  It’s the usual shit about white folk and Christianity and the problems with Western women.  And somebody posted an article that I wrote and said something like, “Oh, we need to see more of this stuff” and people agreed.

    I don’t support any of that shit.  But because of the way the political discourse has been framed in the US for the past 20 years, these are your options.  You’re either a “progressive” who thinks it’s cool for men to wear dresses, everybody should get vaccinated, and anything that a woman does is beyond reproach; or you’re a Nazi.

    I’m not happy with either of those options.  It’s barely even a choice.  Those are both regressive options.  Do you want to be one kind of reprobate or the other?

    You see this a lot with Tony from Hack the Movies.  He always hits the American “right wing” talking points: how awesome Trump is, building walls, transgender shit, casual sexism.  It’s just a script.  These are the things you have to talk about if you don’t want to be “progressive”.  And how many people would want to be “progressive” when it involves all of the wacky shit that I’ve described above?

    So it’s this duopoly.  You’re either some weirdo who wants men dressed as women to be taking dumps in the ladies room or you’re a hardcore Nazi.  This is the only political discourse that Tony from Hack the Movies knows.  This has been how the discussion has been framed since he was a child.

    What happened to sensible discussion and debate?  What about building a society free of hatred and bigotry?  It’s okay to think that debasing men isn’t what “feminism” should be about.  But you don’t have to be a woman-hating “incel” to think that.  Maybe you just want to build an equitable society.  

    Maybe you think that coronavirus is a little overblown.  But that doesn’t mean that you necessarily think that vaccinations are a sign of the end times, as prophesied in Revelation 13:16-17.   Maybe you’re just not worried about a flu-like illness with flu-like death rates.  Maybe you’re concerned about the increase in poverty and depression that comes from shutting the world economy down.  

    So in conclusion, Tony from Hack the Movies really needs to up his game.  The last 15 minutes of his video is blank.  Didn’t he watch this before uploading?  It wasn’t even worth reviewing, hence the extended filibustering.

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  • Dance Dance Revolution Disney Dancing Museum on N64! – Erin Plays

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YRXTV98Kn8

    Hello, desperation.  She’s “premiering” this.  She’s wearing the same outfit as in the Power Pad video and the description is “Is this N64 Disney dance pad cooler than the Power Pad?”

    Can this be any more transparent?  She’s completely desperate for views.  Here’s an idea, Erin: MAKE GOOD CONTENT.  And if you can’t do that, which you can’t, get off of Youtube.  There are other things that you can do with your life.  There are millions of jobs out there.  Pick one.  Something other than “scam Youtuber”.

    So the video isn’t actually out yet, as of the time of my writing this.  But I’m just so jazzed that I had to start.  This is a big event.

    I’m not alone in my enthusiasm.  

    – “Yaaay!! Erin lovely legs are making a comeback! 😍 Can’t wait!..”

    – “I can’t wait for this. Will it surpass the views on the power bad though…”

    – “Bringing back the shorts! 😂 It made me sad to see that video with the most views but…… men. Lol. Love the content!”

    – “Please swear…A LOT….🤤”

    – “i’m just here to see erin in shorts”

    Let’s hope these guys don’t discover PornHub while they’re waiting.

    – “Here before the perverts ruin the comments on a perfectly normal video”

    I don’t think that this guy is on it.  Erin is intentionally doing this to appeal to the horntards.

    Speaking of which, Super Geoff leaves a comment in the chat: “Haha Hey Erin it’s Mickey Mouse I’m on Super Geoff Computer”

    It took me a little while to figure this out.  Super Geoff is pretending that Mickey Mouse is writing that comment from his (Super Geoff’s) computer.

    – “Curious as to why THIS is the only video that’s given me a 12hr countdown on your channel after being subbed for years”

    Erin replies, “I’ve done premieres before, but not often. Since the Power Pad video is the most viewed video on my channel I figured this would be a good one to premiere.”

    Oh, so that’s why.  I get it.  Why do you suppose the Power Pad video was so popular, Erin?  People just like really like the Power Pad?  I thought that the accessory was wildly unpopular but what do I know?

    She also tweeted this shit.  I can’t believe this.  This is desperate as fuck.

    https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1413636295570644994

    “Set your reminders! A brand new video premieres tomorrow at 2PM EST. See ya in the chat!”

    And then just look at this picture:

    This is some weird shit.  “See you in the chat guys!  You get to talk to your childhood friend’s mom!”  

    What the fuck.  And it’s a weird angle.  It makes her lower legs look rail thin.  There’s all that bizarre, obviously staged shit in the background.  And she’s kneeling on a children’s toy.  Who the fuck is jerking off to this?  This is a horror show.

    Somebody replies, “Hahaha thats awesome! Never seen one of those before!”.  You mean a woman?

    Oh, Retro Ali replies.  “omg YESSS THE DISNEY DDR GAME”.  Riveting as always.  She must be borderline retarded as well.  I’ve never seen her write or say a single interesting thing. 

    ShiShi posts a gif of a toddler Minnie Mouse defecating.  I’ll just leave it at that.

    Somebody asks if that pad works with other N64 games.  Erin says that she doesn’t know.  You don’t say.

    Then there’s this horny hero:

    Raab: Do you think the dude from the Power Pad video comments will be back to accuse you of making porn again rofl? I love the cringe comments… but im sure by now you are beyond over them..

    Erin: I mean, some people were scandalized by my PS1 Lightgun video so apparently shorts push them over the edge (Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes emoji) I can’t let that weirdness dictate what I do!

    Raab: i don’t often remember specific comments but that one set was particularly eye opening on what you and other female creators deal with. I love that you don’t let it dictate what or how you’re gonna do what you’re gonna do.

    The only thing worse than Erin making porn for retards is Erin pretending that it ISN’T porn for retards.  

    – “Damn I’m actually waiting up for you”

    – “nb4 the “i wish i was that dance pad” comments”

    – “as always a pleasure to see you play (heart emoji)”

    – “Are you going to dance ?”

    Wow.  These guys must REALLY like video games.  And this Mickey Mouse Power Pad in particular.  Why else would they say these things?  There’s nothing pornographic about this.

    I mean, in reality, for a non-retarded person, of course there’s nothing pornographic about this shit.  But for retards, this is their thing.  The group home has a porn filter on the computers.  She knows all of this.  She’s making porn for retards.

    Erin says, “Yeah, it’s a letsplay….but with dancing, lol. It’s basically a DDR letsplay. BUT DISNEY”

    Oh, and you know who else is here?  Hungry Goriya.  She’s hot for Erin.

    Hungry Goriya: Hey! Looking forward to this one. I hope the music was good

    Erin: @Hungry Goriya hey! this is going to be VERY silly. But yeah the songs are very cute!

    Hungry Goriya: Right on… nothing worse than a dancing game with music that’s not any good!

    Get a girlfriend, Hungry Goriya.  This is fucking embarrassing.  You’re worse than the horntards.

    Somebody says, “just 5 more minutes!”

    This is fucking gross.  A bunch of mentally challenged people preparing to jerk off.  Are you hard yet, Enzo?  They’re all going to cum at roughly the same time.  

    – “the power pad one was risque”

    He’s probably banned now.  For stating the obvious.

    Then Enzo says, “OMG just 60 seconds!”

    Dude.  You can watch fully naked women with giant tits getting fucked RIGHT NOW.  Don’t you get it?

    It’s about to start.  There are 63 people here.  That’s not too many.

    NewWaveJunkie is here.  He’s all lubed up.

    Some guy gave her five dollars.

    Julia Durant says, “Erin ,you got only fans ?”

    Erin replies, “Nope, not my thing.”

    Her thing is pornography for retards.

    It’s starting!

    Oh this is shameless.  It starts off obviously sexual and she references the Power Pad video.

    – “Cute socks, Erin!”

    Fuck.  I can’t type this live but I’ll go back and review the video in more detail later.  I’ll just focus on the chat now.

    – “​If I could give you a compliment Erin you look really fit Have you been working out?”

    – “ff yea she’s wearing shorts”

    Oh fuck.  Erin just made a blatantly sexual “joke”.  I’ll do this later but all the horntards say “LOL”.

    She keeps bending over and showing whatever cleavage she has.

    Erin isn’t even chatting, by the way.  Maybe she’s mortified by all of this.

    – “She has nice legs”.

    Why is she wearing socks anyway?  I know it’s to not appeal to people with a foot fetish but…why does she discriminate against them?

    Hungry Goriya says, “I’m tired just watching.”

    I’ll bet.  Put your panties back on and go do something more interesting.

    – “Nice legs”.

    Oh, Mike makes an appearance in the chat.  He says “quack”.

    Then somebody says, “Mike Matei Wazzup brother”

    That has to be awkward.  Jacking off to some guy’s girlfriend while he’s in the chat.

    We all know what’s going on.  Isn’t this awkward as fuck to anyone?

    Somebody asks Erin if she played Donkey Konga.  She says that she hasn’t.  You don’t say.

    Why do people want to see Erin’s leg fat bouncing?  Is this what an attractive leg looks like?  She just looks chubby to me.  I mean, I don’t want to encourage anorexia or body fascism but…I don’t know.  I’m sure that she’s not chubby and most everybody’s legs would wobble like this but…do people want to see jiggly leg fat?  I genuinely don’t know.  Is that appealing to people?

    So that’s the video.  Wow did it suck ass.  And it was really short.  

    Somebody says, “Well that was short”.  Indeed.  

    And Erin didn’t even say anything at the end.  No “goodbye” or “thanks for watching” or any of this shit.  She just left.

    Let me now go back and give a “proper” review.  Not that I really have to.  NOTHING HAPPENED.  

    0:00 – “Hey guys.  So if you liked my Power Pad video, well you are in for a treat because now we’re taking it to the N64.”

    And she says all of this in a sultry manner, with her hands on her hips, and thrusting her pelvis.

    0:15 – She leans over and shows…cleavage.  She does this a lot during the video.  If it was a woman with bigger tits, this might be more exciting.

    0:30 – She’s standing with one leg bent, hard to describe, but she’s obviously trying to direct focus to her legs.

    0:45 – “This is all in Japanese so I hope I’m choosing the correct difficulty.”

    If she ever decided to learn Japanese, “easy mode” would be the first phrase that she’d learn.

    1:15 – “I love that.  How it looks like you’re inserting a disc.  That’s so cute.”

    Then she teases a Playstation dance pad that she’s going to “play next”, which of course means, “For a Youtube video, for money.”

    1:30 – “I used to play DDR in high school a lot.”

    Define “a lot”.  She might have played it once.  

    Oh yeah.  She’s talking about the time that she went to Aladdin’s Castle (some arcade) for her 16th birthday and played “DDR” there.  She told this story before.  It’s the only time IN HER LIFE that she played “DDR”.  

    And then, it’s just footage of Erin’s cellulite bouncing.  

    2:30 – Erin talks about how she never played this before.  Of course.  “Because I wanted this to be more of a first reaction.”

    That’s every fucking video from Erin.

    “It’s hard to talk (exhales) while doing this.”

    Shishi is changing his underpants.

    3:00 – “I think it’s funny that it’s a disc when, like, it’s a cartridge game.”

    It’s clearly simulating putting a CD into a CD player.  Not a game.

    What must Erin’s parents think about all of this?  She’s debasing herself for pennies.

    3:45 – “I’m going to fall on my ass.”

    Mm hmm.

    “Yay!  We got perfect on the one where we had to do THAT!”

    And she does like a splits manoeuvre.  Tell me that this isn’t intentional.

    4:00 – “E!  Come on, at least give me a D”

    This was clearly prepared ahead of time.  Then there’s a picture of Goofy with a shocked expression.

    “This is kicking my ass but it’s nothing like World Class Track Meet.  That really kicked my ass.”

    She sure is saying “ass” a lot.  Ass.

    4:15 – “This is a cute game.”

    You don’t say.

    4:45 – “This one’s hard.”

    Mm hmm.

    Is it even possible for these shorts to be any shorter?

    She keeps leaning over.  I don’t know why.  Well, I do, but…what’s the non-pornographic explanation?

    6:00 – “That’s hard.”

    It is Erin.  Shishi and the gang are very hard.

    6:45 – The Elmo puppet makes an appearance.  There’s absolutely no reason for this.  He’s not appearing after any particularly sexual remark, for example.  It’s just totally random.  It happens twice in the video and it just doesn’t make any sense.

    7:15 – “Isn’t this like Jock Jams?  Remember Jock Jams?”

    Only sort of.  Tell us all that you know about Jock Jams, Erin.  I think that she just did.

    7:45 – Then she sits on the floor because she’s just so exhausted from playing this children’s game for a few minutes.  Apparently.

    I’m sorry but this is gross.  I just keep focusing on Erin’s leg fat.  I’m not saying that she’s overweight, but why would anybody want to see this?  

    8:30 – “This is fun.”

    Oh sure it is, Erin.  Video games are often fun.  Why don’t you try playing some in your spare time?  You might like it.

    “It’s really hard.”

    Mm hmm.

    9:00 – “I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing.”

    Maybe play the game before you do the video.  Just a general suggestion.

    “Look at all of the picnic stuff in the background.”

    Cute.

    9:45 – “This is adorable.”

    So you’ve said.  Many times.

    10:15 – She’s standing in such a way to emphasise her legs and obviously flat ass.  I don’t even know anything about asses but I know that that’s a flat ass.  I don’t think that most guys like flat asses.  Personally, I don’t give a fuck but this whole thing is a mystery to me.

    10:45 – “It’s like a hard one.”

    She must have said “hard” at least 20 times in this video.  I haven’t catalogued all of them.

    11:45 – She falls to the floor again.  She’s just so tired, guys.

    12:45 – “Fuck it.  I’m done.”  Then she bends over and sits on the floor.  

    13:00 – “That Donald Duck section kicked my ass.”

    Mm hmm.

    This was trash.  It’s not going to reach anywhere near the lofty heights of the Power Pad video.  This was just a pale imitation of her previous work.  A desperate attempt to try to recreate the “magic” of the Power Pad video.  She even wore the same fucking outfit.  I mean, come on.

    – “You should play Seaman for the Dreamcast next!”

    This has to be a double entendre.  It has nothing to do with the video.

    – “There goes Erin wearing shorts again. Did you learn nothing from the power pad controversy”

    People make a lot of comments like this.  It’s not a controversy.  There’s nothing scandalous per se about these videos.  

    The issue is that she’s doing this clearly to excite…whoever would be excited by this.  There’s a sexual element and it’s INTENDED.  You’d have to be a complete fucking moron not to realise this.  Just read the comments.

    But yeah.  This is just a trash video.  It fails to inform, it failed to entertain, and it fails to titillate.  As always with Erin’s videos.

  • Carmageddon 64 (N64) – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) – Cinemassacre

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aT4w2Q1BrU

    Erin just mentioned Carmageddon recently.  Let me check the archives.

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/06/super-silly-n64-stream-with-erin-plays.html

    Yeah.  It was in her recent and horrendous N64 “variety stream”.  She’s reading from the chat and…

    “We should play Carmageddon 64 since it’s the worst car game on N64?”

    Then she just sighs. She doesn’t know anything about the game. And just listen to her stumble and have to sound out “Carmageddon”. She’s never even seen the word before.

    Then Mike says that he was going to write an AVGN episode about the game. Erin says, “Oh, really? Bring it back.” That’s it. She basically said, “Oh, cool.” She knows absolutely nothing about the game, or AVGN, or how to have a conversation so this is all that she can say.

    So is Screenwave just recycling disused scripts from Mike Matei now?  Well, it might be a good idea.  Just steal old scripts.  Kieran should be kept as far away from the script writing process as possible.

    I’m not even sure if Kieran is the problem.  The boys on Reddit talk about the Shrek episode being particularly bad but I think that’s just because Tony wrote it.  That episode was bad but I didn’t find it exceptionally bad by Screenwave standards.  It was just the usual bad script from Screenwave.

    Anyway, let’s check out the video.  It’s only 11 minutes.  Thank fuck.

    0:00 – But first, a word from our sponsor: Keeps.  Or is it going to the testicle shavers?  Or just boring old VPN bullshit.  “Do you want to watch Netflix shit that’s only available in Japan?  Then get this VPN.”  Same shit every time.

    Oh, it’s shilling for earbuds today.  He did this in a recent episode too.  He’s done it several times.

    I noticed that Tony was shilling for some coupon company recently.  And I saw that John Riggs had the same sponsor.  Why isn’t James doing that?  Maybe they don’t pay much so only the smaller channels take the offer.

    1:00 – The true start of the video.  We see James’ confusing hairline.  He’s using that Ronco hair in a can shit.  What else can it be?  

    Think of the indignity of this.  Justin Silverman spraying Jimmy’s scalp with hair in a can.  It debases everyone involved.  Just get some clippers and put a number four guard on it.  What’s the big deal?  

    “What happens when you combine cars with armaggedon?”

    Autistic Word Play Fun with Jimmy Rolfe.  That should be a new series.

    2:30 – There’s a reference to playing “turd pinyata.”  Unfortunate.  But otherwise, the previous 90 seconds were fine.  They even recognised that the game was fairly popular when it came out.

    3:00 – “Die Anna looks like somebody farted in her face.”

    I’m not seeing that but…okay.  

    4:00 – Autistic word play.  I won’t even bother describing it.  It goes on for some considerable time.

    8:15 – “Polygonal poo.”

    8:45 – “The zombies move slower than soft serve shit.”

    9:30 – A cameo of Jimmy as…that character from Big Riggs.  I don’t know.  The truck driver or something.

    10:15 – They mention “K turning” for the second time.  What is this?  Are they talking about a three point turn?  

    Yes…I looked it up.  I never heard of “K turn” in my life.  Is this a regional thing?  

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-point_turn

    “Three point turn” is the formal name in Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and in many regions of the United States.  Less common terms are: “Y-turn”, K-turn” and Broken U-turn.

    Maybe it’s a New Jersey thing.  Or a rural Pennsylvania thing.  Or a Northeast thing.  Or even a “East Coast” thing.  

    I don’t know.  I’m conflicted.  On the one hand, I don’t want to discourage people from using their regional terms and dialects and whatnot.  But on the other hand, you’re putting this out on the internet for everyone to see.  It’s hindering understanding by using these terms.  

    Then it just ends.  Kieran and Justin are given “crew” credit.  For one episode, they were actually given “written by” credit.  Why did that stop?  Because that’s clear and accurate.  I want to know who actually writes this garbage.

    Anyway, this was…just boring.  There wasn’t TOO much poo stuff, so that’s always a plus.  But this wasn’t funny or interesting.  

    I mean, I gave up on AVGN being funny many years ago, long before Screenwave, but can’t you at least make this shit semi-interesting?  

    Let’s see what the boys on Reddit have to say.  There are already 79 comments and this was only released an hour ago.  I bet there’s going to be some quality stuff here.  “NO TIME!”  Hehe.  “No time”.  Like that thing that James says!  I get it.  Can we see a picture of Justin Silverman as Jabba the Hutt now?  That would be so epic.

    Somebody says of the game, “In my country it was one of the most popular games for PSX.”

    Just out of interest, what country is he from?  Let me check his profile.

    Oh…he posts on a subreddit dedicated to…anime that features homosexual themes.  Come on.  This just confirms everything that I saw about that subreddit.

    There was a post there recently where a guy made a “meme” of a heart pendant opening and inside there was a picture of Bootsy and the words “Bootsy my beloved”.  75 upvotes.  And somebody actually wrote, “This is borderline gay”.  

    If that’s BORDERLINE gay, what does actual homosexual content look like?

    Oh, this gay anime enthusiast mentions that Jimmy uses his VPN line about “but the REAL (whatever) is…” I don’t know.  I don’t remember what the line is.  But yeah, it’s true.  He used that line at least twice in the video and it was weird.

    But yeah, those fine friends of Dorothy largely had the same view that I had.  It’s a boring video.  Nothing really to say.  It was bland.  I can’t say that it did a passable job but…it’s a video.  It’s a video about a video game.  

  • ASEPresents: It's the itsmintsalad Show #1

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dskrGURgETc

    I watched a short preview clip of this video that Mint Salad put on her Twitter.  The concept seems to be The Tom Green Show but with hillbillies.  Let’s see how it goes.  

    0:00 – Mint Salad asks a woman at Walmart if she likes anime and eating ass.  The woman declines to proffer an opinion.  Mint Salad continues and the woman starts swearing at her.

    ButtholeWeeb is co-starring.  You all know ButtholeWeeb, right?

    1:30 – ButtholeWeeb, who’s a gay man wearing a cape and a tophat, approaches a different woman at Walmart and asks if it’s okay to film.  The woman declines.  

    2:00 – Then they approach a deaf man who states that he needs to read lips.  

    So this retarded man in a cape asks the guy if he likes anime and he does so in a really exaggerated manner.  Because he thinks that if he speaks unnaturally, it will be easier for this deaf man to understand.  He’s an idiot.

    3:00 – Then he asks the man, who gave a perfectly polite reply about anime, if he eats ass.

    3:30 – A message appears, “We do not discriminate in our videos.  Everyone is a target for pranks.”

    It makes me think.   These morons are going to get their teeth kicked in if they keep doing this.  On the one hand, they’re pretty safe because they don’t have many teeth to begin with so it’s a reduced choking hazard.  But on the other hand, doesn’t that mean that they’d want to protect their few remaining teeth even moreso?

    4:00 – Now this camp man in a cape approaches two boys who look to be about 14 years old.  They’re holding a Lego set.  He asks them about anime and they say that they don’t watch anime.  I have no doubt that he then asked them about eating ass but they edited this out.  

    Okay, I’m done with this guy.  Let’s see if Mint Salad ever makes an appearance.

    She does but it’s just more of the same.

    14:15 – They got kicked out of the store and a Walmart employee instructs them on how to behave in society.  Then the words “social terrorism achieved” appears on screen.

    14:45 – Apparently, they got kicked out because they were asking these questions to a mother and daughter and the daughter ran away crying.  This footage doesn’t seem to be included in the video.

    15:00 – Some fat guy with pink hair says, “Dude, white women with short husbands are the funniest marks.  I spit in the mouths of all the white women with their short little husbands and camouflage hats.”

    This gentleman seems to be under the impression that he’s not Caucasian .   I think that he’s also a “rapper” and he speaks in a “yo yo yo” fashion.  I mean…it works for me.  I don’t want this faggot in the Caucasian club.  Let black folk deal with him.  But it is peculiar.

    15:15 – Then some other guy, who I think also has unusual coloured hair, says, “To all the Karens in the world, have a good night and a felony lying to the police.”

    So…they went to Walmart, harassed the customers (including the disabled and children) with sexual bullshit, and then claimed to be victims when they were inevitably kicked out of the store.  

    After 24 hours, this video has 130 views.  It’s currently at 14 likes and 14 dislikes.  

    They’re doing these videos for free.  This is never going to be a success.  

    The difference between this piece of shit and The Tom Green Show is that The Tom Green Show was funny.  Tom Green had some modicum of charisma.  This is just a bunch of redneck faggots and one of their autistic girlfriends harassing people at Walmart.  

    The question isn’t funny.  That’s your first of many problems.  It’s stupid and doesn’t make sense.  “Do you like anime and eating ass?”  It’s some attempt to appeal to nerds, I guess, but nerds aren’t laughing at this shit.  Nobody is.  

    And for something called It’s the itsminsalad Show, she’s only in about 1/4 of the video, from a quick scan.  

    In the description, they talk about how Mint Salad has autism.  And I saw a video where some guy in a dress was talking to some guy with a bachelor’s degree in psychology about autism while Mint Salad sat on the floor, drew pictures, and very rarely said something about how she’s autistic.

    People with autism tend not to advertise.  But this is all that she does.  “Hey look at me guys!  I have autism!”  No, I think she’s just really, really stupid.  And an asshole.

    These people will do absolutely anything to get attention.  The one guy became “trans”.  There was some sort of a fake shooting or something.  They all have pink hair and wear capes.  They had a gimp on when they did some god awful Talking About Tapes that I couldn’t watch even five minutes of.  And now they’re harassing people at Walmart.  

    None of it is working.  And they’ve been doing this shit for YEARS.  130 views.  Not even with the endorsement of a big time “Youtuber” like Tony from Hack the Movies can they get anybody to watch this shit.

    Here’s my idea to achieve some popularity: make something good.  Make something that people actually want to watch.  This isn’t it.

  • I finally played CASTLEVANIA on N64! – Erin Plays

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2bWVkTx5cg

    She never played this before!  And she’ll never play it again unless it’s on stream, for money.

    Oh, and she also did a Bust a Move 99 stream a few days ago.  What a farce.  She cited this as one of her favourite N64 games of all time and then didn’t know the difference between Bust a Move 99 and Bust a Move 2 and then thought that those two games were the same game and then was unable to start Bust a Move 99.  It’s all detailed here:

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/07/super-silly-n64-stream-with-erin-plays_3.html

    Future historians will thank me for chronicling the videos of the biggest retro video game fraud ever on Youtube.

    So let’s get to the video.  Oh, she’s wearing that tank top.  She must have recorded this on the same day as she did the god awful video on Wai Wai World.

    https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/07/wai-wai-world-2-crazy-konami-mash-up-on.html

    0:15 – She edited out some unimportant bullshit about how she only played it briefly so it might take a while to figure out the controls.  Why edit this out?  Who cares?

    Then she gives a double thumbs up and then looks at her thumbs like “What the fuck are these?  Why are my thumbs up here?”  There’s something really wrong with her.

    Then she edits out some boring as fuck greets to the chat.  Some horntard says that he likes her curly hair so she thanks him.  Then it’s “I’m good how are you?”.  She never follows this up, though.  

    0:30 – She’s at the difficulty select screen.  There’s “easy” and “normal”.  Erin says, “I’m going to do easy.”

    You don’t say.

    “Since I’ve never played it before.”

    SO PLAY IT BEFORE.  DO A FUCKING VIDEO OF A GAME THAT YOU’VE PLAYED BEFORE.  This is fucking ridiculous.

    And on the incredibly rare occasions when she plays a game that she claims to have played before, she still puts the game on “easy” and she still has absolutely no idea what’s going on.  

    0:45 – “You can be Reinhardt or Carrie.”

    No prizes for guessing which one Erin chooses.

    “She has a little *poo* attack”.

    Oh.  I get it.  The poo attack.  Sounds powerful.

    1:00 – She’s reading from the chat, “It has to be better than Superman 64?  Well, I hope so.”

    She’s never played the game before.

    2:00 – “It’s raining!”

    What an aggressively pointless comment.

    “Well, aren’t we cute?”

    She just topped herself.

    Erin also keeps sniffling.  Allergies?  Or is it asthma?  Or something else?  Erin has so many medical conditions, all imaginary, that I’m not sure which one she’ll attribute the sniffling to.

    Horntards keep giving her money and she has to stop to thank them.

    This is really bad.  I’m at the 7 minute mark.  I know that she’s never played it before but this is absolutely horrible.

    There’s a boss enemy, a giant skeleton, who keeps creating new skeletons.  Erin just keeps attacking these newly created skeletons.  This can’t be right.  Why is she not attacking the fucking giant skeleton?

    9:30 – “What if I end up liking this game?  Wouldn’t that be crazy?”

    You still won’t play it.  Unless it’s on stream, for money. 

    God, this is so boring.  Should I just skip around?  Or check if Erin said something stupid on Twitter?  Or write about what I ate for breakfast?  

    No, this is brutal.  I have to skip around.

    29:00 – “A maiden sings a dirge?  What’s a dirge?”

    What an idiot.  I don’t know either but I’ve seen the term because I’ve played fucking video games before.  And when I was in like the 4th grade, I learned about a concept called “context clues”.  From the context clues, we can assume that a dirge is a type of song.  Because it says, “sings”.  And what do people sing?  Songs.  

    Let me look this up.  A lament for the dead.  Great.

    49:15 – She’s still sniffling and wiping her nose with her hand.  Fucking gross.  When was the last time I wiped my nose with my hand?  I’m not going to say that I haven’t done it since I was a kid because of course I’ve done it as an adult too.  In emergency situations, when you don’t have any tissue, you have to.  But it’s been so long since I haven’t had tissue on me.  I always make sure that I have tissue on hand if I’m out.  And if I find myself caught short, I stop in a shop and buy tissues.

    See, the problem with wiping your nose with your hand is that it doesn’t really work.  Your hand isn’t absorbent.  So what often happens is that as you pull your hand away, you’ll just get a bridge of mucus from your hand to your nose and that just makes things a whole lot worse.  

    Erin is doing this on stream for the whole world to see.  In her home.  Where she should have immediate access to tissue.  Did they run out?  Of everything?  No toilet paper?  No paper towels?  

    1:01:15 – There’s an edit and she put a jacket on.  Let’s see what she edited out.  Maybe it shows her putting the jacket on and you can see…whatever it is that Erin has to see.

    No, she went on break and changed into her “hoodie” then because she got “chilly” from the air conditioning.

    So turn it down.  It’s July.  The horntards are there to see you in your summer clothes.  We all know this.

    Porcelain Pixie says, “I know I may sound like a creep but you are very lovely and pretty and I like your face and of course also your personality”

    Holy shit.  Is she going to respond to that?  Just with her usual “Thank you”?  

    “Aw thanks so much, Porcelain Pixie.  That’s very sweet of you.”

    Why would she respond to these creeps?  Because she knows that this is what they’re there for.  She knows that she’s a surrogate girlfriend for the mentally retarded.

    https://www.twitch.tv/xporcelainxpixiex/about

    Hi! I’m Pippin, your friendly neighborhood cursing siren and undistinguished ghastly gal. Thank you for joining in on my mediocre gaming shenanigans. :3

    So…this is a woman?  There’s no way.  Maybe it’s a guy with a dress on.

    Ha.  Then somebody says of that Pixie guy/girl, “Yeah, you’re creepy AF.”

    Then Erin is talking about Otter Pops.  Hey guys!  Remember Otter Pops?  No, Erin.  We have no fucking idea.  This is another “West Coast” thing.

    Then she goes on a rant about her allergies.  Fuck off.  I’m not listening to this.  All of this shit was cut out of the Youtube version of this stream, by the way.

    1:05:45 – Whoa.  Now she takes her “hoodie” off.  That didn’t last long.  Viewers must have been going down.

    Then horny John Riggs does a “raid” with his eight viewers.  NewWaveJunkie previously said that there are 222 people watching Erin’s stream.  Unbelievable.  How is this at all entertaining?

    1:06:45 – “Thank you John Riggs for the raid.  Thank you so much.  I hope that you were having a good stream.”

    She’s clearly uncomfortable.  John Riggs is a giant fucking creep.  

    1:22:00 – She puts her “hoodie” back on.

    Then she wipes snot ALL OVER her hand.  I can honestly say that I’ve never done this.  Not even as a kid.  I’ve done discreet wipes, ONE time, quickly, but I’ve never slathered snot all over my hand like Erin has just done FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE.

    I used to wear sweaters as a kid and I’d wipe my nose on the sweater.  So after a while, the sleeve would get all crusty.  Maybe Erin can try that technique.  It would be slightly less disgusting than wiping snot over the entirety of your hand.

    2:09:15 – Erin starts putting lip balm or something on her lip because she cut her lip…due to allergies.  How does one cut one’s lips from allergies?  I have no fucking idea.  But that’s what she said.

    So she slathers this stuff on her lip USING HER HAND THAT SHE WIPED MUCUS ON SEVERAL TIMES ALREADY.  She’s a fucking pig.

    2:14:00 – Erin takes her “hoodie” off again.

    “Why do you keep putting ‘hoodie’ in quotes?”

    This is not an American term.  This is a term that has been used in the UK for at least 25 years but only relatively recently has been adopted in the US.  Why?  We already have a perfectly good term for that garment: jacket.  A jacket with a hood.  Do we need a special name for that?  And especially such a stupid and diminutive name?  

    2:45:30 – She puts her “hoodie” back on.

    2:59:00 – Erin starts massaging her wrist so you know what that means.  Fun time is over.  Damn that carpal tunnel syndrome.  

    So that was Erin putting her jacket on and off for three hours.  And eating her boogers.

    – “The girls projectile weapon looks like it really sucks compared to the whip.”

    Probably but the girl is a girl.  And Erin is a girl.  So obviously Erin is going to go with the girl character.  Plus, the girl is cute.  Weren’t you watching?  What a dumb comment.

    – “Its funny you chose easy, cus you can’t even beat the game on easy, half way through you’re going to get an end message card saying that if you want to continue the rest of the game you got to play it on normal XD”

    Erin says, “Yeah, didn’t know that until after posting this. The save file didn’t work anyway so I had to start over, lol.”

    It’s pretty common in games of the era.  So of course Erin wouldn’t know that.

    – “I watched this live but I am still banned from the chat. I wish I could talk to you live ): all because of corona virus comments. cmon erin that was a hard time for everyone and I respect you enough to tell you when I think you’re being scamned! please unban me.”

    So this guy, who has “mentally ill” actually in his username, was apparently talking about some vaccination conspiracy theories and got banned.  Seems excessive but this is what these people do.  Whether it’s on Twitch or Youtube or a video game or a message board or whatever.  If you give people the slightest bit of power, they abuse it.  “You’re not kissing my ass?  Banned.”  It’s pathetic.  But it’s an insight into the human psyche.  The pathetic humans with nothing going on in their lives, anyway.

    Maybe Erin can do Boogerman for her next stream.  

  • Game Room Tour and Video Game Collection 2021 – Cannot be Tamed

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZr1xCWOThg

    Two hours and eighteen minutes.  Can you fucking believe this?  Who’s going to watch a 2+ hour video of Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining?  And she’s just going through her fucking games.  “I have this game and this and this game”.  Yeah.  Cool.  Can you just upload a spreadsheet in case anybody is interested in that shit?  You don’t have to make a 2+ hour video on this.

    0:00 – She’s there with her Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt.  Hey guys!  Remember Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

    Sure.  I remember them, Pam.  But I stopped wearing the shirts when I was about 12 because I was getting self-conscious about it.  I felt that, as a 12 year old, I was getting too old to be interested in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  And I was right.

    But here you are knocking on 40, if you’re not already there, sporting a TMNT shirt.  

    Just thinking of my childhood shirt.  It was really weird.  It had 3/4 length sleeves.  This was the only shirt that I’ve ever owned that had 3/4 length sleeves.  And it was like a pastel blue.  I think it said “Heroes in a Halfshell” on it but I can’t remember what the actual turtles looked like or even who was on it.  Probably the whole gang was on there, given the slogan.

    Pam is sporting the 1987 cartoon version of the turtles.  And the top is a little tight.  She’s showing off the melons.  Hey guys!  Remember boobs?

    I do remember boobs, Pam.  But this is shameless.  Won’t your dog get jealous?  

    Speaking of which, at the three second mark, she shows her life partner.

    0:15 – “This time, all of the games belong to me.”

    Oh.  So I guess in previous collection tours, she also showed games belonging to her mysterious then boyfriend/lesbian beard partner.  How come we never saw that guy?  It’s a little weird.

    2:00 – Hey, an apartment tour.  This is a welcome surprise.

    3:00 – She shows her plants.  “I have gotten into plants during the past year and a half.”  They’re a bunch of phallic-like cacti.  You don’t have to be Sigmund Freud to figure this one out.

    4:15 – She shows her “wine fridge”.  I didn’t even know that such a thing existed.  But she’s such a raging drunk that she has refrigerator JUST FOR HER ALCHOL.  

    4:30 – Now the bedroom.  Oh baby.  Too bad we don’t have smell-o-vision.  You’d be smelling peanut butter right now.

    So that was her place.  It was pretty small.  It’s maybe even smaller than my place and I live in the UK, where the apartments are much smaller than in the US.  I assume that Canada has apartments of a similar size to the US.

    It also seemed to be a one bedroom place.  I used to get one bedroom places because…that’s all I needed.  But there was never enough storage space so I’d have fucking boxes in my living room.  So I started getting two bedroom places just to have a place to store my shit.  And I don’t even have a lot of stuff.  I intentionally don’t buy things because it’s a pain to move and store things.

    But I think that she’s living in some major city in Canada so rent is probably expensive.  Whatever.  I mean, the place looked fine just…kind of small.

    And she showed her shelves of games.  It’s probably more than my childhood collection but not by much.  And I wasn’t even really into video games.  Especially not console games.  

    I probably had 60 PC games that I bought in physical form, 50 Atari games, 40 Gameboy games, 2 Gameboy Color games, 5 Gameboy Advance games, 20 TurboGrafx games, 10 Genesis games, 10 Playstation games, 20 PS2 games, 1 Dreamcast game, 1 Saturn game, 5 Gamecube games.  

    If you put all of that shit on shelves, especially if I had the boxes for those PC games, I think that it would be not far off from what Pam has.  And I wasn’t even that interested in video games.  And I stopped buying this stuff largely by the time I was 18 and entirely by the time I was 25 or so.  

    I wonder if my copy of Bart Simpson’s Escape from Camp Deadly is worth anything.  No.  About $10 on Ebay.  But my copy has vintage teeth marks all over it.  And I took a saw to it once so there are saw marks too.  That game was infuriating.  I beat it, though.  

    The rest of my collection is in mint condition, or at least it was the last time I saw it.  I don’t know if they’re still around.

    12:30 – She says that she got the NES in 1990 on her 7th birthday.  That’s a reveal.  So she was born in 1983, which would would make her about 38.  

    Yeah.  That has to be depressing.  Her lesbian beard friend dumped her at the age of 38.  

    “Since I’m sure you’d only resent the pity of an 8-year-old niece, I’ll simply hope that you’re one of the statistically insignificant number of 40-year-old single women who ever find their fair prince.”

    Although, Pam is gay, of course.  So…if she loses the attitude, I’m sure that she’ll find some woman.

    Then she just starts showing her games.  No thanks, Pam.  I can think of a lot of things I’d rather be doing for the next two hours than watching you hold various games up.

    So that’s the video.  Who gives a fuck what the horntards have to say.

    Here’s some bonus “content”.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-RX8AUHzFw

    Dust An Elysian Tail, Overboard, Before Your Eyes, pick-ups and other June updates | Cannot be Tamed

    She’s wearing a red tank top and matching red bra.  She’s out there.  She has to advertise.  Hello, sexy ladies of the retro video game Youtube community.  Holla at yo girl Pam.  

    Also, she has to appeal to the horntards.  Get those pennies.

    She shoots oot some boring gamer grrl who plays video game music on the piano.  She shows some album that she bought that looks like two women about to kiss on the cover but I think it’s actually a woman an an androgynous man.  It’s some anime shit.  I can see why it appealed to her.  Then she talks about what games she’s purchased this month.  Best of luck to anyone who can watch this video.

    Do the horntards mention her tits at all?  Or at least talk about how “hot” she is?

    – “Looking more beautiful than usual today”

    Translation: “Thanks for showing your tits today.”

    – “Congrats on being Vaxed!”

    What a weird thing to congratulate somebody on.

    But I was reading Pam’s Twitter or maybe comments under the previous video and she said that she got one shot from one company for the first dose and for her second dose she got it from a different company.  Can you do that?  

    Oh.  Some recent news articles are even recommending that you do that.  They say that it makes things more effective.

    The Guardian, a British newspaper, has been running an infection count and death count of covid since shortly after this whole thing started.  They also give you a running tally of the percentage of people who are vaccinated in the UK.  

    Daily cases have been climbing, according to this.  25,000 daily cases.  Up 7000 from last week.  We’re nearing the heights of the first big wave of this shit.

    And yet 67% of the population are vaccinated.  Why are the daily cases continuing to rise?  It’s this “double mutant” variety from India, apparently.  So the vaccine is no good against Indian “double mutant” varieties?  What’s the fucking point then?  I guess that we need to find another vaccine.  And lock everything down again.  Heaven forfend that somebody gets the flu.  

    Next month, it will be a “triple mutant” from Libya.  Then a “quadruple mutant” from the moon.  Just keep the scare mongering going.  Some billionaire needs to become a trillionaire.

    https://twitter.com/Jasyla_/status/1410697616745283586

    Pam tweets her getting 69k subs.  Some lame half joke.

    Hey guys!  Remember oral sex?

    Is her life partner even — no, I won’t finish that.  It’s gross.

    But the horntards were out in force to reply with hilarious “memes”.  

  • Super Retro Gal Hates America

     https://twitter.com/super_retro_gal/status/1411906261717635078

    People who set off big fireworks are trash. It’s just insane around our house. Having an 87 year old with dementia is not fun in general but this is just torture for him. I will never care about being loud in the morning ever again. Trash ass people.

    All she ever does is talk about her husband’s…grandfather (I think).  We get it.  He has dementia and you REALLY resent taking care of him.

    People are allowed to light fireworks.  They’re kids.  Or, as she suggests, trash ass adults.  But trash ass adults are still people and they have the same rights as anyone else.  

    It’s usually people with dogs who make these complaints.  The dogs don’t like the loud noises, of course.  But it’s one day a year.  Well, depending on how trash your neighbours are it might be more than that.  I had some hillbilly neighbours as a kid who would light this shit off for a good four to six weeks before the big day.  You’d see them out with blackened fingers, they lost fingernails, their eyelashes are burnt off, they have open wounds.  I’m not even joking.  But they’d still be out there.  What are you going to say?  They’re patriots.  They have every right to do it.

    Are fireworks even legal in California?  I’d be really surprised.  Let me look this up.

    No, it’s one of these pussy states that only allows sparklers and shit.  That’s what I thought.  How much noise are smoke bombs making?  Or those snapper things that you throw on the ground?  

    Anyway, yeah, it’s either kids or scumbag adults who are doing this, and it’s annoying, but fuck you.  This is part of living in a society.  You think that “Pops” hasn’t experienced worse shit than some fireworks?

    https://twitter.com/super_retro_gal/status/1411843727421698050

    Today was an emotional day. Seeing my amazing management team that I had before I got laid off was so bittersweet. They were so supportive and guest talent was such a great department. Performing arts is so important and I’m sure glad it’s coming back to Disney

    She was laid off because of coronavirus and then got her job back and she’s happy to see her bosses.  She’s such a bootlicker.  She was the same with Justin Silverman during that fabulous four days that she worked for Screenwave.  

    And yeah performing arts are so important!  Umm…well, maybe.  It’s debatable.  But when she says “performing arts”, she’s talking about an underpaid teenager putting a Goofy costume on and cavorting around.  

    No.  That is not performing arts.  But she uses these stupid corporate buzzwords all the time.  She probably refers to herself as a “team member” instead of “employee” or “worker”, for example.  

    She retweets a message about a stamp that was designed by an American Indian.  Wow.  You’re so progressive, Super Awkward Gal.

    What happened to the American Indians was the greatest atrocity in all of history.  But tweeting about stamps isn’t going to resolve anything.  It just makes her feel better.  Makes her feel morally superior to everyone else.

    She tweets about “Knotts”.  It’s some amusement park.  Super Retro Gal, who is knocking on 40, goes to amusement parks on a regular basis.  It’s not right.  No healthy person does that.

    https://twitter.com/super_retro_gal/status/1410765060457177089

    The best thing about working with the horses is that CMs will just randomly neigh at you

    We don’t know what “CMs” are, Super Awkward Gal.  You’ll have to clue us in.  We don’t all share your passion for horses.

    https://twitter.com/super_retro_gal/status/1410711365036044288

    Please help if you can!

    And it’s a retweet of some fucking bullshit from the Little Tokyo business district.  Fuck Tokyo, Big and Little.  Well, there’s no need to drag Big Tokyo into this but fuck Little Tokyo.  I’m not going to fly over there just to buy some fucking Pocky.  

    Stores are struggling all over.  Why would I specifically patron Little Toyko?  

    And stores aren’t charities.  They don’t need pity purchases.  There are many reasons why stores struggle to survive.  What do you want me to do about it?  It’s a system-wide problem.  Me purchasing some hentai down in Little Tokyo is not going to solve the problem.

    But again, this is just a way for Super SJW Gal to feel morally superior to everyone.  She’s an idiot.

    She retweets some shit about “Pride Month” coming to an end.  Again, she’s doing her “virtue signalling”.  

    https://twitter.com/super_retro_gal/status/1410054595745751045

    In the 5th grade we had to send a business letter to a company explaining why we liked them. I sent a letter to Rainforest Cafe because we had one close to Seattle. Rainforest Cafe sent me back an amazing letter, coupons, and a gift. It was so thoughtful and made me happy!

    She tags Rainforest Cafe into this because she wants more free shit.  It’s pathetic.  What did she even say in the letter?  Rainforest Cafe probably has loads of human rights violations, by the way.  They don’t pay staff a living wage, for example, like all of these multinational restaurants.  Doesn’t Super Awkward Gal care about that?.  

    I wrote a letter to the Frito Lay corporation when I was…yeah, probably in the 5th grade or so.  It was some autistic bullshit about the recently released Cool Ranch Doritos variety having a ridiculous name that doesn’t make sense.  I supplied the dictionary definitions of both “cool” and “ranch” and asked how this can possibly inform the consumer what the flavour is like.  And I wrote it in red pen to add to the craziness.  I didn’t actually intend to mail it but my father saw it and said that it was written well so I should send it.  I got some fucking coupon in response but I don’t think that they addressed the points raised in my letter.

    Oh, I think that my issue was actually with the word “cooler”.  Because at the time, they changed the name from “Cool Ranch” to “Cooler Ranch”.  

    Anyway, I was right.  “Cool Ranch” doesn’t make any sense.  Those Doritos are called “Cool Original” in the UK, by the way.  

    OH!  Like ranch dressing.  It just dawned on me.  Well, maybe it does make sense then.  I was thinking of like a farm ranch.  Well, “Cool Original” doesn’t make sense then.  I should write a letter to Walkers (the UK producer of Doritos) in red pen, expressing my outrage.  Maybe I’ll get a coupon.

    https://twitter.com/super_retro_gal/status/1409873140684034052

    Looking for book recommendations! Leadership, business, inspo, or anything really. I like to get my brain thinking. Thank you!

    What the fuck is “inspo”?  Oh.  I looked it up.  “Inspirational”.  You guys all know what “inspo” is right?  I’m really down with the young people.

    Even as a young person, I always hated that sort of stupid shit.  But here’s Super Awkward Gal, nearly 40 years old, saying something like “inspo”.  

    Oh, JOHN RIGGS replies.  That horny loser.  He recommends Golden Rule of Schmoozing.  Sounds really stupid, John.  I can see the appeal for you.

    Here’s the description on Amazon:

    So what is schmoozing? According to Webster’s unabridged dictionary, schmoozing is a yiddish word that means to chat or to converse idly.

    Whoever wrote this probably writes angry letters to snack companies too.

    Oh, it was written by the fat guy from Penn & Teller.  Wow.  This is some real intellectual shit.  I guessed as much from the title.  John Riggs is so erudite.

    Maybe Marilynne Robinson will start doing magic shows.

    I wonder why Erin didn’t reply.  She has a degree in English.  She must have read a lot of books.  Maybe she could recommend that book by that woman who was in that band.  You know the one I’m talking about.  She wrote a book.  It was some kind of biography.  Erin hasn’t actually read all of it but what she did read seemed pretty okay.

    ,