Checking out the Idea Man’s Twitter. I was spurred on by a response I saw on Mike Matei’s Twitter from two months ago.
Mike posts about some gorilla-based NES game that nobody cares about and Newt replies with, “Wait. You mean this wasn’t based on a true story?”
I’m surprised that Newt posts on Mike’s Twitter. I sort of assumed that Mike would have been one of the thousands of people who Newt claims stopped talking to him after that wholesale plagiarism incident. But I guess that he did post his condolences to Erin on her parents dying not long ago so I shouldn’t be that surprised. If he’s in Erin’s good graces, surely he should be in Mike’s. Erin follows absolutely everything that Mike thinks and does, minus the interest in video games.
Newt is posting A LOT about this Charlie Kirk guy. Did anybody even know who he was before he was killed? Now Newt can’t shut the fuck up about him, calling him a Nazi and so forth. As here:
It doesn’t even make sense. But this is how he communicates: via painfully unfunny puns that don’t make any sense.
He follows every single bit of complete minutia that gets trotted out in the news. Tylenol, the escalator stopping in the UN, the Rapture: all receive pointless, unfunny comments by Newt, all topics that will be forgotten about within a week.
Here’s Newt, so keen on calling people out for their behaviour, boasting that he had to turn down a role in an “extreme gore film” about zombie strippers.
Here’s Newt re-tweeting a pornographic actress talking about her fondness for gangbangs.
Here’s Newt threatening physical violence on an octagenarian. Oh wait. He’s 79.
I don’t get it. What is Newt so upset about? He talks about Trump CONSTANTLY. Has Trump given ANY indication that he’s coming after “tits and gore” movies? Or prostitutes? Because those seem to be the only two things that Newt seems to be interested in.
I’m pretty sure that Trump is pro-prostitutes. Wasn’t there some scandal involving him with a prostitute?
Maybe it’s jealousy. Newt is fearful that Trump might be a bigger scumbag than Newt is. Newt, relax. It’s not a contest. You’re both pieces of shit. Let’s leave it at that.
Here’s Newt celebrating a woman passing out. Picture of her on the gurney and everything. Maybe she got hurt. Maybe she has lifetime trauma as a result of this. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?
Imagine Trump mocking a woman for passing out in a movie theatre. Newt would be the first one tweeting about what a piece of shit he is for doing that.
And what does any of this accomplish? Is there even ONE person who’s going to change their mind about Trump based off of Newt’s shitty puns full of spelling and grammar errors that don’t even make sense? You just wind up looking like an obsessed lunatic.
Newt needs to concentrate on getting his own life together. How would Newt’s life be different if Kamala Harris (or whatever her name was) won the election? There would be no change at all. So what is he so worked up about?
What has Trump even done? I don’t think that he’s accomplished a single thing. Let’s look this up. There has to be something.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_presidency_of_Donald_Trump
I guess Wikipedia should be pretty neutral, if not “liberal.”
Delegated abortion laws to the states. I guess that’s true. Typical right-wing Jesus nut issue. But do you think Newt gives a shit about that?
Banned transgenders from the military and some other vague anti-transgender stuff. Newt doesn’t care about this either, despite the fact that he uses PVC Bondage Guy’s so-called “trans masc” identity as a crutch to be able to make anti-trans “jokes.”
Cut funding to Medicaid. Newt, with all of his medical problems and dubious access to medical insurance, probably should be concerned about this but I’m pretty sure that he isn’t.
De-funded climate change stuff. Again, not a hot button issue for the Ideas Man.
Fired federal workers…fired some people from his cabinet…took down a statue…installed dubious people to cabinet positions…travel bans on Libya and whatnot…I don’t think Newt cares about any of that.
So those are all of the domestic issues. Maybe Newt is more interested in Trump’s foreign policy.
Threatened not to defend NATO countries…bombed Yemen and Iran…expressed support for Russia and Israel…dismantled USAID…tarriff threats that I don’t think ever really went through…threatening Greenland. Nothing there sounds like an issue that Newt cares about.
So what is it? It’s all just personal attacks. That’s all that Newt does. He never says anything of substance. It’s all “Trump is a doody head” shit. What is it that he objects to? I’m not saying there aren’t things to object to, but NEWT, a total scumbag who exists solely to promote “tits and gore” movies that never get made and hang out with prostitutes, has NO REASON to have any beef with Trump. None that I can see, anyway.
And there are no clues in his posts because he never says anything substantive. It’s all lame half-jokes about whatever is in the news for that minute, and ad-hominen attacks. Which policies of Trump does Newt object to? Can we get a serious discussion going? Newt, the comments are open and I know that you read the blog religiously. Would you care to state your position? What policy decision of Trump’s do you take issue with? Why are you devoting so much of your life to complaining about Donald Trump?
I don’t think that Newt is nearly so different from Trump as Newt would like to believe, at least in terms of scumbaggery. But that seems to be Newt’s angle. He attacks Trump’s general nebulous supervilliany. It’s a total waste of time.
Very well said…This is one of the reasons I quickly lost sympathy for ole’ Newt…not because he’s “anti-Trump”.. I’m a political atheist. But because he fell for the trap of taking any stance at all…everything is a false dichotomy, within a false paradigm within scripted narratives…designed to keep the stupid slaves fighting amongst eachother…..(((in my opinion))) We live in a matrix script written by think tanks that seem to be into the Occult…again, imo…but at this point, it’s stupid to “pick a side” at all…they’re all whores for the Billionaire class and beyond. It’s painfully obvious….I think ole’ Newt is just taking the more “hip and trendy” stance in a desperate attempt to garner more support and subs. We’re witnessing a man desperately trying to keep his Empire afloat. Once the revenue from the sales of Sucks2suck and Florida Man dries up, the Gravy-train derails…….
I know that all the world is hoping for Sucks2Suck to come out but I’m afraid that I’ve given up hope on that particular Newt Wallen/Fallon co-production.
Also, hilariously, Newt has deleted all of the tweets that I mentioned here. He even deleted some that I didn’t mention. For example, there was a response to a tweet about putting Charlie Kirk’s visage on a coin and Newt gave some weird response like, “Japanese coins have holes in them” which I assume is a reference to getting shot in the head.
So perhaps I can shut down his entire Twitter by just re-tweeting everything. Because he even deleted the fairly innocuous (for him) tweet where he bragged about turning down that “role” in that “movie” that’s never going to get made, the sort of thing that he talks about all the time.
Yeah, I dunno why Newt is so bothered by him. Moviebob, Spoony and many others have the same problem. It is so widespread the phenomenon got a name: “Trump derangement syndrome”. Obsessive people complaining nonstop about this guy. Then when Biden made into to office, their lives didn’t improve in any significant way. So they just needed a scapegoat to went at instead of making an effort to fix their lives.
Yeah, that’s true. You’d think that the fact that Biden brought no change to the status quo would wake some people up.
What changes are people even hoping for? Universal healthcare, abolishing university tuition, student debt forgiveness…I don’t think that any of this is big on most people’s radars, even “liberal” Americans.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskALiberal/comments/1lkrj2d/what_kind_of_policies_do_liberals_actually_want/
Very few people on this “AskALiberal” subreddit even respond in any meaningful way. To a very simple question. “What do you want?” They don’t know what they want.
From the few people who give responses we get stuff like:
Campaign finance reform. No more “money = speech.”
Sensible Regulation the Tech Industry. Personal Data Protection.
Supreme Court Reform. High ethics standards and accountability.
Boy, that’s…who gives a shit? The effect ANY of that will have on your life is minimal, if any.
“A government that keeps private and special interests in check, but not one that overreaches too much in the lives of individuals. ”
I don’t even know what that means.
“A government that invests in the future, including education and incentivizing industry to innovate”
What?
“Fair taxation, which reinvests the insane profits of the uber successful back into society to help the most vulnerable ”
“Fair” taxation? Wow, hold on there, cowboy. You’re going too far.
“Leaders who come across as decent human beings, charismatic, and have the wherewithal to get things done. ”
God. Who gives the slightest of fucks who charismatic or otherwise our “leaders” are?
“A government that won’t start senseless wars, and that will keep us safe, but at the same time curb defense spending if it gets too excessive ”
This is some inspiring stuff. No wonder the Democrats aren’t winning elections.
“Universal affordable healthcare ”
Oh, he finally got to something that’s actually going to make a difference in people’s lives.
“Big beautiful programs such as the Inflation Reduction Act and Infrastructure law passed under Biden that help to stimulate the economy, fix infrastructure, AND prepare us for the future ”
What a joke.
“High speed rail and robust public transit ”
I mean…it would help, I guess but…wouldn’t make my top ten of things that I’d like to see changed.
“Ample government programs to assist the most vulnerable ”
Such as?
“Job creation, better wages, and increasing economic activity ”
How about a cap on wages? How about making it so CEOs can only make…ten times what the lowest paid person at the company makes? How about confiscating and redistributing the 85% of the wealth and property owned by the richest 5% in the US? These seem like vote getters to me.
this was my introduction to Charlie Kirk.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LgVG_0NlGL0
it’d be interesting to pose this kind of question to newt.
suited down of course
“what is a horse face?”
What are your thoughts on Garbagestabber’s account on X?
(URL deleted)
Dat boeit me niet, klootzak.