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Zap Cristal is Ripping off CannotBeTamed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO62eEIp3aY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP1pUwKWSfg
Compare the two videos above. In the first one, Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining recommends some games on XBox Game Pass. In the second video, Zap Cristal recommends some games on XBox Game Pass.
Pam released her video on 15 August and Zap released her video on 24 August.
In Pam’s video, she starts off by telling the viewer what Game Pass is. I found this helpful, because I didn’t know, but thought it was an unusual thing to do because surely most people watching the video know what this is.
Zap also starts the video by talking about what Game Pass is.
At least the games chosen were all different.
Then at the end of the video, Zap suggests that she might make this a regular series where she recommends games on Game Pass. I’m pretty sure that Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining does this.
Yeah…she’s done loads of these videos. She’s done five of these in the past nine months.
I don’t know. Maybe this is just a coincidence. I mean, is Zap really watching Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining’s videos?
Maybe this is a genre. Maybe loads of people are doing videos where they recommend games on Game Pass. Let me look this up.
Yeah. Even MetalJesus did a “hidden gems” video on Game Pass.
Maybe Pam could borrow something from Zap. Like this tank top. Imagine Pam doing this boring as fuck video but with her titties hanging out. That will get some views. Although, it doesn’t seem to be working for Zap.
I don’t know why I suddenly thought of this but what about a Chinese bootleg version of these videos? You find a Chinese woman, put her in front of a shelf of games, for added irony, the games can all be bootlegs, and you have that woman read word for word what Pam, for example, just said.
It’s bound to take off, especially if you find a hot chick. And would this even be illegal? Or actionable?
Why is nobody doing this already? China is full of bootleg shit. Stuff that you would never even imagine would be bootlegged.
I went out with a Korean woman and she talked about her trip to China and how they even had “bootleg McDonald’s”. I’m not entirely sure what she meant. Was it like restaurants with similar names like Tennessee Fried Chicken with a similar logo to KFC or did she mean a restaurant that’s actually using the same name and approximating the menu of McDonald’s?
There was that bootleg Apple store in China a few years ago that used the Apple name and logo and presented itself as genuine. Was it like that?
And wasn’t there a scandal where some company was selling bootleg baby formula and babies died as a result? Yeah.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Chinese_milk_scandal
KFC seems to be really popular outside of America. Moreso than McDonald’s. I read that in Japan, going to KFC on Valentine’s Day is a big thing. Like it’s a treat to go to KFC. And maybe somehow romantic.
Subway is big too. I don’t know about Asia but everywhere in Europe I’ve been to, there’s a Subway on every street.
McDonald’s versus Burger King…well, McDonald’s has the clear lead but you see some Burger Kings as well.
Wendy’s, forget it. No presence outside of the US. There are a small number of Taco Bells in the UK.
No Dunkin’ Donuts but a fair number of Krispy Kremes. That surprises me. Dunkin’ Donuts obviously isn’t interested in international markets.
Oh, and Domino’s. That’s surprising to me . I don’t know why. But there are a lot of Domino’s in the UK. Same with Pizza Hut. A lot of Papa John’s too. That’s perhaps the most surprising of all in terms of pizza.
There are a few Five Guys as well. I never saw one in the US but I think it’s a fairly recent chain. I’ve been to a few. It’s the most pretentious fast food place I’ve ever seen. Bunch of hipster douchebags in there. And it’s the home of the £10 burger.
I’d like to see a White Castle open up near to me. Maybe I should start a franchise. But it wouldn’t be the same as in the US anyway. All of these restaurants…they share the same name as the US counterpart but the food is a rough approximation at best.
Subway is a largely different menu than what one finds in the US. And the equivalent sandwiches are…not terribly equivalent.
Domino’s is another one. The pizza is entirely different than in the US. They’re not even trying to approximate what a Domino’s pizza in the US looks like. They just took the name.
Anyway, a little fast food *nostalgia*. There are no Carl’s Jrs, by the way.
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Playing Castlevania: Rondo of Blood Again! (PC Engine) Part 1 – Erin Plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i59_K0r-zSA
0:00 – “I really like this game. It’s been over two years since I’ve played it.”
0:15 – “My name is Erin. Nothing funny or interesting.”
2:15 – “So this is the part, if I remember correctly, you kind of play but then you die but we just got to let it happen. It’s all part of the plan. I think.”
3:00 – “Oh. I was thinking of something else. I don’t know.”
3:15 – “I forget. Can you jump on these stairs? Oh, this is the one where you can do the backwards thing. I got to try to remember that. Where you can do the backflip. Remember that?”
3:45 – “Oh, yeah. And the moonwalk. See, I don’t remember how to do any of that. So if somebody remember the controls for that, I’d be glad to try it.”
4:00 – “I feel like it took me a while to get a hang of the backflip.”
4:30 – “He screams. I don’t remember that.”
4:45 – “So I guess we’re going down.”
5:00 – “Everything is on fire!”
“Jump twice for backflip? Ah! Cool.”
5:30 – “Oh, does that not do anything? No, it does.”
5:45 – “What’s that? I don’t remember that. Is that like a flag pole?”
6:15 – “I always worry that I stream too much Castlevania but I’m like ‘fuck it. I like it. It’s fun.’”
6:30 – “I haven’t played any of the Game Boy Advance Castlevanias or DS ones but those are going to happen eventually.”
“Oh yeah, the ultimate subweapon. That’s like the item crash, right? When you press like run and select at the same time. I think.”
6:45 – “Does Dracula summon rock monsters? I don’t know.”
8:45 – “I have not played Jump King. I don’t think that I’ve played it. I know of it, though. I don’t think that I’ve played it.”
9:00 – “Oh my god. Castlevania…uhhh…Adventure Rebirth. That’s the other one I need to play. I keep forgetting about that.”
9:15 – “I forget why I didn’t.”
10:00 – It took her three attempts to beat the easy level 1 boss.
“Keep reminding me about…uhhh…Adventure Rebirth.”
10:15 – “Did I get the Castlevania Collection thing yet? Oh, you mean the one from Limited Run? I pre-ordered it but it’s not out yet. I forget when it comes out.”
10:45 – “I forgot about these birds.”
11:00 – “Oh wait. I think that I remember how to handle them.”
“Like you can hit them up here? Oh, I was supposed to get the dagger. Or I guess that works too.”
12:00 – “I know that I’m going to sound like a broken record but the music is fucking good.”
(Falls off stairs). “No. That was a rookie mistake.”
13:00 – “I don’t think that I have the soundtrack to this.”
14:15 – “What other PC Engine games are out there that are good? (Rolls eyes, exhales audibly) There’s a lot. Every time I do a variety stream, I have like a list of ones I want to play all the way through.”
NAME THEM YOU FUCKING DUMB BITCH.
I’ve been trying to do something different for this “article”. I’ve been trying to just catalogue every time Erin says that she “forgets” something. She can barely go one fucking minute without mentioning something that she’s “forgotten”.
She’s on the first fucking level of the game and everything is new to her. She’s “forgotten” about EVERYTHING. On the first fucking level.
Erin has said that she “really likes the PC Engine”. It’s right here:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/07/super-silly-n64-stream-with-erin-plays_3.html
Mike then asked her to name some PC Engine games that she likes. The only games that she was able to list were “Rondo” and Sexy Parodius, which wasn’t even a PC Engine game. This was a couple of months ago.
Now this fucking horntard is asking her the same exact question that Mike asked her two months previously and she STILL can’t come up with any games other than “Rondo”.
Then she just drops the subject. She was unable to name a single fucking game on the PC Engine that she likes. And why does she even call it the PC Engine? Why does she use the Japanese name? Yes, “Rondo” was only released in Japan so it’s a PC Engine game but she doesn’t know any of the fucking games. So why does she specify that she’s a fan of the PC Engine as opposed to the Turbo Grafx?
Here’s the very next thing that she says, after being unable to name a SINGLE game on the system. It’s in reference to the level 2 boss that she’s fighting and clearly knows nothing about:
14:30 – “I think on this one, I just run.”
Five seconds later, she’s dead.
14:45 – “See, I’m rusty. That’s okay.”
(Reading from the chat who are “reminding” Erin of games that SHE likes) Yeah, there’s Splatterhouse. I mean, if you include Turbo-Grafx, there’s just so much. Like (long pause) I like the Star Soldier game.”
It’s called Super Star Soldier. She must have “forgotten” the extra adjective.
“Is it called Star Parodier?”
It is. Why aren’t you certain? And that’s a PC Engine game. You played it recently, on stream, for money. That’s why you know about it. But we’re talking about Turbo Grafx games now. Name some Turbo Grafx games that you like. There are “so many”. Name some.
What about Bonk’s Adventure? She couldn’t even come up with fucking Bonk’s Adventure. She never played it before. Show me the video. She’s never done a video on Bonk’s Adventure so she never played the game before.
Then she gives up. She couldn’t name ONE game in the appropriate section. And she’s not even sure if Star Parodier is the right name. And, again, it’s not a Turbo Grafx game. If she’s going to make the distinction between Turbo Grafx and PC Engine, she has know which games were only released in Japan. And she doesn’t. She doesn’t know anything about “either” system. She doesn’t know anything about ANY video game system. She’s a complete fucking fraud and she’s just straight up stupid. It’s not mere ignorance. She’s really fucking unintelligent.
15:15 – “See, I’m forgetting about keys and everything.”
“That’s true. The Turbo Grafx Mini has a lot of good stuff on it.”
LIKE WHAT?
“There’s a lot of good PC Engine games on there too that you can also access.”
LIKE WHAT?
She can’t name one motherfucking game. Why doesn’t she just admit it? “I don’t know anything about video games and I don’t give the slightest of fucks about this nerd bullshit. I just don’t like working for a living so I’m getting fucked in the ass every night by Mike Matei. Give me a fucking break.”
I could respect that. If she said that, I’d shut the fucking blog down. Finally, Erin admits the truth. But it’s the constant lies. And BAD lies. HORRENDOUS lies. This is why it’s literal retards who comprise the vast majority of her viewership. Anyone with half a brain is seeing right through this bullshit.
15:30 – “I don’t know. That’s probably a good way to get into it.”
19:15 – “Now I have to start whipping candles because I don’t remember which one has the thing.”
19:30 – “Now let’s see if I remember what to do with it.”
19:45 – “I forget what you do with the keys.”
“I don’t remember. I don’t remember. I don’t remember.”
20:30 – “(Reading) Oh, if you don’t whip the cage, the eyeball stays asleep? Oh! Did not know that.”
20:45 – “Oh, look at that!”
21:00 – “Oh, I go in here. How do I –? Can I not go in there? (reads chat)“
“Up and attack? Oh, that’s how you use it?”
She “forgot” how to use items.
“See, I got to remember the controls.”
You know how Erin could “remember” the controls of these games? And just basic stuff like how to defeat the level 1 boss? By playing the game. Just play the game. That’s all you have to do. Play it in your spare time. Everything doesn’t have to be on stream, for money.
21:30 – “Cut scene! I think…”
21:45 – “I remember I liked her. I forget. She makes things a lot easier. And I think she attacks with a bird? Or something.”
She’s talking about one of the playable characters in the only game on the PC Engine that she can sort of name: “Rondo”. It’s a “cute” girl character. And she doesn’t “remember” anything about her. Because she doesn’t play the fucking game. Why not just admit it? Why the constant lies?
22:45 – “I feel like I had trouble using her the last time.”
She “forgot” this too. She played the game one fucking time in her life. TWO YEARS AGO. On stream, for money. Why pretend that it’s anything more than that? Why try to portray yourself as some kind of Castlevania expert? She has zero fucking interest in this shit. She only does this on stream, for money.
I think that we get the idea. Let’s skip to the end.
1:35:00 – “I don’t know. Maybe I should go down. Or should I go straight? I don’t know.”
“Chocolate waffles sound good? I’ve never had chocolate waffles.”
1:35:15 – “Baby Jo is a super bad platformer where you play as a baby that got ported to the PC Engine? I have never heard of that one.”
1:35:45 – “I don’t know. I don’t know. Should I go down?”
Oh. It’s this for one hour and forty-one minutes. She doesn’t know anything about the game. Everything is new to her. She claims to “forget” everything. It’s not that she “forgets”. She doesn’t play these fucking games. That’s why doesn’t know anything about them.
It’s this for every fucking video. Every game is the same. Every stream is the same. And any time one of the horntards asks her something about video games or popular culture, she’ll say, “I don’t know/I’ve never had one/I’ve never heard of that/I’ve never seen that/I’ve never played that before.”
Why is anyone watching this?
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Why Star Ocean: The Second Story is the BEST JRPG on PS1 – CannotBeTamed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHbn7vDYzYM
Why the provocative title? That’s just your opinion, man. Don’t tell me that Star Ocean is objectively the BEST game. I think that the all-caps “BEST” is what put me over.
Is she still doing her makeup channel? Mmmmm…marginally.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqIHtdf6X38ePOPvAp0Qeww
Pretty low views. But I was looking for people to write about and all of the popular women on Youtube do makeup videos and shit like this. They’re all also young, exceptionally attractive women. This is what people apparently want to watch.
And it can’t be mostly guys. Why would a guy watch a video about makeup? These are overwhelmingly women who are watching this shit. Or girls.
As far as the popular “gaming” women on Youtube, it’s all Minecraft. And the stuff is completely unwatchable. It seems to be geared to five year olds. Aphmau is a good example.
https://www.youtube.com/AphmauGaming/videos
I defy any adult to watch any of that shit for more than ten seconds. But she has 10 million subscribers.
This is what you have to do to get views. Either be smoking hot and do make up videos or do Minecraft videos for toddlers.
But Pam doesn’t like advice. As here:
https://twitter.com/Jasyla_/status/1430659321747083268
Some guy tells her that she shouldn’t appear in the videos so much. He wants to see a game review, not fucking Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining. Then Pam gives her usual shitty reply because she doesn’t know how to speak to people.
Then she continues her bizarre rant in like five subsequent tweets.
The horntards put her on full blast. One guy says, “I’d suggest putting a tad more “pizzazz” & enthusiasm into your speech”, which is hilarious. She’s the biggest fucking bore on earth. So she replies with, “What exactly about what you’re responding to made you think I was interested?”
The guy was obviously trying to be polite, because he’s a fucking horntard and he’s trying to get something going with her, and she still gave a shitty reply.
Another guy says, “that’s… not how it works at all. The majority of movie watchers dont make movies themselves and yet can form opinions on what they liked and disliked and what they could have done better. This person simply stated they came to the video and wanted a type of content.”
And another, “You subject yourself to feedback when you post content to a public forum. Can’t be upset when you disagree with someone”
These are all the top comments, by the way. I don’t know if Twitter has a like/dislike thing or what.
– “Harsh reaction IMO. He could have left out “nobody watches…” but he was giving his opinion as a viewer. Your audience. Just saying that he likes to see video of the game being reviewed as it’s being reviewed. I agree too. Show the game more then anything. I don’t get the anger.”
What’s not to get? Pam is an angry, lonely, 40 year old lesbian.
– “harassing this guy for giving some honest feedback? what a bunch of ignorant trolls. Wow”
For what it’s worth, I found his comment to be condescending. But he’s fucking retarded. All of these people are. That’s why they’re watching your horrendous videos. He doesn’t know how to speak to people.
And Pam, of course, likewise has no idea how to speak to people. This is why she’s fucking her dog now. Dogs are less discriminating.
She actually posted this on Twitter. She wasn’t happy with just leaving an angry message to this guy on Youtube. She had to post it on Twitter as well to get some positive feedback from the horntards. Horntards who she all hates. And a lot of them weren’t playing along.
She’s losing subscribers with her horrendous attitude. She’s a horrible, horrible person. Who the fuck would want to watch videos from such a person?
Well, I’m obligated to do it so let’s check out the video. Briefly.
Fuck, I’m done. 2:47 is my official stop time. It’s just the usual boring as fuck Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining video. But she’s also reviewing a boring as fuck JRPG. That’s a big no from me. I had to actually kick Pelvic Gamer out of my review rotation because I was so sick of these tedious as fuck JRPG reviews.
When is somebody going to take up my topless game review idea? You release one version of the video as normal, on Youtube, and then a special OnlyFans version where it’s the exact same review but for the parts of the video where you appear on screen, you’re topless. You’re telling me that this wouldn’t create a buzz?
Nobody else is doing this. It would be innovative.
Why isn’t Madam Fomo doing this? It’s a natural for her.
And you need to get in on this quick. I read that OnlyFans might be shutting down their porn content. I know that the initial crisis has been averted, but there’s still talk that this is going to happen, perhaps imminently.
What is Madam Fomo going to do when that happens? She’ll be back on the streets. Well, I’m pretty sure that she’s already doing her night job. I don’t think that it ever stopped. It might have slowed down because of covid, and that’s why her pimp told her to do OnlyFans, but she was still seeing clients.
So Star Ocean. It’s probably pretty good. Check the game out, if you want. But for the love of Christ, don’t waste your time on Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining’s coma-inducing video.
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Godzilla Picks Ups from Astronomicon and Thanking Our Fans! – Castzilla VS The Pod Monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne22B4CFl3s
Another 10 minute episode. These podcasts get very few views, so I can understand getting frustrated and losing interest. But just stop making them if you don’t want to put the work in. Don’t half ass it.
And Tony seems really interested in maximising views and whatnot. On Talking About Tapes aka Hack the Movies, he’s always talking about episodes that did well and episodes that didn’t do well and the difference in views is marginal. But he’s constantly trying to…whatever…take advantage of the “algorithm”, whatever that means. This is why he always has the dreadful Crystal Quin in his videos now and she’s almost always in a “sexy” costume.
What about cats? Maybe putting some cats in the video would help with views.
He has absolutely no interest in just creating good “content”. He’s not interested in the “art”, he’s all about the money. And on that basis, what money is there? He’s getting $9,500/year from these videos. That’s good spare money but he has a whole fucking team of people working on these videos. He has a set that he either rents out or is allowed to use for free because he works at Screenwave. And he makes these videos constantly. Like three a week. There’s a lot of work involved. And for $10,000/year? Not worth it. Not from a financial point. Doing it for fun, fine, but that doesn’t seem to be the motivation here.
1:15 – Tony says that they intended to record an episode of this after work but Johanna forgot about it and just went home.
It reminds me of a time when, for whatever reason, at some shit job that I had, I thought that it was 5:00 but it was actually 4:00. So I just said goodbye to people and left the job, as usual. Some people gave a slightly strange look but nothing happened. If this was in the US, I probably would have gotten fired. You get fired for wearing the colour socks in the US. There’s absolutely no workers’ rights.
2:00 – Tony mentions that they won’t be doing video versions of the podcast often because there are other shows that use this set. This takes place on the new podcast set at Screenwave, by the way.
That’s true. There’s the dreadful Cinemassacre Podcast, of course. There’s also something called PegWarmers featuring Ryan and that guy from the GI Joe podcast that Tony did recently. Have I uploaded that review yet? No. I am in the zone. So much backlogged “content”. I don’t know if I’ll actually upload that review, though. I mostly just talk about how these guys are all giant nerds. And there’s a podcast with Ryan and Mike, “Talking About Games” or something.
Anyway, it got me thinking. Screenwave seems to be broadening their scope away from just Jimmy, and this is a smart move. Jimmy is AWFUL. That podcast is fucking unwatchable. Jimmy is the laziest guy on earth.
Screenwave should just straight up drop Jimmy. He’s a liability at this point. He’s been phoning this shit in for YEARS and Screenwave has taken the blame for this. It would be real justice if Screenwave decided to drop his autistic ass and then Jimmy would have to make videos by himself. Then everybody would see that the problem has been Jimmy all along.
So they’re showing the paltry crap that they bought at this Astronomicon nerd convention. This is so low effort.
Oh, by the way, Johanna is chewing gum. She mentions this fact at 4:45, but I had a hunch that this was the case from earlier on, what with the chewing. I mean…does anybody need to be told not to chew gum while recording a podcast?
Tony is just showing Godzilla comics from “the 90s” like this is fucking…antique shit. These comics are worth nothing.
6:15 – Godzilla blind bags. This is just trash. I wouldn’t want this stuff as a kid. I certainly wouldn’t buy this as an adult.
10:30 – Tony ends this pointless podcast with, “Continue being a fan”. It’s off-putting. And he comes off as delusional.
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More Trans Goodness from John Riggs
https://twitter.com/johnblueriggs/status/1431654912526471170
“Wanna get rid of the trolls on your channel? Start using your pronouns. It’s working great so far.”
“kind of surprising how many trolls would actually care to watch a lame unboxing video. It’s almost like they’re waiting for me to do something or say something.”
“They just HAVE to say something about it thinking they’re proving a point when the point is they’re a hateful jerk and have no place in my life. I just ban and move on. No time for it.”
“The trash takes itself out. and I’m all for it. People have called me a terrible father because I have a trans son and pan child when I’m, like, ‘what about the parents who kick their kids out of the house at 15 when they come out? And I’M the asshole? Their loss. Ban and move on”
So…he says that he’s a good father because at least he’s not kicking his kids out of his house at 15. I don’t think that that’s the test.
“Marge, you’re not the world’s worst mother. What about that freezer lady in Georgia?”
Why not compare yourself to GOOD parents? COMPETENT parents? I mean, okay, John Riggs isn’t cooking and eating his children but that doesn’t make him a good parent.
The man seems to spend absolutely no time with his family. He’s constantly at some nerd convention. Doesn’t he have a job? How can he take all of this time off?
And then we need only look at what happened. His kids are complete disasters. It’s not their fault. It’s his. Who the fuck knows what’s going on in the Riggs household? He’s creepy as fuck around his kids. He’s creepy as fuck around everyone.
Then both of his daughters become sons. That’s not a red flag to anyone that something is up? He fucked up big time. He ruined these girls’ lives with his selfish behaviour. He just can’t get enough gamer grrl ass.
And is he even getting any? He’s fucking 300+ pounds, bald, married, has three kids, and nominally employed. This is not a catch.
His youngest son/daughter is like 14 years old, and she’s the one who he describes as “pan”. How does she even know what it is? I don’t know what it is. I thought that it meant people who are attracted to anyone. We already have bi-sexual for that, but I guess that “pan” includes…whatever the fuck new mystery genders that have been created as well.
Is that what it is? Let me look this up. Yeah, that’s right. How does this explain that she goes by “they/him”, though? It doesn’t even make grammatical sense. “He/him”? I get it. “They/them”, that works too. But how the fuck can you mix and match? It means nothing.
And Horny John Riggs’ explanation for why he’s a good father is “At least I’m not kicking them out of the house at 15.”
What have you actually done to be a good father? That’s the question. It’s not about an absence of abusive behaviour, although…clearly, some weird shit is going on in the Riggs’ household.
And then he frames this as a cultural thing. Everybody in Seattle gives their pronouns. It’s what we do. There are so many “trans” people that we all have to give our pronouns.
No. It’s impossible. He’s maligning the good people of Seattle with this suggestion.
John Riggs’ son/daughter posted a video on Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84wT-J9QyVA
It’s weird as fuck. Is this referencing something? I made some weird shit when I was a kid, this is probably within the realms of normality, she’s trying to be “random”…I guess…but she’s also clearly mentally ill.
And Horny John Riggs can’t take any criticism for his obviously neglectful parenting. At best it’s neglectful. He’s constantly taking pictures of himself with various gamer grrls at nerd conventions. Not a single picture of him with his wife.
It’s unfortunate all around.
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Why Would Someone Send Us All This Stuff?! – John Riggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW8bR26WkoQ
Why indeed. The question that gamer grrls the world over need to ask themselves.
It starts off…ummm…with John Riggs saying, “Three boops is all it takes.” He’s talking about the camera, I guess. The noises that it makes to indicate that it’s recording. Then his daughter touches his nose and says “boop” and then his son/daughter hesitantly pokes him in the cheek. She didn’t want to touch his nose. Sensibly. But also…it’s just a sad situation all around, isn’t it? John Riggs really did a poor job as a father. Remarkably so.
0:30 – Oh. My. God. John Riggs gives his pronouns and they appear on screen. John Riggs is he/him, by the way. Then his daughter, the one who ISN’T his son/daughter uses the pronouns “They/he”. What that fuck does that even mean? Then his son/daughter, the one who recently got his/her name changed, is he/him.”
So John Riggs now has TWO transgender sons/daughters. And one of them is…I don’t even know. How the fuck can you be “they/he”? Even “they/them” doesn’t make any sense but that’s the usual pairing.
These are both girls, by the way. Just…well, I won’t comment on these particular girls. But a homely girl is still a girl. Right?
And John Riggs son/daughter puts more bass in her voice than John Riggs does. Because she’s a guy. Right? That’s what we’re supposed to believe?
People aren’t buying this shit no matter how much the Chosen People keep cramming this down our collective throats. It’s preposterous. Homely girls are still girls.
What’s wrong with the old school method where homely girls became lesbians? Or going back further, homely girls used to become nuns. Let’s bring that back.
1:00 – John Riggs shows a picture of himself from high school. He’s shown this before. He was a homely kid. So did he become a girl? No. People didn’t do that back then.
He’s doing this shit for internet kudos. He wants to impress the 1% of his audience that’s female. He’s trying to get some loving out of this from some purple-haired freak who doesn’t shave. He’s selling out his own children for the POSSIBILITY of getting some ass. Some really undesirable ass.
1:15 – Then he talks about conventions that he plans to attend. “I am vaccinated but I plan to wear my mask for the most part.”
What the fuck does that have to do with anything? I don’t care if he’s been vaccinated or not. I don’t care about his mask preferences. Are people not going to come see horny John Riggs because he’s not vaccinated and/or won’t be wearing a mask? How do we even know that he’s vaccinated? I want proof. I can’t just take his word for it on something this important. I might catch a fucking cold.
And if he’s vaccinated, what’s the point of the mask? You can’t transmit the disease, right? Or get the disease. So what’s the problem? Is the vaccine not effective?
Remember when the recommendation was that you should wear rubber gloves? Because covid can live on surfaces for…whatever it was…weeks? Months?
Why aren’t people wearing gloves any more? Why don’t you hear about this any more?
1:30 – John Riggs’ son/daughter starts making a deranged face. Umm…do I want to go here? No. Draw your own conclusions about transgenderism and mental illness.
Then both of John Riggs’ sons/daughters/its start mimicking John Riggs. You know what they should do if they really want to show how masculine they are? Shave their heads. But just the top. Emulate John Riggs’ male pattern baldness. Because that’s common with guys. And these are all guys, right? Except for the individual on the right who is sometimes an it. I guess. Seems insulting, but this was her chosen pronoun.
John Riggs will be selling some homebrew games at these conventions. One of them is a convention exclusive that has John Riggs as a playable character. We’ll all look forward to that.
3:15 – He also made…a cereal book called NostalgiaOs. It looks to be about 20 pages in length. It’s just copyrighted pictures of old cereal boxes and then John Riggs writes, “Oh, remember this?” This is literally how he described the book.
4:15 – Somebody sent him cereal from Costa Rica.
5:30 – Then John Riggs’ son/daughter says something and…umm…I don’t like saying these things. I don’t like commenting on John Riggs’ videos when he has his sons/daughters in them, but…it’s to illustrate what a shit father John Riggs is.
So his son/daughter says something totally insane that I couldn’t even understand. Moving on.
5:45 – They’re looking at Cocoa Pebbles and Fruity Pebbles and John Riggs son/daughter says, “I want the fruity one because I’m fruity.”
What? Wait…god, I wish I paid more attention in algebra class. John Riggs’ son/daughter described herself as “gay” before. And then…I think that she/he has a boyfriend. So…that’s right. She’s right. John Riggs’ son/daughter is a gay boy who has a boyfriend. I don’t know what the boyfriend’s pronouns are or if he was born a boy or became a boy in later life ala Pinocchio.
6:30 – John Riggs got some Famicom games. I don’t know what gender the games are. He doesn’t specify.
7:45 – John Riggs’ son/daughter says something again that I can’t understand.
8:45 – Ummm…this really can’t be ignored. John Riggs’ daughter says something YET AGAIN that doesn’t make any sense. She hands John Riggs a little knife and says, “Finally, some food. Yum.”
Are there no psychiatrists in Yakima or wherever he lives? This entire family needs urgent intervention.
9:00 – Oh my god. Then John Riggs’ son/daughter says, “For back to school, we got our pronoun pins. Mine is my pronouns but the trans flag because, of course…”
Because of course your father is a fat fucking failure who didn’t give a shit about you. It’s terrible. You didn’t deserve to have that asshole as a father and you have my deepest sympathies.
Imagine going to school and everybody is given a fucking pin with their “pronouns” on it like it’s some kind of fucking fashion statement. Do they even make a pin that says “he/they” on it? Because I’m telling you that that doesn’t make any fucking sense. Not even by the insane “logic” of this “trans” bullshit.
9:30 – More insane faces from John Riggs’ son/daughter.
10:00 – John Riggs says that he’s a mentor to some Youtuber who has cancer. He’s trying to help this individual (he doesn’t mention their pronouns) make better videos. Seems weird to me. More attempts to get some ass from the Woke Brigade.
11:15 – More insane faces from John Riggs’ son/daughter.
Anyway, Horny John Riggs won a camera by donating to this guy with cancer. Or something.
12:15 – Somebody (he says “he” but it could be a transgender woman, I guess) sent John Riggs a long letter on parchment paper and it had a video game-themed seal and it looks creepy as fuck. I think that this guy wrote a letter to Jodie Foster as well.
13:15 – Somebody else sent him a long letter along with a box of…something. And John Riggs says, “Here’s me as a dude who’s like, ‘Words? What?’”
It’s unfortunate that John Riggs has such strict gender stereotypes. There are all kinds of guys. Some guys like to read, some guys like sports, some guys like video games, some guys like other guys. But what unites them all is having an X chromosome and a Y chromosome. Or you can just say that you’re a guy. Nowadays, that also works. On the dim-witted.
15:15 – John Riggs gets an empty beer box to store styrofoam peanuts, for whatever reason. I suspect that John Riggs is a big drinker.
17:00 –
John Riggs: Thank you for watching me for the years I’ve been on Youtube and you’ve watched them grow up.
Son/Daughter – You are now seeing me transition. So…that’s fun.
John Riggs: (to his “they” daughter) And your hair just keeps getting shorter and shorter every time I see it.
Son/Daughter: Hey, who knows. Maybe my hair will start receding too.
How fucking creepy is this? Let’s just move on to the comments.
– “Both of the girls are now guys…..im so confused”
– “Pronouns? Identity politics?? I just want to watch John Riggs talk about video games.”
– Pronouns ?
Then somebody replies, “Yeah. Love the channel… But that was cringe.”
John Riggs replies to a few of these messages. He repeatedly says that it’s normal in Seattle to “give your pronouns”. Even if this is true, which it isn’t, who cares? Think about the rest of the world. Don’t be so isolated that you only care about how things are done in Seattle.
He also says that people are leaving negative comments on this video because people hate that he “loves his kids”. Why would anybody possibly hate that? Again, he’s the world’s worst father and he’s just doing all of this to try to get ass. There’s literally a fat woman with purple hair, according to his/her/its avatar, who replies positively to this shit.
– “Good for you kids. You’ve got a great, strong dad. In the American Indian cultures, we honored people like you two before settlers came. We believe two spirits are sharing one body. Don’t let any haters get to you. Those people are not secure in who they are, that’s why they feel challenged. Weak people throw shade. Secure people, share love. I don’t claim to fully understand, and I’m sure as you both know, people who are not like you, simply cannot. This doesn’t mean we shouldn’t all continue to love. Thanks for introducing yourselves. Keep being strong and brave.”
How shameful that this guy is using a proud people like the American Indians to promote his transgender ideology. Somehow I don’t think that a tribal people were entertaining this bullshit.
It was Sioux, not Sue
Iroquois, not Iroqueer
Sac and Fox Nation, not Packing Fudge Nation
The Shoshone People, not the Pronoun People
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1y_0NfhF9c
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Game Boy Micro & CIB Japanese Game Pickups! | Ali's Retro Pickups – Retro Ali
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL23U6gIlRI
The triumphant return of Retro Ali! Well, she did a “reaction” video before this but I don’t watch that shit.
0:00 – “–isupmydudes? Ali here for yet another retro pickups video. I will say, I think that today’s video is pretty spicy in terms of pickups.”
Umm…I have no idea how “pickups” can be “spicy” but let’s check it out. Maybe she got a bunch of hentai games or something.
1:00 – She shouts out her second channel, Retro Ali Live. Those videos literally get like 15 views. And an odd thing that she’s been doing of late is posting stuff from 2019. A lot. More than she posts current stuff. I think that she’s self-conscious about her weight gain so posts older stuff from when she was slimmer.
It’s not like she’s obese. She should be able to lose the weight without much issue. I figure that she gained…I don’t know…20 pounds? 30 pounds? Just reduce your calorific intake and exercise more. And exercising is optional. You’ll lose weight even without exercising. But it’s a good idea to exercise anyway. It burns calories, improves your general health, and you’ll feel better.
Getting a job might help. Get some structure in your life. It also gets you out of the house and whatnot.
Or maybe Ali is just pregnant. I don’t know.
Oh, and the first thing she showed off was what looks like an expensive Japanese import Pokemon game for the N64, complete in box. Where did she get it? A horntard gave it to her, of course.
The next item is another game that a horntard gave to her. This is another complete in box import game, this time for the Game Boy Color.
Doesn’t she have any sense of decency whatsoever? She doesn’t question why people are sending her expensive items like this? What does she think that their intention is with this?
No. She just takes stuff from people who are literally mentally retarded and she has no problem with that.
Now she’s on to the smaller items. These are all games that she purchased herself. The first one is a five dollar Harry Potter game.
When she gets stuff for herself, it’s cheap crap. But when the horntards send her stuff, it’s expensive shit. She can’t afford anything. She doesn’t have a job. But she has no problem accepting gifts from the mentally retarded.
Where are these horntards getting the money anyway? Well, they probably live with their parents and work in a grocery store or something. So they’re making money and they don’t have any bills.
2:45 – She tells everybody what model of Game Boy Pocket she wants. It’s a pink one only released in Japan. Why did she say this? Because she expects the horntards to come through with it.
3:15 – Here’s a game that another horntard gave her. It’s another mint, in box, import game.
She only needs a few more mint, in box Pokemon games. And then she lists them. Why not just create an Amazon wish list?
5:00 – She got a Game Boy Micro and says that it’s perfect for her because of travelling.
What travelling is she doing? To and from her meth dealer?
6:00 – The next item is an early birthday presents. From who? She doesn’t say. Maybe her boyfriend. If she said that, the horntards would be crushed and would no longer send her stuff.
So that’s the video. What the hell was spicy about any of that?
– “Thanks for doing a video on my birthday Ali, it’s like u knew and gave me the gift of your video game knowledge”
Oh. So the horntards give Ali gifts, actual physical gifts that cost a lot of money, and in return Ali gives the horntards shitty videos. That’s her gift to the horntards. And the horntards are okay with that.
– “Awesome stuff. You look pretty Ali :)”
– “Your makeup is so cute! :D”
– “Your face is so clean. You have gotten cuter”
– “Hello Ali please notice me”
Then Ali just replies with “hello”.
You know, I watched a bit more of that podcast where Jimmy Rolfe talked about wanting a buffalo to literally take a shit on his face. And there’s a point in the video where he says that when he was looking for people to hire, he didn’t want somebody who would stalk him. He said that he knows that a lot of people want to “help” but didn’t want a stalker.
Who the fuck is stalking Jimmy Rolfe? But this is how he thinks. He thinks that he’s a big celebrity. Just watch the AVGN Movie to get an insight into his diseased mind. He thinks that EVERYBODY loves him. Like every time that he leaves his home, which is rare, he’s swamped by fans.
If any of this was true, why would he still be with his shrew of a wife? If he’s a big time celebrity and horny women are constantly trying to get him to sign their breasts, why wouldn’t he ask some of these women if they want to do a Mr Bucket on him? Because women are just throwing themselves at Jimmy Rolfe, right? He’s a big celebrity.
And if so many people want to help, as he said, why would he pick a team of people who have little to no experience in this sort of thing? Why not pick professionals? Why just go to the local yokels?
A lot of this work can probably be done remotely. Important stuff like writing the fucking scripts. Why wouldn’t Jimmy look for people with writing credits? People who have done stuff in television and/or movies?
If Jimmy needs sets and camera operators and editors and shit like this, there has to be a professional company in the greater Philadelphia area who can do this. Or how far is New York City to Philadelphia? I’ll guess three hours.
No. Not even. Less than two hours.
So he could have found somebody competent. He could have found a professional organisation to do all of this. Does he think that a production company in New York is going to be comprised of fucking stalkers? They’re doing all of this work for tv, film, whatever, but Jimmy Rolfe is such a huge star that they wouldn’t be able to contain themselves.
It’s not just Jimmy, although he’s an extreme example. This is how these “Youtubers” think. They think that they’re big celebrities. Look at how dismissive Retro Ali was to that horntard to said “please notice me.” Like she’s above the horntards.
Her videos get 2,000 views on average. She’s making $35/month from Youtube. In what universe is this a celebrity?
This is a hobo. Her name should be Hobo Ali. She has no job, she’s a meth addict, and she begs for money (in video game form).
Is anyone stalking the hobos on the street? No. The exact opposite. You try to avoid these people. But these “Youtubers” think that they’re big celebrities. They’re completely delusional.
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Kickle Cubicle on NES broke my brain – Erin Plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a08VukAP6Mc
0:00 – “Hey guys! What’s up? Happy Sunday. Well, now it’s Monday but, you know, whatever. So I want to start off this stream with opening this Bananya.”
I don’t know why but I just suddenly…I know that I’ve said this many times but she’s completely wasting her life.
1:00 – “Today, we’re going to be playing Kickle Cubicle. It’s a cute name for a very cute game.”
She’s getting $250/month for this. In fairness, that’s just for Youtube. How much do you suppose she’s getting from Twitch? Let’s be generous and say that it’s another $500/month. $750/month is what she’s making. She’s completely debasing herself for a handful of horny retards for $750/month. Plus, the ass fucking.
Minimum wage in New Jersey is $12. I think that she actually lives in New Jersey, not rural Pennsylavnia. So if she worked a full-time, minimum wage job, that would be $1,920/month. Then whatever taxes are but I assume that she has to pay taxes on her internet earnings too, unless maybe the amount is so low that one doesn’t have to pay taxes. No world-wide debasement required. No getting fucked in the ass by Mike Matei required. Dignity is free.
1:15 – “This game is ridiculously cute. Look at this. It’s Garden Land.”
Yeah. We can all see it, Erin.
1:30 – “I forget. Okay, so those don’t move.”
She was trying to move some stone. She “forgot” how to play the game. She “always” “forgets” how to play video games. Because she never played the fucking game before.
She’s remarkably bad at this game, by the way. If that even requires mentioning.
2:30 – “Look at the corn!”
We can all see it, Erin.
4:30 – “Bell peppers!”
We can all see it, Erin.
5:30 – “Look at the eggplants!”
We can all see it, Erin.
6:15 – Whoa. She missed one. She didn’t give the pumpkins a shout out. Fortunately, I was able to see them for myself.
7:00 – She mentions that somebody on Youtube left a comment suggesting that she stream this game. This is what the horntards do. They like watching her play “cute” games. This is their fetish.
She doesn’t even understand the mechanics of the game.
8:15 – She dies because she’s an idiot and really, really bad at video games.
8:30 – “What are my thoughts on sun-dried tomatoes? (long pause) I think they’re fine.”
Great answer, Erin. This is really interesting stuff. She’s just oozing charm and charisma.
Then she makes it clear that she doesn’t know what sundried tomatoes are. I don’t know either, to be honest. But I wouldn’t pretend that I do and then give a boring as fuck generic answer. This is what she does. She doesn’t know anything about anything so her coping strategy is to give boring as fuck, generic answers to make it look like she knows what’s being discussed.
8:45 – “It’s not often that I get asked my thoughts on sun dried tomatoes. They’re fine. I don’t love them, I don’t hate them.”
She clearly doesn’t know what they even are. How can she proffer any opinion?
11:15 – “Are those peaches or acorns?”
The question that nobody on earth gives a fuck about. But they’re peaches. Clearly.
13:00 – “Look at all of these flowers!”
We can see them, Erin.
And she’s surprised by things that seem to regularly happen in this game. She obviously has never played it before but once again, she’s pretending that she’s played this before.
13:15 – “And then onions appear!”
We can see them, Erin.
This is all that she does. She’s just giving a running commentary of the new vegetables that appear on each level. This is the level of commentary that she can provide because she knows absolutely nothing about video games. Or about ANYTHING. She’s completely incapable of saying anything remotely interesting.
13:30 – “Yes, this game is ridiculously cute. Oh, it’s a crab!”
We can see it, Erin.
13:45 – “I don’t know what I’m doing.”
She’s said this numerous times during this stream. And it’s true. This is the one true thing that she’s said so far. She has absolutely no clue how to play this game.
16:15 – “Pickles!”
It’s just so fucking stupid. She’s a complete moron.
And she’s only using one button. Somebody in the chat explained to her what the other button does but she seems to think that it’s optional.
16:30 – “Hello, CheerioEater. Have you eaten any Cheerios today?”
Good conversation skills, Erin.
17:00 – “Onions!”
Good stuff.
“You like deep fried pickles? I’ve never had a deep fried pickle.”
You don’t say.
18:30 – “Carrots!”
22:00 – “Pumpkins! I like how the pumpkins look.”
Horrendous gameplay, by the way.
22:30 – “Oh, so that’s what the other button does. It gets rid of buttons or it replaces buttons. I’m not entirely sure what the other button does yet.”
Erin said, quite clearly, that she’s played this game before. She’s now on a level that REQUIRES using this other button in order to advance. It’s a level on the first stage of the game. It’s like the tenth level.
So when she says that she played the game before, it must have been for a matter of minutes, if that. And she never got this far in the game before. She clearly has no idea how to play. She’s really, really, super, incredibly bad at the game.
23:15 – Then she stumbles through the level. No love for the green peppers?
23:30 – A horntard asks about the NES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game and Erin says that she wants to do a playthrough of that and she was “practicing” the game over a year ago.
We can all look forward to the full Erin Plays playthrough of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. How the fuck is she going to get through that?
23:45 – “I really like it. I think the furthest I’ve gotten was the Technodrome.”
Oh, do tell, Erin. So that means that she got through the underwater level. Well, we can all enjoy that video when it comes out.
24:15 – She doesn’t know that you can’t walk on the blocks that have holes in them. Even I know this and I’ve never played this before. I know this because I was paying attention to an earlier level that had this exact same issue.
She’s completely bamboozled by this ridiculously simple concept. She keeps doing the same thing over and over and over again and getting nowhere.
25:45 – Through brute force, she eventually completes the level. She doesn’t shout out the peaches because she still isn’t sure what they are.
26:30 – “Eggplants!”
We’ve seen this one already, Erin. They’re duplicates now. Do you still have to keep shouting them out?
27:00 – “Have I played Guardian Legends? No, I haven’t…on stream.”
What an odd comment. So what about off-stream? Is she implying that she played a game off-stream? That doesn’t happen.
28:45 – She pronounces the “w” in “sword”. I’ve never heard this in my life.
29:00 – So some horntard was talking about Iron Sword. And Erin says, “Iron Sword, I really want to get into.”
Why? And this is just another lie anyway.
“Unless I’m thinking of the wrong game, but I’m pretty sure that I’m thinking of the right thing.”
So she doesn’t even know what game this guy is talking about. But she really wants to get into it. She just hasn’t yet. For reasons not stated.
This game is pretty straight forward but Erin really struggles. She has no idea what she’s doing.
30:15 – “Oh, do I have to build up and around?”
Yes, you moron.
30:45 – “No, because then I can’t go that way.”
She still doesn’t get it. She doesn’t seem to understand that the blocks of ice that you create can travel over the ice blocks that have holes in them, but the character can’t.
Also, I’m really interested in what this second button does. Erin doesn’t use it.
She’s so fucking stupid. The solution is really easy but she’s making it way more complicated than it needs to be. This is a game for children, by the way.
Then she dies.
32:15 – Oh, then she actually tries the other button because she has no idea what the solution is. It’s not helpful.
33:30 – This is unbelievable. I have no idea why she can’t figure this out.
34:00 – “Oh, no. I guess that is what I do.”
It’s not. And she’s completely stuck if she continues as she’s been doing.
34:45 – She finally stumbles through the level. What an imbecile.
35:45 – “I should play Wacky Races! I’m going to write that down.”
She doesn’t even know what the game is. Or the cartoon.
36:15 – “Have I played Hook? No, I haven’t.”
You don’t say. And this is a Disney game so it’s a game that you would expect Erin would have played. At least on stream, for money.
37:45 – She stumbled through the level and then misses the tomatoes because she immediately turned to the chat.
38:15 – “Oh, my god. Is this Princess Tomato? Is this her origin story?”
Erin played Princess Tomato one time in her life. It was on stream, for money.
38:45 – “Hello, HungryGoriya.”
More like HornyGoriya. Am I right, fellas? HungryGoriya is a horny lesbian for Erin.
Fucking pathetic.
39:15 – After commenting on how cute the jack-o-lanterns are, we get to a boss fight. “Oh my god. This is the first boss fight. How do we defeat him?”
You tell us, Erin. You’ve said that you’ve played this before.
Then she dies because she’s a fucking moron.
I’m done. I’ve watched enough of this. Go do something else with your life. This is not working.
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I Ranked Every WRESTLING game on NES – John Riggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR7vn310vX8
He’s been doing these Tiermaker videos for years now. I think it’s time to find some other idea to beat into the ground.
0:00 – He puts a picture up of himself and Zap Cristal. How about a picture of you and your wife, John? This is disgusting.
He talks about how he wanted to be a wrestler and that he’s 6’5″. He must have given his height a million times in these videos. He mentions his height in every fucking video. We get it. You’re tall. You’re a tall, fat, bald man who doesn’t care about your family in the slightest.
He says that he has an underactive thyroid. I seem to recall him mentioning this before too. So this is why he’s a big fat guy. Or so he says.
But anyway, there’s a treatment for this. So why is he still a big fat guy? Maybe he can’t afford the treatment because he doesn’t insurance because he doesn’t have a job.
Maybe he’s going for a John Tenta look. You know, Earthquake. Same hair style. Same physique.
Oh, by the way, he’s wearing a “Booty O’s” t-shirt. And there’s a box of “Booty O’s” cereal in the background. What is this? Oh. A wrestling cereal.
2:00 – He reviews the MUSCLE game. Hey guys! Remember MUSCLE? Those little pink figures? I remember them. I had almost all of them. I had the big poster that listed all of them and I’d mark it off as I got a new one.
You could buy these figures in four packs for a dollar or something or in trash can-shaped containers that had 10 figures in them or in sets of 24? 48? I don’t remember. But those were good because I think the sets were fixed. I think that they were numbered too. So if you got set 1, all set 1’s had the same 24 or 48 figures in them. So you knew what you were getting. And you weren’t going to get any duplicates. This is in contrast to the four packs or the ten packs which were just pot luck.
Horny John Riggs also mentions getting these things from 25 cent machines but I don’t remember that. Not legitimate figures, anyway. I did get a bootleg MUSLCE figure from a quarter machine, though. It’s a Ghost figure. Ghost seems to be a popular bootleg, I assume because the sculpt isn’t complicated. It’s like the real MUSCLE figures but just a slightly different shade of pink.
I bet that these bootlegs are worth more than the real ones. Not that I can retire off of MUSCLE figures, real or bootleg.
3:45 – Pro Wrestling. Hey guys! Remember Pro Wrestling for the NES?
I do remember that game. I played it at a couple of friends’ houses. Everybody had this game, except me. I didn’t have an NES. I didn’t want one.
John Riggs says that he preferred playing as Kin Corn Karn. The worst character in the game. I liked Amazon.
12:45 – WWF King of the Ring. I had this for the Game Boy. It was shit but I played it.
Then at the end of the video, he promotes a different wrestling video that he did in July 2020. And he did this video with Zap Cristal’s husband. How fucked up is this? What are they doing? Some swinging thing? With fat ass John Riggs?
Let’s check out his Twitter. Oh, Twitter requires an account to view comments now. That might the end of Twitter for me.
Google used to have a good feature where you could search through Twitter. What happened to that? I think that Twitter ended the agreement.
So…wrestling *nostalgia*. I think that the first wrestling match that I saw was at a neighbour’s house. Hillbilly Jim was wrestling. This is appropriate because this family was a family of hillbillies.
Then another friend’s father would always do like parties for wrestling pay per views, just with his family, but I’d sometimes go. There would be a lot of snacks and whatnot. He had a cable descrambler and it would take like an hour or two to “warm up” or whatever. The picture on the pay per view channels wasn’t good for the first hour or two. So he’d have to put the pay per view channel on an hour or two before the actual pay per view. I don’t know the technical explanation for this.
But yeah, it was some Royal Rumble. I think that Rick Rude was in it. According to Wikipedia, that might be 1989 but that seems too far back. Well…actually, maybe that’s right.
I remember watching a Saturday Night’s Main Event where Macho Man won a match against somebody. Then at school the next day, the kids were talking about it, and I expressed outrage that Macho Man only won because he cheated. The kids looked at me like I was fucking retarded. But I was young and fairly new to wrestling. I didn’t fully appreciate the worked nature of the program.
I liked Ultimate Warrior. I know that that’s unpopular these days but he was great. And I enjoyed his Youtube videos. He used to make “inspirational” videos and would promote Warrior University, which was some scam he was running. And he’d paint self-portraits and do little doodles and give these doodles away as prizes.
There was always one guy who would leave comments about how sexy the Ultimate Warrior is but he’d critique the smallness of his pecs or some muscle. And this guy was called HomosForHellwig. Warrior eventually banned him but he’d keep coming back under new names and leaving similar comments. It was amusing.
Then there’s that video Ultimate Confession:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3CDDu4AYSg
It’s a doctored video making it sound like Warrior is describing all kinds of homosexual debauchery. It’s probably the funniest video I’ve seen on Youtube. Warrior kept getting it taken down but the guy would re-upload it.
Of course, Warrior had a brief career as a motivational speaker at colleges until all of the homosexuals would go his speeches just to heckle him. His responses were fucking hilarious.
I liked him. He was a smart guy, he was funny, and he didn’t care about anyone’s opinion. He just did his own thing. It was a sad day when he died.
Then as you get into “the 90s”, WCW started getting big. I watched all of that with Kevin Nash and Scott Hall. I didn’t really watch WCW before this. In my view, perhaps a mistaken view, it was just a shitty version of WWF.
But with the Monday Night Wars, I started watching more WCW and less WWF. Then the WWF started getting raunchy in an obvious attempt to get ratings and that was a big turn off for me, so I became even more of a WCW fan.
By about 1997, I was done with wrestling. The NWO angle had gone on way too long. It was getting ridiculous with the Latino World Order and whatnot. They were just completely out of ideas. Plus, I was an adult by this point so…I wasn’t so interested in professional wrestling.
And the stuff that they call “wrestling” now…you have to be completely braindead to watch that shit. But you have grown adults like John Riggs and Tony from Hack the Movies and Kieran watching this tripe.
All of this nerd shit: comic books, Star Trek, wrestling. I liked this stuff too. As a kid. But not as an adult. These people should be embarrassed.
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Our First Ever Swear Words – Cinemassacre Podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2Oufq_YZag
1:00 – “We’re back. Hope you enjoyed that Nerd episode: The Rocketeer”.
Umm…well, hope springs eternal.
And there’s just something unsettling about this. Because you know that this was filmed weeks ago but he’s trying to make this sound like it was filmed recently. There’s a dishonesty to this.
Jimmy credits the “Rocket beer” idea to Justin. You know, that part of the video where the games were strapped to two cans of beer and this inexplicably turned into a rocket. Jimmy found that really funny. So…there’s one person on earth who did.
Oh fuck. They’re going to talk about the Rocketeer for the first few minutes. That’s fine…it makes sense…but this is…maybe I have the wrong attitude going into these things. Maybe I should just sit back and let Jimmy and the Screenwave Gang entertain.
3:30 –
Justin: Alright, it’s that time again. So if you don’t remember, this part of the podcast is Whatcha Doin? What have you been doing, James?
Jimmy: What have I been doing?
Justin: Yeah. Have you been watching anything.
Jimmy: I’ve been working on videos but if you’re talking about Whatcha Watching —
Justin: Yeah.
I’m so glad that Jimmy called Justin out on this. Justin fucked up his own segment idea. What the hell is Whatcha Doin? That’s not a thing. Why is this even a graphic?
I thought that Whatcha Doin was like an umbrella term for the Whatcha family (Whatcha Watching, Whatcha Drinking, and to a lesser extent Whatcha Reading and Whatcha…whatever the other ones were). But now Justin is saying to hell with all of those, let’s just make “Whatcha Doin” an actual segment and eschew the more specific Whatcha’s.
THIS WAS JUSTIN’S IDEA. How can Justin not remember his own fucking idea? Don’t introduce this shit and then abandon it on the third episode. The people demand Whatcha Watching, Whatcha Drinking, and whatever the third major one was. With or without the “g” at the end of the second word of these segments. Don’t give me this general bullshit of Whatcha Doin?
Fucking unbelievable. It’s like having a segment called, “So What Have You Been Up To Lately?” That’s just fucking banal chit chat that you would have with the mailman in passing. What’s next? “How’s the Weather?”
Here’s my question to Justin, Whatcha Doin With This Fucking Podcast?”
Anyway, Jimmy has been watching SpaceJam and the new SpaceJam. Whatever it’s called.
He saw it with his kids…
7:00 – I don’t know why I’m noticing this but it’s refreshing to see Justin wear a plain shirt like a normal adult. No Punisher logo or any of this stupid shit.
8:15 – Justin says, “Okay, Kieran. What have you been doing? Whatcha Playing, Watching, anything?”
No. Justin. I’m rejecting Whatcha Doin. So is Jimmy. So is everyone. That’s too broad. We had the fucking categories. YOU came up with the categories. Don’t take them away now.
11:00 – Jimmy talking about his children again.
See, here’s what I want: structure. Make this more structured. Whatcha Watching should be ONLY about what everyone has been watching. Whatcha Playing should be ONLY about what everyone has been playing. And have a new segment called Whatcha Parenting where Jimmy talks about his children.
Jimmy’s children should not be mentioned in any segment other than Whatcha Parenting. This way, I can more easily skip over it.
Anyway, Jimmy was playing Goat Simulator with his children. Hey guys! Remember that awkward as fuck James & Mike & for some reason Ryan video from like five years ago where these three people played Goat Simulator and Jimmy found the game REALLY funny for some inexplicable reason? Well, he’s still playing it. But now it’s with his kids.
Oh, and then Justin references the video. And AlphaOmegaSin was there too. I forgot about that. My mind must have blocked him from my memory as a defence mechanism.
12:00 – Kieran says, “What are you doing, Justin?”
No. Put a stop to this right now, Jimmy. Take charge. This is bullshit.
As stupid as Whatcha Watching and Whatcha Drinking and Whatcha Playing are, they at least made sense. Whatcha Doing is just…”talk about whatever the fuck you want.” If that’s the case, why even have the label? Why have this be a segment? Whatcha Doin doesn’t even make sense.
Then fucking…Justin has been collecting Gengars. Is this why he made this sudden change to the generic? Why not just start a new segment called Whatcha Collecting? Then Jimmy could talk about his poop collection, Kieran can talk about his gun collection, and you can talk about your Gengar collection.
13:00 – Jimmy says that his kids would like this Gengar toy. Justin says, “This is for grown man children only”. Pretty funny, but Jimmy steps on the joke to talk about his kids some more.
Jimmy: They like all of these props that we end up with like for the Ecco the Dolphin episode, we had that big dolphin. They saw me bringing it in and they wanted it so it was done. I just gave it to them.
Kieran: After you took a dump in it’s blowhole.
Jimmy: Yeah, they’ll never know. Well, maybe one day they’ll know what it was used for.
Kieran: It was spitting out diarrhoea .
This was pretty funny too. Jimmy gave his kids a toy that he pretended to defecate on and Kieran pointed out the absurdity of this.
14:00 – Then Jimmy tells a story about how he was trying to puncture a beer keg with a hammer and a screwdriver, in spite of the fact that Justin warned him of the obvious danger. But Jimmy, having spent seven and a half years in special education, proceeded.
15:45 – Speaking of special education, Jimmy says, “You forget when you’re underwater that you have to hold your breath.”
Oh fuck. By the way, they’re talking about particular AVGN scenes that were hard to film. Jimmy thinks that this is the sign of a good episode: if he had to put a lot of work into filming it. No, Jimmy. WRITE GOOD SCRIPTS.
By the way, these chairs are clearly too comfortable. Jimmy is regularly just rocking in the chair. You need better chairs. You’re not buying chairs to lounge around in your living room. These should be more like office chairs. Chairs that you can do a professional-looking podcast on.
17:30 – Justin talks about how he wants to get footage of a buffalo defecating on a game. He says it’s for an AVGN episode but it might just be for his personal spank bank.
Jimmy then suggests that you can just get stock footage of a buffalo defecating. Jimmy sure loves his greenscreen. And where exactly is such stock footage?
18:00 – Jimmy says, “The idea, I think it started with actually having a buffalo shit in my ear. We thought about it and I think basically it just turned out that, when we got into the details of it, it would actually be too dangerous to really do.”
So…what? Jimmy contemplated having an actual buffalo take a shit on his face? Come on. Let’s just end this whole thing here. Shut down the channel. James is completely fucked up. I don’t even want to watch this any more.
Then Justin says, “I don’t even know how you could give a buffalo diarrhoea. And Jimmy says, “Well, yeah.” They’re obviously really thinking about this. This is disgusting. Why would…I mean, we know that Jimmy REALLY likes poop. Apparently to the point where he wants large bovines to take a shit on his face. That is the single most fucked up thing I’ve ever heard of.
How the fuck was this not edited out? James Rolfe is admitting to wanting to take part in bestiality scat porn. I’ve never even heard of this. And he’s not joking. And now the Screenwave Gang are egging him on.
Jimmy says, “And I would be wearing an earplug, by the way.” Like that’s the concern. He’s literally talking about a buffalo defecating on his face. This is not a joke. This is what he wants to happen. This is his ultimate fantasy. He’s given this a lot of thought. They’ve contacted farmers about this.
22:00 – Jimmy says, in reference to how the podcast is just about “whatever” that, “I know my audience so I know what people are interested in.”
No. Jimmy does not have a clue what the audience wants. The audience does not want scat porn. The audience does not want constant shit half-jokes. The audience does not want greenscreen-heavy AVGN episodes. The audience does not want your stupid lore. The audience does not your novelty Youtube band. And the audience does not want this meandering podcast.
22:15 – Kieran starts singing a jingle for a local farm. Some of that rural Pennsylvania humour, I guess.
God, I really don’t want to watch any more of this. I keep thinking about Jimmy literally wanting a buffalo to shit on his face. And this is in the fucking podcast. HOW COULD ANYBODY THINK THAT THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
As far as I’m concerned, Jimmy’s career is over. It has to be. This is going to be on the fucking news. James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd, attempts to arrange for a buffalo to defecate on his face. Full story at 10:00.
23:00 – Now Jimmy is talking about the first “swear” that he learned. It was “shit”. “My grandmother taught me it. And she taught me on purpose, actually.”
He just can’t get enough. He LOVES faeces. Why is this fucking happening? Why was this video released? This is the sort of thing that people would use for blackmail. “If you don’t give me $100,000 I’m going to release that podcast where you talk obsessively about your scat fetish.”
They just fucking released this. They think that this is normal.
“She took us to a farm one time and the pigs were shitting all over and she was just like, ‘Oh, look at the pigs shit. They roll in their shit.’ And we started using it.”
This is disgusting. Jimmy is talking lovingly about multigenerational scat fetishists in his family. This is…I mean…incestual bestiality scat? How much lower can we get?
Justin released this video. He didn’t see any problem with any of this. What in the name of fuck is his problem? How can he be this fucking stupid? This is the end of James Rolfe. This is all done. The podcast is over. AVGN is done. This is the last video they’re ever going to release.
Kieran says that “shit” was also the first “swear” that he learned, and he learned it from Back to the Future. Jimmy’s eyes light up and he says that he just showed the Back to the Future trilogy to his youngest daughter. Oh my god. How….he’s going to get his daughter involved with this now?
“I showed her Jurassic Park and, “That is one big pile of shit’” and he laughs. He likes showing his children movies that have shit in them. What the fuck?
I can’t fucking believe this. This has to be it. Jimmy is going to have his children taken away. He’s not fit to be a parent. He’s fucking retarded. Big time. And he has this scat obsession that overwhelms his life.
I’m at 28:00 but I can’t even comment on anything else. I’m supposed to comment on the minutia after James Rolfe just spent about 20 minutes talking about his incestuous bestiality scat fetish? What the fuck?
I can’t. I’m at 34:00 but I’m done. I’m just blown away by this. This is the last video they’re ever going to release. How can anybody possibly watch AVGN after James Rolfe revealed what a completely sick fuck he is? This is beyond sick. He’s completely deranged.
And they just release the video like this. Nobody thinks that this might be a problem. Oh, Jimmy wants a buffalo to take a shit on his face. And we actually called farmers to enquire about this. And his grandmother had a barnyard scat fetish. And he’s passing this on to his own children.
This is okay? People think that this is okay? No. There has to be outrage over this.